>mfw Brits are some of the most admired, feared, respected, and envied posters on /pol/ due to our dazzling wit, aussie tier banter, world class sense of humour, unbeatable arguments, flawless logic, and an indefatigable allegiance to our Queen, the rightful ruler of planet earth.
Cheer up fellas, it's just a bit of banter! Right, I'm off for a pint or two with your missus. Seeyas in a bit lads.
>>69929435
K.keep me posted
>>69929435
If only that private eye was true..
>>69929435
Oh look, an anglo thread.
>>69929955
It's a shame you're too fat for the rope!
>>69930063
Do you use a big keyboard to type with those snausage fingers of yours?
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/may/29/how-obese-is-the-uk-obesity-rates-compare-other-countries
>>69929435
>indefatigable
"Muslims deported to France"
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEE
WE WILL ELECT LE PEN BEFORE YOU CAN VOTE IN FARAGE AND WE WILL SEND ALL THE SHITSKINS OF CALAIS TO LONDON RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69930258
Jealousy is not an admirable trait.
>>69929435
>69929435
Why are Brits such cucks? They have UKIP but keeping voting for Labor and the Torries
As per usual the Americans flood the thread and shit themselves. Cheer up little fellas now if you don't mind, the Queen's speech is on
>>69931278
only immigrants and the old guard (aka stubbornly retarded) vote for Labour these days. Their new support base (aka young people and students) want them to be legit commies which is completely unelectable.
As for voting in the Tories, well I think we all believed that lie that "hey we're just neo-cons because of the Lib-Dems!". Winning the EU referendum and a shake-up by Boris Johnson will move the Tories back to the proper right
>>69929435
meanwhile in London, a literal paki prepares to become Mayor of the capital of the """british""" """""""""""""""Empire"""""""""""""""""
>>69931501
This.
Fucking British posters should just be embarrassed to post after Rotherham but still they continue to embarrass themselves.
Ugly little shits.
>>69931501
It's him or a jew.
How far we have fallen.
>>69929435
>This thread again
>>69931501
That's it. You are no longer our greatest ally. Now watch as your coffers dry up while the glorious empire sails through the seas of time - which we own, of course.
>>69931651
well goyim, you know what to do
>>69931651
Um why don't we just vote for someone else?
>>69931650
Come on, Mr Amerilard. I know simple tricks are enough to fool the American public but you're talking to a Brit here! We're much too smart for your kind
>>69931737
you can sail your ship away from europe if you want, but know that the wood is already rotten to the core with islamic taquiyya
>>69929435
>indefatigable
just came to post this is the first a maybe last I'll ever see this word used here... carry on..
>>69931979
>wooden ships
Looks like you're still stuck in 1386 as well
>>69931880
That's it. You are no longer our greatest Ally. Now watch as your shores are flooded by paki's and your woman's pussies are overwhelmed by muslims
>>69929435
I don't think about you at all.
>>69932090
>british empire
looks like you're stuck in whatever year it was that you gave land to fucking argentina
>>69932118
>he thinks we were allies
Goodness, Israel was right. You lot are gullible morons!
>>69932090
I can't wait until Britanistan really shows its place in the world. After all, it'll only give me even more of a reason to not like you soon to be out-bred british fucks.
>>69929435
>indefatigable
RARE WORD
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>>69932386
Oh, gonna cwy? Are you angered little boy? Where are your parents? Oh wait, that's me. Remind me to spank you when we get home
>>69929435
tfw britain will die in your lifetime
june 23rd best day of my life
>>69932489
Oh daddy please don't force me to eat the crumpets again, especially not after you used your jizz instead of butter
>>69932212
>Portugal
Literally the only time you were relevant was when madeleine Mccan was kidnapped
>>69932558
I'll just burn down your little white house again shall I? Try not to cry too much this time or my Canadian chums and I may laugh ourselves to death
>tfw brits and americans keep playing their game of "Who's better at pretending to have won WW2 instead of the soviets"
>>69932572
at least we kicked islamists out for good. when will you reconquist london, mr corbyn?
>>69932670
I got to say, you're the only british shill here white knighting for your shitty country.
And really, how are you going to burn our white house down again? Are you going to send a bunch of your starved, retarded refugees here on a boat armed with your high quality british toy guns?
>>69932815
>not Britain
You're going to have to start paying me for my company, just like Germany. I must say, it is rather spectacular to have gotten away with genociding those krauts!
>>69932865
No, we'll send a nigger. Oh wait! Silly me old chap
>>69933062
we really did appreciate the last bunch of niggers you sent us a few hundred years back, though. I think they were used to inbreed more slaves though, before we sent a good portion of them back to Africa. Regardless, I doubt you'd ever even get off your island before you decided to attack us.
>>69933276
>your island
Which one?
>>69929435
>tfw english/scottish descent living in America
best of both worlds 2bhwyf
>>69933401
Not like a few islands would make any difference when it comes to your fleet of british fishing ships vs our 11 Aircraft carrier fleets
>>69933635
Why invade when we already have an inside man? Goes by the name Oliver... Heard of him?
>>69932671
>Germany was the only issue
Faggot.
>>69929435
>>69934033
LOL
>>69933839
DONT MAKE TALK ABOUT MY WIFE'S SON AGAIN
