Doing a paper on military power in the world and a few questions came to mind:
Who would when in a war without any outside interference?
Which country has a stronger federal government?
Which country has more freedums? (Less laws saying you can't do stuff)
Which country has hotter girls? (leaning towards aus)
And lastly, which country has better quality shitposts?
>>69871965
>And lastly, which country has better quality shitposts?
Even at their peak straya was never fit to stand in Canada's shadow.
>>69871965
>Which country has hotter girls? (leaning towards aus)
Maybe. But they're all cunts or so I heard. You'd want a Canadian girl as a GF.
Depends.
>>69872222
>>69872295
>>69872451
Now you've finishsd jerking yourselves off you can leave.
>>69872295
>Canadian women
But I don't want Elliot Rodger Jr.
>>69871965
Who would win the war would depend on the terrain, anything hot and humid like a jungle or desert aus would win by a mile. Anything cold obviously canada would thrash.
We have stronger government, not like it matters.
Canada has more freedom.
Women its all about personal opinion. I'd say aus has better blondes and canada has better brunettes cause french.
>>69872295
>>69872736
Show me some hot chicks Canada and I may lead your way
>>69872645
There are chatbots with more original responses. They are more fuckable too. You are an ugly people.
Aussies are inherently lazy because of the sun just like South Americans.
Canadians come from the northern tundra climate that made forged the greatness of our European ancestors. Aussies might be better at joking around but Canadians are better at anything that matters
>>69871965
With questions like these, always go with "which one makes the least sense as thr winner?". Pick that one. Go at this from who fears or respects us and not purchase orders. Things like soldier loss ratios. Etc etc etc. They're shitposters for a reason
>>69872861
Gonna need a leaf blower for all you cunts, also hows that aussie import beef taste mate?
>>69872861
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>69872987
Like mad cow disease
>>69873012
And yet you ate it.
>>69871965
Honestly if Australia was in a war where the actual country itself was threatened, Canada wouldn't stand a chance. When nothings wrong we're lazy cunts, but if something threatened the country there's not a single aussie who wouldn't fight to the last to stop it happening. Called the ANZAC spirit m8. It's how we won at the kokoda track
>>69872938
As a burger I don't find either country scary whatsoever. On the topic of shitposts, so based on your statement Aussies have better quality?
>>69872861
an ugly people? fuck me dead no need for shitposts your grammar is giving me cancer
We got more guns freedoms, and our military never lost to emos, but we're really shit right now as a country.
>>69873065
probably because canadian pussy tastes worse
I thought it will be about shitposting
>>69872922
> European ancestors
>>69873004
Can't tell if intentional shitpost or not, but here's for your effort
>>69872987
>Gonna need a leaf blower
Lucky for us all you cunts have already been herded up and shipped to hell on earth.
Main difference between a Canadian and a Strayian is the the Canadian's ancestors sailed in comfort while the Strayians savage ancestor was shipped as cargo paid for by the Crown.
You were thrown out like trash. When England wanted to become great, they got rid of you. When the great people of England gave up hope, they created Canada.
>Island nation of strong willed hardy men
versus
>Snow barren shit hole with DUDE WEED cucks
Pretty sure we all know the answer.
>Canada tries to invade Australia
>Decide to go in winter
>Dies of heat stroke in an awful 20°C weather
>Australia tries to invade Canada
>Go in Summer
>Dies of pneumonia and hypothermia in an awful 15° weather
I'd call stall mate
>>69873390
Mel Gibson is the man.
>Who would when in a war without any outside interference?
Australia, hands down. Its a sheer funding thing.
Australia spends 31.9 billion on their combined armed forces per year.
>vs
Canada spends 18.2 billion on their combined arm forces per year and in 2016-2017 they are decreasing this amount by 1.3 billion
Our planes are old and need replacement
Our navy isn't doing too well either
Our funding is so bad that some soldiers never get to fire their sidearm (with live or blanks) before they are deployed
I don't think we can compete with the country that gave birth to hitler.
>>69873197
>and our military never lost to emos
>our military never lost
Both true statements.
>>69873384
they might want to consider giving up hope a second time canadians sound like homosexuals when they speak
>>69873476
>Our planes
>Our navy
>Our funding
If only we had a world superpower on our border who is absolutely dependent on our trade.... Our military spending is a reflection of our needs. We are safe as fuck.
>>69873529
>>69871965
so, this is basically who wins between:
bunch of half-leb cunts surrounded by things that will kill them
or
bunch of fucking leaves, half of who are french.
answer? everyone, because at the end of the day there will be less of the bastards. someone give them nukes. fuck them all.
Neither have the force projection required to invade the other. Australians are better shitposters however. Canadians are just americans with frostbite in their brains which causes them to engage in low level shitposting.
>>69873559
>canadians sound like homosexuals when they speak
Those are just the french Canadians, and fuck me if i am going to lie and say i disagree with the core of what you are saying. They do sound gay as fuck. If we are talking about speech though... You have heard yourself, right?
Here is an example of Australians shitposting IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0Ymbw1YlM
Canada has hundreds of decommissioned nuclear weapons.
Australia's main infrastructure is alone the coastline, and Australia's main agriculture is within a green belt.
Whereas Canada's is in;and, and spread out over a massive area.
In a state of total war, we could annihilate Australia with relative ease.
>>69873790
shaddup nz you're basically a bunch of anime characters
>Who would when in a war without any outside interference?
Australia
>Which country has a stronger federal government?
Canada
>Which country has more freedums? (Less laws saying you can't do stuff)
Canada
>Which country has hotter girls? (leaning towards aus)
Australia is whiter, therefore Australia
>And lastly, which country has better quality shitposts?
Quality shitposts: Australia
Pure unbridled shitty shitposts: Canada
>>69872938
>Implying that jokes and banter aren't the meaning of life
>>69873844
I've holidayed to Canada and America, had chicks ready to jump on my dick from both countries just from hearing my accent.
I'm not complaining.
Mind you, a 8/10 in Canada translates to about a 6/10 back home. We do breed the best babes.
>>69873892
>decommissioned nuclear weapons
>decommissioned
Notice the crucial word here. The US wouldn't give their hat anything that was too dangerous. Who would want a bunch of insane french fags loose with nukes just above their borders.
>>69873790
>implying middle earth isn't part of Australia
>>69871965
>>69874013
A FUCKING LEAF
>>69873896
you know, when you talk about new zealand a bunch of shit generally springs to mind. hobbits, sheep fucking, rugby, hobbits. beer. but anime? seriously you dumb nigger, turn off the screen and walk away from the hentai. this country has pretty much nothing to do with japanese culture, unlike your grandmother during world war 2. what did they call her? old saki saki two-yen?
>>69871965
spoilers; 90% of shitposts from both country's are jewish proxies.
>>69874065
A FLAG ON A FLAG
>>69872987
>aussie import beef taste mate?
It tastes a little like pork, but it is good cheap beef. Do you use anus beef?
>>69874013
oh look, a fucking leaf.
>>69874110
>implying you wouldn't love to see this as our flag
>>69873968
Canada has better firearms laws.
>>69874099
>a fucking anime
literally you
>>69873892
>In a state of total war, we could annihilate Australia with relative ease.
Oh please, Australia wouldn't even notice a difference
>>69874190
no, it's literally not.
Probably Australia. Canada can't fun a war when all of their cash is spent on rapefugees and DUDE WEED.
>>69873892
>Whereas Canada's is in;and, and spread out over a massive area.
Canada is like a fine fuzz of mould growing from America. A basic bombing campaign in two locations would wipe out 80% of your population.
>>69874229
confirmed
>>69874110
You could say, flagception.
>>69874008
This may surprise you, but the material inside
of those weapons lasts for awhile.
>Who would when in a war without any outside interference?
Right now Australia's military shits all over Canadas.
In 5-15 years it will be an even bigger difference if both countries plans come to fruition.
>Which country has a stronger federal government?
Define strong? Probably Canada it seems like their provinces have less power than our states.
>Which country has more freedums? (Less laws saying you can't do stuff)
Canada has a bill of rights I believe. We have very little rights.
>Which country has hotter girls? (leaning towards aus)
Us by far.
>And lastly, which country has better quality shitposts?
Ours are much better quality.
Best radar tech = Aus.
We win.
>>69871965
>Who would when in a war without any outside interference?
Straya
>Which country has a stronger federal government?
Tie (they're basically the same)
>Which country has more freedums? (Less laws saying you can't do stuff)
Canada (we have guns)
>Which country has hotter girls? (leaning towards aus)
Straya
>And lastly, which country has better quality shitposts?
You don't seem to understand, this isn't competition, it's cooperation. Being on opposite ends of the planet, we work together to ensure /pol/ has 24/7 shitposting coverage.
>>69874106
Well the proxies are engaged in a very entertaining discussion, its all fine by me
>>69874246
You'd be doing us a favor.
Those areas are full of cowards and cucks, we'd only be left with the true sons of the country.
Canadian posters tend to be obvious shills or poor baiting attempts. Australia actually puts effort into sounding retarded while Canada just shits it out. Overall, Canada is better at spamming dumb shit but Australians make better quality shitposts. I'd give Australia the win.
Depends
>>69874246
>we'll just fly thousands of km inland from our non-functioning carriers
>good thing aa doesn't exist and fuel is infinite
Brilliant. It's thinking like this that helped you to liberate your island from those evil birds.
>>69874429
You would think we would be the ultimate shitposters. We aren't though.
They're not even a real country anyway.
>>69873741
Yet to see any other cuntry attempt to deal with the emu menace
>>69874246
Pls do
>>69874429
no australians are actually retarded. it's not meta or anything, that's what they're actually like.
>>69874357
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jindalee_Operational_Radar_Network
>>69873689
>Running to daddy
This is why we would win a war if the US did not get involved. Including the US in the matter we woulf both just get blockaded by a military force hundreds of times more powerful than either of ours.
Fucking leafs.
>pic unrelated, just a beautiful gun
Australia would lose. If you kill your enemy, they win.
>>69874579
A
FUCKING
FERN
>>69873847
this cunt. reminds me of a fella i know
so many canadians actually getting awkawardly assmad or replying seriously to OP as if this were actually an academic question.
kek
>>69874667
Quality post. You deserved trips.
>>69874667
>if you kill your enemy they win
>>69874604
I kind of wish we would get into a limited war with Indonesia.
>>69874876
M8, they couldn't beat birds.
>>69874686
YOUR
FUCKING
DADDY
>>69874667
I agree :^)
>>69874667
>>69874835
Well aren't you unpatriotic
>>69874429
>Australia actually puts effort into sounding retarded
No effort required, they're naturals.
>>69874959
Why are the sheep shaggers so upset? kek
>>69871965
neither side could invade the other so really it'd just be a naval war which Canada would lose since our navy is currently complete and utter shit, we do have 2 ancient subs tho
>>69875018
Because you're ruining what is left of Britain, Nigel Mohmmad Yousef.
I swear to god Canadians have gone full blown damage control on their shit country since that feminist cunt got elected. Funny thing is they actually think they're getting somewhere with all this bullshit, while we are just laughing at them.
>>69874925
THREE
FUCKING
WORDS
>Who would when in a war without any outside interference
An absolute unequivocal curbstomp on Canada.
The ADF is currently buying the following
>Up to 100 F-35A Lightning II (CTOL variant)
>Twelve EA-18G Growlers
>Eight Boeing P-8 Poseidons
>Seven MQ-4C unmanned aerial vehicles
>Ten C-27J Tactical transports
>Forty-nine Pilatus PC-21 training aircraft
>Two more KC-30As to bring the fleet to 9 refueling aircraft
>Eight MQ-9 Reaper armed unmanned drones
>24 MH-60R Seahawk helicopters
>Six Heavy Landing Craft
>Three Hobart-class air warfare destroyers
>9 new guided missile frigates
>Two Canberra class amphibious vessels
>20 Offshore Combatant Vessels
>12 AIP Submarines
>>69874958
has nothing to do with patriotism, i just think the truth is a far superior quality
this thread
>>69871965
>Who would when in a war without any outside interference?
Us. CANDU reactors produce enriched uranium as a byproduct (we are the largest exporter of uranium in the world, btw) we have the capability to build a nuke and our air force and navy would simply have to defend the coasts until the nukes are ready, then we turn Australia in to Atlantis.
-Straya doesn't have the capability to invade successfully
-Even if they tried to build nukes, we'd get there faster
>Which country has a stronger federal government?
Hard to tell. Depends what you mean by "stronger". In a majority government we have today, the ruling party can pretty much do what they want. So if we are talking framework, I'd lean towards us. On the other hand the leader is a cuck, the ruling party are cucks, so if you mean specifically current government, then Aussies win by default.
>Which country has more freedums?
Us. Straya laws are ultra-cucked. our gun owners use Australia as the negative extreme in contrast to US being the positive one. Despite all of our recent cuckery, there have been next to none cases of people getting into real trouble for not behaving progressive enough.We have a lot of land, so much that you can purchase some in areas of unorganized townships, meaning you need no permits and can build whatever the fuck you want, own surface, trees, water and mineral rights, can do what you want on it. in most cases of self-defense in home invasions, the defenders don't get shit, even if they hurt or kill the assailant, unlike a lot of cases in Cuckstraya.
>Which country has hotter girls?
Australia has hotter white girls, but they are mostly bitchy. we have a lot of nice white girls and most hot normal asiasns are here too (always here horror stories of asians being gold diggers and bitches in US and China, never seen it here, they're all whitewashed traditionalist submissives)
>And lastly, which country has better quality shitposts?
Do you even have to ask? Check the flag
>>69875467
kek
>>69875363
But the real question is: why are they buying it? Straya goin to war soon or just want to brag, I'm intrigued now
>>69873968
>Which country has a stronger federal government?
Quebec is crying again, burn the federation
>>69875197
no one here really gives a fuck. this election was just about getting rid of Harper and in 4 years we'll vote again and get things back on track
>>69875363
Minor points:
The 9 frigates are anti-submarine frigates.
The canberra class vessels are slightly bigger than your last carrier, and could probably operate as carriers if required.
>>69875508
Both countries are classed as being able to build a nuke almost instantly.
What it comes down to is the platforms launching the nuke. Australia wins in that regard.
The US couldn't invade Australia, what makes you think Canada could?
>>69875578
Having a competent military is cool. Why wouldn't we want that shit?
Canada sucks in every way. On the national stage canada takes on the role of a woman. We are scared to even have a military because militarys are offensive. There is nothing here but a bunch of betacucks drinking tim hortons coffee living their sedentary lives.
>>69872922
You military is a joke, your government is a joke, and you national culture is a joke. You're a joke, leaf, a fucking joke. Not even a good one. Like, normally I would have a giggle at such a massive joke, but this joke just isn't funny. It's a bad joke.
>>69875578
We have high levels on unemployment. They figure they'll have to hire people to operate all these new toys that we'll never use.
>>69873004
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>69875610
Yeah right, Trudeau is going to be king for the next decade.
>>69875790
we just build roads and shit to create jobs when it gets bad. during the recession the construction industry was fucking booming
>>69874152
A fucking queef!
>>69873384
>EUROPEAN
You have LGBT Arabic police cars.
>>69875354
FUCKING
OK
THEN
>>69875508
>Straya doesn't have the capability to invade successfully
But we do. All ADF ships have the range to deploy against and attack mainland Canada. All ADF strike aircraft have the payload and refueled range to destroy and dominate the CF-18 fighter aircraft Canada uses.
The Canberra Class LHD and all of her escorts can reach Canada with no refueling whatsoever.
>>69875578
China is starting shit in SEA so we're getting ready incase they come down here.
>>69875701
>could probably operate as carriers if required
Not in a pinch, we don't have strike aircraft that can land on them.
>>69872222
Strayan beef takes shits on Canacuck meat paste.
I'm surprised you haven't made cows legally the same as humans yet,
seriously, how do you get up every day?
>be Canadian
>wake up laughing and crying
>life for Canadians is a cruel joke
>>69875897
almost no chance of that happening. Quebec was largely responsible for him winning and it's unlikely they will vote for him again. he's also pissing off nearly everyone that doesn't live in the GTA or BC
>>69873409
Our soldiers are hard an determined thanks to the culture of Australia. It as close as it gets to a perfect military culture.
>>69875363
>in the process of buying
you know with the way contracts work, that means you'll have them in the best case in 8 to 10 years, right? but ok
what exactly do you plan on doing with all those 8 planes and 10 boats? have you seen the size of this country? you'd lose radio communication between all of your units if you tried to stretch them out along the fucking coastline. you think you can successfully win an offensive war? even if you managed to land your troops, which is highly unlikely, you'd get bogged down and lose the war of attrition.
for everything else, see this simple strategy of turning your country into an underwater glass museum >>69875508
>lmao, whole 7 drones
>"aye, lads! maybe now we can finally get back at those goddamn emus!"
>>69875948
We've got 8 cities and 3 of them are useless. We don't need any more roads.
>>69873529
You're military has never needed to so something exceptional.
>>69876066
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
>>69875707
what, you're going to stick it in a roo pouch and waterski that motherfucker across the pacific on it's dopey fucking feet? fucking snek.
>>69875578
Most of it was in response to what we were missing in INTERFET aka our effort to break up and destabilise Indonesia either because we never had it or because at the time, Howard had let our military waste away.
The rest is response to the arms race in Asia.
We basically bought 2 of what America lent to the mission (LHD or something similar).
The new subs are to keep our superiority over the rest of the region.
Same with the F35s.
The refuellers are for extending the range of the F35s to cover the strike range we lost with the f-111 retirement.
C27s replace caribous, P8s and drones to replace the Orions.
Growlers are to get our foot in the door with EW and to get us ready for the F35 with it's inbuilt EW.
They also give us something no one else in the region has.
When it's all said and done we will again be far above anyone in ASEAN again.
>>69875707
>Australia can build a nuke with any relevant speed
>>69873689
>America
>Dependent on Canada
They could get everything you have elsewhere. It is your country that would fall the hardest if separated.
It would be a draw because Canada is surrounded by ice and Australia can't send in its submarines over lake Ontario because America is neutral.
>>69875578
China mate we're supporting you and Japan in the islands and shit. You've got a base with 1000 troops and I'm not sure but you might have rights to land aircraft in some of our raf bases.
We train all the time together anyway
>>69875959
kek
>>69876110
10/10
>>69876110
hmm, now I get why you wear those hats that teabag you every time you turn your head
>>69876117
Why the growler if the F35 has EW on-board already?
>>69876179
yes but it'd be more expensive also i don't think you understand the sheer amount of shit that goes across the border in both directions
>>69876181
C'mon, surely you'd let us through just to teach those cucks a lesson.
>>69873801
You know we killed them, right? The "Aussies lost to Emus" meme is Jewish by nature, because we are resistant to cuckoldry. Despite the tank like physique and the bird like agility of the Emu forces the Australian Emu Task Force held strong and killed a couple of the shitcunts.
>>69875751
Can confirm this place sucks cocks
>>69873892
Decommissioned is the key word you fucking autist.
>>69876007
GOOD
TO
KNOW
>>69874065
That image is sad... The most obvious instance of compensation I have ever seen. Deliberately delusional.
>>69871965
One word
>SAS faggot
Hard to say, here's why.
Canada and Australia have virtually the same sized economy but Canada has a bigger labor force and purchasing parity though Australia spends quite more on defense Meanwhile Canada has a bigger population, more men fit for service and more active duty soldiers than Australia. They have almost the same sized Air force but Canada has more transport naval ships than Australia. A war between them would start off as a naval war in which Australia would have the edge with its 2 aircraft carriers that Canada doesn't have. Even then their navies are tiny so there would only be infrequent encounters in the huge Pacific. I can't even imagine how either Canada or Australia WOULD get their armies to each other's countries and stay there because I can't imagine Canada landing its army in Australia without an aerial bombardment first and air cover in general and Canada has no aircraft carriers so they'd have to take an island nearby and ship their Airforce there. Since Canada has actively participated in the Gulf and Iraq war their troops would be fit to fight in the desert while the Australian troops wouldn't be to fight in the Canadian Taiga. Even if Canada did land troops in Australia, it's hard to say who would win, they don't have much of anything, it's like giving two kids a stick and trying to find out which would win. In the end does a tiny navy win over a bigger land army or does a bigger airforce win over a navy. Canada might win, bigger economy, bigger population, in the end that basically wins all wars
>implying that leafs would be able to withstand a crazy mad aussie cunt like chopper Reid.
Leafs lose hands down.
>>69876270
I think I realize that most of your land is useless and that your relationship is only civil because America would never hear the end of just annexing you.
Yes, your exports are massive, nod doubt, but what does that have to do with the topic at hand?
>>69876112
Harpoon, Free fall bomb, A2G missile
>>69876128
We have more uranium deposits than Canada. We developed Silex. Leaf's really are retarded.
>>69876269
We get to develop tactics and training for EW. It's 2 seats so the guy operating the EW equipment isn't focusing on flying. It probably will have more power than the F35 since it is a dedicated EW plane.
>>69876423
Yeah but which has hotter chicks?
>>69876423
Yeh but
THICK AUSSIE COCK!
>>69876387
ALRIGHT
FINE
ALRIGHT
>>69876411
NO THREE CUNT
>>69875996
Your cheating cunt captain is off the team now. You'll be holding that oval in shame next cup.
>>69876536
Our continent is on fire for 60% of the year so I'll say that we do.
>>69876295
It's true! It's all a Jewish conspiracy!
>>69876020
>we can reach you
ok
and then the Royal Canadian Air Force will help you land
>you know, the guys who had been flying before you even had your own planes
even if we assume that sudden insanity struck all of our pilots and your video-game trained noobs managed to win against them. then what?
you don't seem to understand the difference between winning a battle and winning a war
>not that I'm surprised; I mean, with your track record and all
please give me more of the "look at all the toys daddy promised to buy me" military superiority argument. we just spent 10 years in Afghanistan (and not with a nominal fobbit force to get a check mark from the UN/NATO either)
>>69873004
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>69876035
>Quebec was largely responsible for him winning
Not true. The liberals won across the country. Sure Quebec voted liberal instead of BQ but the BQ was just an oddity in the first place.
>>69876560
HOW
WAS
WORK
>>69876499
>most of your land is useless
except that's completely false. in the far north sure but there's still a fuck ton of resources so not exactly useless. everywhere else is fine we just don't have the population to actually use it
>>69876411
Hey, no outside interference from dad.
>>69876066
This is fucking insane. These arbitrary problems that aren't even problems have been pulled directly from your ass. Your military is fucking tiny, faggot. We only need to invade in once area. Your military would simply be defeated, or at the very least we would take some of your clay. If you wanted attrition, we would just annex the land we got so you can fuck off into the wilderness.
As for your nuclear facilities, we have a few nuclear plants as well. The problem is that they aren't easy to make, and you also don't even fucking have them. That equipment we are being contracted wouldn't even be nessesary in defeating you, hence we should be discussing the war as it would happen if it started now.
Your so delusional it's sad if you think Canada actually has a chance.
>implying either country could or would do shit without the US
>>69876536
I'd say Canada
When I think of Australian chicks I think of loud mouth girls who are extremely tan and wear boots for every occasion
>>69876642
Ah! You found the real image! I though Obama had it hidden on the moon!
>>69876748
We don't want to turn into India or Haiti either. We value our natural resources and responsible sustainable development, which you probably also depend on.
>>69876526
>We have more uranium deposits than Canada
Is your google coal-powered? is that why you don't check basic facts? we have time, start that thing up and go look that up
>>69876732
without Quebec it would have been a minority. the east and Ontario went liberal which pretty much sealed it but Quebec were the dumb fucks that gave them a majority. if Quebec would have just stuck to the plan and voted NDP we'd have a minority and wouldn't be getting nearly as cucked
Should they join, it would be the shitposting equivalent of 9/11 times 10,000.
>>69876843
>extremely tan and wear boots for every occasion
That doesn't make you rock hard?
so, straya v canada huh.
when everything here want to kill you......u guys got the cold and some bears....soft cocks...we got bongs, worst of the lot, bludging off the doll and still beating out a livin, then ya got the tradies, i mean jesus fucking christ, ya take their smokoh 4n20s and you are basicly a dead cunt....
in melbour we get all fukin season in 1 day, and in tazzy, jesus, i dear ya to mewss with them sister lovers, your a ded cunt 3 times over..
sure you guys got all ya big animals like you pusy cat bears we got the fucking funnel webs, that like our boots......
You canadians would have no fukn hope down under, youd be ded on our beaches as you try an land, not a single shot fired by us tho, the boxies and greaties will get ya, then the fuckin dingos.....Straya would not invade canada, because your a cold fkn wasteland, we got the best beaches in the world, our own ski slopes and then we got kiwi homeland if we want more slopes...
in the end canada would be dead on our beaches and wouldnt even survive a summer here.
STRAYA WOULD KICK YOU MAPLE LEAF FUCKWITS!!!
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canadian babes
10/10 will still bang
(may or may not be pissed as a fucking turkey)
>>69876800
>and you also don't even fucking have them
umm yeah we do
>>69876877
We have almost four times the amount of uranium you do cuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_uranium_reserves
>>69876877
>>69876909
Fuck no. If I wanted pigment I'd date a nigress! Sun tanning is race traiting in a bottle.
There are no hot women here. Unless you're into chinks.
>>69876646
Our military has a good track record. Just because we lost a few battles doesn't mean we are worse. Our soldiers dug in an fought against certain death, and your guys just tagged along with the brits.
>Our air force is old, our grandfathers were good pilots!
Our air force has been around far longer than the service of your oldest fighters. Our pilots are as good if not better than yours considering out planes see far more regular use in the middle east.
You are all delusional. Your only banking on the myth that your inexperienced pilots are better than our hardened fighters.
>>69876872
yeah that's true. actually if this global warming shit ever kicks off we're gonna have it fucking made while Australians are gonna be completely fucked
>>69876735
NOT
BAD
YOU
>>69877006
Is Avril Lavigne like your one hot white woman?
>>69873390
Cheers cunt
>>69871965
Can we just have a livestream of Australia vs Canada in bantz
pretty sure we will win automatically but nevertheless worth the watch
>>69876893
My point is that voting BA (or NDP) was out character for Quebec. It's in fact why the conservatives won a majority last time. Now liberals are here for a long long while.
>>69876748
Agriculturally useless, I should have specified. Your natural resources can be squired elsewhere easily. Yes, more expensively, but non the less.
>>69876949
great!
now look up the difference between uranium and enriched uranium
>we have several nuclear reactors that produce enriched uranium simply as a byproduct of making power for the country
>you have no facilities to enrich your precious dirt
who do you think will build the nuke first, cuck
>>69877087
>Avril Lavigne
>hot
you have shit taste
It's irrelevant, neither has the fucking staying power to occupy and dominate the other country effectively, and that's assuming even if the invasion goes successfully and that is a big if.
Canada is massive and Straya's total pop is small, even if we make this a war of survival and draft we still can only run up a few million elite hardasses before we get to the dreg lebs we would have to put out. It would be an impossible holding action in an environment we aren't used to, holding the urban areas would be hard and holding the vast snowy countryside would be fucking impossible, endless guerilla wars because nothing gets nationalism up like a good invasion.
That isn't to say Canada wouldn't have the most shit time since Stalingrad if they ever decided to enter Mad Max land.
I reckon we are an untried Russia, an inhospitable bastard landscape that is actually beautiful and peaceful only if you have been raised in it. Canada wouldn't know what it got itself into, imagine the worst of the Middle East campaigns except the enemy is on your level and everyone is actually united in their mutual dislike for you instead of fractured infighting between each-other as typical of Muslims who can't aim for shit.
We would also definitely go hot with the wild life, instead of dropping bombs we would sneak in foreign animals into Canada causing long term ecological and agricultural damage that would run into the billions and be longer lasting then any bomb. Releasing something like the funnel web in a country that doesn't stockpile it's antivenom would create serious acts of terror, each week we would threaten something worse unless they fucked off home.
Pic related, it's your new bunkmate leaf.
>>69876945
You have decommissioned nukes, leaflet.
>>69876972
good boy, now see
>>69877138
>>69877156
well she was at one point
>>69877164
They're so cute
>>69877200
>Tricia Helfer
>Evangeline Lily
>Elisha Cuthbert
>Malin Akerman
>Laura Vandervoort
>Estella Warren
>Colbie Smulders
>Natasha Henstridge
>Mia Kirshner
>>69873790
Shutup east australia you talentless cunt
>>69877122
>Agriculturally
yes and no. we still have a fuck ton of forest that could be cleared but of course that would take a lot of effort
It would be a stalemate because there is an ocean between them and two differant climates. Both would take no time at all to go nuclear. I think the war would come down to who managed to nuke better. Both countries can probably be nudged into a conditional surrender but unconditional surrender is unlikely considering neither country can occupy the other.
>>69876800
>Your military is fucking tiny, faggot.
Canada actually has a significantly larger ground force than Australia. Australia has the bigger Air Force and Navy. This is really more a matter of geography than anything.
>>69877164
If the invasions are unsuccessful then it stands to reason that the military power of each country would be tested in the lands of both nations, or more likely in the water. We could kick Canada's ass, maybe seize a little bit of land, and leave.
>>69877224
How much would you have to be paid to smooch dem fangs.
>>69877193
>you have no facilities to enrich your precious dirt
Already covered this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_isotopes_by_laser_excitation
>>69877265
Just because a tree can grow there doesn't mean a crop can.
if Aussies had to fight a war here they'd die from the cold
Australia has a strong federal government and fewer freedoms (videogames get banned in australia)
australia has hotter & sluttier girls
what a bunch of dopy fucks on horse back
>>69876646
>Royal Canadian Air Force
The force that flies the CF-18 as its fighter attack aircraft. Not a variant based off the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet, just an OG FA-18 from 1978. Your air force's main line of defence are effectively 33 years old today.
The same aircraft which, when compared to the F-35A Lightning II CTOL aircraft has:
>No Advanced Composite Stealth
>No AN/APG-81 AESA Radar
>No AAQ-40 E/O Targeting System
>No AN/AAQ-37 Distributed Aperture System
>No MADL Communication System
>Less than half the combat radius
>Less variety of weapons
>Inferior payload
We will also have more of these fighters alone than you will have strike aircraft in your entire air force.
You are utterly outgunned in the air and at sea. Your baseless prattle about 'experience' is pointless considering neither airforce has engaged in actual air to air combat in the past 20 years.
>>69877373
Nothing!
Go to www.GlobalFirePower.com
Go to compare countries and punch in Australia and Canada
>>69876730
...of Muslims
Straya out of shere tanacity
u see the Cronulla riots
>>69873359
Tfw I went to go spread some Vmite on my toast, some cunt finished it and put it back in the pantry. I had to resort to fkn nutella and peanut butter.
>Just fuck my shit up desu senpai.
Lol. How is this even an argument? A better discussion and topic would be new Zealand v Canada
sheep shaggers are mad because they dont belong to a real country
>>69873117
I wouldn't fight for the "country" when the war is really one man's arrogance leading to the death of millions. Fuck going to war, I don't want to be fodder for the tier 12 weapons we have now.
Tbh if canadia took over nothing would change, both cuntries are cucked.
>innawoods
They are both equally good at sending 300 troops to support the USA.
>>69871965
>Who would when in a war without any outside interference?
Neither has enough power to actually invade the other, if commerce raiding is allowed then Australia gets some minor concessions from having a stronger navy but otherwise it ends in a white peace after both sides get bored of not achieving anything.
Which country has a stronger federal government?
>Which country has more freedums? (Less laws saying you can't do stuff)
Canada easily, Australian freedums are Britain tier, Canada's are roughly on par with Germany but without holocaust denial laws.
>Which country has hotter girls? (leaning towards aus)
Australia.
>And lastly, which country has better quality shitposts?
Australia.
>>69877530
Was beer not tenacity but works the same
>>69877373
Anti venom was close? How much would you pay him?
>>69877396
>they'd die from the cold
It's not hard to beat the cold you soft cunt. All you need is a jacket.
>>69877562
HAHAHA, I chocked a little
>>69877417
>Air to air
No but at least our fighters have battle time int he middle east.
>>69877417
more technical specs of your future dream toys please
>still hasn't told me how having a slightly larger, slightly better tiny hair force than our tiny air force is going to help you in an all out war against the 2nd largest country in the world
you secret plan is win air superiority and airdrop abbos on us, have them sniff out all petrol and leave our ground troops immobile, isn't it?
>>69877597
*smooch*
>>69877556
You have a point, Military spending is more comparable.
>>69877390
yes i'm talking about fertile land. obviously the further north you go the worse it'll get but we do still have a lot of fertile land covered in forest
>>69877562
>sending 300 troops to support the US
...to back out of another war they can't win then call it a victory
>>69877735
We have a lot of fertile land covered in sand
>>69877562
Don't be that way senpai. We have been with you in every major conflict since the first world war. We are the real (((Our Greatest Ally))) Just without the brackets. Also you know you love our Uranium exports nigga.
Our country has been your best friend for a long time now.
>>69877417
>Your air force's main line of defence are effectively 33 years old today.
Same applies to you m8.
>>69877076
PRETTY
TOP
MATE
>>69877735
I know this is a silly question but do your natives have a special farming techniques for those harsh climates? We aren't getting anywhere with this discussion so lets talk about subhumans instead.
>>69877881
they aren't at all agricultural. they never were
>>69877562
try a few thousand from our side, ungrateful cuck
>>69877647
flying supply deliveries doesn't count though
>>69873790
Who invited the anime weeb? go back to hiroshima you kiwi scum
>>69877647
>battle time
>middle east
dropping bombs on helpless mudslimes is hardly battle time. oh and btw we've been doping that anyway so your argument is still shit
>>69877881
pretty much this >>69877931. our natives were mostly hunters
>THIS WEEK ON DEADLIEST WARRIOR
THE AUSTRAILIAN SHITPOSTER SUPREME VS THE CANADIAN KEK
FIRST WE'LL COMPARE THEIR SERVICE WEAPONS
>AUSTRALIA HAS THE GUN THAT GUY HAD IN DIE HARD
>CANADA HAS A GENERIC AR CLONE
>EDGE: AUSTRALIA
NEXT WE'LL COMPARE THEIR GUNS THAT THEY CAN BUY AT A STORE
>CANADA STARTS OFF WITH A $5000 RIFLE CHAMBERED FOR .50BMG THAT WOULD COST $2000 IN AMERICA AND IS PINNED TO FIVE ROUNDS
>AUSTRALIA HAS A PUMP ACTION SHOTGUN THAT WILL PROBABLY BE ILLEGAL IN ANOTHER DECADE
>EDGE CANADA
NEXT UP IS SPECIAL WEAPONS
>AUSTRALIAN STARTS OFF THE BOOMERANG, A WEAPON OF INFINITE POTENTIAL AND THE EPITOME OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF RESEARCH WITH AUSTRALIA'S GREATEST SCIENTIFIC MINDS
>CANADA FOLLOWS UP WITH THEIR COUNTRIES PROUDEST WEAPON, THE HOCKEY STICK, WITH A SLASH SO DEADLY IT'S ILLEGAL IN A GAME WHERE FISTFIGHTS ARE ENCOURAGED
>EDGE AUSTRALIA
WE'VE RUN THE NUMBERS, HERE ARE THE RESULTS
>5 mounties approach a group of 5 Australian campers huffing petrol
>the Australians open fire killing two of the Canadians
>The Canadians return fire killing one Australian
>A crocodile from a nearby river eats one of the Australians
>one of the Australians comments "That's natures way"
>in the confusion the Canadians run into the woods
>one of the Australians finds two Canadians giving government money to abbos and kills them his the shotgun
>The Canadian with the expensive rifle kills two of the Australians and the magazine runs out of ammo
>The Canadian throws the rifle aside and pulls out his hockey stick
>The remaining Australian pulls out his boomerang and throws it
>It misses by a mile
>The Canadian starts to bludgeon the Australian
>The Austrailian shouts A FUCKING LEAF which causes the Canadian to pause for a moment and the boomerang strikes him in the back of the head killing him
LET'S TAKE IT TO THE EXPERTS
AUS: SHIT M8 WE REKT THOSE CUNTS, MAYBE NOW THE OTHER COUNTRY'S WILL STOP MAKING FUN OF ME FOR THE EMUS
CA: THIS IS ALL FUCKING TRUDEAU'S FAULT
>>69878077
>>69877881
they buy food shipped to them at crazy high prices
before we stole their land the natives in the north ate mostly fish and seals
>>69877616
That's adorable!
>>69877881
nope, the southern ones used to rely on hunting and gathering, now they rely on welfare
the northern ones used to rely on hunting, they still do a lot of that (they rely on welfare too, but groceries are ridiculously overpriced in remote areas I mean like 5x the price in the most expensive city posh stores, due to delivery costs, so they have to hunt)
when they aren't drunk they actually have some mad survival skills, dudes that are rangers in the north are best, but even like a week ago, one of their local gov't dudes went out on a snowmobile with two nephews, they got lost in the icey wilderness, missing for a week, presumed dead -- turns out they are fine, survived by hunting, fishing and foraging, built shelter out of snow, used what they brought with them to survive, didn't even need hospitalization when rescuers finally found them.
>>69876020
Fuck we can invade Romania, what the hell are we waiting for? Those shitposting caravan merchants have a good hiding coming.
>>69878213
Is it to late to grammatically correct myself
>>69877562
We brought back conscription to help you cunts out in Vietnam. Fucking great idea that was.
>>69874289
Decommissioned means the charge and both uranium isotopes have been removed, separated, and sold to the USA. All you have left is a giant dildo to go fuck yourself with.
>>69873801
>>69878077
>>69874379
this guy gets it
>>69878361
yes but we have those materials anyway so they could easily be operational again
>>69871965
1) China
2) Australia
3) Depends on you're social class
4) Canada desu
5) obviously leaf
>>69878291
No, but it's too late to correct your spelling.
>>69871965
>Who would when in a war without any outside interference?
Australia
>>69877662
>slightly larger
Nearly twice as large and much better funded.
>slightly better
There is not a single realistic situation where a CF-18 will defeat an F-35. It's simply not possible.
>help you in an all out war against the 2nd largest country in the world
Air Superiority will be solidly confirmed and Canadian forces will be confined to the ground wherein they will be bombed by JASSMs, JSWs and gravity bombs dropped from F-35s and legacy SHs and Hs. Ground MBTs and IFVs will be free to move forward while being well covered by air power and naval launched NSMs.
>>69878500
I swear I'm much smarter than I appear
>>69878515
>There is not a single realistic situation where a CF-18 will defeat an F-35.
Which would be fantastic if you had any operational F-35s
>>69878515
how? F-35s have a range of 2,220 km and we're 14,143 km apart.
>>69873004
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>69878515
>air superiority did shit when it was a real air force like USA vs a tiny landmass like Vietnam, Iraq, *insert country US fought and did not win against her*
and that's US vs 3rd world tiny shitholes, you wouldn't be able to keep Vancouver in check, never mind keeping control over the entire country from the air
and yes, slightly larger and better in a grand scheme of things, not an overwhelming disparity in any sense. not that it matters anyway, good luck with the victory from the air campaing
>btw, ever read about the part where F-35 radar systems randomly just shut off and require a ground reboot to go back on? otherwise they're perfect infallible machines of victory
you make your air force sound more and more like a gear queer mall ninja
>oh wait, they are
>>69878660
>>69878702
b-but in theory..
>>69876843
> loud mouth girls who are extremely tan and wear boots for every occasion
So you have visited recently?
>>69876980
>Sun tanning is race traiting in a bottle.
