https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Y89dfR8v8
Guys look, the Germans have just discovered comedy. Shame its the freedom hating, EU loving, curkold kind of comedy.
Remember to vote out on June 23rd
>>69872609
We need a final solution to the Gercuckmany problem
Its satire bro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVta6Hcy1M
>>69872609
Don't bother with German telivision
It's all state founded leftist shit, ignore and move on
Nuke everyone who has a cable TV at home
>>69872609
>le german current year faggot
>>69872609
I think germans (note: not glorious franks, austrians, czechs and other germanic groups not contained within the german federation) are and have always been an eternal enemy of the rest of Europe.
>>69872676
Make Dresden incandescent again!
D
I
A
>>69872676
>kill all anglos
>germany conquers europe and colonizes the planet
problem solved senpai
EST IST DAS LAUFENDE JAHR
>>69872609
>PLS DON'T LEAVE EU PLS PLS ENGLAND STAY
German TV is so fucking disgusting. Everytime I switch to a german TV 'news' channel, there's propaganda on.
>>69872775
>leftist shit
media always shills against Die Linke.
yes, media has an agenda but calling it leftist is just fucking stupid.
>>69872609
>literally every popular news source is vehemently anti-Brexit
>people arrested for going on UKIP's website
>academia throws out people with any shred of right wing politics
Haha wow the right wing is toottaallly the norm and we brave social justice fightrrs are the counterculture ;)
anglos btfo
>>69872609
seem like the left just carbon copies the daily show all over the world. it really is the best brainwashing tool though so i cant really blame them.
>>69872694
libshits mimicking my favourite band to give their propaganda more credibility and cuck that band's homeland
>yes I fucking mad
Vertrieben, Mein Land
Vertreiben, Mein Land
Vergessen, Mein Land
Nirgends kann ich bleiben
Mein Land
it's no comedy. it's reality!
>>69873374
rammstein is mostly left.
Und das ist auch gut so !
Aids Oliver please
Why the fuck are Germans constantly bashing other countries for their politics? How about focusing on your own disaster for once? You don't own the world.
>>69873374
Are you 12 years old?
>listening to Rammstein
Holy pleb.
>>69873748
Am deutschen Wesen mag die Welt genesen
>>69873748
normies have to be held low to continue this madness
Kraut ripoff of the daily show. One Dresden wasnt enough. How do we stop the eternal Jerry? They just worship power, Nietzsche and Adolf sucked the Islamic dick because they thought it was a more powerful ideology. Krauts will never be content until they've destroyed civilization.
>>69872708
>>69872609
They even have their own John Oliver cuck
Fuck Germany man.
Get your shit together.
>>69873557
artists and philosophers can do whatever the fuck they want to do, as long as they produce great works -- and these guys do
>they are undeniably more left, but they also exhibit a lot of views all over the spectrum in many songs
besides, no self-respecting leftie would welcome a horde of intolerant, barbaric religious fanatics into their country.
the extreme libshit progressives are cucking their own party
>self-destruction though self-indulgent self-righteousness
"we are so progressive and tolerant, we are willing to tolerate and empower people who will eventually destroy us and everything we stand for"
>Germans have to rip off American shows
Why are Germans so buttmad that we want to take control back of our country ?
How can one nation be so cucked.
>>69874119
i still don't understand why EU gets to decide immigration policy for ALL member states
>>69873789
>picks a band that's been around for over 20 years to call someone enjoying their music young
the funny thing is, it's highly likely that I was listening to them when you weren't even born yet
>mfw
>>69874082
oh i just thought you think rammstein would be right wing, because many people believe this.
I hate smarmy Daily Show-type programs on TV.
They tried it here with 10 O'Clock Live, or whatever it was called, but it didn't do well despite the A-tier hosts.
Es ist Hartz IV Junge, lebt ihr weiter, geht mein Arsch zugrunde.
Yeah Yeah
Es ist Hartz IV Homie, dabei hat ich doch die Party-Krone.
Yeah Yeah Yeah
>>69874034
Literally about to say this. They've just ripped off American TV, because they don't have a sense of humour... So they must copy other countries.
I saw this guy before talking about the Brexit. He went on to mock the UK's past saying they are slave hoarders and are violent. Yet completely ignoring about Germany's History during WWII.
This is totally inaccurate too. Britain is one of the highest contributors to the EU, we don't even get back what we put into it, we run at a deficit of £8 billion being in the EU.
Then they literally attacked the fact we want to cut child benefits. Which is when an immigrant comes here, doesn't work and then sends the money the Taxpayers give them for free and send it back to their native country, without contributing for it.
>>69872609
nice banter
>>69874084
They didn't even change the show's colour scheme to that of their flag.
I guess they're too attached to their american-installed government.
ES
IST
2016
>>69872609
Why are you upset? All comedians are Left-Wing. The whole state television is left-wing and I have to pay this shit.
>>69874204
They don't, but because muh GDP they all voted for open internal borders in order to undercut labor costs and local wages, this then means that "refugees" can move freely within the Schengen area (we also accepted this, despite not being in the EU)
>>69874349
>leftwing media doesn't like the only real left party Die Linke
stupid meme. our government is in key positions right wing, beside immigration politics, so is our media.
our media hates Die Linke.
>>69874204
To much to explain down to the basics it the jews
>>69874217
it's a band for angsty teenagers. you should have grown out of it, but you didnt. you're a man-child. you likely wear superhero t-shirts, play video games and identify as a gaymer, and have a bill murray sticker on your car. that's what he meant. not that you're literally 12 but that you're in that age range mentally.
>>69874458
>our government is in key positions right wing,
You couldn't be more wrong
Is this the German version of the Daily Show?
>>69873348
>seem like the left just carbon copies the daily show all over the world. it really is the best brainwashing tool though so i cant really blame them.
It is. It uses shaming tactics, it pretends to be 'news' (has real news stories, but with leftist slant), it has comedy, and it has a Jew (so if you go against the narrative, you're an anti-Semite).
>>69874527
calling everything leftist you don't like just shows how dumb you are and how bad your knowledge of politics is.
>>69872609
>bonger can't handle the bantz
>>69872609
germans again show they dont know how satire works
>>69874458
> the only real left party Die Linke
What defines "real" left politics for you? Having it in the party name?
>>69872609
That whole "The Brit" part was pretty racist huh. Oh wait they aren't brown.
Also why are Germans so bad at comedy? Maybe it sounds funny in German or something.
>>69872609
some of the jokes could have even worked if they weren't coming from a German.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoLIU2NI66w
>>69874612
>"I make a statement of the German key position politicians are right wing without proof"
>"You are dumb and I have an immense knowledge of politics"
great argument you got there, leftist shill
>>69874313
Yeah, the modern German left likes to play holier than thou more than anyone else in the world. Sickening. I hear you on the immigrant crap, Mexico's second or third major income is immigrants here sending back money. Sickening. I'm having a drink to Farage. Fuck the EU.
>>69874670
spd isn't left anymore they betrayed the workers with agenda 2010, cdu is more left than 20 years ago but still more right wing than left wing.
fdp right wing.
grüne (green party) not left anymore, the new fdp.
die linke today is more or less like the spd with brandt.
He is right mocking the beady-eyed ANGLO BLOOD but he is a pro-EU shill and thus anti-Aryan, anti-culture and pro-Anglo
EU = Anglo construct to keep the Aryan man down
>>69874791
>source: my ass
You are retarded
>>69874204
it's under the disguise of "human rights", which everybody accepted
everything is nowadays a human rights issue, hence an issue for the EU.
>>69874825
Nice try Hans. Merkel is the major force destroying Europe, go ficki ficki yourself in a gingerbread house, nerd.
>>69874607
>hey man, we're just a comedy show
also, when you attack them on bias or being willfully misleading they get behind their satire shield to dodge any journalistic accountability.
>>69872609
Bants were pretty good, got to admit.
>>69874825
We didn't start the EU though hell we got refused membership the 1st time we tried to join.
It was a French+BENELUX scheme to shackle Germany to them, your left just loves the idea.
>>69874735
>Also why are Germans so bad at comedy? Maybe it sounds funny in German or something.
No, it doesn't. He uses a lot of semi-fancy words, but not really.
German humor is entirely based around feeling superior to someone else, either intellectually, morally or physically or in the best case ALL of the mentioned.
Even german satire is just trying to insult people you don't like with fancy words, not to actually satirize them.
I guess it's some sort of inferiority-complex coping mechanism against everything and everyone they think is superior.
But at the end of the day german "satire" is just like a homeless man kneeling in a puddle of dogshit throwing faces at you.
As a bavarian I'm used to "german humor" targeting bavaria.
Germans are notoriously unfunny cucks and I want bavaria to secede from them as well.
What exactly is wrong with the UE? It's fundamentally a great idea that benefits all its members. I think the execution is fucked as we gave Brussels too much power but what we should do is reform it, give the members their sovreignty back on popitical subjects. Destroying the UE will be a mistake.
>hurrr, you want to have sovereignty because you're mad about losing your empire
Why does no-one ever suggest that Germany wants to build a European superstate with them at the forefront because they're mad about not being able to build a European reich under Hitler?
>>69874791
>spd isn't left anymore they betrayed the workers with agenda 2010, cdu is more left than 20 years ago but still more right wing than left wing.
SPD betrayed the workers 1914.
It has been a constant meme in EVERY german democracy that the SPD are not to be trusted. From the very start they acted against the interest of germans, of workers or the country itself.
They are turbo shabbos goym.
>>69874034
>They just worship power, Nietzsche and Adolf
If only. They worship self-flagelation, adorno and marx.
They are passive agressive cucks.
>>69874640
The holocaust was satire, these mad Jewish babies need to take a joke.
>>69875161
this description of german humor is actually hilarious
>>69875161
in the past i always oppsed these opnions because this is weakining Germany.But now we need an outopst where we can preserve atleast some culture that is native to this country.
>>69875359
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
Bavarians:
>strong
>manly
>sense of humor
>snappy dressers
>preservers of ancient culture
>friendly
>conservative
germans:
>dress like shit
>pudgy manbaby cucks
>passive agressive
>unfunny
>no sense of culture
COME HOME ARYIAN MAN
>when German leftists ridicule will only result in more out votes
Thank you based Aryans.
>>69875305
But that is the modern power. Self-flagellation isnt about actual self denial, its simply a perverse way to power, Nistzsche pointed this out.
>>69875568
The only time I read nietzsche is when I rewatch conan the barbarian.
don't go
>>69874890
Left can't argue about illegal immigration here without it degrading into a human rights issue too.
It's the left's strategy, if they run out of good arguements they go straight to 'muh feelings"
>>69872609
ITS DAS LAUFENDE JHAR
>>69874791
>grüne (green party) not left
>>69875651
Kek thats good, havent seen in a long time.
His point was to say the Christians gained power in Rome by pretending they didnt want power and the past's sins were bad and they had to punish themselves. Sound familiar? Its all about power.
>>69874936
>americans in charge of understanding european politics
Merkel is heavily pro-EU
>>69875161
>German humor is entirely based around feeling superior to someone else, either intellectually, morally or physically or in the best case ALL of the mentioned.
So that's why they love slapstick comedy so much.
>>69876121
>His point was to say the Christians gained power in Rome by pretending they didnt want power and the past's sins were bad and they had to punish themselves. Sound familiar? Its all about power.
Well I guess instilling a slave-morality in a people you want to control is a pretty good tactic.
Worked for the middle ages and rennaisance though.
Now there's just shit leaders pulling strings behind the scenes and that's why everything goes to shit.
why does Germany want the the UK to stay if they don't contribute anything? Does Germany get off on being cucked, or is this guy just not willing to admit that the UK is getting fucked here?
>>69876141
EU is whats destroying Europe, silly mountain jew.
>>69876162
Yeah, not even kidding.
Germans are a lot like chinese in the regard that they love to laugh about stuff happening to other people.
German humor is as low-brow as it gets while DESPERATELY trying to be smart or clever.
Germans collectively got more self-image issues than a teenage girl, that's why this country is such a nuthouse.
Reminder that the German people are lower than animals in the eyes of the English.
>>69876285
That's as much as the guy you disagreed with said.
>>69873144
There are different flavours of leftism, stupid leftard. If one group doesn't like the other they are still all a bunch of commies at the end of the day.
>>69874073
wow dude you're right. Never realized that this german tv host also is called oliver. Is this just a coinsidence?
>>69872609
Do Germans not realize that when they make humour like this, that looks down on other member states and denigerates them.... that makes *ALL* the other member states wary of them?
Dutch people seeing this sketch, even the normies, would seriously wonder what the fuck is wrong with those elitist Germans.
>>69876202
Slave morality isnt only for the plebs, its how Merkel and co. justify themselves.
Please watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAq1q1_swyM
>>69873144
You dont even understand what the right is if you think there is a single political party or media organization in Deutschland that is on the right. Maybe the NDP, and even they are centrist right monarchists.
>>69876303
tfw when the English are closer to Germans than the Welsh and the Scots
You're an idiot m8
>>69876482
>Do Germans not realize that when they make humour like this, that looks down on other member states and denigerates them.... that makes *ALL* the other member states wary of them?
No. In germany political humor works like this:
You insult and shame someone until he either copes and starts agreeing with you in order to not be bullied or he snaps and lashes out and you bully him some more for lashing out against you.
>>69874791
Do you mean this party?
>>69876368
Nein, he is betraying psychological issues by blaming it on us when Merkel is the majordomo.
>>69875532
I'm an expat in Frankfurt and this city is the shittiest place on Earth.
Bavaria instead is based as fuck. Dem brauereien, bruh. Dat white feeling.
>>69876482
Our Anti-German politicians, journalists and "comedians" are so retarded, they unintentionally wake up every country around us and increase the right wing movement in the world while trying to achieve the opposite.
>>69876599
you sure you aren't a proxyfag?
>>69875989
IT'S HEUER
>>69876621
He was blaming the EU though. He's just saying the EU is an anglo construct.
>>69872609
>That shitty le political satire format
Dropped
>>69876694
>He's just saying the EU is an anglo construct.
Which is dead wrong...
>>69876663
Nein, ich bin nur ein stolzer Bayer, der keine Lust mehr auf den preussischen Affenzirkus hat.
>>69876648
I've lived in Hamburg and Hannover for one year.
Before that I always assumed that cultural differences between bavarians and north germans are superficial.
Now I know that there's elementary differences and we bavarians are much closer in soul to austrians and swiss people.
North germans are truely a different breed and I don't want to share a country with them t b h.
BW can also go fuck itself for constantly voting green.
>>69876603
dat ass does something for my schwarzt all right
>>69874791
No one in German politics is right wing, retard. Not a single party defends unqualified freedom of speech, the right to self defense (gun ownership) as low as possible taxes, as small as possible government, the encouragement of traditional values, the assertion of a dominant mono ethnic culture or the maintenance of christendom above all other faiths.
Like I said, even your NDP is barely right wing.
>>69872694
Surely this has to be satire right?
Surely these guys are actually some hardcore nazi's right
>>69876694
EU is French-German abomination.
>>69872676
This. Germany is the cancer of Europe - it needs to be eradicated.
Imagine what the world will be like without Germany. It would be glorious.
>>69873748
Because they think they're the uniters of Europe
Even today they think they're doing Europe a favour.
Totally deluded.
>>69876831
>No one in German politics is right wing, retard.
Bayernpartei 2017!!!
Is it a safe statement to make that EU was partially formed because Europeans are scared of Nationalism?
>>69876569
>similar genetics mean that the English and the Germans are the same.
The Germans and German culture are universally loathed by the English. I didn't presume to speak on behalf of the Welsh and the Scots, but I imagine that they feel the same way.
>>69876751
>>69876862
That's not the point I'm arguing though, I didn't say that.
I was just saying EU is the cancer at heart so the guy who said it was right about that
>>69874523
Holy shit kys
>>69877077
Nah nigger don't backtrack, I'm blowing the alpenhorn on this. you said he said its an anglo construct. It's not.
>>69877014
England isn't even the same genetically as them, anymore. I really doubt that we are ethnically the same, after all this history.
>>69877077
Please English harder Mr. Switzerland. You have been agreeing with the Amerifat the whole time. He was saying that the EU is not an anglo construct.
>>69874523
hahahaha
>proving my point for me
good job, friend
>>69875218
Doing as you suggest is the destruction of the EU. It now is more or less a vehicle for globalizing Europe and centralizing its government.
It never should have been more than an economic union where they send washed up politicians, but they got too full of themselves and are trying to turn it into a single nation.
>>69877305
>Please English harder Mr. Switzerland. You have been agreeing with the Amerifat the whole time. He was saying that the EU is not an anglo construct.
The EU is actually a french-jewish construct to keep germany down.
They just didn't realize how much germans love punishment, like the masochist cucks they are.
So germany took the lead by being the biggest masocucks
>/pol/ is finally waking up to the eternal kraut
better late than never I guess, Brits get out and save yoruselves while there's still time
>>69875234
We say that all the time, Britbro. All the fucking time. The problem is that it's true, so that can't be said in the MSM
>>69877141
huh?
>>69876997
Well, it's the natural harvest of 60 years of cuckening and brainwashing post-WWII.
Germany is the prime victim. I'm Italian and we feel it too, but here's completely different. You see it in the media, in the street and in people's speeches.
Sadly I don't have here the best illustration regarding Germany and I can't find it anywhere on Google now. It represents the crumbling Berlin wall with people transitioning from a gray soviet hell to a flashy, decadent, american neon hell.
The whole Europe has been a puppet of the two superpowers for decades. We've been cucked hard on our identities. Italy's a retrograde country and an economical and political disaster for many aspects, but this backwardness has kept us more traditional. We've got problems but they're our own.
>>69877305
No, he was saying Merkel is the problem. That's what the claim I disagreed was. I never gave a shit about wether or not it's an anglo construct because it's irrelevant.
Merkel is mostly a problem in that she represents EU interests.
>>69877280
I'm not backtracking, nigger. I never said it's an anglo construct, I said it because that's what all you got from his post.
He was saying anglos are shit because supposedly the EU is an anglo construct, which you countered with
>Nice try Hans. Merkel is the major force destroying Europe,
No, it's not Merkel. It's the EU. Merkel just acts in EU interests.
Here's the plan fellow Britbros
>Declare war on Germany by using the EU as justification
>Destroy Germany
Once we destroy Germany, we can work on weakening France so they don't cause too much trouble.
>>69877583
>No, it's not Merkel. It's the EU. Merkel just acts in EU interests.
It's hard to tell at this point, but I'd rather say Merkel and EU serve the same masters composed of internationalist marxist capitalists
>>69877328
what point did i prove for you?
inb4 not answering the question
>>69877014
>The Germans and German culture are universally loathed by the English.
that's not strictly true, we're very similar culturally and linguistically, we just hate the modern cuck German who is obsessed with taking over Europe
>>69877583
Merkel is the most powerful person in the EU.
>>69877669
Kek
>>69876245
The UK is getting less out of it than they are putting in, for the most part.
But the German wants to instill the idea that the UK is useless without the EU, because
A. They want the English to believe this so they will stay
B. They need every other country to believe the idea that they can't make it on their own
C. They know damn well that if the UK bails, other members will
The EU is a parasite that thinks to rule, and it is going insane coming up with ways to perpetuate itself.
>>69877669
>Perfidious Albion
>>69877815
Well no shit, it's still important to differentiate that it's mostly the EU politics that are killing off Europe, which would not be much different without Merkel.
/pol/ is retarded
>jews are evil
>jews rule the world
>jews are rich
>jews control our government
>every none white person ruins this planet
>divide et impera? What? Sorry, i dont understand you, i only speak english
>>69877873
Germany is like a fucked up heroin junkie who desperately wants england to keep shooting up with them.
Because deep down they know the EU is bad for them, they just dont want to be the only loser hooked on it.
>>69877825
Can we really be sure that qualifies as a man or woman. At some BMI you should be reclassified as Amorphous Ooze
>>69877952
>/pol/ is retarded
I think you mean Americans are retarded.
>>69877952
If you put rabbits and foxes in the same cage you are going to have some natural divide and conquer too.
Sometimes you need fences.
The EU is basically a huge divide and conquer machine controlled by a few crazy marxists
>>69877460
Goddamnit man, every time I see a greek flag I think about the fucking PAY DENBTS meme and the cuckening of Tsipras. Has that guy been assassinated yet? You must hate the guts out of him.
Stupid fucking /pol/ and its bullshit sometimes. They all fell for that meme and shilled pro-EU for weeks.
>>69877923
Stop being naive. Merkel was a full blown communist, she is an intrinsic part of the powe structure, its not all behind the scenes illuminati shit, its obvious, they count on basic human psychology.
>>69877993
Actually at that weight her hormone system is all kinds of fucked, because at a certain weight your thyroid gets screwed (which they actually use a justification to get even fatter).
It's not rare for women like this to grow beards
>>69872609
>"German humour"
>Insulting the Queen
>>69878061
Do you think anything would be significantly different if the next bundeskanker was pro-EU aswell?
And there's no way in hell they won't be. Look at how heavily the german media is already making propaganda for the EU.
>>69877521
>I'm Italian
>german flag
You have to go back, shitskin.
>>69877738
>marxist capitalists
Seems a bit contradictory, mate.
>>69877669
>we can work on weakening France so they don't cause too much trouble.
We don't need your help to do that, we have enough idiots in this country to do that.. Just look at the dumbass who's our President and his entire cabinet.
As we say here, "The French will always pick the worse decisions, but at the last minute will they wake up and make the right choice." Key part being "at the last minute"..I hate these fools sometimes.
Also, Brits shouldn't really be talking about weakening a country when you have Corbyn trying to do just that to yours.
>>69872609
This show is a fucking salt mine. Keep it up Germany.
>>69878031
>controlled by a few crazy marxists
Name one marxist that controlls the EU
>>69874612
he is nothing but right, all of germany becomes more and more socialist.
everyone is equal and all this nonsense, that's against the core believes of every conservative, yet it's what CDU says to stand for.
Freiheit oder Gleichheit, read von Kühnelt-Leddihn you cuck.
>Germans genuinely think they own the UK and that it's weird for us to return to our national sovereignty
>They don't think it's weird that a supra-national union should take the fore
Softcore facism, this is. Resist it and leave
>>69872609
....we did keep our "great British units" Germany fucked up again and are looking to blame the world.
>>69878165
They would be nowhere near as powerful without her. They need people in power who agree with them, scoring Merkel as chancellor was a huge strategic advantage. Theyre just playing with power like a chess game, they're not superhumans behind the game controlling everything, theyre like anyone else in history.
>>69878270
How's Brexit looking anyway? I'm rooting for you.
>>69878187
>Seems a bit contradictory, mate.
Not in the least. Read up the connections wall street had to the bolsheviks.
Marxism was a capitalist plot to subvert socialism from day one.
>>69878218
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_von_Coudenhove-Kalergi
>>69878199
The only thing Corbyn is weakening is the Labour Party and socialism.
>>69878199
all Corbyn is doing is making the left unelectable and strengthening the right by being an insane communist
For the love of god brits get out of the EU.
So the Dutch can follow your example.
>>69872609
fuck German feels like someone is driving a sledge hammer through my brain.
I am glad the fucking Nazis lost
>>69877460
You mean swallowing the bluepill. They've all reverted to believing in the Alex Jones tier German-spiracy.
>>69878310
>They need people in power who agree with them,
Again, you realize the next chancellor will be pro-EU again?
Nothing will change. Therefore, it's not Merkel, it's the EU. Merkel is just the current person in the position.
>>69873748
Germs have this thing where they are at the same time incredibly arrogant and self loathing at the same time. They think they are better than everyone but only deep down.
>>69878393
all liberals are like that
>>69878187
Oh but I will go back, Aquafresh. This place is beyond cucked and I'm here just because of my current job.
Just be careful not to get shivved when you will inevitably come on holidays in Italy, since your country is a gray watery shithole.
>>69878218
>Name one marxist that controlls the EU
Merkel?
>>69878390
They rely on your kind of thinking. Who was chacellor before Adenauer?
>>69878393
Funfact: German immigrants get bullied out of Switzerland for this very reason.
Ask any Swiss person what Germans are like and the first response will be
>arrogant
>>69878320
Someone who died 46 year ago controlls the EU? I doubt that.
>>69872609
Planet der Inselaffen
kekus maximus
>>69874034
There's nothing wrong with power. Power is good. The problem is the modern west holds weakness, self-debasement and "tolerance" as the highest ideals.
Nietzsche and Adolph were right, Christianity is the ultimate philosophical source of this.
>>69878469
WHO relies on my kind of thinking? What's your point exactly?
>>69878496
Not even close to the truth, just swiss people with lack of self-confidence would say such a retarded thing.
>>69878316
Surprisingly positive.
Most recent poll suggest leave up 4 points.
>>69878457
>Merkel
>~30 years of neoliberal plicies
>2 years of neoliberal policies+pro refugees
SHES A MARXIST
ehhh... what?
>>69878428
Not the same. There is this German way of being where they think they are better than everyone on a national level but at the same time would never admit this to themselves or even realise it.
>>69878624
Neolibarlism is cultural marxism you dunce.
>>69878363
We need Wilders in government now Godverdomme.
>>69878520
>Someone who died 46 year ago controlls the EU? I doubt that.
His ideology still does.
Stop being such a bluepilled shabbos goy.
>>69878583
"Nothing will change" is a cuck nihilistic view they rely on for power.
Are Germans autistic?
>>69872609
>all those comments says it's satire and to have a sense of humor
Fuck that pisses me off
Just like the Daily Show, you don't get to hide behind the disguise of "it's a comedy show" while spouting political views.
>>69874458
Uuuh the SED followers dont get enough love by their fellow leftist scum, sure that means germany is right-wing.
Except in every political field there is.
And our immigration law isnt even really leftist, its globalist-romanticism.
>>69878673
So you cant name a single marxist that controlls the EU...? Yea thats what i thought...
is that dude greated from the genetic material of Alex Jones and John Oliver?
>>69878448
Where from italy are you?
Polentone or terrone?
>>69878656
Get your concepts right
>>69876054
exactly.
the left people in the party don't have the control, it is the likes of göring-eckhardt that are in control. she is by far not left.
pro refugee doesn't mean that a party is left and this is what you failures fail to understand.
> implying we don't have humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2e2yHjc_mc
>>69878661
Wilders, Farage & Trump alliance now.
>>69878546
Christianity says love your neighbor as you love yourself, it's philosophy is what kept communities functioning and thriving for hundreds of years before edgy leftists decided to fuck it up for everybody.
>>69878725
No, carbon copy John Stewart.
hmm
>>69878661
I want LESS EU meddling in our national affairs.
>>69878724
Here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_of_the_European_Parliament
Their policies are marxist and the EU is a marxist superstate that tries to take people's liberties away.
>does it talk like a marxist
>does it act like a marxist
>does it put marxist policies into action
That's all you need to know.
It does not matter if the people publically identify as marxist, just look at the results of their policies.
No need to try to derail the discussion.
long time ago we had real comedy in tv.
https://youtu.be/IUbNg0ifKqA
>>69878781
If you think all people are essentially the same you are left.
Thats the dividing line.
Its also the general narrative propagated on every channel and in every newspaper there is.
>>69876565
AfD?
Germans can't change course once it has been decided. Someone set the current EU course, now we follow it to the bitter end. It has always been this way. WW1, 2, we just can't adapt to changing situations. I guess we like to ruin everything cyclically. Rebuilding is fun and god for the economy. Sandcastles Käseköppe!
>>69872609
Mein Gott, es ist das aktuelle Jahr!
>>69878796
Dont forget Le Penn and Orban.
>>69878768
Shoo shoo, go home oliver welke.
>>69872609
stop sterling comedy, you stay you take euro !!!
>>69878909
How to defeat the eternal Gerry?
>>69879010
The new notes look so much better.
>>69878607
Polls about german personality traits
http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/news/story/Schweizer-erleben-Deutsche-als-arrogant-21265897
Germans tend to leave again
http://www.watson.ch/Schweiz/Migration/650819491-%C3%9Cber-7000-Deutsche-haben-die-Schweiz-seit-Januar-verlassen
Here's even a whole study on it
http://www.deutsch-schweiz.ch/formulare/arbeitssituationschweiz.pdf
Do some research on your own too, lad. There's much more, this is a well known phenomenom. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're in the frenchspeaking parts of Switzerland. Consider that there's few german people there because they usually don't want to learn a new language.
So please fuck off with your
>hurr durr insecure
>>69879036
Firebombing civilian populations
>>69878881
Meh, not really. They only oppose immigrants and are a little bit nationalist. They arent all that right wing.
>>69878880
You have to believe all people are created equal, that everyone has a right to equality of outcome, that society is changeable through conscious human action, and you of course have to be an atheist.
Those are fundamental leftist positions.
>>69879036
You can't unless you go genocidal. Btw, it shows that the US has a lot of german ancestry. You like to blow up shit just like we do. Only difference is you are smart enough to do it not at home.
>>69879112
Right wing refers to economics generally.
If they want small government, welfare cuts, larger military, less public services, then they're right wing.
>>69878984
Are you trolling? Neoliberal is literally market fundamentalism. Stop browsing /pol/ so much and go outside, its warm and the sun is shining and im pretty sure refugees wont touch you ugly ass.
>>69879051
kek... ok ! we can do this with Francs !
>>69879198
>Are you trolling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOy1tuVv3w
related.
Typical german discussion style.
>>69878675
What sense does that even make? How does the EU rely on views of someone outside the EU?
I'm being realistic. No anti-EU person will be the next chancellor. That's the reality of it. It might even be Merkel again.
It doesn't matter what person you throw on the chancellor position, aslong as they're pro-EU they'll continue what Merkel has been doing.
>>69876772
Another Baier reporting in.
I can confirm this. Have lived in Berlin and BW. Even BW is very different to Bavaria. Berlin was the opposite: Full of cucks, libtards, feminists and idiots clamining that Berlin is the next Silicon Valley because of all its start-ups (99% of them are bullshit and won't ever succeed). Also it smells like shit and people are really unfriendly (Berliner Schnauze hin oder her). I'm very happy to live in Bavaria again.
>>69879270
Im sorry but if you dont know what neoliberal means stop talking about it. It would take 2 minutes to read the wikipedia article.
>>69872609
Is this the German John Oliver
Why is Germany so buttblasted at the thought we might want to leave?
>>69872609
what a fat kike
>>69879096
It didnt work the first time. We must turn them anglo.
>>69879181
True, even Eisenhauer hated his own ancestry after fighting, thats pretty fucking cucked. I suppose a lot of the German ancestry here is from rebellious stock.
>>69879190
You have just as much right wing social positions as economic ones, sunshine. Right wing Reactionary policies are almost exclusively social for instance. Libertarian on the other hand is almost exclusively economic.
Right wing social positions are generally freedom of action (anti-tyranny), traditionalism, nationalism and of course conservatism (in the sense of maintaining the status quo and only executing changes if absolutely necessary).
The thing you mention are all economic right wing positions. But there is more to the right than just economic policy. Same as the left isnt just socialist, it also believes in progressivism and such.
>>69879422
Because nation states are regressive and evil. If you don't want to be consumed by the EU and eventually be part of the world government, you are part of the problem and the reason why we don't have hover cars, space colonies and the panacea yet.
>>69879574
Hello shill
>>69879422
Geemany->UK
90 billion € export
38 billion € import
>>69872609
Just nuke us and be done with it.
>>69879349
>Im sorry but if you dont know what neoliberal means stop talking about it.
Follow your own advice.
Neoliberal policies play out as marxism.
Therefore it's marxist.
Read up on Wall Street and the Bolshevik Revolution.
Neoliberalism and marxism are two sides of the same coin.
ACH KOMM SCHON SEINE 2016!!!!!!
>>69879112
I can believe in equal rights ("created equal") without being a leftist. The thing is they believe everyone is pretty much literally the same and has the same ambitions and talents and that any eventual differences if they exist are spread evenly across all races, sexes and cultures.
Otherwise their "equality of outcome" bullshit when comparing different groups makes no sense.
>>69879590
Did my post seem like I was pro-EU?
>>69879647
That's why we have the upper hand. You need a free trade agreement with us.
>>69879678
>American can't differentiate between its and it's
>>69879730
Yes. And, don't say you were being sarcastic, because you weren't... you're German, you can't be sarcastic.
>>69879664
neoliberalism = hardcore left stance on SOCIAL issues (cultural marxism), hardcore right stance on ECONOMY (pricatization of everything, low wages, no welfare)
Syriza has evolved to express neoliberalism in its purest form
>>69872609
Incredibly fucking racist. Calling Bongs gorillas just because they have a modest population of high-melatin people.
>>69879826
Alright, I'll mailorder a banter manual and try again next month.
>>69879664
"Heute wird der Begriff vorwiegend als pejorative Fremdbezeichnung von „Marktfundamentalismus“ verwendet,[12] nicht selten im Zusammenhang mit der New Right und der damit verbundenen Wirtschaftspolitik Ronald Reagans und Margaret Thatchers."
>Thatcher was a marxist
>Reagan was a marxist
>market fundamentalism is marxism
Yea, you are probably right, have a nice day
>>69879983
Get a proxy if you want to be sarcastic.
>>69879730
for what its worth, i thought you were being sarcastic
>>69879982
Top shelf mongol humor lad.
>>69879890
>neoliberalism = hardcore left stance on SOCIAL issues (cultural marxism), hardcore right stance on ECONOMY (pricatization of everything, low wages, no welfare)
Exactly.
As always greece = best ally.
Since you are suffering under neoliberalism the greeks have probably woken up to phony left-right politics already, am I understanding this correctly?
>>69879690
Equal rights is not the same as complete equality, and it certainly isnt about equality of outcome.
I dont think you will find many right wing people (outside of nazis) who believe people should have different rights. Almost any right wing person believes in a meritocracy where you get shit because you earned it, while starting with the same rights as everyone else. You shouldnt just be given shit for existing.
>>69879890
>syriza
>neo liberal
Pretty sure they are socialists bordering on communists.
Why would we want to stay in a union with someone who clearly has nothing but contempt for us?
>>69880166
not anymore they aren't, the Troika has forced them to accept the neoliberal dogma of the NWO, the sheeple that voted for them in September are starting to wake up but it's too late.
>>69872609
Who cares what these spineless weaklings think? Indigenous Germans will go exinct soon so lets just ignore these pathetic cuckolds. We need to start looking at what the new African and Asian 'Germans' can offer us and maybe they will be less spineless and more willing to exist, and less boring.
The meek don't inherent the earth, the meek die.
Who survives wins. So stop engaging with these people, their words are mere death rattles.
>>69880177
Daddy Merkel demands it, get on your knees.
>>69880229
Any chance of a Golden Dawn cabinet any time soon?
Make comedy great again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRFHN_Ww2A4
>>69880146
it certainly seems that way at the moment
according to the most recent polls ND is gonna win the next elections, but they are centre-right so I'm afraid they don't have it in them to challenge the plague that is cultural marxism despite having a few decent MPs who BTFO greek sjws on daily basis on TV
>>69880294
GD is on the rise again because the rapefugees are causing all sorts of trouble, but the nazi stigma is too big and like half of them are still on trial so I wouldn't get my hopes up.
>>69880177
Germans view everything that isn't Germany or Sweden as a collection of backwater villages.
You know how some Murrikans think it's hilarious to portray every Texan person as a confederate flag swinging niggerhating redneck who fucks his sister and bathes in mud? That's what Germans think about pretty much everyone else.
Meanwhile you find more german white trash than anywhere else and their country is going down the shitter so whatever
>>69872609
Wow the one of the queen was WAY over the top. On behalf of all noncucked germans, fuck the jewish media. No dignity!
>>69880011
Whoever uses the term neoliberalism as a synonym for market fundamentalism fell for union shilling and leftist journalists.
>>69879314
I am thinking about going to bavaria, since Niedersachsen is full of libtards. Have a job offer from the Allianz. But I think my political activities are here more needed. I can talk very well.
>>69880469
You guys should start aligning with Russia, honestly. You might get some Turkish clay out of it, and the EU is fucked anyway.
>>69880613
As a rule of thumb all niedersachsen in munich are terrible left-wing dipshits.
They all work either as teachers or at banks and insurance companies but they are die hard leftists.
>>69880599
Whoever uses the term neoliberalism as a synonym for market fundamentalism isnt stuck in 1950.
>>69880722
Yeah I hate my homecountry. Everybody is brainwashed here. I am currently searching for afd members to meet up and engage in politics.
Btw some in the rural areas are still right but don't even know it.
