If you could be God for one day, what would you change?
>>69858290
The nature of God.
Kill all blacks.
>>69858290
I believe that you already know the answer to your inquiry.
>>69858290
>be God
But that's heresy
>>69858373
Generally curious. It's an essay topic I'm trying to think through.
>>69858290
make myself god forever?
>>69858290
My entire experience is determined by how perceive the environment around me and my actions are based on those perceptions, so technically I am God.
>>69858599
>>69858589
>>69858500
Thank God for God.
>>69858290
I would start by killing the previous one because boy has he sure done a shitty job
>>69858290
I would give women empathy
>>69858290
Make sure heaven and hell exist, and nothing else.
Give Mars Earth-like conditions and make it habitable for humans.
Send all the niggers, Mexicans and Arabs to live there with no way to return unless people from Earth fly there and bring them back to Earth.
India can stay because aside from their uncleanliness, they're actually pretty alright. South America is fine, too.
Send SJWs and feminists to the sun
Put dog shit in all the atheists' fedoras.
Make full immersive virtual reality a thing and give it to everyone on Earth.
Make robot sex bots / waifus a thing and give one to everyone on Earth
Flood Mars with piss and shit before the day ends.
If there is a God there is nothing to change lad.
WE ARE FUCKING GOLDEN ALREADY
>>69858907
Don't forget to put a teakettle into space with a note inside that says "Property of Russell Bertrand"
>>69858290
E V E R Y T H I N G .
I would delete everything I dislike from existence (and by delete, I mean vaporize, destroy, forever, with absolutely no evidence whatever it was I disliked ever existed in the first place, with no way to get it back whatsoever).
I would also make it so that I will forever be the most affluent being in the Universe.
That'd be great....
>>69858290
Roll back to the fifth day and leave it at that/
>>69858290
I would remove 2/3 of the worlds population and the rest would be relegated to the stone age.
In other words, start the fuck over.
>waifubots
>not just giving everyone their ideal waifu
you're a cruel mistress
>>69858290
Turn all the trans people into the gender they wanted to be.
Remove muslims and leftists. If I can't change free will I can do it the plague of frogs way. Purge Africa. Maybe restore some bits of the earth we trashed. Leave some clues so people can achieve better energy and proper space travel
I would evolve dogs to the level of humans them sit back and watch as they demanded reparations for the injustices we've inflicted on them.
Create perfect learning AI and omnicapable robots that can do any task better than human. Programmed to serve humanity and not revolt.
Also make fusion energy widespread
And a universal replicator
We did it you guys!!
inprint the historical rise of shitslam in the head of every leftist and sjw so they finally see the truth
>>69858290
kill all the human and begin again
i dont know why God doesnt do it
>>69858599
>implying you have free will and aren't just a complex chemical reaction
Make America Great Again
make all races equal on the bell curve. Instant world peace. All non-western nations won't be so shitty that they want to come here.
>>69858290
Why do all you faggots think some god would give two shits about you? There are billions and billions more galaxies, stars, and planets for god to play with than this stinky hell hole of a rock.
The length of a day
I would build a wall and make mexico pay for it.
>>69858290
I'd make everyone love each other :)
Also no Islam
>>69861465
daww
Eliminate the semites from ever having existed.
Arabs, Jews, Christianity, Islam, Judaism, middle east wars ... all gone.
>>69858290
I would kill all Muslims, Africans and all Asian people as well.
I would wipe their cities off the earth and remove all their pollution/trash so that nature could reclaim its lost grounds and we would have a generally more healthy Earth where the animals who are threatened now, would thrive.
>>69858290
I'd send everybody to heaven or back to the garden of Eden and be done with this bull shit.
I WOULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, AND THEN RETIRE.
>>69862142
Then would it come back the next day?
>>69858703
Divinely influence the outcome of football games.
>>69858367
Jews first then blacks
make women more intelligent, funny, and attractive
kill all the gays, blacks, jews, mexicans, pretty much anyone not straight white (asians can stay)
remove mosquitos
>>69858290
Make people explore more their polÃtics views ; the best way to destroy left is with education
>>69858290
i would do small things for people who really need it
Draw a huge dick in antartica. Revert the 7-1.
>>69858290
Dogs can speak English.
Cats speak French.
I'd want to warm up with some fun stuff first.
Probably spend all day praying for guidance since I wouldn't know what He'd want me to do with it
>>69858290
Rewind time to 1933 and give Hitler designs for nuclear weapons
Purge everyone on Earth except Nordic Whites with excellent genetics (all women would look as good as Tailor Swift), put all anti-Whites in front of my Godly court for all their sins and send them to hell, the Jews to the deepest point in hell where they suffer for all eternity for their atrocities against the White race, for all their lies and for hindering our progress.
>>69858290
my waifu would be my real wife
or at least i would get a chance to meet her for a day
Deus Vult
I'd kill everyone who wasn't born with a white skin and take women rights away.
>>69870349
>Meeting Emma Watson
Wtf would you want to hang out with an entitled ivy-league educated feminist for a day?
>>69870428
now that's what i call edgy
>>69870233
I like this, even if it meant I'd get vaporized. Good for Earth.
>>69870512
It would solve 99% of the worlds problems though.
>>69858290
I would collapse the universe into a single point so there could finally be some peace and quiet.
>>69870510
kys my man
I kill myself
>>69858290
I would end it all. Existence was a mistake.
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Remove everyone who has a skin shade below Light brown, remove all Muslims, remove all Marxists
everyone in the world excluding me is turned into an anime girl
some have futa dicks, some don't
and then i die, suffocating underneath billions of tons of anime booty as the universe itself implodes and existence ends
>>69858290
establish a permanent god that'll still be around when i run out of time
create heaven/hell/purgatory
basically make christianity real
try to think of a way to prevent heat death, and a way to prevent any sort of apocalyptic situation that could happen to earth (I.E big fucking meteor)
finally get bored and start rule lawyering, make days infinitely long or make myself able to perceive time on a level where the day i've been given is effectively eternity
make anime real
anyone above 20% bodyfat dies the instant they hit that point
make it so cats actually give a shit about people
I'd make anime real
>>69858290
I would change the rule that says I can't walk into a jr. high school and impregnate a bunch of tween sluts in the middle of class.
>>69869247
7 - 1
SEVEN TO ONE
THE COLLECTIVE FOOTBALL TALENT OF THE ENTIRE NATION OF BRAZIL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT WITH SUCH CRUEL FINALITY THAT EVERY SINGLE BRAZILIAN CHILD BORN HENCEFORTH SHEDS A TEAR AND SCREAMS 'SEVEN TO ONE!' AS THEY EXIT THE BIRTH CANAL.
>>69869247
you guys are still upset about that i see
>>69870871
Came here to say this. Also, remove kebab.
>>69871045
I'm pretty sure kebab don't exist in anime world, so it pretty much two birds one stone.
>>69858290
I'd make the world into a machine designed to maximize my reproductive potential as well as that of my descendants.
>>69858290
NO CHANGE, JUST FLOOD. NO FORTY DAYS, 40 YEARS FLOOD.
>>69870971
The birth of the zika virus.
>>69867712
after reading the first two, the third caught me off guard.
>>69870871
>>69858290
Build a spaceship and gtfo this prison planet.
>>69858290
one day ? man we will be galatical super power the other day.
Kikes niggers and muzzies all die and their corpses turn into undiscovered renewable energy that allows unlimited space travel
unmutilate my mortal dick
>>69858290
Give women cognitive thought, empathy, and reason
>>69858290
>>69871269
the only problem is even if people have colorful irises and hair they'd still have all the personality problems they already have
maybe my binge drinking sister would be cuter but she'd still be a drunk ass
also wars would still happen
come to think of it, what would even improve exactly
I would make everyone in the world except romanians brown
WHO S THE GYPPO NOW CUNTS?
>>69871434
It would make everyone x10 times more handsome
>>69871434
I would be beautiful and could do anime things.
intact penises for all men
>>69871430
the amazingatheist is with us ? fuck off
Kill all non whites and revive hitler
>>69858290
send the jews to pluto
>>69858356
Oh my fuck, you're so philosophical.
become giant space monster.
command from the heavens that all Muslims are to relocate to bottom of Mediterranean sea.
the pollution will be worth it, should dispel in 50 years.
command all mankind to advance technology until i come back, spoilers i never do.
>>69858290
If I'm god for a day I can fix literally everything at once m8, that's a really dumb question.
I'd show up in the sky for the whole world to see and say "hello, I am the one true god and I exist. You don't need to partake in some medieval tier rituals every sunday to go to heaven, just try to be a decent fucking human being. Also, telling what you did to a guy in a robe does not absolve you of guilt, you need to fix that shit yourself. They're a bunch of parasitic usurpers anyway, you don't need them"
Then come back and watch the shitstorm.
Do what this guy did
Trap everyone in a dream world where everythings perfect and there is no more suffering
Finally be with my waifu , Neptune
>>69858290
Make everyone get along in a productive capitalistic society
>>69870837
the first three points, 100%
>>69871243
Brazil lost so hard that Nature decided to prevent them making more mistakes.
>>69858290
Imagine, no kebabs.
>>69858290
I don't know if I could handle being Donald Trump for a day.
I'd copy the DNA of a couple of thousand white people. I'd leave Earth and a few light years from Earth I'd create a habitable planet. I'd create a society of white people and I'd give them a holy book written by me.
I'd also hide some technology on the planet and bury some libraries underground in case they don't make much technological progress because there's very little war.
As Earth gets destroyed by dindus, joos and roaches my planet would flourish.
>>69872232
Nice idea, crimson Austria.
>>69858290
Make me and my family rich. Kill all jews, nigger, muslims and 85% of all asians. Alos increase the penis size of all white people by 4 inches
>>69858290
make memes real
>>69872232
You're literally describing Christian Heaven.
Blow up everything and start from zero
No deserts and jungles this time,no niggers
>>69872532
Nah. If you want to use bible as a reference it's more like The Garden of Eden.
Heaven is a completely different thing entirely.
>>69858290
>my gf's sex drive
fucking hormone implant fucking up the fucking
>>69858290
Reduce Black, East Asian, middle Eastern and Hispanic total population to 50 million and return them to their original homes, reove all ugly infrastructure and buildings rendered unnecessary due to population drop, remove everything man made from Africa, replace all modern architecture with Roman Inspired equivalents. Restore all of nature to Roman times except for necessary modern infrastructure. Remove Jews entirely, make Mars habitable, rewrite laws of physics if necessary to make faster than light travel feasible.
>>69872568
>no niggers
Why you hate yourself brazil?
I'd make it so poor people can't have kids until they're in a position to take care of them.
That would solve all our problems in one generation.
>>69858290
I would only left alive white and Japanese people.
Add a bit of magic (exclusive to some people, mostly rightwingers)
completely change the art style
increase the amount of /pol/acks
start the race war
then just sit back and watch it unfold m8
>>69858290
I would end the world, plagues of locusts, seas of burning blood, wolves with the faces of men and the fangs and eyes of spiders hunting people in the streets, the dead rising to walk again. Those who survive 24 hours of that would form the basis of a new society with one exception, all of these things would target non whites first and a decree would go out across the world as a shout that non whites could never enter the sacred city I would create in the final moments of my divinity and could never share in it's technology, which would be the only functioning technology on earth thereafter, I would also alter the rules of physical and biological law so that degeneracy causes cancer..
>>69872892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01DOUwjg87Y
>>69858500
Good luck on your essay.
The only sensible answer is that you would first need to know what you plan to change, how you plan to change it, and what the consequences of changing it are, and that would only be possible if you were God right now.
>>69858290
i would stop god from cooking some of us too much
Connect two parallel universes with two cellphones and give both of them to a pair of high schoolers.
>>69873073
I like your voice. No homo
>>69873073
translate pls
>>69858444
Unless you're mormon
>>69873761
FINDS A WAY
>>69873863
"Gibe moni please b0ss or i reaport u"
>>69874060
I'll find out of you're telling the truth in a few years.
>2016
>not understanding power corrupts human conciousness
>>69872731
Christians believe in a new Earth.
>>69858290
you. i'd delete you from existance for being such a faggot.
>>69874138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18HNsw5YFEk
>>69874199
>corrupts
It just reveals your true colors.
give myself some OP magical shit that would keep working afterwards
like the fisher king house here
Blow up the Earth and kill God. Shouldn't have lent me his powers, that was stupid for an omnipotent being.
Seriously though, I probably wouldn't even look at Earth, if I had god powers I'd go somewhere else, find a nicer planet to live on, but before that spend my day as god exploring the universe.
Seriously you become God and concern yourself with this tiny speck in the universe? That's boring.
Make gestation rates of 3 girls born per every guy born. With the abundance of females that would solve most of the worlds problems.
>>69874635
I am afraid you are quite mistaken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
>>69858290
earse all wars from history
make muhammad never existed in order to make islam vanish
make all people peaceful and kind
the next day I would just wake up in a perfect world
>>69858290
Probably create my own planet and solar system, and then transport all white people there to live on.
>>69858290
separate tubes for eating and breathing, move the fecal and urinary tracks close to the feet and further away from pleasure areas. 'intelligent design' is such bullshit.
>>69874199
Please, I'd only torture and kill half of the human race
The other half would live in bliss
>>69858290
I would destroy all the heresy.
make christians great again
>>69858290
I'd kill off Moloch/Molech and Ba'al.
>>69876459
Faggot
1. Make myself god for as long as I want.
2. Remove all niggers related shit from the world.
3. Make the rest of humanity focus on space exploration and shit
4. If anyone start doing shit: get removed from existence.
5. Enjoy my life on jupiter's moons hotels
I'd make lying, hypocrisy, contradiction and stealing physically painful to do. It'd hurt more based on the magnitude of the sin.
Also all manlets become a base height of 6'2" because nobody should be a manlet.
>>69858290
I would immediately end this fucking trainwreck of a universe. I would be very cautious to decide if I wanted to start another. If I did it would be the polar opposite of this fucking hell.
>>69879505
If you really think about it, wouldn't that just make 6'2" the new manlet?
>>69879823
No, it'd still average and women would still be short.
>>69879868
yeah but women are fickle and irrational creatures obsessed with men as status symbols, they would likely view 6'2" as short and start actively pursuing even taller people, at least from what I've observed of their past behavior
>>69880036
Well they'd be hard pressed since anything past 6'4" is uncommon to rare.
>>69880089
I'm 6'4", should I see about having myself pressed in foil to up my trading value?
>>69858356
trips of truth, tho I'm a christian but I hate this all kind of
you have to stay on earth with the devil and all other creatures which have nothing to lose but can only drag you down.
And you have to wait and believe and accept my rules, or I don't like you anymore and you are doomed
like whats even worse now, the devil or god
Nothing.
>>69880898
he literally says we are little nonmentionable souls BUT he loves us
He made us sin through our birth, and doesn't even show his face
fucked up
Make that bitch English teacher give me an A
>>69871872
That's not the Jews at SEELE
>>69858290
Right my wrongs. I've fucked a lot of shit up. Probably just go back in time to high school and kill myself tbqhf.
The Clintons are implicated with possibly selling off massive amounts of uranium to russia, is there any good way we can spin this to the public to shoot Hillary's boat full of holes? Time will tell, but any ammo is good at this point. http://www.newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/five-questions-about-the-clintons-and-a-uranium-company
>>69884477
fuck wrong thread, I need my coffee.
>>69858290
No jews, blacks or muslims
>>69858290
Nothing, because there is only one God and I'm not him.
>>69884477
>>69884523
i thought that was airtight, and her and bill, along with her private secretary only had to be indicted.
its why the BLM was trying to steal those peoples ranch in oregon, and put them in jail after having served their sentence.
>>69858290
destroy the old God, and then destroy any chance of any other God's existing past present and future, and then destroy myself.
>if I can, give myself the power to remain as God forever
>end cancer and all other diseases
>appear to mankind claiming to be the Christian God, thereby ending Islam
>put nutrients into all matter, ending hunger and preventing people getting fat
>make all food taste amazing
>make people not need to sleep as long or not at all
>make everyone attractive into how I envision it
>give myself a waifu for when I return to earth and immortality just for me and her
>give myself wicked guitar skills
>give everyone motivation and drive to achieve
>endorse Trump and Farage as president and prime minister as God
>give people the ability to control pain
>finally, give myself a nice house and 10 million in my bank account
>>69887949
>having materialistic desires like money after becoming a god
>>69888126
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>>69858907
>India can stay because aside from their uncleanliness, they're actually pretty alright.
Pajeet go home
But we already are, anon.
>>69888126
>wishing this hard for a loo to poo
>>69882863
You don't need to be a god to do most of what you say.
>>69859857
2/3=3 billion left.
Stone age would not sustain that, you need to kill more or they will starve to death.
>>69860354
we already have widespread fusion energy you fucking heretic. Worship thy sun and forever bathe in his magnificence.
Give all Jews complete amnesia, particularly regarding their history, mythologies and identity and remove all records and memories in all people of their existence, necessitating their complete retraining of everything.
>>69858290
inspire the germans to take up national pride once again.
the rest of the earth will follow.
a good god manipulates from the shadows and lets his children overcome their challanges through their own strength.
>>69858290
Kill all male nonwhites. Women will assimilate. Also a giant fuckfest for my brethren.
>>69858290
Make Mars habitable and move only whites there.
Might tinker with genetic code and allow white bodies to use chlorowhatthefuckiszm to eat like plants.
Hybrid that shit yo.
Then dictate a much better book.
>>69858290
Judgment day for everyone would be televised in a Judge Judy type of format and all defendants would NOT be assigned a Jew lawyer...sorry faggots, niggers, and politicians.....Hilliary Clinton's episode would be classic !
>>69858290
remove non whites
remove mosquitoes
remove houseflies
put a 5 MPH speed limit on wind
>>69858290
Romney got elected.
>>69871176
DUNGEON FORTY YEARS DUNGEON
>>69858290
My birth gender to female
All homosexual men are now hetero
Women cannot cover their midriff under law
Fat people are forced on diets
All women are now at least 6/10 attractive
Idk man, it's just dumb shit you know
Detroit would become the new Hell and when found guilty of being a nigger while breathing, you will be sent to Detroit. You may given redemption only for achieving a death by natural causes....OD from heroin, drive by death or AIDS gets you sent back to Detroit to pray for a natural death that will nevar come.
as a bonus you come back to Detroit as a white devil which will suck especially if you were originally a nigger...
>>69858290
As God, I would stop WW1 from ever happening. Thus preventing the slow, bitter death of the west.
>>69858290
I'd just probably kill us all
Destroy every continent for South America.
I'd wipe out everyone on the planet except me and Scarlet Johanssen. Then I'd start a whole new race of big-tittied women and redpilled men.
>>69892116
>Scarlet Johanssen
>Redpilled
Most of your children would be feminists you cuck.
>>69891859
This won't backfire for sure.
>>69892189
No worries mate, I'm redpilled enough for both of us.
>>69892505
>Scarlet Johanssen
>Not being a feminist after the end of the world
Also how would she breed with a fat neckbeared pimple-scarred small-penis /pol/ack?
Bring back god
>>69892505
>>69858290
Free redpills for all
I would change our endomembrane system a bit so it adaps to stimulant substances slower and make meth great again.
>>69892660
Well let me ask you this - would it even matter if she was a feminist? It would just be me and her. I'm 99% sure I could kick her ass if necessary, so you know, it would be back to the old school - women relying on men because they're weak and we aren't.
Also, I'm not fat, but even if I was, hey - as the only man on Earth, I feel 60% sure I could get laid.
>>69858290
Remove even marginally radicalized people from every religion from earth.
There's no reason not to play nice just because your imaginary friend looks different than mine.
Also simply erase sjw ideology and revert morals back to how they were just 10 short years ago.
>>69858290
become meguca
>>69858290
End the ride.
>>69858356
If you were God you'd understand why it's the nature of God.
