Well, /pol/?
You could always kill the player and take their property.
>>69919502
you could offer oral sex
*unzips dick*
>>69919502
>>69919317
The fucking game is named monopoly. The best players get the most property and hotels and then the loser fags are left at free parking wondering why they didn't buy the boardwalk when they landed on it
>>69919317
>money is a finite resource
>you can choose to just not roll and stay in expensive hotels you can't afford
you are an extremely shitty monopoly player if your opponent ends up with 95% of the money and property. probably a liberal too.
>>69919639
>I think I know what Calvin called Hobbs
>>69919317
Real life financial decisions are not based on chance, at least not to the degree they are in Monopoly.
I don't roll a die to determine my living situation.
>>69919317
>one player is given 95% of the bank
>given
this is what liberal actually think
>>69919317
What they don't know is that I have won games of monopoly with just Baltic and Mediterranean.
>>69920021
you don't roll a die but risk is a real thing. the key is to manage and insure against it. this is really the key to winning monopoly is to see the risks and rewards each die roll brings and plan accordingly.
the only way to succeed in monopoly is to make every other player go bankrupt
the equivalent in life would be accumulating every possible resource that exists
is that what you think success in life is?
>>69919317
>leftists in charge of economics
>>69919317
So I am not a big fan of rich folks, that said what gives you the right to take from a rich family that has saved for generations, would you not do the same for your children if you had the mental capacity to plan that far ahead?
>>69919317
Am I allowed to visit the nice places on my vacation? I feel if you redistributed the wealth the other players will just ruin the properties.
>>69920069
Yeah, it's more like 99.5%
Fucking liberals
>>69919317
Are they trying to justify communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298Cw3_qGwE
>>69920287
bankrupt in their real estate ventures, anon
the folks that would have engaged in the type of behaviour monopoly emulates would not have invested every penny into their property management
limit inheritance to 10 million the rest is taxed.
>>69919844
I chuckled
>>69921432
What if that money is invested in the family business? Does that business become nationalized?
>>69919317
You are not expected to succeed.
>>69919317
Board game =/= real life
Baltic Avenue is statistically one of the best properties on the board if you can trade for Mediterranean and upgrade it fast enough, sooner than other players can start.
With hotels that shit is a poor mans boardwalk.
>>69920287
Take that one step further, Britcuck. What does the monopolist achieve by hoarding all the assets for himself? He lives in a poverty stricken country and can't possibly earn more. He is constantly victimised because no-one else has anything to live on. Do you honestly think this is the best possible life for him? Can you not see an in between that would be acceptable?
>>69921897
>Implying he would be living among the poor
>>69919317
>implying buying a house on Baltic Avenue isn't he best way to win the game
>>69920075
>>69921891
It's a really good property to own. It's only a 2 property monopoly and it can pay for itself very quickly. I love to snatch them up very quickly at the beginning of the game.
