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Cruz Sex Scandal EXPLODING


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More websites are now covering this!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3523139/Ted-Cruz-insists-s-faithful-wife-Heidi-amid-claims-named-DC-Madam-PROSTITUTE-scandal-began-married.html
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RADAR online article.
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/cheating-ted-cruz-sex-scandal-dc-madam-died/
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http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/opinion/2016/03/28/rick-sanchez-cruzsexscandal-takes-off-as-senator-fails-to-forcefully-deny/
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Goodbye Rato
The Wisconsin Cheese is going to Trump.
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http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/breaking-ted-cruz-national-enquirer-cheating-scandal-enters-new-phase/
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Hope he was better looking than Monica Lewinsky
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New ARG poll shows Trump AHEAD 10 POINTS in Wisconsin
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BIGGER THAN 'PANAMA PAPERS'
MUUUUHHHH JEWS AND SOROS STOLE MY MOMENTUM
MUUUUUHH JEBUS AND CRUSADES
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Teleprompter readers everywhere wanted this to be the October surprise.

Crying in their Cheerios today.

Also I liked Ted and would've voted for him if he got the nomination but supporting Fields over Corey was a leap too far for the Cuban cockaroach.
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>>69919479
calm down there achmed
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I guess his ruse cruze met an end.
No more cruzing through pussy for you, Rato!
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>>69919829
The Cubanmisstresscrisis is ruining him.
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Is this the end?
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>>69920683
Lets hope so.
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>>69918008
Is it happening, brothers?
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>>69919334
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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where did the name 'Rato' come from?
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>>69921567
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>>69921486
Did we start the fire?
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But muh religion
But muh forgiveness
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>>69922127
Yes, the fire rises.
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Reminder that Ted Cruz belongs to a crazy voodoo cult.

You may be thinking, "yeah, but he's just an evangelical." Wrong! Ted Cruz is actually not a real evangelical, he is a Pentecostal. Pentecostals claim to be evangelicals, but most evangelicals reject these cultists because they are nutjobs.

So what is Pentecostalism? Imagine a barn-like "church" in the backwoods of Louisiana. It's 99 degrees on a sweltering summer morning, and at the front of the church is a red-faced, silver haired preacher in a neon teal $3000 suit. He is holding a Bible in one hand, and is waving a live snake in the other hand. He is screaming at his congregation, spit flying from his mouth, about the coming apocalypse, as he waves the snake in the air and a multi-racial (mostly black) church choir sings a slave minstrel song that has been re-appropriated as a church "hymn". He struts out into his "flock" and begins putting his hands on the members of his congregation. One by one, as he touches them, these people fall to the ground in tears, as the red-faced preacher bellows, "The power of JESUS, God Almighty!" They have been "healed" by his touch. The men dance a jig, the women cry tears of joy, everyone is holding hands, singing along with the minstrel song. The snake is waved, and the Bible is held up high. The red-faced preacher tells a tale about the time Jesus talked to him and gave him a vision about the future of America and how Ted Cruz was "anointed" by God Almighty Himself to lead this nation away from Satanic forces.

This is Ted Cruz's religion, and I'm not making this up. Do some research on Pentecostalism. These people are certifiably insane. They are not real Christians. They are voodooists. They embody every laughable stereotype about Christians in this country. This fringe cult was never meant to make it this far into our political process.

It's all the more funny now that he's been outed as an adulterer.
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>>69922607
forgiveness is for those who repent of their own free will, not those who are forced to repent after their lies and secrets come undone.

You have to ask for forgiveness and admit your crimes BEFORE the proof forces you into a position where you can no longer deny it.
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>>69922898
You forget the part where the women literally start screaming in "tongues" (yelling gibberish) as they talk to their "personnel angel" in prayer.
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>>69919334
holy fuck get in here bros, we're turning Wisconsin around, we didn't even need to win it.
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>>69923228
Winning is what Trump does.
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>>69923215
>>69923215
https://youtu.be/LACyLTsH4ac?t=90
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>>69921567
There was one thing people posted that went "You have been visited by the balding rat. Balding will come to you unless you post "Hello Rato." With a pic related of a bald rat. Well people were also noticing Cruz's face was ratlike, and eventually combined the two, and Cruz got the nickname Rato
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Oh GEEZ
Oh GOSH
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>still no credible evidence or corroboration from any credible sources

JUST
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>>69919334
>400 LV sample size
wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
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>>69924155
the one with 7k has trump winning, and it was done a little more than a week ago, so get fucked
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>>69918008
>Daily Mail
>not sensationalist reporting
>credible
kek
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>>69919334
Please don't be an outlier
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>>69924155
>>69924319
Hello CIDF
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_66rkbja134
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>>69918368
Rick Sanchez...really? kek
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>>69918008
Heard CNN mention it, at least the lawyer wanting the info to get out
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>>69925333
Wubbalubbadubtrips
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>>69918008
anyone know if National Enquirer is going to publish any fresh details on the '5 women' sex scandal?
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>>69918179
Did someone actually found his number in the phone records?
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>>69918008
I'm ready
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>>69922898
>>69923215
>tfw I grew up with this shit thinking it was normal

Fuck, I'm so ashamed. But my faith in Trump will mend my soul. MAGA
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>>69919334
DELETE THIS
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>>69924576
Even if it is an outlier the fact that it exists means the race will be close

Trump 18 delegates, Cruz 24 or Trump 24 Cruz 18

Cruz is cucked
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LET'S FUCKING GO
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>>69924155
There is one of you dumb asses in every thread. It is a statistically relevant sampling size. It is in fact a scientific method. It even tells you how accurate it is. ARG is accurate within 5 percentage points.
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>Real life is becoming a House Of Cards episode
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>>69923931
Based Kaisch

Trump/Kaisch 2016 confirmed.
Ohio is locked up.
Hillary is kill.
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>>69921105
I've been on 4chan for a decade and this is one of the more fucked up pictures I have seen.
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>>69925935
>>69925935
I like Kasich, even tho he's two faced cuckservative establishment puppet.
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>>69921567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
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>>69924103
Literally their basis for this article is "The Daily Radar says 'it has to be Cruz.'"

Are these people fucking serious?
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Fuck Rato!

Based Don MAGA,
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>>69918008
You are a snivelling coward. Leave Heidi the hell alone.
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Its happening!
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>>69923931

And to think I thought it was bad that Trump lost Ohio
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>>69926384
WIN!
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>>69918008
>Allegedly
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>>69926384
That's a bs poll. Cruz is leading and everyone knows it.
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My boner is telling me that trump made the Panama Papers leak so that they would have to cover it up with Rato's mistresses
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HE DID IT AGAIN HE DID IT AGAIN

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY SHILLS HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>69924809
ugh, that part where he kisses the girl is so fucking uncomfortable. the worst cringe i have ever seen
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>>69926593
A lot can change in a week.
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>>69926593
This.

It's going to be so funny tomorrow night watching the tears of all these Trumpfags as the #CruzMissile derails the #TrumpTrain and the Wisconsin #GrassRoots propells Ted #CruzToVictory

>B..B..B..BUT M..M..UH ONE P..POLL!!!1
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>>69926593
I award you no points and may KEK have mercy on your soul.
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>>69918008

> dailymail

Sure.
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Guys I was a Trump fan since day 1 but this kind of smearing Cruz from the Trump camp are disgusting. These allegations are categorically false and they are tabloid garbage.

I'm a #CruzMissile now
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>>69927194
Cruz is a forced meme
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>>69927194
>leaf
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>>69927614
>jack
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>>69926593
Are you from the shitty little penal colony or the shitty little warmonger across the pond?
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One of Rato's mistresses has been ranting.
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More ranting.
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>>69928169
>>69927930
>>69927819

I'd be pissed too if some disgusting conman misogynist like Trump accused me of adultery.
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>>69928438
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>erupts one day before primary

hahahahahahaha
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Timed to perfection ;-)
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>inb4 it's nothing
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>>69927497
I was a Trump fan until I found out that Cruz nailed Hurricane Katrina

I'm a #CruzMissile now
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>>69927497
you cant be real . i bet u a shill or something
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>>69921567
>>69921840
>>69926341
Fucking retarded. Rato doesn't mean rat.
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>>69918008
>dailymail

So it was bullshit after all.
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>/pol/ in favor of legalizing prostitution
>wants to watch Ted Cruz fail because he hired prostitutes
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>>69929038
He was also implicated in the Madison Ashley leak, which I think le Anonymoose legion has promised to make public knowledge. The various accusations are all individually deniable but I think he will eventually fold under the sheer quantity of them.
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>>69927194
>leaf

Ted, get out.
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>>69929359
Wasn't that a fake address or something? Had it been real the media would have gone crazy about it long ago.
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>>69925720
No, it is complete speculation.
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>>69926384
Kek I love those pictures they use
The smiles match the percentages
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>>69926819
Kumbyyahmylord
Umbyyahmylord
Mbyyahmylord
Byyahmylord
Yyahmylord
Yahmylord
Ahmylord
Hmylord
Mylord
Ylord
Lord
Ord
Rd
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>>69927819
>>69927930
>>69928169
Fuckin topkek at this damage control
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>>69929579
This. We won't have hard evidence until the lawyer actually releases the phone records which I was hoping would happen before Wisconsin's primary.
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>>69929556
It was a shared email address, so we would have also needed the account's credit card details to actually make it concrete. But knowing what we now know about him, it seems plausible that it was actually him who signed up.
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>>69926326

Kasich is a closet homosexual. Well known in DC. Entire inner circle are all fags. He can be or is already compromised.
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>>69920211
Checked and kek'd
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>>69919334
i think ARG has had some ridiculously bad predictions this election though, like Cruz only winning Texas by 1 point, Kasich winning Michigan
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>>69930226
>Kasich is a closet homosexual.

Given that he has a wife and two biological daughters, this is impossible. At most, the best he can be is bisexual.
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>>69930654
Did you witness conception? It's all a front
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I'm sure Cruz will find a way to blame Trump for his infidelity.
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Rubot's revenge.
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>>69930654
Oh ffs, he sucks cock, takes it up the ass, mutual masturbation at the bathhouse, whatever. He's compromised, that's why Ryan is even a possibility in a brokered convention.
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BUILDING & BUILDING
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>>69929296
He's an evangelical ultra-religious dumbfuck and there's suddenly a lot of evidence he cheated on his wife you stupid shilling kike. God I want to stick a garden hose up your mother's urethra and open the fuckin' valve.
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>>69924319
Daily mail is fine a lot of the time.

It's a leftist meme that it's always full of shit.

Yes, the headlines and the print paper format are OTT and constantly screaming about foreigners doing things and PC culture gone mad and all that shit, but their website is decent, and the UK has insane libel laws so you can't just shit all over everything like US papers.
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>>69919334
ARG has a fairly shitty track record to be honest, family.
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>you were born in time to witness the 2016 presidential race

It's like a seventeen-month long Zimmerman trial.
What a time to be alive.
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Cruz has nothing to do with this. You guys are insane
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DEAD MAN'S SWITCH


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mse6T7J2w98
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>>69931388
Wow, that's a lot of rage you've got, and all I did was expose your own hypocrisy to you...Don't tell me you're just now realizing your a hypocrite..?
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>>69927580
>Cruz is a forced meme

he's not even a meme... he's a piece of shit (a rat dropping)
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GOD EMPEROR IS REVIVING THE PAST

HE IS LITERALLY GREATER THAN GOD HIMSELF

PROOF NEXT PIC !
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Answer: to keep her mouth shut.
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>>69932100
LOOK AT THIS SHIT GOD MOTHERFUCKING EMPEROR
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>>69926415
Which states are these two cuties?
Is this an american or japanese personification thing?
Do they have all 50 states?
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>>69925778
it makes me hate myself more that my family is like this. needless to say I haven't spoken to them in a year. All these people do is throw money at tbn network and scream and act crazy thinking that will answer their prayers, it's sickening
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>>69922607
Look at ol' chubs, he ain't dropping no hot potatoes.
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>>69926819
my dick can only get so erect
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>>69922898
That reminded me of my Grandfather. He always hated these "fucking ugly as hell christians" He was a pretty devout Southern Baptist and hated Pentecostals with all his might. I miss that crazy old bastard. I remember when he gave me my first beer... Such a shame he didn't live to see the rise of Trump. He would've loved a man who told it like it is. Drinking and smoking for 70+ years will do that to a man. I didn't want these feels but thank you.
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>>69926819
when was this taken?
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>>69923931
Kasich is fucking delusional.
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>>69933135
SPREAD IT!
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>>69922898
I thought Cruz was a southern Baptist?
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Reason Rubio left the race is because he knew that if he could find out about Cruz mistresses that they could find out about his homosexual foam orgys.
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I think this means he is the perfect candidate to run against Clinton, being that her husband's issues will render the topic unusable. This is not a scandal in Current Year.
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>>69932799
Prostitutes don't give a shit about your looks as long as they get paid well.
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>>69933241
You know I was a snek
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>>69931767

That Cuban Kike faggot will lose Wisconsin tomorrow, and his campaign can finally be declared an official dumpster fire

Did any of this matter, anyway? This pathetic Canuck faggot was losing anyway, whether it was in two weeks in NY or in three weeks on 'New England Super Tuesday'
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>>69932581
>daily dot
who?
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It is NOT Cruz you retards. It is Wayne Lambright. This news will surely shake the election.
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>>69933525
1960 when
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>>69918008
Praise kek
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>>69926819
Source?
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>>69926819
>Sunnyvale
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>>69933135
>goldman sachs' little slut
>deserving anything

oh the irony
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>>69920211
>20k favorites
He's too cool for me.
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>>69934238
Whatever it takes to take out Ted.
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They'll wait until Wednesday after he wins WI, sadly. He will have served his purpose and will be dropped like a fuckin hot potato
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>>69930554
That's because Texas was rigged. They are planning on rigging Wisconsin too. An insider source told Forbes that Walker/Ryan are colluding to have the electronic voting machines rig the polls.
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>>69919185
>he
Can we meme this into reality?
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>>69933525
Poster for their campaign trail.
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>>69932220
These images would be 10x better if they were just the politicians and not random anime girls.
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>>69926593
Why are all the Cruz shills from Australia? Additionally, does anyone remember the Australian Government paid op. to remove Trump signs in the US? Who is organizing this? Who is responsible? Enquiring minds want to know.
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>Exploding

I only ever hear about this """""""scandal"""""""" on pol.

No one else really cares.
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>>69918008
>Trump Effect video
That's it! He's done! Now on to the general election guys! REEEEEEEEE
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>>69934919
hey rato
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>>69932220
Who's the black hatted fellow?
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>>69918008
Cruz is the Daddy of the Mac Daddy.
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>>69918008
What is their back-up plan to steal the nomination from Trump if Cruz is really in the DC Madam files?
Are they going to pull a JFK?
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Holds the bible high, he puts it down,& he lies.
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>>69936277
>implying a bullet will stop him
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>>69927819
>>69927930
>>69928169

Let this be a lesson to you young anons. NEVER stick your dick in crazy. Especially if you plan on running for president
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>>69935186
It looks like Sen. Jeff Sessions, an early supporter of MAGA. The artist seems to have styled him as a Rommel like field marshal
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>>69919334
No fucking way...
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>>69929190
who cares, it's funny as shit
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>>69923931
KASICH TRUSTED THE JEW; NOW FEELS KNIFE IN THE BACK
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>>69937265
Habib It!

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/04/04/poll-trump-takes-10-point-lead-cruz-wisconsins-home-stretch/
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>>69934919
I agree. And that's sad people would rather support a cheating piece of shit than trump.

What I think is going to happen, Wisconsin is the deciding factor for the media, if he can't win Wisconsin they'll talk about the sex scandal some more and trump will win by a landslide.

People would care about this if media actually reported on it. All these mainstream news networks are in the shitter so bad they'll barely report news anymore. It's essentially headline after headline about cia I mean Isis.
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>>69926819
Dear fucking god if Trump seriously pulls this shit off...
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>>69919334

Wait what happened in the last week? I thought Trump got BTFO by those abortion and Fields situation?
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>>69938111
Noice Trips
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>>69926819
That pic is probably a shoop.

Can't find any mention of it on Fox, and the dude who posted it is nowhere to be found.
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>>69938353
The media repeatedly said he got btfo hoping that it would become true. I don't know why he suged though. Maybe Wisconites are deciding that they can't vote for a rodent.
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>>69932220
Red head is Florida because orange juice, flowers is Missouri.
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>>69938745
> I don't know why he suged though
He's not "surging." It's called an outlier. One poll shows him ahead versus several that paint a very different picture.
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>>69938709
found this

http://prntly.com/blog/monday-poll-shocker-trump-surges-to-lead-in-wisconsin-1-day-before-primary/
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>>69938925
What about the one linking that one?
I'm guessing the one with the Tennessee guitar is Tennessee and the other okalama?
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My business and personal tweeter accounts are blowing up with the sex scandal. Cruz is pissing all over himself and regretting the yummy sweaty sex now. Was it worth it Cruz?
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>>69939574
Probs. The girls he allegedly banged are pretty hot.
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>>69926819
I call bullshit, but we'll see.
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>>69939641
He was bangin 7's tops.
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>>69922898
I just watched the x-files episode on this.
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>>69918008

Does /pol/ believe the DC Madam really committed suicide?
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>>69938968
No shill, trump is also leading the latest fox poll
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>>69940253
Two people died from this. Its not a coincidence.
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>>69934055

you can't just spend your life getting drunk and eating chicken fingers and shilling for trump
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>>69940253

The sex industry is chock full of suicides.
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>>69925959
>>69921105
Why would you post this Cruz photo, what the fuck anon???
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>>69940012
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>>69927930
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>>69940012
The far-left blonde is a 4/5 without makeup or a solid 8 while wasted.
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>>69940609
This certainly not over a 7
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>>69940012
Those aren't his girlfriends, those are WWE wrestlers from when he did Wrestle mania

Retard
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>>69941208
I know that , just a reminder that Cruz mistresses are not hot.
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If this doesn't happen before Wisconsin then who gives a fuck.
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>>69927497
It's been a rough ride for me on the Hillary Express, but after reading your poignant contribution here today, I'm a new man.

I am now a #cruzmissile as well. Let's meet up and slap our dicks around for a bit.
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>>69922898
Uhhh, my dad grew up as a Pentecostal (he left when he was 14) and while what you do say is true in some sense, it's taken pretty out of context.
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>>69919479
Hello mr.cuck , have you thanked mr.achmed for his attacks on paris today or are you still behind on your daily quota? Not all muslims!!
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>>69925959
Newfag
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>>69940012

HAha that fucking quote.
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>>69942962
>anecdotal evidence meme
But yeah though, you're absolutely right. If politics was religion, Ted Cruz is currently the Muslims.
Just watch as reactionary retards speak and nod your head humbly and ignore their posts, it's just a fad.
2001 was anti-muslim, 2008 was anti-Scientology, 2012 was anti-DoomsDayerChristian, 2014+ has been anti-muslim, the times in between being anti-moderate-christian amongst others.
Keep living, keep enjoying, keep realizing that most people online have nothing to contribute but the hatred that they've gathered in their daily physical lives.
/pol/ exists in memes, and memes can be for the better or for the worst, for the enlightenment or for the ignorance, but memes will be memes and everyone loves memes.
If your car battery dies in your driveway, or you blow a tire on the highway, no one is going to ask for your I.D and what you're about like /pol/ does, people are just going to help because you're a human being, so keep that in mind.
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>>69927194
>a fucking leaf
Hey ted
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>>69919334
The power of Trump!
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>>69940012

STUBBY FINGERS SMALL HANDS
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>>69919829

both those blondes in the top-left corner are looking at him like they are so wet for him
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>>69927194
fuck off kike
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>>69943363

Trump just posted a video about niggers
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>>69927819
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>>69940012
>"'Gina all the time...by the way, I love 'gina."
-t. Donald Trump
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>>69928169
>"reduces to sex objects"
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>>69925842

are we in the Bearnstain universe?
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>>69934731
But without them it kills the idea of it being a political fantasy board game.
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>>69924809
What the fuck did i Just watch
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>>69929660
>Kumbyyahmylord
>Umbyyahmylord
>Mbyyahmylord
>Byyahmylord
>Yyahmylord
>Yahmylord
>Ahmylord
>Hmylord
>Mylord
>Ylord
>Lord
>Ord
>Rd
>D
fucking lol
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>>69945860
Some meme posted by a bunch of memekiddies, do you feel better about your existence, or do you kind of realize that most of the people here are what we'd call subhuman filth?
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why is this news? he could have a s&m dungeon and i still wouldn't give a crap.
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>>69945545
*pic
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how stupid are you fucks...oh a phone number... maybe he was buying cocaine or something like that
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>>69943798
wew lad
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Why would you believe a whore
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>>69927819
>>69927930
>>69928169
we are making these people lose their fucking minds
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>>69934919
That's because it's one of the only places where people are GOING to be talking about it UNTIL it can be proven. It's only a matter of time.
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>>69926819
KTVU


Muh Bay Nigga
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cheaTED
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>>69927819

>photoshopping the fake condoms
>the picture was taken from her instagram
>it's still on her instagram
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>>69940253

>woman in her fifties
>staring down the barrel of a lengthy jail sentence and going from hanging around with senators to bankruptcy and felon jobs at the age of 60
>friends said she said she'd never go back
>information was already out anyway

Yeah, she killed herself.
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>>69946624
>>69946991
The whole getting caught thing is getting her dumb pussy sopping wet. Another attention whore.
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>>69940253
Her attorney who was invested in the case says it was suicide
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>Rafael Ted Cruz
>establishment
pick 2
http://freedomoutpost.com/ted-cruz-henry-kissinger-globalists/
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>>69934529
We can damn well try. Dubs?
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>>69918008
>tfw i like ted cruz
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>>69931820
Dude I wanna molest your hamster so fucking bad.
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>>69947746
I still don't understand how anyone could like him though.

He could not be anymore transparent through his speech and his gestures that he is genuinely a pathetic slimy person
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>>69918008
>yfw bill clinton is named
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>>69940012
Hope it was 8. #bangof8
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>>69929190
Fucking retard, kill yourself.
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>>69941178

isn't that guy an actor or something?
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Speed this up niggers. We needed this to burst open a week ago. Wisconsin is tomorrow and the rat is still up in the polls.
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>>69948276
Oops, thought this was the pro-beastiality thread.
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>>69924155
>1 post by this ID

shillBot detected
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>>69932220
These are really good. Is the artist selling them as posters?
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Ted shouldn't have tried to play dirty with Trump
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>>69948624
>1 post
"IT'S A SHILL"
>multiple posts
"IT'S A SHILL!!!!"
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I don't get angry often. But ya mess with my wife, ya mess with my kids that'll do it every time! Donald you're a sniveling coward leave Heidi the hell alone!
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>>69919334
Isn't Wisconsin a huge evangelical state? If it swings trump then that's saying something
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>>69926384
>>69926819
Where did the 8% go?
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>>69927819
I wouldn't have even assumed those were condoms in the photo if she didn't say that's what they were.
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>>69948875
I've never heard that said about WI.
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>>69934238
Idiotic women will eat this up, just let it be
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>>69946076
Most people everywhere* are subhuman filth

I luckily live in a right wing mostly white state. Cant imagine living in niggerville or SJW places
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>>69946401
Damn son sweet infographic
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>>69949378
>Most people everywhere* are subhuman filth
We're the Internet Hatemachine, suffice to say, you're going to see a lot of garbage here. Most of them don't even have the common courtesy to livestream when they kill themselves, like what's the point in not being on /b/ if nothing worthwhile ever happens, you know?
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>>69918008

Literally nothing.
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Does anybody have any updates on DC madam scandal? I remember that anons were going to hack the lawyer and they came back with some additional info, waht's the sitrep?
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>>69949876
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>>69926819
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/wi/wisconsin_republican_presidential_primary-3763.html

ARG HAS HIM 10 POINTS AHEAD OF CRUZ
>>
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE UP HIGH
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>>69950464
AND THEN HE LIES
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>>69926819

Nobody can find a source to this poll other than a screen cap of this new broadcast. I am pretty sure it's bad info unless someone can provide proof.
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>>69950499
AND LIES
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>>69918008
yawn
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>>69950499
it's "HE SETS IT DOWN" you dumbass

followed by "AND THEN HE LIES"
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>>69950304

ARG is a terrible poll. That's the one that said Kasich was going to win in Michigan.
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>>69950641
I know, it's old news, right?
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Join the op

>>69950405
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>>69943924
>t. person born and raised in majority white country
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>>69950649
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>>69947037

> opportunity to see everyone who ruined her life ruined
> killed herself instead

yeah, no she didn't
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>>69946624
IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>69922898
>muh snakes

Sounds like leddit is more your speed.
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>>69950914
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>>69951366
are you serious? is this a fake webm?
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CHECK EM BOYS - TED SCANDAL BLOWS UP TONIGHT
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>>69951366
he okay?
>>
>>69951460
The flames look fake to me
>>
Rato
A
F
A
E
Lyin Ted
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>>69918008
it was a male escort if doubs
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>>69946401
Where did this come from? And why are we calling him Rato?
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"Donald may be a rat, but i have no desire to copulate with him."
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>>69951756
Because he copulates with rats
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>>69952049
The guy lack common sense. Don't bring obscure references to a publicly televised interview faggot.
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>>69946896
>>69946401
Seriously though, where did these images come from? I really want to know.
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>>69924809
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>>69946401
>>69946896
How old is that girl, and how long has Amanda known/worked for Ted?
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>>69918008
This kills Rato.
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>>69918008
Will this sex scandal cause Cruz to drop out of the campaign?
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>>69952403
He believes that he is a political messiah of sorts. He will only drop out if he is made to do so.
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>>69927819
>>69927930
>>69928169
2016 and people still can't into twitter
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>>69922898

well written, but basically fiction.

trump2016.
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>>69924809
hello råto
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>>69918008


I HAVE A QUEST CHIN

MY QUEST CHIN IS THIS

If Trump Wins Wisconsin does that make the #NeverTrump math pretty much impossible since he dominates both coasts?
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>>69946076
>getting this assblasted when people make fun of your pathological liar autist sockpuppet
wew lad you should get a real hobby
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>>69925959
shoveldog.gif
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>>69927819

you can feel her fury as she types

its hilarious
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>>69940012
FUCKING

R
E
K
T
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>>69952329
Watch out, it's Cruz Jew!
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>>69952874

SHOO SHOO, CRUZ JEW!
>>
>>69918008
I feel so bad for his daughters, no wonder one flicked him away and refused to let him hug her.
>>
>>69922898
RAT SNEK
>>
>>69952874
SHOO SHOO CRUZ JEW

and tell rato I said helo
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>>69931137
>trump wins florida
>Marco rubio decides to do his job as senator and uphold his states wishes
>drops out
>fucks cruz in da azz
If true, i'll vote for him again for senator
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>>69953315
He's not running. Roboto was crushed after losing his state. Ha.
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>>69951366
is he ok?
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Amanda is finding another polititian to fuck
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>>69938111
> If
Show some faith in the man pleb...
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>>69951756
i dont really remember but back in iowa we heard about his people calling homes and saying carson had dropped out when he hadnt. I think people just started calling him a rat.
>>
Haven't been paying attention because college, I'll be reading the rest of the thread, but can someone give me a quick update on everything that's been CONFIRMED real?
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>>69952719
Most likely. Lyin' Ted is sliding down at the moment, so Trump's only enemy going into the nomination could be just Kasich. The only problem Trump might have is if he does poor in California ( which is not likely).
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>>69952264
I got you senpai
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>>69918008
can we get DC Madam Trending on twitter bros before the vote tomorrow ????
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>>69954162
lets get #DCMadam aka Operation DC MADAM
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>>69954437
The Trends are real
>>
What is this?
http://www.civilforfeiture.com/stats/
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All right anons, we have to figure out where the DC madam phone records are online.

The attorney's name is Montgomery Sibley and he most likely owns the following sites:

>http://reversewhois.domaintools.com/montgomery-sibley

>http://reversewhois.domaintools.com/?refine#q=%5B%5B%5B%22whois%22%2C%222%22%2C%22402+King+Farm+Blvd%2C+Rockville+Maryland+20850%22%5D%5D%5D

We know the following:

>https://whois.icann.org/en/lookup?name=montgomeryblairsibley.com

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