Tokien races to Human races. I'll start:
Orcs = niggers
Faggots = OP
Elves = Asians
Man = Whites
OP = butt mongering gayhomofags
>>69861298
Dwarfs=hmm thats a tough one
Orcs are the corrupted form of elves. They're trailer trash whites.
>>69861298
Dwarves= Jews
Short little people with big noses who lust for riches in the mountains. The entire hobbit trilogy was based on them reclaiming their homeland and overcoming their jewish greed.
>>69861453
Probably Arabs because of the excessive hair and manletism
>>69861298
Oliphants - Elephants
Also I think Ungoliant and Shelob might be representative of spiders.
>>69861572
its the jews acctually
>>69861331
FPBP
>>69861769
I don't know man, hairy manlets
They might be Slavs or gypsies (not sure there's a difference).
>>69861860
Gypsies are far worse than Slavs. Gypsies are descendants of Poo In The Loo.
>>69861925
Everyone comes from the Indus River valley, friend
>>69861298
Smeagol = Mexico
Why? Very simple.
>>69861925
Gypsies are worse than Poo in Loo. They are so bad that poo in loo deported them to Europe.
>>69861298
Valar = White people
Maiar = Asians (east)
Elves = Southern Europeans
Man = Eastern Europeans/Slavs
Orcs = Muslims/Arabs/Berbers
Cave trolls = Niggers
Gollum = Indians/Turks
goblins = Jews
Hobbits= welsh
elves= Irish
Dwarves= Scottish
Men= British
Dwarves = Jews
Hairy manlets obsessed with gold.
Hobbits = ?
>>69862045
why
>>69862045
He still has a head and is much more visually similar to an Argentinian (because he's white).
I don't think Mexicans were represented in LotR due to their complete irrelevance.
>>69861298
Nazgul= Feminists
Ents=trees
>>69862173
shouldn't men be english?
The Dark Lord Sauron
The most badass race
aka
>Dwarves
are Jews ;)
>Tolkien on apartheid
"I have the hatred of apartheid in my bones; and most of all I detest the segregation or separation of Language and Literature. I do not care which of them you think White."
>Tolkien on being asked if he had jewish blood
"Thank you for your letter... I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware noone (sic) of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people."
>Tolkien on eugenics and scientific racism
" I should regret giving any colour to the notion that I subscribed to the wholly pernicious and unscientific race-doctrine."
Tolkien was at most racially insensitive in his descriptions of orcs and easterlings, but he was not racist.
Rohan = Americans
>>69862414
Doing this is stupid, and clearly you've only seen the movies. The orcs, whilst evil, actually have a functioning society and aren't total niggers like you obviously think.
Tolkien hated allegory anyway, which you would know if you read his work.
Elves - Jews
Man - Brits
Dwarves - Slavs
Orcs - Germanics
White Wizard - Truman
>>69861298
Wizards are Jews because some are good and some are evil, while they're also a minority that controls everything in middle earth from the background.
>>69862027
proof?
>>69861453
Jews
>>69862414
This is the only thing in the thread that is right. You're all so fucking stupid.
>>69862459
not sure as an American honestly. Technically all of them are in Great Britain right? So I guess English would be correct.
I feel sorry for the orcs. They were playthings of mad, evil gods,runaway tools of their corrupting power, once they were fair and noble elves, tortured into madness and bred like dogs in the hellish depths of Utumno and Angband.
Goblins= Sandniggers.
>>69862619
nice proxy shlomo
>>69861925
>>69862286
OK trump's cock blower calm down. ;-)
>>69862607
>t. Obligatory Tolkien nerd fag
I read the books when I was 12 like everyone else. How am I supposed to remember?
Eagles=American
Hobbits are most certainly Welsh
>>69861298
The Easterlings and that other race that helped Sauron (can't remember the name) are from a fucking wasteland that's east of Mordor so Arabs/Slavs
>>69862185
I think the hobbits are upper class english
>>69861530
>>69861769
Hobbits are jews, Dwarves are Arabs
Have you seen how they lust for the ring?
>>69862757
>screencapping your own unfunny post
t. reddit
>>69862607
Umm, I'm pretty sure Beorn was an allegory for bears, anon. The eagles whom delivered the hobbits (jews) from Beorn's home to the edge of the Dark Forest (Carpathians) is in reference to the Holocaust (which happened in GERMANY, in and around the Dark Forest), where jews were thrown in a cage with a bear and an eagle.
Seriously, the parallels cannot be any more obvious.
>>69861530
>The Hobbit trilogy
>The Hobbit
> a trilogy
No
>>69863098
Hobbits are honest gentle folk, they're definitely not jews
>>69861688
Confirmed Tolkien reader
Also, you dumb faggots, if any of you ever READ Tolkien he explicitly states in his Forewords that what he is writing is NOT allegory. Its just a story. The drapes are just fucking blue.
“I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.” -J.R.R. Tolkien
>>69863137
Get off the proxy, Pajeet
brazilians are probably goblins. heuheeuheuhe and we hang with orgs.
>>69862154
elves = southern europeans?
they are more similar to orks, my danish friend.
>>69863320
White racists BTFO!
>>69861453
Russian/slavic imo
Drink a lot, hairy and loud.
>>69862619
The White Wizard was actually Nathan Bedford Forrest. He's white and also the best wizard. He was also a general in an army, which is about equivalent to what Saruman did. He was also reputedly good at yodeling, which Saruman excels at.
Sauron is Jefferson Davis.
>>69863098
hobbits are irish
dwarves are jews
>>69863160
Wow the Nazis must have been really ingenious in their animal training for that bear to have not eaten the eagle.
>>69863365
>>69863320
nigguh please. everyone knows its a fucking christian alegory on its core. good vs evil, Gandalf was a angel.we had god, sauron was a fallen angel(like the devil). Its a good read, but it will never be briliant since it cant scape the cristian mitology.
>>69863524
heueheuhe
Why would the dwarves be anything but jews? Literally living in a mountain hoarding shekels.
>>69863557
No, that is applicability not allegory you damn dirty ape. And "allegory" is spelled with two "ls" you illiterate.
>>69861453
Dwarfs is roman empire
>>69863591
top kek ! Smaug was hitler ! that makes british the elven, and humans the americans.
>>69863557
>rip-off the Kalevala and Prose Edda
>everyone thinks you ripped off the Bible
D E V I L I S H
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>>69863098
>Have you seen how they lust for the ring?
Wait a minute. The ring = homosex. The Nazgul are HIV/AIDS. It all makes sense now.
>>69862804
Maybe stop talking shit until you know what's going on then? Not hard to shut the fuck up when you know nothing about a subject.
>>69863160
Shut the fuck up. Tolkien, like anyone else with a brain, knew how retarded the nazis and their ideas of superiority were.
White people are definitely elves
>seen as most beautiful race
>most advanced race
>lowest birthrate
>being driven out of their lands by orcs
>>69861530
hobbit trilogy... your age is showing canuck
>>69861298
Orcs can make functioning societies.
Orcs can build more then shitty huts.
Goblins can live in caves.
Goblins are good slaves.
Orcs are Arabs, Goblins are niggers, Melkor and his supporters are jews.
Uruk-Hai = Roided out Nigger on PCP.
>>69863847
The whole thing about evil attacking all the races came from one of Tolkien's dreams about a wave. It wasn't niggers taking over whites. If you retards actually paid any attention you would realize that the different races fought together for the greater good anyway.
>>69863847
Elves are being driven out by men
>>69861572
>>69861860
>>69863098
>this is bait right?
Dwarves are greedy as fuck how are they not jewish?
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Haradrim These are literally sandniggers
Hobbits are germans look at how much they drink
I would say that there could be multiple meanings of Gondor its either Russia or the kingship could be symbolic of the Vatican and the current situation with the illegitimacy of post Vatican2 Catholicism (knowing Tolkien was very non-conformant with the ways of the neo-catholic church and a borderline traditionalist could have effected his writing)
Man/Rohan -> Medieval Rural Britain
Man/Gondor - > Medieval Britain.
Orc -> Blacks/savages
Man/Mountains - > Arabs
Wood elves -> Medieval intellectual greek?
Elves generally I don't think have too much of a representation in human races.
Dwarves -> Jews for sure. Sit in mountains mining greedily. Hooked noses. Comparatively Short stature.
Goblins -> Poo loos? Smaller but cleverer than the orc.
Uruk hai - > Literally Polynesians.
>>69862480
this desu senpai
>>69864034
Uruks were as smart as orcs, but just bred to be bigger and withstand more. They were actually better than orcs in all departments.
>>69864117
orcs and goblins were the same thing
they were called goblins in the hobbit and orcs in lotr
>>69863815
Rohan=Amerikkka
Gondor=Yurop
Wormtongue=THE JEWS
Aragorn=Hitler/Barbarossa
tell me he hated the nazis, you can't
ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID.
IF, AND THIS IS A BIG IF, some of the races were compared and modeled on existing ones then the hobbits are easy-going english countrymen, Gondor is slightly Byzantine, and the Rohirrim are anglo saxons.
I don't know where the fuck you idiots think that hobbits are German or some shit. Can you retards at least THINK before you hit "post."
>>69864327
>rohan=Amerikkka
Pretty sure Americans were the Eagles
>>69864196
I know. But that picture and the movie depiction paints a different portrait, especially the Berserker variant; looks like a mindless animal in the movies.
>>69864467
The shire is based on Shropshire, an area of England, so you're right desu senpai.
>>69864467
>being this much autist
>>69864327
Sarumon is literally Hitler
>>69864607
>we wuz elves n shiiit
>>69864538
No, anon. Rohan is just New Gondor and controlled by jews.
Gandalf the >>>>>WHITE<<<<< fortunately threw out wormtongue (Jew controlling America from the shadows). Gandalf is Hitler.
Ride now, into death and the world's end.
>>69863428
dwarves have riches, Slavs are all poorfags
>>69864062
That's right. Well then men = Islamists
>>69864574
The movies are garbage. Well made garbage, but still garbage. They ruined a lot, and I am not even talking about the hobbit movies.
>>69864590
I know.
>>69864607
Silence, nigger. Back to your den with your pile of chicken bones and the speak n spell you are using right now.
Also, the Witch King of Angmar is an allegory for democracy because he was killed by a white woman who wanted equal treatment. The 9 are in reference to the Nine US Supreme Court Justices, and similarly killed by women's lack of desire for true equity.
Gandalf the White was Hitler's final form.
>>69864877
Bullshit, the LOTR series is one of the best series of movies ever you butthurt seppo.
>>69861298
Holy shit, I just realized
Ainur (the most powerful race on earth) are Filipinos
Bravo, Nolan
>>69865215
They're garbage concerning the source material. Read the book and take an asphalt nap, you gas huffing cunt.
tolkien is an overrated hack
>>69865530
your country is an overrated hack
>>69862804
>look guis im ignorant so muh argument is totally valid
>lalala i cant hear u
>LALALA I CANT HEAR U
Tom Bombadil = Trump
>The One Ring has no effect on him
>He is as old and wise as our earth
>He could make the lands great again if given the chance (he won't though, all this strong mother fucker does is dance and sing)
>>69861453
They are explicitly jews according to tolkein
>>69861453
Jews.
Value money and wealth above all else. Keep to themselves.
>>69865581
>puerto rico
>"country"
>>69865521
They're don't alter barely any of the source material and only cut stuff out that makes no fucking sense like Tom Bombadil. The Hobbit is fairly different but if you're watching the hobbit for anything other than the visuals you'll be disappointed anyway.
The movies do a fine job as an adaptation and the series is 9 hours long. There's a lot that could be done better but not with an audience full of ADHD retards that have never read the books. Adaptations of long series cut out pieces by necessity and if incomplete adaptations trigger your autism so much then go watch Satantango, you'll be thrilled.
>>69865761
Trump is a frog headed demagogue and Tom Bombadil didn't give a shit about anything besides Goldberry and his domain. Trump is a narcissistic blowhard and would have probably charged the hobbits for helping them, healing them, and feeding them.
If anything Trump would ally with Sauron because that is where the money is to be made in the military industrial complex.
>>69866056
So Trump is Saruman?
>>69865761
Remember when /lit/ was good
>>69861530
>hobbit trilogy
Amazing leaf, you're finally developing some subtlety to your shitposting.
>>69861298
Dragons are the Jews. It is pretty obvious.
>>69866139
Tolkien's powers of allegory are so strong he can project them into the future
Wow
>>69866162
no
>>69866018
>They're don't alter barely any of the source material
Stop. Talking. Shit.
And Tom Bombadil is actually pretty important because that is where the hobbits get the weapons that are specifically for fighting against Angmar whixh is why Merry was able to weaken the witch king.
They were't weren't given four daggers that Aragorn pulled out of his ass. Oh, and Aragorn wasn't a bitch in the book like he was in the movies. He was a proud man who was ready and willing to be king. That's just two things.
>>69861453
Russians.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/745qPIg.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>69864700
>YU R SAYIN WE WUZ ELVES N SHEIT ?
>>69866162
All of that is just theoretical and completely against what Tolkien said about Bombadil. Tom doesn't really have a backstory because Tolkien wanted an enigma in the world, so he brought in Bombadil from another story.
>>69866139
Saruman, if I remember right, joined Sauron because he thought he could eventually depose Sauron and take over himself.
>>69861298
Uruk Hai are mulattoes. They were Elves, once.
>>69866231
No, the Dwarves are the jews.
>>69866303
>Characters had added depth and internal conflict in the movies
>A bad thing
>>69866617
>elves
>white
>>69866617
The uruks were men bred with orcs who were elves at one point but are so far removed it might as well not be so. Tolkien said that was something he would have changed.
>>69861530
>hobbit trilogy
Jesus goy what are you twelve..
>>69866703
>low birthrates
>were once great but are now cucks
>know they're in the twilight of their civilisation
>not White
>>69864008
/thread.
Imperium of Man = United States of America
The heretical forces of Chaos = Russia & CIS
The Eldar = Western Europe/Scandinavia
Orks = Africa/niggers
Dark Eldar = Arabs
Tau = Japan
Tyranid = Japan
Necron = Zionists
Did I do right?
>>69866648
The characters already had plenty of depth and making more for nothing is pointless. It's like making Faramir susceptible to the ring. It was pointless, stupid, and only served to get the hobbits in a scene that didn't involve a giant spider as the climax of the second film.
>>69866786
can apply to japs as well
also elves didnt invite anyone into their forests, just like japs
>>69866706
so like italians or arabs?
>>69866841
A spider would have made a shitty final scene
>>69866814
*Tyranid = China
>>69866916
No, like orcs. The orcs are orcs.
>>69866814
>both tau and tyranid are japan
you retarded sandnigger
>>69866930
Are you the Singaporean who posts all the 2d traps?
>>69866294
This is my favorite story to come out of this godawful website in forever. I laugh so hard I cry every time I read it.
>>69866537
>Tom Bombadil doesn't have a back story
What are the adventures of Tom Bombadil for 500
>>69866926
Not at all, as it showed Sam being a cool guy and showing his love for Frodo and his willingness to fight something quite a few times his size all for his master and what had to be done.
I was playing the Witcher series and I realized something,
Elves = Whites
Humans = Refugees and Dindus
If you're unfamiliar the evles were the most advanced race with very developed culture and technology. Then from the conjunction of worlds came the humans, at the time they were refugees, the elves accepted them in their cities and created multiculturalism. Elves had a very low fertility rate and humans on the other hand were reproducing like rabbits. Ultimately they outnumbered the elves and the eleven civilization collapsed. At the end lot of the ancestral knowledge and technology was lost, the beautiful elven cities became ruins and elves became a small minority treated like shit and reduced to living a shitty life, made of shitty jobs, thievery or prostitution.
>>69866294
>tfw you get to the end after you had decided halfway thru to give Katie a sub
Is this what we are?
>>69867072
Are Sam and Frodo a metaphor for homosexuals?
>>69867073
>elves became a small minority treated like shit and reduced to living a shitty life, made of shitty jobs, thievery or prostitution.
exactly what those scummy elves deserve
>>69867180
I don't think Lord Voldemort was Jewish, anon
>>69866814
Tau = zionists
Necrons = Australians because they come from a tomb down under
>>69866874
elves are most definetly not asians kek. They are tall and blonde. nobody cared about japs back then and chinks are ugly and a shit ton of them
>>69866992
No I'm not the filthy rich elitist.
>>69867060
Not really a backstory.
>>69867175
No. Frodo was Sam's master and employer. They were well enough friends, but Sam was inspired by and modeled on the batmen officers like Tolkien served with.
Would you guys agree that the Dothraki were symbolism for the Finnish?
>>69867271
Tau is Japan with all their gundams and cunt eyes and their accents. Also they have Kroots and other lesser races which can be for Southeast Asia.
>>69867343
sam was full gay, he even abandons his family to go live with frodo in the epilogue
>>69867343
>Sam=Batman
You lost me, anon.
>>69861298
Even orcs aren't as bad as niggers.
Hobbits are clearly meant to be South West England.
Somerset/Devon
>>69867223
>Play the game like a Witcher is supposed to
It's not a Witcher's role to get in the middle of Human/Non-Human relations, just to kill monsters
>>69867180
Tau are the least Jewish in the grimdark fantasy known as Warhammer 40k
>>69863847
that sounds very asian
Was it really necessary for them to show Danaerys getting raped?
>>69861298
Um, no... "man" IS human, all of us, yellow, white, black, brown, etc.
The trolls, orcs etc are all IN-human.
Elves, likewise.
Sheesh.
We are the Mordor.
>>69861298
Orcs are not niggers. Orcs are elves that were tortured and desecrated and corrupted to the point where they actively serve the enemy of their original people. And hate them. Trailer trash cuck whites
so how come u some dumb pol? whole internet dumb fuck u world wide web get better brain
>>69867511
I agree with Austria for once: there is only one race, the human race.
>>69861337
>Not knowing that elves are whites
Don't you feel the call? Its time to leave earth for the undying lands.
>Constantly saving everyone's ass at the last second
>Could have set everything right in just a few hours
Is there really any question as to who the eagles are supposed to represent?
>>69867524
sharpie in cracks of doom w/ timestamp pls
>>69863032
wrong, they're upper-middle class rural english. What tolkien himself was
>>69866814
no you nigger but you get extra points for bringing 40 into this:
Imperium of Man = All white countries
Forces of Chaos & heretics = arabs and leflists. (sorcerers of tzeench are jews)
The Eldar = Glorious nippon!
Orks = Australians & abbos
Dark Eldar = china
Tau = india or some shit
Tyranid = turks overflowing Europe
Necron = Zionists (pretty accurate)
>>69867453
The neutrality is just a bullshit excuse witchers use everytime things get too hot.
>>69865521
has anyone ever not been completely butthurt about book based movies?
>>69867433
I'm guessing it has something to do with Tolkien's experiences in WWI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvVh-DVhroQ
>>69861530
You just discribed the swiss tbqh
>>69866294
oh, I remember this one.
>>69867692
The Passion of the Christ was widely accepted as better than the source material.
>>69867424
He didn't abandon his family. He left the book of westmarch with his daughter, built a boat, and went to Valinor with the other ringbearers for the rest of his days. It was basically like an old folk's home for the hobbits.
>>69867433
Not the capeshit stuff. The actual batmen that assisted British officers in WW1.
>>69866814
asdsadsadsa
>>69867817
Batman isn't real, anon
>>69864062
Elves are not being driven out by men, they're being driven out by the waning of the power of the Eldar, the blessings of the Valar that they were given to give them eternity. They're not being 'driven out of their lands' those lands were never theirs truly. They are simply going home. passing into the west to reclaim their immortal, timeless nature
>>69867662
They're more generally just rural englishmen. The only ones we really see are the higher class ones like Frodo, Merry, and Pippin. Sam was actually pretty low class.
>>69867886
more real than you'll ever be
>>69862045
>>69862259
>>69862286
>>69862761
So stupid. He's Mexican because he eats a lot of fish due to his Catholic upbringing, has an incessant lust for gold jewelry, is a conniving thief and a backstabber, short and ugly, refuses to assimilate to any of the cultures around him, is wanted by nobody, has an intimate knowledge of border-crossing tunnels, and causes all of the problems faced in the world just through his contact with the world outside of his dark and shitty home.
>>69864326
No they aren't. Goblins are different than Orcs. Orcs are corrupted elf corpses dug out of the ground, goblins are something else entirely.
>>69867668
But that's wrong Shlomo.
>>69866294
Fuck, 4chan really went down the shitter, the good old days of not giving a fuck and lulz are dead.
>>69867828
I can see it
>>69867975
>didnt read the books
>tries to correct people who did
>>69867951
I thought he was a turk
was once a pure and noble byzantine and become corrupted evil shit heel
>>69866841
Well, they had to develop Liv Tyler's romance to promote her career because her father was powerful with the Hollywood elites.
Which wasn't too much of a stretch, because Tolkein did say that he would have written more of that for Arwen if he had it to do again, but at the same time it did result in cuts other places, like Tom Bombadil.
But the Tom Bombadil cut made sense. He was as ancillary a character as you could reasonably find.
All together I thought that the films were a very faithful adaptation. Not perfect, but you'll never get perfection when translating between different media.
>>69867886
Yes he is.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/16/politics/donald-trump-iowa-state-fair/
>>69867524
You are Chaos
>>69866018
>They're don't alter barely any of the source material and only cut stuff out that makes no fucking sense like Tom Bombadil.
Eat shit, fag.
>>69868216
Arwen is mentioned twice and both times in the appendicies. They took from Glorfindel (an actual characteristics) and gave his stuff to a literal who.
>>69868216
>>69868901
I thought Arwen was so girls could have someone pretty to look, and it brings more drama into Aragons battles for normalfags wanting a love side story
Arwen was the best part of the movies and Tolkien could have learned a thing or too about storytelling (always include hot bitches) from Christopher Nolan.
Insofar as any of the races of Arda are allegories for Primary World peoples...
Orcs=Asians:
In one of his letters, Tolkien described Orcs as "...squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types."(Letter 210)
Dwarves=Jews
Tolkien himself compared Dwarves to Jews:
""The dwarves of course are quite obviously - wouldn't you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews? Their words are Semitic obviously, constructed to be Semitic.""
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Men=Men (no kidding)
Elves= idealised, unfallen, Edenic Men:
"I should say that they represent really Men with greatly enhanced creative and aesthetic faculties, greater beauty and longer life, and nobility. (Letters, no. 144)
Eru Illuvatar is a metaphor for Allah.
>>69869345
[Citation needed]
>>69862480
But Sauron is a bitch. Who is Morgoth?
>>69869561
Citation given:
http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Racism_in_Tolkien's_Works
http://www.bondwine.com/essays/33/whatiself.html
>>69865941
>keep to themselves.
When have jews ever done this
>>69861298
house elves = mexicans
veelas = nordics
>>69863847
White people are white people, the humans of the west. There's also arabs that come from the south in the lore.
If anything elves are the french : beautiful, refined, poetic, don't work much, despise everyone else
>>69861298
>Orcs
Turks/Mongols
>Dwarves
Jews
>Men
Northen/Central Europe
>Elves
Withering Romans
>>69862160
10/10 Sir Britbongton
>>69862491
goblins
>>69861331
Why did I laugh at this?
>>69861298
goblins = abos
>>69862619
>Elves - Jews
Kill yourself.
>>69861331
Nice
What are Abos?? The australian nigs
>>69867975
Read the books nigger
Late in the thread but here is the correct version, based in part on what Tolkien himself said:
>Hobbits = pre-Norman, Anglo-Saxon English
>Dwarves = Jews
>Elves = Scandinavians/Nordics
>Men = Whites/Europeans
>Easterlings: Asians
>Haradrim: Middle-eastern/North Africans
>Wildmen: Slavic
>Orcs/Goblins: non-whites
>Uruk-hai: African-Americans
>Gondor: Europe
>Rohan: North America
>Minas-Tirith: Vienna or Constantinople
>>69861453
russian jews
>>69870235
That's.... a good question
>>69876190
this
>>69876190
ysht
>>69876190
I always thought of the hobbits as German / Anglo.
Elves are welsh, even their language is based of the welsh language. kek
>>69878314
>anglo
>not germanic
Orcs = Germany
Sauron = Hitler
Morgoth = Every German leader before Merkel
Humans = Slavs
Elves = Anglos and French
Dwarves = Swiss
Dark numerorians = Swedes and SJWs
Southerlings and Easterlings = Immigrants
Ringwraiths = Turks
Minas Morgul = Istanbull
Hobbits = Dutch
>>69867594
Mars?
>>69861298
orcs -> croats
here is proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK8ninAi2z0
>>69878341
Didn't take the elves for being sheep fuckers.
>>69878341
I'm not an Elf you fuck, I'm more of a Dwarf.
>>69878385
>>69862154
You all faggots get that humans are the strongest faction in Middle Earth ?
Ar-Pharazon led his army against Saurons and Saurons army fled from the field.
He led the Golden Armada against Valar and Valinor and only because the God who created everything including the Valar interfered they didn't conquer it, but remain trapped until the Last Battle at which they will fight Morgoth
Also Morgoth ? The person who kills me at the last battle would be Turin Turambar, a human.
A human also saved elves at the end of the first age, Earandil was half human at least.
You faggots naming Slavs men and thinking yourselves superior by being elves or Maia really makes me laugh.
>>69862154
>Elves = Southern Europeans
No.
Kill yourself for thinking this, seriously. How would hairy, noisy, nasty half-negros / half-sandniggers be elves, for fucks sake ?
>>69867594
>>69878410
Ireland actually. Its based off british mythology
>>69861298
>>69878554
>>69878534
>Language based off of welsh
>Excellent archers and the stereotype of welsh archery
>People of Song, just like the welsh were
>>69878991
>>69878454
Croatia is just right in Isengard
Ayy even destiny agrees.
>>69861298
Orcs are niggers
Elves are the french
Dwarves are scots
Halflings are welsh
Humans are english
Fuck off you fucking idiots.
>>69878991
this makes the dwarfs Scandinavian and russian
>>69861298
>Wizards=Stoners
"Old Tobey...best weed in the South Farthing"
>Orc's=Niggers
They will eat each other when hungry
>Goblins=Mudslimes
Swarm the unwary, but run at first sign of trouble
>Dwarves=Jews
Obsessed with gold and cursing anyone who doesn't help them no matter what, even though they would rather everyone else fucked off most of the time
>Men=Anglo's
Always fighting each other and bragging
>Elves=Aryan's
Aloof disdain for the affairs of lesser races. Appreciation for the finer things in life, like good architecture, music and cultural traditions
