Why does it seem like all countries hate their neighbors?
We all hate America.
>>69859856
Because at one point or another, their neighbour was the reigning empire that fucked everyone's shit.
>>69859856
Because you've been here too long.
Their neighbors are not themselves.
Hate gradually increases with distance, starting with your next door neighbour.
Bring up a couple of examples as reference, OP. Not sure what you mean. My hat and I get along relatively well.
Mexicans aren't that bad when you get to know them. Canadians need to be purged though
>>69859995
Kneel, Vassal
>>69859856
I only hate Russia and Sweden.
everybody hates everybody.
>>69860142
>Vassal
>Sucks off Israel
>Literally Israels military farm
kek, they farm you like animals then they ship you off to fight and die for them.
Neighbors are the ones that can fuck with you, someone half a world away can't fuck with you
>>69860107
t. Reddit
>Implying American's don't have mostly GOOD stereotypes about canadians
>>69860570
not me sempai
>>69860570
Sweet Navy
>>69861025
They're still seen as a joke country. Like a parody of America.
>>69860202
Estonia is so irrelevant that it is not worth hating.
>>69859856
well, i for one hate new zealand for two very valid reasons:
1. they have a fucking stupid accent. their I's are E's, and their E's are I's.
2. they're filling Queensland with their filthy bottom-feeding maori scum.
every other fucking week, we hear about another "one-punch" attack, where some drunk cunt punches a poor unsuspecting bugger in the back of the head and he ends up dying in hospital a week later. why is this relevant you ask? well, 9 out of 10 times, its a fucking coconut nigger fresh off the plane from noo zillund, ready to show how much of a fucking monkey he is by belting someone as they leave a bar.
last weekend, one even tried to steal my fucking shoes. he's dressed in hilifger or some expensive shit, and he STILL tries to steal my fucking boots while i'm sitting down fixing my laces.
fucking deal with your own problems, you sheep shagging fucks, don't send your gorillas over here.
I like my neighbors. America keeps us from having to be near filthy, filthy Mexico.
>>69859856
You can only have idealised conceptions of certain peoples if you never encounter them
>>69861847
Its Queensland boyo. Never forget it.
>>69861917
whats your point, limey?
>>69861257
far from hatred though
>>69861959
What's that? You speak ENGLISH?
>>69862065
your smarminess isn't helping the maori incursion, pommy.
Most don't.
There's a difference between rivalrous banter and hatred.
>>69859856
Canada's full of idiots and Mexico is a shithole that's intent on exporting it's shittyness to America.
>>69860093
Switzerland is the exception. Noone hates Switzerland.
>>69861788
Fucking this. I mean 1mil population without army? Really?
>>69862155
I like Australia the most. You turned out better than the rest of them.
>>69861890
Shit Canada..
You don't even know us.
Why so rude?
>>69862347
then join me in the fight to prevent the great coconutting
>>69859856
maple and taco niggers aren't the worst neighbors you could have
>>69860570
whatever helps you sleep at night, province
>>69862463
No, my friend. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>69860570
Don't you have another territory to give up Nigel?
>>69862576
Why are you so upset? The truth hurts doesn't it? Put 2 and 2 together.
>>69862347
Exasperating. America went from a tiny little colonial experiment on the edge of a map and lifted itself up into the single most powerful entity that has ever existed on the face of the earth. And still "dad" likes the loser younger brother that lives in the basement and has never achieved anything apart from a handful of good songs from the 80s and a dead hillbilly that fights crocodiles in the wilderness.
>>69862526
rich that you need conspiracy theories to feel adequate tbqh
>>69863012
Do I detect a hint of jealousy? To be fair, you did have a fuck load of land.
>>69863069
>Conspiracy theories
Poland, Czechia and Hungary are bro tier, Austria is ok too, it they aren't busy being cucks at the moment. Ukraie kinda sucks, but I live on the other side of the country, far from their border, so I don't care.
>>69863134
>muh jewish cabal
>>69862424
Sorry but I have been there and you are really dusty.
>>69863326
>Defending your Jewish overlords
Jesus Christ. You Americans are fucked. Keep fighting the good fight, goy.
>>69863394
Fuck you then. :3
>>69863509
Stay calm mexico, your day will come.
I love Denmark
>>69859856
Never meet your heroes syndrome
>>69859856
Have you ever met a swede in real life?
Russians and finns are cool though 2bh
>>69859856
Sibling rivalry.
>>69863444
>Blimey! That sounded pretty offensive! Authorities have been notified, please deposit 2000ccs of your wife's son's bull's seed to escape jail time
>>69863925
>>69859995
Everyone hated the British when they were on top.
Now you're just and irrelevant 2nd or 3rd tier medium-small sized country and probably can't even hold the UK together for much longer.
>>69864115
>On top
What are you on top of? Tyrone's dick? kek
>>69864003
>America has more ethnic minorities than England!
Wow you sure got me bongposter. The thing is, when I turn off the computer and go to bed I wake up in a country that could completely annihilate you a thousand times over without even mobilizing a single person. Lemme know what you think of the US the next time kebabs explode in your cities :^)
>>69864003
>I wish I were back in Liverpool.
>Liverpool town where I was born.
>Where there ain't no trees or scented breeze, nor fields of waving corn
>But there's lots of girls with peroxide curls, and the black and tan flows free
>There's six to a bed by the old pierhead and it's Liverpool town for me
It's been an industrial shithole harbour for all its relevant existence. I'm surprised people can call themselves white. How can you even tell beneath all those layers of soot, dirt and grime?
>>69863925
>please deposit 2000ccs of your wife's son's bull's seed to escape jail time
kek, i spill my drink all over my computer screen
>>69864003
Our country is large, your country is smaller than my state.
>>69864341
>Muh military
Don't forget who owns you, boyo.
>>69864341
You're so embarrassingly mad that I'm starting to wonder if this is some kind of false flag proxy desu senpai
>>69864472
True. Its amazing how we conquered the world wasn't it? Man, if only one of your states could do that.
>>69864489
It isn't. I'm telling ya, Americans are insecure.
>>69864489
Implying is poor bants form. Too direct and obvious. Try being more subtle next time.
>>69864579
Im pretty neutral on brits. I do know one thing, when that day comes, Americans will have arms, brits will have butter knives.
>>69864479
>Europe has been so worthless for so long that they have completely forgotten violence is a necessary method for maintaining global stability
>Muh NWO
It's okay Nigel you go play outside we'll handle the big boy stuff.
>>69864579
Coming from the guy who literally goes out of his way to shoot down anyone who posts something positive about America.
Competition and or scapegoat for your countries problems.
That's true, but there are some exceptions.
For instance, Argentina and Brazil are bros 4 life.
lebensraum
>>69864759
Big boy stuff like what? Russia? China? Your downfall is coming and you know it. kek, we lost our empire but we landed on our feet. You're fucked altogether when it all comes crashing down.
>>69864770
>Muh big guns
>Muh big military
>Muh big burgers
>>69864851
Under normal circumstances the US and England get along quite nicely. It's just on boards like these there's a circle jerk to be fulfilled.
>>69859856
Centuries of going to war, getting rekt and then rebuilding
>>69864935
Yeah, too bad your only neighbours are Canada and Mexico, which hate your country.
Ocean neighbours are a joke.
>>69864929
>America's gonna die hurr durr.
People have been saying that for an eternity. Supposing America actual does collapse do you really think you won't be affected? The all of the US would be a loss for everyone.
>>69865186
No, we wouldn't be affected. You think america is more important that it really is.
>Tfw Azerbaijan, Turkey, Iran hate us because we are Christian and Georgia hates us because we chose joining Russia instead of them
Why can't we all just get along?
>>69862347
Those words cut deeper then you know.
But we love the Flemish, British and Germans
>>69865293
Yeah because only Americans suffered from the great depression.
>>69859856
Because there isn't a country in europe that's been fucked and has fucked up their neighbours in at least one occasion.
>>69865293
Everyone point and laugh at the bongs who actually think these things
>>69865400
>Thinking the world relies on murica
Just stop, you imbecile. If you disappeared off the fave of the earth nobody would care accept Israel.
>>69865356
You're second. You turned out better than america.
I like my fellow sudacas. Except for bolivia.
>>69865101
We don't hate them. Cross border shopping is the tits.
>>69862576
>the British own land all around the USA
>from Bermuda to the Caribbean to the Pacific, and of course Canada
>Her Majesty's Royal Navy could be deployed right now and the USA would get rekt
>mfw 1776 was a big hoax to make the Americans calm down
>>69865470
>strawmans
I never claimed that the US was the life force of the world, that being said, the US does account for a very large amount of the global trade. A sudden absence of America and the effect on the stock market would be detrimental to all countries that participate in trade with America, and don't try and tell me that the UK doesn't trade with America.
>>69865660
You act as if our economy would collapse. Which couldn't be farther from the truth.
>>69865723
How exactly would America collapse then if it's economy doesn't change?
>>69865820
Whoops. Misread.
this is how most romantic thing about neighbours, serbs and bulgars are bro tier, hungary is one of the three historical enemies, moldova muh clay...ukraine irrelevant but our closer and most loyal neighbour is the black sea
>>69864003
god those arab percentages
enjoy sharia law faggot
>>69865723
I'm not supposing that the UK would collapse either. What I'm trying to say is that the fall of America would not be in the best interest of the UK by any means.
>>69865983
It wouldn't. But nobody would really care.
>>69865293
>>69865956
god those nigger percentages
enjoy Tyrone's cock, faggot.
I think we're blessed with all the neighbours we have
wish we were better neighbours ourselves desu, our government is completely out of control and acting erratically
>>69860093
i dont hate you :3
>>69864003
stop it
>the eternal kraut is your neighbour
>>69866070
>Nobody would care.
Kek. Maybe not you...
>>69864318
>says this while sitting on Abduls lap
>>69866400
>Still on Tyrone's cock
>>69859856
because we live in a holographic universe
every man hates his neighbors
on a bigger scale every country hates its neighbors
on a smaller scale every cell hates neighbor cells
>>69866118
37 million Lazy Jigaboos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> un-determinable numbed of Western hating Jihadist Arabs.
>>69866558
>Lazy
Yeah, rioting sure is lazy. Oh man.
>>69859856
success breeds jealousy
>>69866220
Gib voralberg you habsburger
>>69866118
kek we've had them confined to their ghettos forever and they aren't leaving
mohammeds on the other hand won't rest till every woman is burka'd and every infidel slaughtered
stay mad britbro :^)
>>69867666
>we've had them confined
No, you haven't. Keep trying to distort reality you imbecile. Do you also believe that a cut penis has health advantages?
>>69867746
take chicago for example from your graph
all niggers live in south side where all the violence and crime is black on black
north chicago is fine
lmao brining cut penis argument in out of nowhere trying to save his shrinking ship
pathetic
learn to laugh at yourself cuck
>>69866483
Tyrone here, you know you anglos love dis big black cock. I'll eat your asshole white boi.
>>69866653
Are you implying that walking around and stealing shit from your own neighborhood is ambitious?
God damn anglos are fucking awful.
>>69868730
>butthurt this much
>>69859856
I used to love Canada as a neighbor, considered them honorary Americans even.
That is... until I got on this board
>>69859856
our little brother can handle the bantz unlike america, maybe thats why you have no friends :^)
>>69859856
Well, it starts with power/territorial/whatever conflicts, after some time it becomes a tradition and people don't really remember why they do, they just do.
>>69866675
No. Vorarlberg belongs to us.
>this thread
>>69864003
lol you post this every time like it's a bombshell
the difference is that the US will still be western 200 years from today, UK won't be the UK in half century
>>69863012
bitch please.
America grew up to be the highschool bully that nobody liked but would feign a smile and hope he kept walking. Now he is a 30 year old burn-out, swilling whiskey and getting into fights at the bar on a Tuesday night.
Meanwhile Australia has it's shit together - trophy wife, 6 figure salary and sunday family barbecues.
>>69859856
Most of us don't have problems with hungary and the others on the eastern borders.
(Probably because our culture is almost the same)
>Just had to solve 8 captchas, ffs
Jew Freude called it 'the narcissism of small differences'
Usually you are most similar to neighbors, so you tend to accentuate the things that do differ.
I guess it's comforting in some way.
