_____33 REASONS AMERICA IS SUPERIOR TO CRAPPY CANADA_____
The number 1 reason America is better than Canada is, it's a no-brainer. we're Americans, you're Canadians. You do the math......................
2- Canada's military is a joke.
3- We have the worlds best military.
4- We don't have an identity crisis.
5- Canada doesn't have millions of people trying to sneak in like we do.
6- We have Las Vegas, Canada has Winnipeg.
7- We have Hollywood, Canada has Vancouver.
8 - We don't have to protect our musicians from competition.
9- We can visit warm, tropical places without leaving our country.
10- The northern 92% of our country is not a frozen wasteland.
11- We have Disney world, you have Canada's wonderland.
12- We have the NFL, you have the CFL.
13- We have San Diego, and you don't ;D
14 -We are the center of the universe, and Canada...is not.
15 -Our flag doesn't have a gay maple leaf on it.
16- The world adores American music, not Canadian.
17- The world adores American clothing, not Canadian.
18- The world adores American TV, not Canadian.
19- The world models their country after America, not Canada.
20- We are better looking.
21- Americans have bigger penises.
22- More Canadians move to the USA, than Americans move to crappy Canada, despite the fact that there is 10 times more people in the USA.
23- You have Saskatchewon, and we don't.
24- Americans are ass-kickers.
25- Canadians are ass-kissers.
26- America has 7 times more Olympic Medals.
27 -America has 17 times more Nobel Prizes.
28- There is an AMERICAN flag on the moon, not a Canadian flag.
29- We have the Oscars, you have the Genies.
30- We have Nukes, and Canada doesn't ;P
31- Justin Bieber
32- Justin Trudeau
33- We don't have part of our country trying to become it's own country
lol memes
You certainly have superior waistlines, I'll give you that
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>>69944796
>dislikes Canada
>takes the time to write about Canada
>Justin Trudeau
Is the reason why none of America's achievements mean anything compared to the glory of Canada. I would sell all you fucking stars and stripes up the river just to have him back for one more state dinner.
>>69944900
>>69945020
>>69945026
>>69945149
butthurt canadians detected
>>69944796
USA has dindus, Canada barely has any in comparison. Case closed
>>69945405
Gay male detected
>>69945428
Don't worry, you're Cuck in Chief is importing them by the gaggle.
Also, I live in the Twin Cities. If you live North of here, you are retarded. You fucks live in that damned Arctic. What is wrong with you.
>>69944796
Delete this
>>69945772
>>69945415
Imma butthurt you ya little faggot give me that ass
>>69944796
>11- We have Disney world, you have Canada's wonderland.
To be fair Canada's Wonderland has far better top tier coasters then shitty Disney World desu onii-senpai
>>69944796
Canada: 70% white
USA: 60% white
>>69944796
And yet canada is more white.
>>69946635
To be fair to the Americans, 90% of Wonderland's guests are Muslims.
>mfw a Canadian is this close to becoming the prime minister of America
>>69946701
Yes, but the number of white people here far outnumbers yours, and we tend to have segregated communities.
>>69946701
And even then the best provinces are 95% white. Get fucked Amerilards.
>>69944796
Why is this even a thread? Of course a superpower is better than a cucked periphery. We also don't have a military because you do all the work for us.
But that's all pointless shit that doesn't matter one bit in day to day existence.
They are great talking points for imageboards, sure, but in real life if somebody likes America stuff better then Canadian, they can just fucking consume those products instead.
Except for the millions sneaking in part, that's a serious fucking problem man, it's not a good thing for you at all.
>>69946701
For one more year before le weed man floods your shitty country with slams
>>69944796
>1. do the math
I always hated converting imperial into metric
>13. we have san diego
please, keep it! It's yours. I insist.
>28. there's an american flag on the moon
The flag's been bleached completely white by solar radiation. Now only France can claim to have a flag on the moon.
>31. Justin Bieber
>32. Justin Trudeau
Touche
>>69944796
They have millions of Americans trying to get in :^)
>>69944796
Because its 2016
>>69944796
OP is a fucking redneck... oh i mean nigger faggot ! Canada is the best fucking place to live in all americas right now.
>>69946701
>Canada 70% white
How did we let our countries go like this?
>>69946701
70% of 35,000,000 = 24,500,000
60% of 330,000,000 = 198,000,000
Now tell me who has more Whites?
>>69944796
Its like comparing Finland to Soviet Union and we still win ayyy lmao lose some weight fatty.
>>69947370
Tell me who has more shitskin?
>28- There is an AMERICAN flag on the moon, not a Canadian flag.
Six technically, and by now the light from the sun has probably bleached out the red and blue so they're french flags.
5- Canada doesn't have millions of people trying to sneak in like we do.
Everybody knows deep down Americans want to move to Canada
I have a bigger penis than all of America combined.
Trump, please annex Canada.
>>69947461
Im moving to Alert if those people come here
>>69944796
>We have the world's best military
Lads lads lads. Step aside. Let a purebred Anglo through. Your oathetics nations are nothing shitskin meltingpots. You've also never won a war in the entire history of your countries. American and Canada also adopted anything of value from us Brits. You're all nothing.
>>69947508
let's see what you're working with senpai
>>69944796
3 reasons
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
CANADA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>69947648
>revolutionary war
>>69947737
>Vietnam
>>69947719
Get better at hockey and then you can speak.
>>69947275
Canada's destruction began in 1971 with Trudeau Sr.
>>69947570
please please please this
>>69944796
>16- The world adores American music, not Canadian.
all your most popular musicians are canadian or british haha
>>69944796
The math.
1+1=America #1
>>69947663
Are you licking your lips
>>69947948
Whats 9+1+1 equal
>>69948058
Cucked
>>69948036
what are you trying to say here? it's not even by %
>>69947832
We didn't lose Vietnam, retard, we decided not to win.
Yeah don't make these threads. It's like bragging about being able to beat a downsy kid in basketball.
>>69944796
inferiority complex much? Your a 300 millions people country Canada is a tiny country of 35 million. Why do you even need to compare? I sure wouldn't want to trade being Canadian to become an Amerifat for anything in the world. You guys have a fucked up moneycracy instead of a real democracy + everyone hates amerifats (beside amerifats themselves)
>'MURICA GREATESSEST NATION ON EARTH, HELL YEH!
what a fucking joke.
>>69948114
>>69944796
LOL
2- Ask your military buddies about our military. We simply are modest and don't need to brag about how good we are.
3- See 2.
4- What identity crisis?
5- Yeah... Not something to be proud of.
6- We have Cold Lake, Alberta. What happens in Cold Lake, stays in Cold Lake. We also have Slave Lake if you're a little kinkier.
7- We know. Sorry for putting so many of your buddies in Hollywood out of work.
8- Yeah, that's why we've had more #1 hits on the American top 40 this last year than actual Americans have.
9- Actually there's some talk of that changing in the near future too.
10 - The southern 92% of our country is not a illegal Mexican immigrant wasteland.
11- Wrong! We have the cool mini-putt golf course in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Top that.
12- I know. Bigger fields because that's how we do football.
13- Uh.. I guess that's cool?? (Quick, what the hell is a San Diego? Is that the Dora show again?)
14- No, that's Best Korea. Learn your propaganda.
15- Our flag doesn't resemble something someone would see when they got the crap beaten out of them in a bar fight.
16- See #8
17- All that imported cheap Wal-Mart clothing from China? We got that too.
18- We know. We make most of it for you.
19- The Brits are laughing.
20- Yeah. It's like a Queen song.
21- see OP's.
22- Funny, I thought you're all coming up here when Trump wins.
23- Yeah. The place that rhymes with 'fun'. Also Regina. You wish you had a province so cool.
24 & 25- Now you're simply delusional.
26 & 27- Helps when you bribe talent from other countries to come to the US. Sort of like how every year you win the Stanley Cup with teams that have well over 50% Canadian players.
28- Soon everyone will have one on the moon.
29- Is that the show which no one watches because it's more corrupt than the FIFA cup?
30- Yes we do.
31- Now he's settled down and making some killer #1 hits, yeah he's kinda cool.
>>69948114
You got btfo, americuck.
>>69944796
32- I can't tell if that's good or bad. But you have both Obama and Trump.. so...
33- You have a country almost ready to enter a civil war. So..
Anyway. I'm done for the night. Been real.
>>69947832
Kek you lost to us.
>>69948434
>Implying we deployed the full force of our military
>You deployed the full force of I'm Vietnam
>Got btfo
Amerikeks never learn.
>>69947967
i wonder if he looks at that sometime and is like, "why cant i just eat this?"
>>69948295
>We simply are modest and don't need to brag
He says before putting down his joint and writing a ridiculous amount of shit no one will ever read that's probably bragging.
>>69948559
>Yours
**
Canada has poutine, Canada Automatically wins.
>>69944796
>2- Canada's military is a joke.
Yes it is and every smug self-righteous Canacuck should kiss an American's ass because their military will protect us. The money we don't spend on the military equals muh free health care. Ain't that Yankee doodle dandy!
>>69947456
You, hahaha pathetic Britcuck be sure to renew your TV license so your children can remain brain-washed with how your "Asian" neighbour is allowed to rape them.
>>69944796
Oh, I didn't know you're the center of the universe.
>>69948590
Now now. It's not bragging if it's merely correcting misinformation. ;)
>>69945020
Nice one fellow canuck
>>69948682
Be sure to renew you cuck license, leaf.
>>69948800
Your government allows for your future to be raped by foreigners, your capital is run by third-worlders, now tell me how I am a cuck exactly?
Don't forget -- not one canadian hockey team is going to playoffs this year lol
>>69948559
>ww1
>>69944796
>28- There is an AMERICAN flag on the moon, not a Canadian flag.
Isn't it a French flag by now?
>>69948907
>Justin "The fruity loop" Trudeau runs Canada
>Cucked by Asians, of all people
kek
>>69949106
Your country fits in a third of our smallest province, you got bigger problems then we do, now get moving go burn a mosque or something.
>>69949051
Stop it. Despite what your shitty social studies class might tell you, you haven't won a war. You're not real anglos.
>>69949182
And yet we have a bigger GDP than you. That must really upset you.
>>69944796
Secessionist south wot?
>>69949360
Our nation is barely 400 years old, who cares about GDP when you're literally turning into a caliphate?
>Warning: This article contains graphic imagery and coarse language (censored where appropriate).
>BREAKING: Central Asian Detonates Vest in Vancouver City Centre, Trudeau Strengthens Loving Not Policing
>An Central Asian man detonated an explosive-filled vest in Vancouver City Centre, killing 15 people and injuring 17. Witnesses claim that they heard the man shout "A****u Ak**r".
>"The noise was far louder than any traditional Aboriginal drum," said a witness who did not want her name stated.
>A UBC sociologist Richard Greensberg chimed in on this "horrific incident" as an "obvious terrorist attack carried out by white Christian men".
>"A****u Ak**r means, in English, 'God is great'," said Greensberg, "This can only refer to the Christian God."
>In response to this catastrophe, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated that he will "double the state's efforts for the good of the citizen", though in a more unusual way.
>"The dark ages of Stephen Harper have long since gone away. We are past the point of punishing people because that just acts as a barrier for acceptance. No, I call upon all Canadians, both our police and the citizens, to show double the love to migrants as before. It is only through this way that terrorism can truly be stopped. Less law enforcement, more love," said Trudeau.
>C**servative leader R*na Ambr*se criticized Trudeau's words as "id*otic, uncompr*hensible and downright su*c*dal".
>"Canada has and is facing the very real threat of terrorism. Love won't get through to them. Only force," said Ambr*se.
>In response to the statement by Ambr*se, the RCMP have arrested and charged her for hate crime including bigotry, xenophobia, and white pride.
>>69949431
>C-Caliphate meme
We are well over 87% white. We aren't Turing into a caliphate anytime soon, cuckdoo.
>>69949182
>>69949360
lets all bask in anglosphere degeneracy and prepare for a race war. why did we choose it?
>>69949182
>smaller country
>has already conquered the known world once and made an empire
you are not making a good argument for canadians
>>69944796
Fuck it, Brazil best country ever
Americans are fat, brazilians are in shape, carrying bricks gives us mental and body health
Americans are snob and assholes, brazilians are chill, and will upload bunda when you ask them
Americans are lazy lardsnails, brazilians are hardworking and proactive
Americans only eat cheeseburguers and satan's black urine, brazilians eat rice and beans and lettuce
Americans complain about having jobs stolen, brazilians steal their jobs because they do a better job and do it cheaper
Brazilians respect traditional values, americans are demi pan polykin metamorphous triplesexual, will all burn in hell
Brazilians are funny and handsome, americans shoot kids for fun, worse then ISIS
Guess our version of breaking bad.
>>69951026
Sounds pretty boring, fampai.
>>69951026
>""free"" healthcare
lol are 12 years old? The Americans have it better. In the cities we have to wait for 6 hours behind a hundred Muslims and in rural areas it's even worse.
>>69944796
Canada has no free speech laws so be careful what you say.
>>69951026
He was in stage 4 at the beginning.
>>69947275
Was 98% white in 1971
>>69951297
Don't be angry Millennial, much older than you, was just a simple image search. Parody is parody, cupcake.
>>69951026
False. It can take up to a year to get scheduled for an MRI. Most people with cancer die in Canada because they can't get treatment right away.
We have the NPC
