DESIGNATED
SHITTING WALMARTS
why put cones on the floor instead of picking up the shit?
>americans
>>69868121
You need special certification to clean up biohazards like shit. There was probably noone qualified to do it at the time the picture was taken.
>>69868230
But it's perfectly fine / professional to let the customers near it
>>69867140
India no one else
>>69868337
that's bureaucracy for you
>>69868337
If you think people who shop at Walmart are phased by shit, you haven't been to Walmart. If customers don't care, employees really do not care.
I submit OP's pic as proof. That woman DGAF.
>>69868121
Those cones are usually stored somewhere nearby, so you would grab those and put em up while you got gather the cleaning tools.
If those cones werent there, they would get sued. there needs to be some sort of warning.
>>69867140
Looks like dog shit. Probably from a service dog. Im a shitologist
when your looking for tube socks, road flares, and 30.00$ worth of groceries. And have no time for the bathroom.
>>69867140
Am I the only one wondering why this is not cleaned up but surrounded by signs instead?
>>69867140
>Be me at age 16
>work at shitty retail job as bagger.
>one day its just me and this other lazy fucker
>go on my break
>hear my name on the intercom but fuck it I'm on break
>come up front and there is shit in automatic door
>door opens on an axis so it was smearing shit into the floor
>Other faggot had to clean it
>mfw I narrowly avoided cleaning smeared shit
>>69868121
why do you hate freedom brah? jealous of muh freedom?
>>69869095
easy there you nigger loving cuck
>>69868740
you forgot baby formula and cheap thongs
>>69868121
Why don't they want to come into contact with shit?
>Finns
>>69869011
I'd just quit, not worth it for minimum wage.
>>69867140
clearly dogshit
t. expert
>>69869855
I was 16 It was that or serving niggers at McDonalds
slippery wet dog poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gt5ChuROk
>>69868764
Retail manager here,
As another anon already said, the cones are stored all over the store. Hidden in plain sight... The cleaning supplies and mop buckets are way in back in the janitor closet.
I agree, looks like dog shit. No American gets that much fiber.
>>69867140
What a country. Half walkin around with shit in their skin rolls and the other half on the ground
>>69868230
Thanks capitalism
>>69870280
Pretty much. The only substance you're not allowed to clean is blood related, or a danger to self (suspected bomb, chemical hazards, etc.). Shit sucks, but doesn't make the list.
>>69867140
Former Wal-Mart maintenance here, I can tell you what they did.
No there is no certification, nor disposal issues.
The guy you see in the white lab coat, is actually the guy who works in Frozen, cause thats what it looks like, an employee. Plus the kahkies is a dead give away.
So he put the cones down, called maintenance, and didn't pick it up himself.
Dosent even look like shit, it looks like, doughnuts or something, look at the rings. Its fucking weird, or DOG SHIT!
tl;dr employee called another employee to do it.
>>69868230
>You need special certification to pick up shit
'Murrica.
>>69870594
Would have thought the metal push cart was the dead give away.
>>69868121
>removing shit left on the floor by your typical walmart customer without a full biohazard team present
>night manager at Costco
>on a small break to take a piss and check on security
>look over dispatch's shoulder at monitor
>some guy taking a shit out in front of the building
>one of the guards come out the door to the side and he runs and trips getting shit all over his ass and legs
It was a nigger
>>69868230
>special certification
>>69868230
>anything can be a job in America
Th-thanks capitalism.
>>69870794
You're going to blow secret agent Dikshit's cover.
>>69868230
>have to get the same certificate to clean up dead bodies out of burned out cars
>same cert is used to pick up dog shit
God bless the USA
>Have STEM degree now
>Worked at Goodwill
>Walmart is nothing.
>Walmart has not seen the horrors that hillbillies and rednecks can spill forth.
I have stories
>>69871442
Let's hear them then
>>69871442
>Goodwill
The last time I ever set foot in one, I had heard a cacophony of shit sounds erupting from the filthy changing booth.
Never went back.
>>69871618
The Shitty Couch
>Background: Rural Indiana
>We had a homeless guy who lived in his car
>Claims to be a veteran
>Mid 40's
>Waaaay out of it
>Comes in the store during winter, sits on the couches to stay warm, just kinda hangs out and doesn't bother anyone or talk to anyone
>okaythatsfineitscold.jpg
>Be me, arriving to work one day.
>Find missive pile of salvage furniture in the back by the truck loading docks
>Anothergloriousdayatgoodwill.jpg
>Move broken dinner chairs, scratched up tables, catpiss recliners ect. that people donate into the truck to get shipped off to the warehouse to be bought by wholesalers
>There's this couch
>It's dark inside the semi trailer
>The only light is a spotlight at the door
>The couch is dark, and it has a rough texture like hard worn fabric
>Shouldering and pushing it up to stand on end to save space
>Get all the furniture loaded
My manager asks where the couch is. I saw I've already got it loaded on the truck with the rest of the furniture.
cont.
>>69867140
>Not Designated shitting aisle.
You had one fucking job.
wtf i hate america now
>>69871926
>His eyes get big and he asks if I'm sure
>....Yeah
>I'd been off for two days
>The homeless man had been sleeping on that couch
>He shit.
>He shit a liquid filth that seeped out of his pants and soaked that couch
>It's was a brown couch before. It was browner now.
>The shit was a liquid trail everywhere he went.
>He was escorted out of the store, but when he got to the doors he laid down and refused to move
>A Pentecostal family set down and made a prayer circle with him.
>The shitty couch was supposed to be put outside, wrapped in plastic, and marked biohazard and loaded on the truck.
>It was buried under broken dinner chairs, scratched up tables, catpiss recliners ect. by dipshit donation attendants from the previous night.
>I had my face on it when I was moving it
tl;dr Homeless man shits on couch, dumbass employees keep the damned thing in the building
I've got more if interested
>>69872175
shorten them.
>>69871926
>>69872175
reminds me of these stories
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years.html
http://www.unbelievable-facts.com/2014/03/480-pound-woman-dies-after-being-stuck.html
>live on couch for several years
>shit, skin, and fabric have become one
>die
>>69872034
I live in southern california near the mexico border.
Let me tell the types of shitty people that go to walmarts are the type of people that dig their fingers into a jug of icecream to eat some and then put it back in the freezer with the lid on.
Mexican and black kids steal toys and candy all the fucking time.
>>69871022
You're thinking of India
>>69872381
How does that even happen?
Like you just decide to sit down one day and just lose all motivation to get up ever again.
And then they become stuck and aren't even capable of committing suicide to end their suffering.
>>69870794
What the fuck is wrong with normies? He doesn't even see that there's human shit in the middle of a white floor, then he steps in it and keeps walking.
>>69872381
>>69872456
Stopped in a walmart near stockton on way back from tahoe. I mean I knew stockton was already pretty bad, but walmart is a literal magnet drawing the worst people into it. You had crack heads roaming the isles, packs of wild dindus clustering over their carts and checkout lines, feral kids running down the pathways flinging shit and touching anything in their path.
I couldn't believe it I was so mad. I had wasted all this money on going to zoos in the past, when all you had to do was go to a walmart for twice the entertainment.
>>69872959
I wish I could see it as entertainment but if you live far enough south then the "real walmarts" are pretty much your only option. Even Target gets shitty in the wrong areas.
The worst thing I hate about walmarts is Paco and all 7 of his kids clogging up a fucking aisle and little Paco JR throwing a bitchfit because mom won't buy him yugioh cards, I can understand his pain because mexicans are cheap bastards but you get really tired of constantly having to bump shoulders with smelly beaners and the constant CONSTANT sound of cying babies. They don't go into walmart with a purpose, they literally just loop through every single fucking aisle with all 9 of their kids in tow.
good example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRP9HBHc9Ec
>>69873277
Fair enough. I'm from a city that is against corps moving in, even though they allowed a handful to come in anywise. I can see that being true with mexicans. Normally very polite about it, but it's always the low income, high birthrate families that fuck your day up every time. Working in customer service, they were the most common day runiers out there.
Then you have faggot ass uppity middle class white bitches, getting impatient and throwing a bitch fit over the littlest shit. Hoodrat nigs come after that, interrupting you after every syllable you say, and talking in some ancient dead language accented english.
Most asians however, are really nice. Like never really had a bad interaction with them in public, sans driving.
>>69872456
There's a supermarket chain over here that's a subsidiary of Walmart called ASDA. But I totally know what you mean. The one near me always smells like unwashed old people and some pedo tried to touch up some kid there a while ago. Fuck that place but damn they have some good-ass store-brand ravioli and pasta sauce.
>>69867140
I used to work at the wallmart, and every week the Romanians would come in to steal tampons and shit on my floors.
I asked the boss once why he didn't make me clean it up, and he told me that shit was only to be cleaned up by professionals, Indians or the Polish. It was simply too unsafe for a FUCKING WHITE MELE to clean it up.
As for the tampons, I got back at them by carefully unwrapping individual tampons, ejaculating on them, then wrapping them back up. I only did it to the cheapest brands, because that's what the Romanians would steal. Probably because they used horse hair for tampons in their native country.
