Sup POL
Going to Auschwitz camp. Ask me anything, taking requests
>>69871549
Do you have to bring your own gas, or is it sold on site?
>>69871549
Go on the back of the first "oven/gas chamber" where the smokestack is, smokestack is not connected to structure
>>69871648
I'll check it out. Am I allowed to go?
>>69871549
Get Paint
Write the "Jews did it" and "Refugees welcome" on the walls
>>69871549
did you bring a snack? will you munch noisily on your snacks throughout the duration of your visit?
>>69871723
Kekked
>>69871772
I already ate in the car
>>69871549
>taking requests
pls rotate your pictures before posting
>>69871549
Write "Refugees Welcome"
>taking requests
spend lots of your money in polan plz.
>>69871880
My phone is doing it auto. I'll have to manually rotate them the wrong way before posting
>>69871549
>Balin
>>69871909
I live and work here
>>69871549
Ask them about the swimming pool.
How long till you arrive?
>>69871549
Get one of those party whistles and blow it in the middle of Auschwitz.
>>69871900
underrated
Is there a gift shop? That would be pretty funny.
>>69872062
why the fuck did you make this fucking thread if youre not slightly retarded burger tourist?
>>69872081
Close
>>69872263
I'm Canadian. And I'm with 2 Germans and a Belgian
>>69872313
send pics of supposed gas chambers
we need a fresh look
>>69871549
Ask if you can buy a portable gas chamber.
always wanted to do this as I live close but couldnt be fucked
>>69872313
Look at the gas chamber door, as you shut and open it see how tightly of a seal is made in the door jam, also curious if there is a threshold in the doorway or if you can stick your fingers under the door.
>>69872493
Me too nigga. You anywhere near Andrychów?
>>69871549
Ask the tour guide a bunch of questions about the numbers not adding up and quote "The Protocols of the Elders of Mt. Zion."
Tell your german friends to tell the guide their grandfathers died in Auschwitz
He will probably ask how.
they shall then reply: They fell drunk off the watchtower
>>69871549
> i like the smell of Zyklon-B at early morning.
have fun OP
>>69872574
Tell me something about katowice, i've been there to attend the IEM last year.
I hope you are going to send atleast one refugee through the chimney while you are there.
>>69872619
old but gold. this!
Why did Poles kill 3.3 million Jews? Just to be evil?
I went to Dachau and there was some bitch crying in the gas chamber
I had to hide my boner
>>69872756
yes.
>>69872756
this was german territory before end of WW2
>>69872681
I've only been there a few times for the afternoon. It has a big stadium and a few good malls
Ask about the gas chambers and why the doors are out of wood with key holes and that this makes no sense
Red pill the staff
Have you got a brown shirt you can put on?
I find it funny that /pol/ heavily denies the holocaust, I used to think you were joking. My mother worked at a jewish nursing home in the UK and a lot of the residents were holocaust survivors and some of their stories were amazing. The fact there's people unironically denying the holocaust is laughable
>>69871708
I think you can theres a path that goes right after it if I recall correctly
>>69872904
never actually been there. Do they actually show that shit on a public tour? i can not imagine. Possibility of being humiliated by visitors on a daily basis would be too big.
>>69872986
Ah, so, they did actually die? Nice.
Krakowiak here , don't come to Krakow. We have too many tourists already and dont need more filthy casual tourists blocking up our old streets. You don't bother to lean polish and expect to interact with every pole in your native tongue instead of at least learning the basic dialogue of ours.You will walk 5-wide on the small old sidewalks and we will not be able to get past you. Get your sightseeing done at Auschwitz and Fk off back to Warsaw
>>69871969
>My phone is doing it auto
Hold your phone "sideways" then.
FFS seriously....
>I'm Canadian
Yeah sure you are Apoo. Just hold your phone "sideways".
>>69873092
I just came from there
>>69872986
have you thought about it this way: if zeh natzees really wanted too massmurder them, would there be still enough left over to live in jooish nursing homes?
Ask them to see "the little white room".
srs, do it
ask people why the poles killed jews and make sure to use the term "polish death camps"
>>69871549
can you rotate your photos upright before uploading them?
>>69873188
white room or white house, one of the two
>>69873092
I lived in Ulm/Germany every day 10000 Japanese tourists, i life now in Gdańsk and it's not so terrible.
>>69872557
>Yo guys we didnt gas the Jews
>We put them in concentration camps were they were subjected to forced labour and famine
>We didnt do nuffin
>Also fucking commies and their gulags, what a bunch of animals amirite
>>69873047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkMT2h-IJzY
the alleged gas chamber is the finale of the auschwitz 1 tour.
>>69872756
We need fresh jewish children blood on our national bread matzah
oh wait...
>>69873188
>come look at this thing the soviets built
>>69873234
What is it?
>>69872619
I made this Joke to my GF when we were visiting Dachau. She laughed so hard that we were thrown out. Good times.
>>69871549
katowice is in csgo tournaments
>>69873308
Source?
>>69873256
pay debt
Here
>>69873320
According to David Irving, that's where useless Jews (old, sick, can't work basically) were gassed. I think he was lying when he said that (probably under pressure or something).
Do the Holocoast camps have gift shops?
>>69873343
The "wireless chimney" was built after the camp was taken by the soviets
>>69873392
not useless Jews*, sorry. useless workers*, whether it'd be a Jew or no
>>69873398
They probably do now. I don't think they used to though.
>>69873387
OY VEY IS THAT GAS
>>69873398
>Ashes of Judenkind.
kek
>>69873427
>wireless chimney
That's not what I'm talking about.
http://www.scrapbookpages.com/AuschwitzScrapbook/History/Articles/Birkenau03.html
>Before the construction of the four large gas chambers at Birkenau was finished in 1943, the gassing of the Jews took place in two old farmhouses, described as "the little white house" and "the little red house." The little red house was located north of where the fourth gas chamber, called Krema V, was built. It was completely destroyed by the Nazis and nothing remains of it. The little red house was the site of the first gassing of the Jews at Birkenau, beginning in March 1942. The little white house was put into operation as a gas chamber in June 1942.
The little white house was located just west of the Central Sauna, which was built in 1943 to house a shower room and numerous disinfection chambers used to kill lice in the clothing of the prisoners.
The ruins of the little white house have been preserved, as you can see in the photos on this page. In the photo above, you can see four black markers which tell visitors in four languages that this is the ruins of the little white house, called Bunker 2. The photo below shows a plaque which also identifies the ruins.
>>69873343
its not a secret. all the ebil genocidal gas chambers were mysteriously destroyed so the soviets had to """"re""""construct them. you can ask them they will tell you.
first two results on google say it too
http://www.scrapbookpages.com/AuschwitzScrapbook/History/Articles/Birkenau03.html
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/augas.html
>>69872986
>a JEW in a JEWISH nursing home crying about dem ebil nazis exterminating JEWS by the millions
...seems like those MULTIMILLIONGORILLIONDEATHCAMPS were pretty inefficient considering there are so many kike "survivors" left to cry about it
america stole nuke plans and eradicated several 100 thousands japanese people within seconds, much more following due to the consequences of the bomb, yet the SUPERVILLAIN BLOODTHIRSTY INHUMAN NAZIS who pushed jew-hate for YEARS weren't able to kill all jews in middle and eastern europe?
>>69871549
Let me know how the shower facilities are
>>69873485
dude
>After the war, the former Polish residents of Birkenau came back to rebuild their homes that had been confiscated by the Nazis and torn down to build the barracks at Birkenau. They took the bricks from the destroyed gas chambers and used them to rebuild their houses. The bricks that can be seen today at the site of Bunker 2 might be a reconstruction, as the valuable original bricks were probably removed by the Polish residents sixty years ago.
I am dialing them up right now to alert them to any possible hate crime you may have in mind.
>>69873256
>Yo guys we didn't pay our denbts
>We put them into absolute nothing, where we can keep asking Germany for more
>We didnt do nuffin
>Also fucking Western Europeans and their superior economies, what a bunch of Jews amirite?
>>69871819
>reverse on the left
>>69873485
>gas chamber
not according to the wall placement on that floorplan
or did they use those 8 tiny rooms separately to somehow increase the number of gassings they could do per hour?
>>69873607
Why would highly religious polish people build their houses out of bricks from what is essentially a human slaughterhouse?
>>69871969
why are you learning russian you commie?
>>69872986
We dont deny it. We just deny the 6 gorillion.
>>69873784
you just unveiled your pleb-lvl
shit in the shower
>>69873788
because in the end, nobody gives a shit about jews
>>69873849
That shift pattern in nasty af senpai
>>69873788
>human slaughterhouse
>Jews
>Human
>>69873163
>>69873537
Because some survived/escaped/were liberated doesn't mean it "didn't happen", to completely deny the holocaust is ridiculous. Numbers may have been exaggerated, who knows. But it most certainly happened and the conditions they were living under in the camps were horrifying a lot died from the conditions alone
>>69873667
J I D F
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>>69873849
>>69873938
Sounds like you two should settle this on the touge.
>>69873932
>>69874000
I'm trying to look at it from a 6 gorillion supporter standpoint lads
>>69871549
Go to that shooting range in Krakow, they let you throw hand grenades there.
>>69874050
The Poles hated the Jews too
There was no muh 6 million then it hadn't been invented yet
>>69871819
>be poland
>honey, what are we doing on our day off?
>fuck it, auschwitz is just down the road
>>69874011
the entire point of the word "holocaust" is to portray nazis as some kind of evil mastermind entity that managed to scramble up millions of jews across europe and burn em in chamers like coal during the industrial revolution
that is what people deny
yes, jews died, nobody denies that... but so did a lot of other groups during the war, in far greater numbers even
>>69873092
>more filthy casual tourists
what are you a fucking Auschwitz visiting professional?
>>69874248
>yes, jews died, nobody denies that... but so did a lot of other groups during the war
And nobody denies that, the difference is the way in which the jews were treated and the manner in which they lost their lives
>>69873938
Nah, you are a pleb. That shift pattern is completely fine. I kind of doubt you have ever driven a car with the reverse at that spot as you are spouting this shit. It's not an issue, not even for people that are just learning to drive.
>>69874248
Careful Hans, JIDF might make a few calls
>>69874466
there was no difference. einsatzgruppen killed jews on the east front just the same as other dissident groups.
the concentration camps were just concentration camps and only got bad when the war (allies and axis alike) destroyed the infrastructure and agriculture that fed the prisoners (and everyone else in europe)
>>69874050
>6 gorillion supporter standpoint lads
Mate, I think you fail to understand just how rampant and socially accepted anti-semitism was before the war, and how prevalent it remained for years after.
People act like it was just Germany and the Axis, and it came out of fucking nowhere, but that shit was regarded "bon temps" all over Europe, west, east, north and south.
>>69871549
>take picture of fake chimney
>take picture of metal plate saying "1.5 million died here" that was changed from 4 million
Museum should have the death certificates at display stating 69000 died 1941-1943.
>take picture of that possibly
>post it on pol
>>69874617
I had a shitty Volkswagen with a similar pattern it would trigger my autism and there was no reason for it being that way.
>>69875370
You've seen nothing. That shift pattern is sweet as shit. It's not like you're watching it while you drive.
>>69875433
D-do you have to shift to 2nd gear when you want to shift to 4th? The fuck?
>>69875433
Better take an automatic than this piece of crap shift.
1 to 2 = 5sec
2 to 3 = 7sec
3 to 4 = 8sec
WTF
>btw i'm a mechanic
>>69871549
I had an internet friend who told me her husband used to masturbate at the camps and take pictures of himself doing that. If you do anything evil I will personally call the Polish police and ensure you don't do it again.
>>69875433
That shift pattern is all kinds of fucked
>>69875433
>howtotriggeritalians.jpg
what in hell is that abomination
>>69875433
>>69875433
If this isn't synchronized I have no idea how you're suppose to get down to 4th unless you only go into 4th when you're skipping 3rd from 2nd and you skip down to 3rd from 5th.
>>69875433
So uhh...how the fuck do you get into fourth?
Ask about the original Red Cross death toll numbers.
>>69875788
I'm guessing you push it into the second and then push it left
>>69874117
>There was no muh 6 million then it hadn't been invented yet
Well, you see the funny thing about that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dda-0Q_XUhk
They were pushing the 6 million way before the war.
>>69875433
all these new fags can't into Manuel.
>tfw knowing how clutches work.
>>69875818
Aren't you forgetting something Eesti?
>>69875433
is this off a truck?
>>69876111
I wanna see you double clutch that shit from 3rd for 4th Mr. Super fucking Eurobeat.
>>69872557
>Holocaust was tragic
>Wearing proper SS uniform
>>69873537
Hans, stop it right now or you are going to be arrested.
>>69876138
I got blocked for 15 minutes the last time I replied to the same question
>>69871549
will you bring back a sounevir ?
>>69873815
Its one of the easiest languages after english.
>>69871549
Throw some coins into wishing oven!
>>69875433
TRUCK SHIFTING:
1st gear (gotta start moving somehow) >>> 2nd gear (accelerate) >>> 4th gear (comfortable cruise speed within town) >>> 5th gear (gotta go fast on highway)
3rd gear: for that one fucking moped driver that you can't overtake who is too fast for 2nd and too slow for 4th gear
6th gear: if your boss calls you telling you you have 2 hours left to get to fucking warsaw from moskau
7th gear: DO NOT USE (hence the red color), ENABLES WARPDRIVE
R: don't use it either, if you are stuck infront of a bridge just block the road for 2 hours and call ADAC
>>69876279
FINALLY I can have a proper Estonian flag representation for my collection.
Been waiting for you to post with it for awhile.
>>69871549
Write "Ben Garrison" anywhere, if you're too much of a pussy the guestbook should be enough.
>>69875614
>>69875776
>>69876189
Do Americans really not know how manuals work?
You just move the stick up from 3rd into 4th while holding down the clutch thingy. You don't actually have to let it go into 2nd while going over 2nd, what the fuck.
>>69876478
>7th gear: DO NOT USE
Even if the gravel is late and Lao Yang is getting angry?
Also how many hours on Eurotruck simulator do you have?
>>69876649
There's a 90% chance that's an unsynchronized truck transmission. You have to double clutch it into every gear because there is no synchromesh to compensate for differences in RPM between the drive shaft and the lay shaft in the transmission.
>>69875614
You don't know how to drive a manual do you?
>>69876784
>gear pattern is completely unsuitable for unsynchronized, borderline impossible
>assume it's unsynchronized
???
>>69876784
Thew different colors make me think it has something like a range changer for red yellow and green but fuck if I know.
>>69875810
Fake ffs...
>>69876978
It looks like it's set up for skipping gears which tractor trailers do.
>>69877102
Maybe but I can't find what it actually goes to by searching the image so I'm sticking with my first guess.
>>69877500
There's tractors with 7 gears?
Also doesn't pretty much every tractor ever have a second reverse?
>>69876784
It's not even that funny but I have tears in my eyes
poor Lao, I bet he's still waiting for that gravel.
>"I sell it for $10 m3 but I'm willing to go to $5m3"
>african haggling
>>69877723
I'd put 7 gears on a tractor. It's always better to have more than less.
>>69872756
It's 500 quintillion you antisemitic prick
>>69871549
go for a swim in the pool
ask them if the chambers or anything is original or have been rebuilt.
also, wait untill they bring you inside one chamber and they pretend there are marks made by kikes nails on the walls and ask them how could it be since it was rebuilt
>>69873092
I did that the other week :^)
>>69873092
I love your city and all the drunk poles in front of alcohol stores late night.
