>Things a liberal has, but a conservative does not
a cuckshed
a fedora
>>69916363
An Arabic lover.
a mental disorder
a shit-looking beard
a "trendy" haircut
and, more often than not, a pair of glasses
>>69916363
a prescription from a psychiatrist
A heart
A strap on
>>69916363
honor dignity duty ... and meme magic
Empathy
>>69916363
The 2016 presidency.
Just kidding, Hillary isn't a liberal.
A sense of humor
A bull to prep
>>69916540
>>69916685
>If You Are Not a Liberal at 25, You Have No Heart. If You Are Not a Conservative at 35 You Have No Brain
>>69916363
Empathy.
>>69916363
High estrogen levels
>>69916363
Free speech
>>69916363
Too much time on their hands to invent "problems" about their privaledged lives
A penis or a vagina.
>>69916363
Intelligence.
Respect.
Honor.
Morals.
Appreciation for goodness.
>>69916363
A swedish passport.
>>69916363
A brain
welfare. foodstamps.
High oestrogen levels
>>69916735
Grandma, when did you start browsing /pol/?
>>69916363
testicular fortitude
>>69916363
Hatred for whites.
>>69916774
this tbqh
>>69916363
an ass (because democrats in the US have an ass as a mascot while republicans have an elephant)
>>69916363
Prius
>>69916910
trying to bait ... but i'm not canada/straya ;__;
>>69916363
A history book.
>>69916363
a real gender.
>>69916363
Brains
>>69916970
democrat=/=liberal
Bull
A tumblr account
>>69917038
*thunderous laughter*
Good one, bro
An extra chromosome
>>69916363
aids
>>69916363
AIDS
>>69916363
A non virgin asshole
Cuckold fetish
>>69916724
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/06/15/bill-maher-says-politically-correct-liberals-are-ruining-comedy/
A girlfriend seeing as pol is literally r9k politics
>>69916363
Wife's son
>>69916363
Fetishes besides boobs.
>>69916363
A wife's son
>Good things Obama has done as president
Lack of self-preservation.
>>69916363
Free time, instead of a job.
>>69917378
Reinforce my hate of nigger
A bull
>>69917378
n/a?
A black son
>>69916363
Gender fluid asexual otherkin headmates
>>69917621
a trash sandwhich
>>69916363
1/2 black grandkids
An american passport
>>69916815
well meme'd, canadian
>>69916540
>>69916685
>>69916742
>>69916774
>>69916815
Only true for people you agree with, unfortunately.
Liberals are imploding this election cycle. People are waking up to your foolish hypocrisy.
>>69916363
his wife's son
>>69916363
>hate
>intolerance
>>69917004
best answer so far
>>69916363
A wife's son
>>69917378
Pass the Affordable Care Act
Triple the economy
Gas prices lower than they've been in over a decade
Kill Bin Laden
End 2 wars
Unemployment nearing all time lows
>>69917818
>look on the dad's face
Priceless
A B
>>69917364
Best
>>69917879
>ACA
>good
>>69916363
mental illness
>>69916363
Empathy
>>69917791
Kek
>>69916363
A black boyfriend
A welfare check
A minimum wage job
A gender studies degree
Two dads
A "Feel The Bern" bumper sticker (low hanging fruit, but yeah, probably)
White guilt
A staggering sense of entitlement
>>69916482
>tfw no Arabic lover
>>69918869
Arab women are pretty easy to fuck over here.
>>69916363
Bad credit
>>69916363
Student loans
>>69916363
A mixed baby that's not theirs
>>69918964
I've never met one that was hot one without a headwrap. Sucks cuz I find them very attractive.
>>69919583
They're alright for a quick shag. They usually have a very nice arse and a nice set of tits.
>>69916815
You forgot the weed... Oh wait.
>>69917818
>Everyone looks dead inside 3 years later
>Black guy turns into a baby
kek
>>69917879
>Kill Bin Laden
I call bullshit. There's no proof he's actually dead.
>>69917107
the democratic party in the US is the definition of liberal.
>>69916363
>debt
>a gf with a black boyfriend
>a receding hairline
>HIV
>>69917583
Their wife's son*
>>69917879
Cut the deficit
Didn't get too clusterfuck quagmire after he helped topple a bunch of regimes.
>>69917818
Benjamin button?
>>69917879
not an argument
>>69916938
Grandma is one smart bitch, anon. You should listen to her more often
>>69917378
pass
>>69919583
>>69919780
The women I saw in UAE and Qatar were absolutely stunning with amazing bodies, but they all appeared to be married to old, rich men.
>>69916363
A girlfriend
A social life
A college education
>>69916535
This
>>69918964
Hook me up, senpai.
Only ones I ever see up here in the north are in full binliner attire, unless they're underage school kids in just hijabs.
A sore ass.
>>69916363
Degenerancy
Hypocrisy
>>69920518
Girlfriend is a waste of money
Define social life
I don't want a degree in gender studies, thank you.
>>69916363
An STD.
>>69920148
this.
>>69916363
victim complex
>>69916363
exploding knees
>>69917879
We're already back in iraq and have never left afgahnistan you dipshit
>>69916363
A micropenis
>>69916363
A college degree.
>an ending
>>69916363
Excess Estrogen
>>69920303
>a receding hairline
h-haha, yeah, them stupid kids and their shitty genes not getting passed on because their wives fuck black men are all going balder at a faster rate than I am!
;_;
>>69916363
extra chromosomes
>Things a liberal has, but a conservative does not
STD's
A leaf
>>69916363
Common sense
Savings
Blue hair
Free time
>>69921715
/thread
Conservatives on average are double digit IQ good shabbos goyim and lack an education.
Ask yourself, do you know anyone on /pol/ (including yourself) that isn't a loser?
Check mate.
>>69920518
Speak for yourself. I have all that and I'm not a limp wristed faggot.
>>69916363
A bull.
a brain
>>69921715
>>69922722
>>69923068
/thread
/pol/ kiddies completely and utterly BTFO
>>69923347
>>69921715
>>69922722
You threaded your own post twice dumbass.
>>69916363
6 figures of college debt
>>69916363
lobotomy
low iq
degeneracy
A bleeding heart
A recipe for granola
A desire to take their shoes off indoors
A ponytail
A "vegan" wallet
>>69923646
I know that, you simpleton. Lmfao!
>>69916363
A feminine penis
>>69923867
>low IQ
ah uh! multiple websites on google search PROVE that conservatives have a lower IQ on average.
>>69923857
Only in the united states of good goyim
>>69922341
I am implanting hair next year, i think you should too.
