Why the fuck do australians wear hats with fucking stupid corks danlgling down? It looks like something a retard would make during craft time at the home
>>69944182
If those were sliders instead of corks, I'd be totally down.
>>69944182
it enhances their shitposting abilities
>>69944280
>Sliders
Lol so 2015
>>69944182
To Keep those fucking flies off ya face cunt
>>69944182
the corks disorientate the emus, it makes their attacks less effective
>>69944444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7cz8NTYvZA
>>69944380
lol
>>69944182
Its the irish DNA... the Irish love silly hats
>>69944444
wew
>>69944444
I guess quints confirm
>>69944444
OP status: Told
>>69944182
>no forks on top of hat
>just asking for an attack while on a walkabout
pleb tier
isn't it for like, tranquilizer darts or some shit?
but even that doesn't make any sense....
>>69944182
Flies
>flies
just brush your fucking teeth.
>>69944545
Is this a thing?
Irish blood here and I love goofy hats
>>69944444
Wewlad
>>69944444
Wew senpai
>>69944182
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
guys i'm starting to think other countries don't take us very seriously
>>69945044
this is the most australian post/pasta I have ever read
>>69945044
So... Any linguists have a definition for what makes one language two? Because that seemed like nonsense.
>>69945044
Right, because op's probably rural and in the USA, most faggots move to the city
>>69944444
Checked.
And yes, that is the actual reason for the corks.
>>69944182
You answered your own question lad
>>69945044
AAAAAAAA
They stick a cork up their arse so that the abos don't try pull a fast one by sticking his dongeridoo up the strayas hole when he isn't looking.
>>69945044
Never change straya
To trick Abos into giving up their home land
>>69945044
fuck up cunt
>>69944182
Oh im fucking dying. I looked it up on wikipedia and lulz ensued
>>69945624
Fuck up, cunt
>>69944182
Bugs
>>69945673
I'm the original swagman
>>69945044
A single tear just ran down my cheek.
So beautiful.
>>69945044
Such a shame you wonderful cunts will be asian soon.
>>69945044
No my friend, you simply cannot understand our particular brand of humour. I do not believe you can comprehend how it feels to travel to McDonald's the morning after you have drank copious amounts of alcohol with your companions. Or what it is like to empty your bowel via your oesophagus after consuming illegal substances.
I would wager that you Americans have not even set off to find an off license after 6am closing time...(unknown)...
One of these days you will encounter quite a rough young scallywag whom you may inadvertently say the inappropriate thing to. The man will then proceed to assault you, but until that day, you have not seen what a true Australian is capable of
>>69945044
what a country
>>69945278
It's just a dialect. In this case a regiolect (regional dialect).
It's also pasta.
>>69944182
To piss off the flies of course ya drongo
>>69945134
>>69944444
>>69945297
>op's probably rural and in the USA, most faggots move to the city
Op lives in a cuckpod in san francisco.
>>69946060
C'mon dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWUaT5ovZ50&t=42
>>69944182
>Why the fuck do australians wear hats with fucking stupid corks danlgling down? It looks like something a retard would make during craft time at the home
Why the fuck do americans wear their guts dangling down with stupid ill fitting clothes? It looks like something from a farm or lab experiment gone wrong
>>69946792
>>69944182
>>69944444
Remember this when you see niggers with 30 flies in each corner of their mouth
>>69944182
For the tourists.
Same reason Aboriginals get around in loin clothes and face paint instead of their traditional garb of shoplifted K-Mart tracksuits stained in shit, vomit and semen.
>>69944444
I love Australian people.
>>69946792
TAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!
>>69947201
She drinks diesel lad. 100% tank.
some ebin ozzie bants in this thread
>>69944915
Irish descended Australian here.
I too love silly hats.
>>69944444
BZZZZZ LAD
>>69947201
PILLS HERE!
>>69946394
No im rural
>>69945673
Do NOT mock the Jolly Swagman in front of an irl Australian otherwise there will be serious problems.
>>69944915
Its my theory, but it seems to be true. My dad is Irish. Loves silly hats, I have Irish mates, they all wear silly hats too.
>>69946792
10/10 would shag
Triple cleavage and an American passport, plus you know she can cook!
>>69947642
>swagman
>billabong
>jumbuck
>tucker bag
Why is your country's favorite song complete nonsense
>>69947642
> Up sprang the swagman and jumped into the waterhole, Drowning himself by the Coolibah tree; And his voice can be heard as it sings in the billabongs, "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me."
RIP Swagman. You was a good Irishman who dindu nuffin. Fuck the English Law.
>>69947941
Probably the same reason we love silly hats I guess.
>>69947265
And?
All Romance languages are just Latin + drunken slurred word endings.
>>69945624
That it mate? Is that all you got going for ya, cunt? 200 years of persecuting boongs and this is all you can muster? Blow it out your arse, dickhead.
Fuckin' pull your ciggie-butt brain in, Ray Martin's coming to fuckin' get ya.
Disrupts radars
>>69948051
you butchered the lyrics you cunt
>>69948727
New Australian identified.
>>69947091
Kek
>>69945506
Jesus & Mary, that's funny right there
>>69944444
>>69946060
You're the Cuntwhisperer, aintcha?
>>69945044
>>69944444
Witnessed downunder
They're buttplugs.
Always have them on hand - you never know when your current one will get lost or broken.
>>69944915
I too am Irish and have a wide assortment of tuques and flat caps.
>>69944444
How does corks repel flies?
>>69953929
Nobody wants to get smacked by a cork.
Not even a fly.
>>69944444
SHITPOSTING
TO THE E X T R E M E
>>69946060
You have a few things wrong
Aerial ping pong is AFL and I think ankle biters are children btw.
>>69945044
>it's like ebonics
>but niggerer
Weren't dumbass teabaggin conservashits wearing teabags on their hats a couple of years ago to show their racist distaste of a black president ?
>>69945278
You need to be an intermediate level shitposter to understand that.
