Huge UFO Just Entered Our Solar System — Astronomers Release Images
http://humansarefree.com/2016/02/huge-ufo-just-entered-our-solar-system.html
>>69914019
That's obviously a frisbee.
>>69913977
Alright guys, ist over
It was a fun ride but we finally released ayy lmaos with the help of memes
Brb gonna kill some muzies for fun
>>69914019
It's a smudge on the camera glass/lens. Buy some windex, OP.
>>69913977
Are we supposed to be deebly concerned :D :D?
>>69913977
NIBIRU IS COMING TO HARVEST US, RUN YOU FOOLS!
>>69913977
huh
Jupiter is actually very close to earth right now, I'll check it out with my binoculars tonight
Fuck off space niggers.
>>69913977
click bait
>>69914247
>finally released ayy lmaos with the help of memes
Abba is coming home...The great harvest indeed
>>69913977
the linked video is from february 2014
>abandonthread.jpg
Only Latvia can save us.
Tell them to bring the space weed.
>>69914594
We know you're out there, mister Ayy.
we will all return to the beginning
>>69913977
ayy lmao
Fucking repent, sinners.
>>69913977
Ayy lmao
d-do we thank kek for this?
The UFO is Jewish, guys.
What's the probability of the alien invaders being Jews?
>>69914805
lose my shit whenever I watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al3zQWAAQ3E
>>69914019
>different source.
>>69913977
>Refugees welcome
Refugees welcome. You guys are fear-mongering. They are a peaceful group of people.
>>69915173
As high as that ayy lmao
We need to welcome them with open arms and not be bigots.
>>69915223
I'm so glad a Canadian posted that for me :)
>>69914247
MEME MAGIC IS ALWAYS REAL
How do they even know if it's a UFO when they don't even know what it is?
If numbers of Kek, this UFO will destroy us.
>>69915522
> dumb burgers
>>69915522
>unidentified flying object
>>69913977
>tfw ayy lmaos bros come over
>tfw I take advantage of the riots and grab myself a copy of X-com 2.
Based Ayy Lmaos
>>69913977
>>/x/>>
>>69913977
This is more troubling to me desu
>>69915713
> bros
ayyliens are jews from the future
>>69914805
Refuckulating the carbonator on engine 5 so we can land on juniper. Come in earth.
>>69915522
>they don't even know what it is
>UFO
Stupid murican.
>>69915713
>willing to loot xcom 2
>not willing to pirate it
What the fuck is wrong with you Brazilians?
>>69915522
>hurr durr *drools*
Aliens existing is absurd
Aliens not existing is absurd
Whether they make contact with us or not, reality will remain absurd and I will adamantly refuse to treat it as anything else but absurd
>UFO enters solar system
>Contacts humanity
>Delivers this message
>"YOU NIGGERS WERE NOT THE KANGZ AND SHEEEIT"
>Leaves
>>69913977
God doubles
It's a PR stunt for Independence Day 2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1628841/
Notice how main character is a kike?
#NotAllUFOs
>>69914247
don't go killing muzzies till its over, this is the beginning.
>>69915522
10/10
handful of serious replies
>>69916060
You know if that happened, people would just say 'they dont know our suffering'
>>69916060
This meme is becoming worse than the people who seriously say it.
>>69915399
>welcome them with open arms and not be bigots
Justin please
>>69914019
What if it's not a UFO?
What if it's something much much worse?
QT alien gfs when?
Youve gotta go back!
I really hope its an UFO
But at this time of the year, during the solar minimum, due to the lack of solar flares there are much more Space Trash visible.
Personally I've seen about 4 UFOs during the last 2 weeks.
>>69916305
How many drugs do you do to escape the fact that you live in a slum, though?
>>69916194
If people are seriously saying it, then it isn't a meme. We're just making fun of the idiots who are saying it.
>>69915522
UFO means Unidentified Flying Object and not "Ayy lmao" You dumb burger shit
>>69916223
ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>69913977
Obligatory
>>69916395
You're a forced meme, VOC
The Frog God
He has come, he will reveal himself to us. Loyal followers. PRAISE KEK
>>69914019
the craftworld sings to me and i respond in kind...
>>69916305
r u ayy lmao pls respond
KEEP ME POSTED
>>69913977
AYYs GET OUT REEEEEEEE
test
>>69916441
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthugha Fomalhaut n'gha-ghaa naf'lthagn
>>69916550
ஒருபோதும் தவளை கடவுள் முகத்தில் வெள்ளெலி ஆண்குறி.
>>69913977
>There was excitement in the online UFO community earlier this week after UFO hunters announced that images captured by amateur astronomers
>amateur astronomers
>>69916652
This isn't a test dude
KEEPING EVERYBODY POSTED
ayy's just used a space weapon on Jupiter with a blast as big as up to the size of Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvNemn2IMik
>>69915628
>>69916403
>flying in space
you guys can't be this retarded
>>69916652
>>69916793
HIGH TEST
>You were born just in time to experience the first war between man and alien.
>You were born just in time to see your friends cocooned into zombies by aliens.
HOT DAMN.
>>69916828
Juniper*
Space weed*
Fat tokes from the space bong*
>>69913977
I hope they follow the True Religion. Inshalla.
>>69915274
I'd rather welcome some aliens with open arms then some fucking muslims
>aliens welcome
>>69913977
It is time.
It's the black kangs trying to come back to earth!
>>69916828
100% legit
>>69916377
Oh, do you live in the ghetto or a trailer park? Brasil is almost as big as the US, its not like the whole land is filled with slums.
>>69916533
Ayy, not really, just really interested in space and astronomy, I spend hours skywatching and these past 2 weeks have really been interesting, I've even seen one during the day.
>>69915399
Fuck off were full
#DeportAliens
Memes aside it is my fetish to do hot alien girls.
>>69917028
Post yfw the WE WUZ KANGS people were right
>>69917036
idk why Brazil but i always knew you were a pepe/reptilian alien shill
Are alien girls qts? Will the aliens abduct me and let me take an alien bride?
>>69917037
The part that isn't slums is a fucking jungle, I forgot.
Was a joke, but I live in a beautiful part of California. I don't take it for granted. Smoke more space weed.
>>69915522
Nice one m8
how did this thread reach 88 posts without being deleted
>>69914520
>were full
>you can crash on the moon if you want
>>69916922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jyYtV7ZL90
>>69916395
Stop posting. You are displaying your ignorance and it is shameful. I am embarrassed for you and your people right now. Please don't ruin the reputation of the Netherlands. A meme is still a meme even if people say it seriously. In every sense of the word. Don't take my word for it. Look it up. Educate yourself. The Netherlands is supposed to be good at that. But don't make such a disgraceful post again.
>>69917196
I hope they have thick, wide thighs.
>>69917196
Well if movies and video games are right then aliens are very qt
>>69917237
The UFO has applied to be a janitor?
>>69916519
Death to the false Emperor.
>>69915522
I can't tell if you were joking or merely b8ing, but 5/10 regardless.
>>69913977
> humansarefree.com
Plz stop.
>>69916747
POO IN SPACELOO
>>69916747
>ஒருபோதும் தவளை கடவுள் முகத்தில் வெள்ளெலி ஆண்குறி.
>Never Frog hamster penis on the face of God.
>>69917141
you have to look at it like this anon.
If the "we was kangs" bullshit is real, then its also real that we "lowly" whites completly destroyed them and "enslaved" them.
we can do it again.
>>69917224
>Was a joke
Oh I know, was just messing with you, I also live in a nice neighborhood, and I wish I had some space weed(aka Onion Head). :(
>>69916056
that's life I guess..
>>69914019
Tyranids are comings.
>>69916519
I always knew Eldar are fucking homo-kikes.
TIME TRAVELLERS COMING TO TAKE OUT THE JEWS
IT'S FUCKING HABBENING
fake and gay
I just pointed my ameture radio dish (made from an old Direct TV dish) in the direction of Jupiter and picked up signals in the 163500 Hz range.
It's not natural.
>>69917686
What does it normally do ?
>>69917295
You are autism incarnated
How about giving a more reliable source instead of your new age retard shit.
>>69916828
>Ayy lmaos got sucked into space vaccum.
/thread
#openplanets
>>69917686
Holy shit anon I recognize this. I have a homemade decoding device thst can decrypt this that I made from an old microwave and fleshlight. This is what I got
https://youtu.be/cU8HrO7XuiE
>it's kek returning to earth
>>69917530
WTF is onion head? Is it a weed? is it something weed does to you? is it someone that smokes?
He's some hash 4 u :)
>aliums will never obliterate earth while you're asleep
>>69917999
HOLY SHIT
TRIPS OF TRUTH
AYY LMAOS OF MEME 45
ARE COMING
FOR OUR
ASTHETICS
>>69917686
oh shit can confirm itts happeniing there is soomething huge there
PRAISE JOVE
>humansarefree
sounds like some hippie cult shit
gib real source
>>69917686
Mother fucker, it's like another planet.
>>69917686
You're right. The numbers do not lie.
That is not natural at all.
>>69915522
Wow, look at this b8 master. B8ing on a whole different plane of existence. . .
>>69917196
>Aliens have invaded
>complete genocide of human race
>you are the sole survivor
>you were taken as the Alien Warlord Queen's trophy
>to live out your life as her favorite pet and pleasure toy.
>tfw this will never happen
>Post yfw Asari are real and can be our waifus
>>69916995
>implying the terrorist group known as xcom wont start bombing hospitals and civilian centers when the ayys get here
do you really want to be BOMBED senpai?
You might as well just quit now.
>>69913977
>humansarefree.com
>>69916225
her fucking head is a glove. wtf would you want to fuck that thing for?
>>69917686
Go to bed Charlie.
Soros is throwing every bomb he possibly can, do not trust this source.
>"The final option and at the most rebellious time will to create a global enemy - A UNIVERSAL common enemy. We will use our own weapons to strike fear into them, and if that doesn't win, we cut the tape and let it loose. We will try again in the future."
>>69918507
>Not wanting to spread your seed to create the perfect specimen
>>69914019
That's a weather balloon
Here's to the aliens taking me on their advanced spaceship as advisor on which races to obliterate and which to spare.
State why your specific country should or should not be obliterated.
>>69913977
Is it cuck to desire to die in the first contact war?
>>69915522
>american education
>>69918061
whatever you do, if somebody offers you a hit of 'thor's hammer', just say no.
trust me.
saw an alien craft last summer on the hottest day of the year in the UK. most surreal moment i've ever experienced. First appeared as a bright white light, dimmed down to a darker redish/orangey colour then moved across the sky with the speed no human technology could do, only to zip back to its original position.
Those little fuckers are already here and probably have been for a long time.
>>69918120
T I M E I S R U N N I N G O 0 O U T
>>69913977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph_sR51KBi8
SO THIS WAS ALL TRUE
Just like every UFO thread it is spammed with memes and ayylmao.
This is the real shilling, it worked so well that you are all conditioned to act like this every time this topic comes up.
Good job, aspiring comedians.
>>69918663
Germany, for everything.
>>69918705
Only if you hope that the aliens fuck your wife afterwards.
I rather pray for incredibly beautiful female aliens snatching men to keep as human pets in a room full of electronic toys and delicious food to occasionally mate with them, bathe them and keep them healthy.
>>69918663
WEED LMAO
>>69918754
That was an SB-3 Ghoul.
>>69918630
perfect specimen of what? glove-head?
So lets just assume that its actually Aliens.
Do you guys think they will attack us without warning?
>>69918766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph_sR51KBi8
shit, this SCP is dank as fuck
chills down the spine
>>69918816
And fetishes.
Don't forget fetishes.
>>69918935
Would you warn a tribe of monkeys before bulldozing their jungle?
>>69917999
Aliens jam out to vapourwave too?
PROJECT
>>69915522
That deserves a slow clap.
>>69915522
master baiter and dubs...
damn son
>>69918816
AYYYYY LMAO WAS GOOD
BLUE
>>69913977
>the amateur astronomer
And just like any amateur he made a mistake
>>69918816
ayy lmao
>>69919038
Would you junglenigger?
I mean with the flag and all...
>ayylmaos touch down
>promptly eradicate all niggers and jews
>try to establish cooperative governance of the galaxy with North America, Europe, and Asia
>galactic peace ensues
BEAM
>>69915522
Now that's how you properly bait.
welldone.jpg
They gotta go back, build wall.
>implying that the astronomers would release such info to the public before being shot dead
>astronomers
>>69918829
But I am the wife.
So how much time do we have before we get Independence Day'd? Is Jeff Goldblum available to comment?
>>69919129
retard, it's not only 1 astronomer but more have seen the same object. Doesn't fucking matter if he is amateur if the picture tells the truth.
>>69918816
What's with the filename btw?
>>69916060
>redditor tries to fit in
>>69919043
They invented it dude
>>69918573
>>"The final option and at the most rebellious time will to create a global enemy - A UNIVERSAL common enemy. We will use our own weapons to strike fear into them, and if that doesn't win, we cut the tape and let it loose. We will try again in the future."
Project Bluebeam
>>69917999
Reverse satan trips, from now on known as Trips of KEK. 10/10
>>69918754
Can confirm. I've seen shit like this 3 times. One when I was driving home from the beach, and 2 times while on a mountain.
>>69919199
>>galactic peace ensues
No, most likely there will be galactic war with the galactic jews and their henchmen, the galactic niggers.
>>69919343
I ran the pics through a program and they are photoshoped.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE BLURRY DOTS OF LENS FLARE
ALIENS AND SHIT WILL COME TO YOU
BUT ONLY IF YOU POST
AYY LMAO
IN THIS THREAD
>>69917362
>Aliens come down to visit earth.
>Its a all female colony.
>They desire the preciousness of man.
>They wish to take us to their home for procreation and shelter to ensure survival of their species.
>FANTASTIC!
>Beta fags fight against it, women fight against it.
>Men get raptured.
>Earth is stuck with the worst of the worst.
>Make Zenu Colony 165 great again.
>happening thread
>Huge UFO
>170+ replies
i really thought this was it, maybe next time
>>69914594
Nice try shill
I ran the photographs by my attorney and he assures me that they are real.
>>69916836
Ask me how I know you're retarded.
>>69913977
>links to secure team video pushing stupid hipster sci-fi film about europa.
Subtle.
>>69916480
I'm having a stroke from laughter holy shit
>>69919643
don't let the alium internet defense force sway your opinion. they are there and they are coming
>>69919747
still the most qt girl I have ever seen.
Definitely Putin is behind this
>>69919349
Cockatiels are assholes.
Oy vey I hope they are not racist and not going to start another shoah.
>>69919101
>>69919230
Can you Tldr this project please?
>>69919812
they are there for sure, but im not sure that they are coming
>>69918816
Just like being conditioned to scream "SHIIIILLLLLLLL" whenever encountering any resistance or contrast to whatever your current stream of consciousness is focused on.
>>69916836
unidentified floating object
>>69919912
For fuck sake leaf.
Google it.
>>69914568
Why is afflect sad
He made great movie, it was fun
Best batman
Wait...
Holy shit guys, wait.
Maybe they're here to take Bowie back.
>>69918884
>Human mix with qt aliens
Perfect being my man
>>69920137
Floating on what?
>>69915173
Extremely. The oldest religion in history is judaism, and since it is true that humans were transplanted here by ETs long ago, it would make sense that we would inherit Judaism from our cosmic ancestors. We are going home.
>>69916909
High fructose corn syrup
what if they come to take our memes?
will you fight /pol/?
will you stand up against the ayy lmao menace?
>>69920257
>The oldest religion in history is judaism
You must be kidding or you are jew. Which one is it?
>>69915628
It's not really flying if it's in space :^)
>>69920232
>>69915522
>>69913977
Space gas.
>>69920257
ZOROASTRIANISM
AND
P A G A N I S M
A
G
A
N
I
S
M
ayy lmao
played with contrasts, vectorified the grid and this is what I got
I saw on imgurs frontpage today , A Recording of a large impact on jupiter the OP and an Austrian had both recorded it .
>>69915173
The Joozians
>>69920520
kek
>>69920232
float·ing
ˈflōdiNG/
adjective
1.
buoyant or suspended in water or air.
"a massive floating platform"
synonyms: buoyant, on the surface, afloat, drifting More
2.
not settled in a definite place; fluctuating or variable.
"the floating population that is migrating to the cities"
the second one
>>69920067
>resistance or contrast to whatever your current stream of consciousness is focused on
But i'm the one against the current stream of consciousness, meme'ing and ayylmao'ing when this topic comes up is the norm now thanks to brainwashed mememeisters, they aren't "shills" themselves, but they are ones conditioned to act like this by them.
Breaker breaker come in Earth this is rocketship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine number 4. I'm going to try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they've got some space weed, over
>>69919590
>Years later
>Beta males and feminists start to form again in our haven
>Men get put into labour camps
>QT aliens are run off
fug
Look at the date retards
>>69920215
>/pol/ logic
>>69914598
But they're out of potatoes!
>ayyleums port down to earth to talk to random hoomans
>ayy ports to a tumblr genderqueer gerbil-kin
>after a lengthy debate about its gender neutral pronouns and the oppression it receives in this world ayy ports back to base
>ayys convene that hoomangs have taken previous visiting ayys hostage
>world leaders cant convince ayys they are just retarded hoomans
>tumblr mass riots in every city
>ayys out of pity vaporize earth to end all suffering
>>69913977
That's xcom baby.
>aliens arrive
>its Poo in Loos who traveled back in time
>500billion of them are on the mothership
>they all need to release
>yfw
>>69915522
americans for the b8
straya for the bantz
rajreet for the loo
canadians for the gas chamber
greatest time to be alive in all history, lads. soak it in.
>>69920372
Look it up, sorta-Russia.
>>69920442
No, Judaism. Its an established fact that Judaism is the oldest religion. It was even practiced in mesopotamia and earlier.
>>69915522
11/10 very successful bait in the field, GG poster.
So would ayys be prime shitposters like Australia
>>69920922
Sure thing Moshe.
and Holocaust was real
ammarite?
>>69920776
Yeah but it's closer now so amateur astronomer can now detect them.
>>69916060
Aliens say they wuz actually the kangs
>>69914019
Aw shit, its the blue kachina, we're fucked.
Had a dream about this two days ago, looked just like that pic. Hopi indians was right, repent now.
>>69920922
I did. I hope you also read something else beside Jewish texts.
>>69921048
>We conquer them anyway
sweet aint listened to deadmau5 in ages
>>69920865
Canada gets the bantz, Australia didn't watch the throne and got usurped.
>>69918055
witnessed
Hail kek
>>69920776
>trusting secureteam10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW9SFJSSPfQ
>>69914019
Any object that large would generate enough gravity to collapse into a sphere. Not even in science fiction could a ship larger than Jupiter be built.
>>69921204
Sure that's with our human understanding.
>>69916909
wow cute cute cute :3 more
OP is full of it.
/casually checks telescope
Holy Shit there's more of them!
Code Brown! We have a Code Brown! We need all Xcom players to meet up. Bring your emergency pants. I repeat Code Brown!
>>69915522
10/10
Mission successful come back to motherbase boss
Holy shit guys I just got home from Jupiter and man are my arms tired
Anyway i saw this shit first hand. Its on the way
ITS FUCKING HAPPENINg
>>69913977
>>69914019
My bet is it's a supernova very, very far in the distance, maybe even a hypernova.
It didn't actually move, the perspective is slightly changed between different sources of the photos.
Probably not a UFO, but if it is a supernova, it's just as cool.
It certainly has a similar shape to a supernova.
>>69914462
what does tolkien have to do with being reactionary?
>>69914019
S W A M P
G
A
S W A M P
>>69918727
yeah, also, don't suck dick, okk??¿
>>69915522
>(you)
>>69921073
Wiki about the appearance ofblue kachina:
>Waters suggested that World War III will begin and the United States will be ripped apart by war, leaving only the Hopis and their homeland intact. The war of the end of the world is described by Waters as "a spiritual conflict with material matters [5]".
Holy shit it checks out
if double digits aliuns are cucks
>>69915522
FUCKING HELL
>>69919420
>>69918573
can someone explain what the fuck did the elite drug itself with to come up with all this masonic global-tribe nonsense?
>>69921073
>>69921736
>According to Hopi prophecy (as reported by Waters), shortly after the Blue Star Kachina is visible to all and the Day of Purification is realized, the True White Brother will come to earth in search of Hopi "who steadfastly adhere to their ancient teachings."[6] It is said that if the True White Brother fails in his mission and is unable to find uncorrupted men and women, that the earth will be completely destroyed and none will be spared.[6] However, if successful in bringing the symbols and finding those who still follow the true Hopi way of life, the world will be created anew and all the faithful will be saved from destruction.
Trump confirmed for the savior of mankind.
>>69916922
The birth of the imperium of man, under God emperor trump.
>>69914528
Don't you mean cuck bait
>>69921842
shekel dust
>>69921204
you don't know shit
it's safe to assume that a civilization that advanced could just block gravitational waves
>The alien UFO mega structure, believed to be either a giant alien mothership or a fleet of UFOs
>>69920520
good one pierre
>>69915943
80 point average IQ
>>69914247
So lads whose ready to recreate Independence Day?
>>69920764
Nope, QT aliens know not to let that happen again, and thats why their race lost men for good, they turned feminists and destroyed men and learned the ways of their folly.
So 3 QT Aliens per man.
We would essentially be the women of their planet, protected, sheltered.
>>69915522
It's actually an FO, now
>>69918326
>asari head tentacles do not actually move out of the way revealing a third vagina
>all these Xeno lovers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LiL7RYG7ac
>GETTING NERVOUS
>>69915522
>How do they even know if it's a UFO when they don't even know what it is?
>>69922136
I bet the real number is lower.
fuck, the guy on the video sounds like one of the nerds in the simpsons
I bet he has braces
>>69922189
Sounds comfy
Aliens?
Guess it's time for Space Patrol to come about!
>ayy lmaos think mudslimes are the supreme overlords because everyone let'em do whatever they want
>>69921025
damn irish
>>69915522
Nice one m8.
>>69915522
Double dublets ty based anon
>>69919038
yeah if the monkeys have nuclear weaponry.
>>69914462
How is the Silmarillion reactionary to anything? Tolkien was always very salty about people trying to force topical narratives over his works.
Oh, and I guess we have UFOs. Whatever.
This is how the media will report the breaking news
Salon:
>Aliens are real, Europe needs more Muslim immigrants to combat whiteness.
CNN:
>UFO discovered, will it crash into the ocean?
Fox:
>World leaders disagree on how to shoot down unidentified craft.
NYT:
> We are not alone. What the potential discovery of extraterrestrial life means for interpersonal relationships.
Bloomberg:
>Commodities prices increase as global consumption of aluminum skyrockets.
Time:
>David Icke: Person of the Year.
>>69920520
its always them. how can keep getting a way with it.
>>69914598
YES
>>69922441
Not if you could easily disable their warheads.
>>69915522
By definition...that makes it a UFO you dumb fug.
>>69922499
HuffPo:
>Why it's Okay to Be Fat Because the Aliens are Only Going to Attack if White Males Make First Contact.
>>69922499
It probably wouldn't be on mainstream news at all.
>>69914019
I can identify that, it is defiantly a potato
>>69913977
Its planet X
>>69920520
DELETE THIS
>>69914019
The blue thingy looks exactly like the winged disc nibirus they painted all the time. This is why they didn't call it planet x and dropped Pluto. Turn to Christ!
>>69915522
you cheeky sod
>>69913977
>resembles an interstellar mothership or an intergalactic UFO armada
Because we know what those things look like. Great source.
Hey /pol/, just got back from a class of Earth History and my Teacher Unit started to feed the class liberal propaganda BULLSHIT!
>get there
>Teacher Unit is dressed in some drapes
>Tells the class we are going to learn about "Alternative Human History"
>Oh_Boy_Here_We_Go.jpg
>Tells me that before we arrive in Earth, the humans were already highly advanced and with complex societies, inventions and philosophies
>Basically tells the class we only enslaved the humans and stole their culture
>Reads a humie poem, I kid you not it said "WE WUZ ANCIENT ROMANS AND SHITTTTTT!!! WE WUZ ON THE MOON ONCE!!!"
>I am shocked at such bullshit
>Brainwashed class all cheer and agree with them
>Even the Kloarlax qt I fancy
What do I do, /pol/? The Teacher ordered us to do a presentation on Humans, maybe you guys could give me some infographic so that I may Red-Cloar the class?
>>69923080
is he an ayy lmao?
>>69922649
>easily disable nuclear warheads all across a planet, using equipment portable enough to fit in a spacecraft
>all of this with a system for feedback of success, because if you fail and are around by the time they pin it on you you're instantly destroyed
Can you link me a specific webm: dark background only rubbing hands can be seen
>>69923080
Tell him to stop watching shit youtube videos. And remember to never take Brazilian teachers too seriously.
>>69913977
>>69914019
What is with you autists and UFOs?
>>69920839
Luckily Germany will take them in, they won't refuse anyone.
>>69923226
At this point we're both just guessing, but if they could disable them they wouldn't contact us before attacking.
>>69915522
How does an Australian shitposting behind an American proxy warrant this much response?
>>69923638
UFO/Ayylmao threads are highly monitored and derailed as much as possible.
I want to believe, even if they would try to kill us
>>69923873
why would they want to kill us , they have no reason or motive
>>69920520
The space jew comming back home to harvest the goyim... We're doomed, mates.
>tfw you're drafted into the first contact war to fight ayylmao shock troops.
Could it happen soon? I volunteer giving up my arms and legs if it means I get to be a mech.
See if you can handle the truth:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8mkibd3gvictitb/UFO_abduction.zip
>>69917362
So you havent watch alien VS predator
>>69923944
Being Turkish is a good reason.
Joke aside, we can only guess why they would come here, if they're here to take the planet then we're just an obstacle.
>>69923985
Planet with tons of rare metals, water, breathable air etc.
>no reason or motive
>>69920839
Kinda reminds me of ''District 9''. It would actually be real fucking shame if our first contact with extraterrestrials was with space gipsy niggers.
ayy here: ask your aliean overlord anything
>>69916828
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>69918507
>>69916225
a whole new meaning to the phrase "giving head" eh?
>>69913977
Good. As soon as they land we will rob them blind.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXw6hC7hxBA
>>69924558
>Outniggering the space niggers
I like the way you think.....
>>69913977
Wow and it clearly has the number 8 on it!
Is this where kike chan is based?
