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2016-04-04 09:03:07 Post No. 69873442
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2016-04-04 09:03:07
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Did you ever notice that some people don’t even think, let alone act like other people
Now you take Tarzan;
Did you know that he was not even married to Jane? Well he ain’t.
I can see that poor girl now, squinting her eyes and looking up some big tree and saying “Tarzan honey let’s get married this afternoon” And I can see old Tarzan looking down at her and saying “Jane darling I’d love to, but me and Cheetah’s up here busting coconuts for supper”.
Did you know that Tarzan ain’t ever paid no income tax? well he ain’t. I can see that poor girl now saying “Tarzan you’d better pay your income tax or they gonna come n get ya” And old Tarzan would stay up there in that tree and yell “Let them come darling, me and Cheetah will chuck’s with these here coconuts”.
Did you know Tarzan ain’t even been vaccinated for small-pox? I can just hear Jane saying now “Tarzan, come on down here and get vaccinated for small-pox” and old Tarzan would say “folly on you Jane”.
Did you know Tarzan can’t read? Well he can’t. And I can just hear Jane saying “ha-ha-ha Tarzan you can’t read.” And old Tarzan would just stand right up there in that tree with a big smile on his face and say “Hit her with a coconut cheetah”.
