>be America
>demand 2nd amendment
>go to school
>get shot
>walk home from hospital
>get shot by police officer
>be Yuropeeeeeeeean
>explode
>>69921185
This isn't even funny tho
>>69921185
>be american
>get shot
>shoot back
>>69921185
>be Dutch
>have to shove finger in dykes to prevent the country from flooding
It aint easy but someones gotta do it.
>>69921185
you forgot
>be 200K in debt from hospital
>>69921351
>Be Ecuadorian
>Nobody knows who I am
>be brazilian
>guns are illegal
>live in the most peaceful country in the world
>>69921341
>finally have secured ourselves from the sea
>get flooded from our land borders instead
>>69921312
Is that a rewards card on that keychain anon?
>>69921185
that only applies to black people. Why would police shoot a white man walking home from hospital?
>be yuropeen
>get raped by rapefugees
>report crime
>get arrested for hate speech
>>69921312
>10 innocents including 8 children dead in the crossfire
MURICA!
>>69921488
>1488
who knows, got it off google
>be liberal faggot
>love sucking black dick
>>69921185
>be european
>get married to wife
>take care of her half black son
>have wife get raped while im at work
>government says if i say anything about the muslims that raped my wife ill go to jail
>go home
>see house looted by somalis
>buy plane tickets
>try to escape to USA with wife and wifes son
>tell her bull that he can come too
>drive to airport
>get blown up
ayyyyy lmao
>>69921530
better than 130 innocents dead you fucking leaf
I recommend everyone who is against guns to come and live here we brazil. Here you can't have guns, only the police and some politicians can have guns. I'm sure you guys are going to love this peaceful and beautiful country.
>>69921185
>be european
>loses guns
>gets raped
>>69921185
> Be europe
> Demand refugees come in by the millions
> Muslim rapes your wife in front of you
> You don't jerk off
> You get arrested for a hate crime for not fapping to you wife's rape
presidentvalentine.jpg
>>69921479
sauce ?
>>69921185
Wouldn't have happened if you had just tipped them like any decent burger would have done.
More like
>>be pro-gun America
>>demand 2nd amendment
>>go to school
>>get shot, shoot back
>>story never makes it to cnn
>>69921530
Only our barely trained police fo that
