TRANSHUMANISM
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~20 years from now, your daughter (yes, YOUR daughter) will be bringing home her robot or cyborg boyfriend to meet you and your wife.
What are you going to do when that happens?
at least its not a nigger
>>69865746
be glad its not a nigger
>>69865746
Thank fuck it's not a nigger
>>69865777
/thread
>>69865746
Being a robosexual myself, I would naturally approve.
will there be nigger robots? as long as its not that, i wont care
Praise kek that its not a nigger
>>69865746
Cyborg: I am ok with
Robot: I will fucking find a trash compactor
>>69865746
Could be worse, if you know what I mean.
>>69865845
>robots
>niggers
Pick one faggot
>>69865777
First post, best post. Also, checked.
Least its not an Argentinian if you know what I mean
>>69865746
>What are you going to do when that happens?
microwave him.
cut off his robotic wiener
Include me pls
>>69865777
>>69865781
>>69865798
first post best post 3; return of the hivemind crew
laugh and tell him this statement is false
>>69865777
5 star post senpai
>>69865999
How about I check those digits for you.
>>69865777
>learn to program
>rewire him and get a pov livestream of my wife's daughter getting plowed every night
>implying any robot would be dumb enough to date a human woman
t. /r9k/
>>69865869
>cyborgs
>mongrels
Fuck no
>>69865746
"Well, at least he isn't black"
>>69865971
great minds think alike
>>69865777
/thread
Hi 5 him. I'll be a transhumanist too. I'll have the superhuman sight and hearing mods. As well as the nanobot brain implants that let me go into full VR.
>>69865798
>>69865781
>>69865777
first posts best posts
>>69865746
>"That's great dear!"
>Smile, grasp robo-waifu's hand
>"I remember when I first met your mother here. Heh, back when it was still 'bad' for these kinds of relationships to be in public."
>Get up from dinner table, hug cyborg daughter.
>"Didn't matter that they looked just like us, thought almost entirely like us. They were 'objects', at least according to the radfems."
>Look back at waifu, smile again.
>"But eventually, even they realized they couldn't stop true, earnest love. You know love, right? The kind where you're willing to stick with someone through thick and thin? Well they like to say that's just programming, but its more than that."
>Go back to finish dinner, hope my cyborg daughter-fu is happy.
>>69866014
I sense a new meme here. An image of an older man and standing in front of him is a young woman holding hands with a robot. Word bubble from the older man: AT LEAST ITS NOT A NIGGER!!!!!
>>69865746
what is this from?
>>69865746
"Congratulations! Here is my old stash of Japanese machine-fuck porn, you two might learn something new!"
>>69865746
>daughter dates robot
>gets pregnant
>baby is black
Why?
>>69865746
>implying I won't have a robot wife myself
>>69865746
I'd disown her. No daughter of mine will be with a gear chucker, gigaboo or silicoon.
>>69867520
what about a crab person?
>>69865746
>~20 years from now, your daughter (yes, YOUR daughter) will be bringing home her robot or cyborg boyfriend to meet you and your wife.
Nice
>>69867485
Because oil is black?
>>69867520
So when computers are so fast, and can only be comprehended by neural implants. You'll be the Luddite wandering around trying to make sense of cars transforming into trucks via claytronics.
Pffft
>>69865938
Top kek
>>69867485
Because your daughter is dating a Libbot.
>>69867485
>>daughter dates robot
>>gets pregnant
>>GIVES BIRTH TO AN ALARM CLOCK
>>69867520
>gear chucker
>gigaboo
>silicoon
>>69865746
>implying my wife and daughter arent also robots
I wish I had a cute android body
As long as he doesnt have a black paint job
>>69865845
"robot" means work
even if you paint a robot black it wont be a nigger
>>69867738
>GIVES BIRTH TO AN ALARM CLOCK
Why did that make me laugh?
>>69867644
Burn oil, prepare for toil.
>>69867843
because you realized it was time
>>69867843
robot and woman are in hospital looking proudly through window into the nursery at little alarm clock offspring tucked under a blanket in an incubator.
>>69865777
Fpbp desu senpai
>>69865746
fuck my daughters friend, seeing as how i will also be a cyborg
>>69867973
i got this like 5 1/2 minutes after i read this
>>69865777
What if it's a cyborg with a nigger brain though???
>>69865777
You can stay.
Tell your family to pack their stuff and come to this side of the wall.
>>69865971
>65971â–¶>>69866314
>File: kek.png (173 KB, 1080x364)
>>69865746
How can humans even compete?
>>69865746
No such thing as a "robot boyfriend". If it's a cyborg (like as guy with robot hands or some guy who wears glasses) then it's only ok if he is muslim.
>>69868559
Because they're circumcised?
>>69866615
This. This will be the future. And It's going to be glorious
Pic related
"The Hivemind" > Biomechanical Humans > Self Evolving Robots > Regular Humans = True AI Robots > Mexicans > A Dead Body > Niggers
Riddle me this, /pol/, if the master race designed robots said robots would be perfect according to the master race, otherwise they would not build them. As such they would in turn be the master machine and far superior to even other races of humans. What would be the problem with your daughter dating one?
If anything she'd be dragging its value down.
>>69865746
What is this from? Overwatch?
>>69868346
>>69865746
m.liveleak.com/view?i=c3f_1459717646
>>69869155
You're a cheeky little cunt m8.
>>69869225
What the fuck did the vermin think would happen?
>>69865746
Purge them all.
Terra is for Humanity. Ave Humanitatis, Ave Imperium.
>>69865746
>tfw they'll have designer cocks that can vibrate
Can biomen even compete?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHY ISN'T ANYONE ANSWERING?
>>69869520
And female cyborgs will have special designed small vaginas. There is still hope for us!
>>69869585
I tried googling it and got nothing sorry
>>69869585
I asked too. It looks like Overwatch, but I don't see any new trailers or shorts. Must be leaked.
>>69869585
>>69869788
>>69869874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBUMabtslI
there you go f4m
>>69865746
EMP.
>>69865845
Who'll collect robo-welfare?
>>69865746
FIRST IT WAS DAVID TRANSITIONING TO A TOASTER
AND NOW THIS
>>69865746
pic related
>>69867738
COOL CLOCK AHMED
>>69865746
what movie is this?
>>69865777
>fpbp
>trips of truth
Annnnnnnd were done here.
>>69870549
New Overwatch trailer
>>69865746
Diesel Sweeties .nigger
>>69865746
>BRC
my sides
>>69865746
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>>69865746
>breeding with the robotic jew
Wow, good orgoynic life form
At least its not a nigger
>>69865746
> Give the cyborg a paradox, watch it malfunction and crash
> scold daughter for getting home late
> Tell her she should date a nice human boy - but only when she's older.
> Send her to her room. My roof, my rules.
> Retire to my bedroom, shower, brush teeth.
> vigorously fuck my sex robot waifu.
> pass out
Feels good to be head of the household, anon.
>>69865777
dammit
>>69870043
That angle at 5:34
hnnnnnnnnnnng
I hope it triggers a lot of feminazis
>>69865746
Thank god it is not a fucking nigger!
>>69865746
Ask him if his /r9k/ friends are happy for him.
>>69865746
Humanity First
>>69865746
I fucking had this conversation months ago. It's just a endless cycle of "Acceptance".
- Blacks.
- Women,
- Gays
- Fat people
- Trans
- Minors
- Animals
- Polygamy
- Incest
- Robots
It'll happen and I'm gonna be the "Asshole" for saying, "No sweety, just because it loves you unconditionally and can vibrate..."
>>69865777
LEL
>>69867520
>gigaboo
What would you rather have?
A daughter who fucks niggers or a gay son?
>>69874004
automatic cpr machine? but how will i get the pleasure of feeling ribs crack myself?
>>69874236
You're gonna have to crack ribs on your own time son.
>>69873541
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh but death.
>>69865746
maybe if there's an escort service you could order a GIG-alo
Sounds great. I love my wife's automaton like he was my own.
>>69874678
fuck me, GIG-olo
>>69874127
If she doesn't settle with one then the daughter. Otherwise the son.
>>69865918
instant quads go
>>69865777
>>69865999
Transhumanism brings us closer to the ultimate revealed truth behind KEK. Do not forget, through meme magic we can evolve to the next level.
>>69874597
When are you fags going to come out of the closet in the name and glory of Chaos?
I want to marry a robot and have sex with it. I don't want some stupid woman.
>>69874597
Iron Within, Iron Without!
>>69876811
Wrong Legion, senpai.
>>69876847
Im confused, its not a "Machine-Spirit Entusiast Club" aka "Flesh is Weak"?
>>69876985
Iron Within, Iron Without is Iron Legion, that is a prayer to the Omnissiah, I think Iron Hands say it a lot as well as all those Adeptus Mechanicus dudes.
-PSSHHHHHH-
-KSH- HELLO MR. ANON -KSH-
-KSH- I'M HERE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER -KSH-
-KSH- IS EVA IN? -KSH-
>>69865746
I had sex?
As long as they're okay with my loli android body then who am I to judge?
In all seriousness though, the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machine would likely begin a conflict that would decimate countless worlds and all but exhaust the resources of a galaxy.
>>69865746
Only if she goes full aug herself.
I don't want my little girl to be splattered on the bedroom walls by a vigorous robothrust
Safety first
>>69865746
Please don't bring your dildos to the table sweetheart. It's unsanitary
>>69877996
my god look at her augs
>>69877340
Exacly my point.
01. Life is directed motion.
02. The spirit is the spark of life.
03. Sentience is the ability to learn the value of knowledge.
04. Intellect is the understanding of knowledge.
05. Sentience is the basest form of Intellect.
06. Understanding is the True Path to Comprehension.
07. Comprehension is the key to all things.
08. The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all.
>>69877806
Aren't those things essentially engineered biological symbiotic suits of armor?
>>69878123
Not
>Dat robutt
Step up your game, tin can
Aspon to neni sgurveny cigi-nigi.
>>69869155
jej
>>69865746
>Implying robots can get a gf.
>>69865746
Sauce OP?
>>69866655
Overwatch's most recent animated short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBUMabtslI
robot bf or gf , still better then bringing home a mudslime or nigger
>>69865746
Kill him because if it's not human it's not murder
>>69865918
He must be stopped!
>>69865777
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RIP robot Jesus
>>69878123
>>69877806
I know the guyver is technically cybernetic hardware, but it's an alien biosuit that can think for itself, not so much a robot like the OP pointed out. Also it makes humans over powered as fuck so, I don't think I'd have a problem. Unless its pilot is a nigger.
Civilization will fall before that happens fortunately
"I used to have a couple of you boys working on my workshop back in 2016"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD that's racist!"
>>69868058
hi redd*t
