>“The patriarchy hates being laughed at!” exclaims Nokes, a former music editor at Seattle alternative weekly The Stranger.
>Ironic and often comical, the new girl power is dipped in glitter, with a nod toward revolution, lol-style. Reclaiming language historically used against women, these self-proclaimed “weird girls” and “cool sluts” are calling out the sad dudes, tech bros, catcallers, yuppie moms, sorority girls and mansplainers of the world with equal parts furious fervor and spit-your-drink-out hilarity.
>At a recent all-ages gig in a sushi bar on Vashon Island, Chastity Belt took the stage — wearing Hawaiian shirts, crop tops and Converses — as Shapiro crooned, “We’re just a couple of sluts going out on the town, fooling around,” from “Cool Slut,” off the band’s newest LP, “Time to Go Home.”
/pol/ BTFO!
One of these feminist punk losers got hired at my work, she was 40 and slept on the floor at her "baby daddy's" apartment. She was soon fired for theft
>>69843940
Good for them!
>>69844348
Seems about right, or they live off their real father's money.
The Rrrrioooot girl shit, and feminist punk is ridiculous.
>>69843940
>Punk
As long as it's not metal, especially not black metal, I really couldn't give a fuck.
>>69843940
>the patriarchy hates being laughed at
There's a reason laughinggirls.jpg is so popular.
>>69843940
>Seattle
I want to die. This used to be a quaint little West coast city, why do all the libtards come here and shit it up?
>>69846421
are you kidding me? i dont believe you have ever been to seattle
>>69845781
Actually the first wave stuff wasn't bad, kind of had a point in the waning days of hair metal and at the beginning of grunge music. But there's no need for this copycat shit now. Like literally, what are they railing against? None of those people listed are oppressing them. Nobody is.
whatever happened to real rock and roll
>le wrong generation
>>69843940
>calling out the sad dudes
How dare you be sad and male.
>>69843940
>Shapiro
>>69846619
Hipsters and PC fags
>tfw just applied to a job in Seattle
Well fuck me I hope my resume goes in the trash.
>tech bros
WTF do they have against IT guys. We fucking fix your computers and hook up your projectiors
>>69846619
Thank you based straya bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IOUpUmhL0
>>69843940
>that fucking cuck in the background meekly looking away from the camera
>>69843940
I didn't realize being retarded was a style nowadays.
>>69843940
>laughing at the Patriarchy
>Patriarchy's laughing at you far harder
>tfw your sister is living it up in Chicago on your mother's pocket book 'fighting the patriarchy'
>tfw mom's cutting off her money in three months
>tfw she's probably going to move back in but I've rented out her old room
Something tells me she's going to be mad.
>>69846953
now compare that to this pussy shit milennial garbage these faggots put out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB2oPAZzAsI
even musics getting cucked
>>69847017
That webm isn't even as gay as he is
>>69843940
Why would you shit on sad dudes?
>>69846421
libtards have infested Seattle for a long time
Try laughing at the feminists.
They LOVE that!
I went to UDub for a year, the only punks I saw were homeless and I'm not exaggerating. Given I didn't venture too often to Capitol Hill.
There were a lot of sluts though. Worst was when I met a girl off tinder who kept making a big deal about how she must seem like SUCH a slut, because she's coming to my apartment for the first time meeting me, and how she's NOT a slut and just wants to hang out. Being a fool I fapped one out before she came over. Game of Thrones season premiere couldn't load and she straddles me 15 minutes into trouble-shooting. And "trouble-shooting" was very much the theme of the evening...
Why do american females look 10 years older than they actually are?
>>69847981
Ave rats? Lots of them actually come from decent middle class homes and their parents want to help them, selfish little fucks.
>>69847148
This.
I'm sure "the Patriarchy" is shivering in their boots
>>69847202
>that starter pack
This was literally the starter pack from one of my neighbors near Philly (i'm from PA, just vacationing in MEX).
Let me share with /pol/ a person tumblrina BTFO story
>Working summer camp at a college
>huge tumblrina-tier girl takes a liking to me, starts showing up at the bars my friends and I go to unwind after work
>oh wow anon haha what a coincidence ;)
>She's one of these girls that weighs a hundred thousand pounds but swears she's a supermodel. Wants to be a piano rose (sexy girl in a gown that sings on top of pianos at bars) if being an international peacemaker doesn't work out
>Has tattoo of the world on her back, a full on Mercator projection
>I have a loyal gf, I'm getting pissed this landwhale is trying to steal me or something. She's a terrible person inside and out
>Have based black Brooklyn friend
>A few nights of her trying to get me drunk, I drank her money because fuck her and it was funny
>Finally had enough
>Tell her I'm happily involved in a closed relationship
>She says she bets she can please me more because she's twice the woman
>She's wearing a low cut, high-riding turquoise dress
>Based blackbro chimes in
>Twice the woman, sheeit comin in here with that tattoo and dress, bitch you be lookin like da whole ocean
>Bar explodes in laughter
>Never see her again. She moves to brooklyn and posts embarrassing shitty poetry all day, still waiting for the UN to call her back.
>>69843940
wha the hell is rob zombie doing in that picter?
>Seattle
Into the trash
>>69843940
>Vashion Island
Rich kid sluts playing music for their rich kid friends
I used to love taking the ferry into Seattle. It's a shame it's so fucked politically.
music isn't part of their lifestyle though
>>69843940
disgusting
>>69843940
>>69844348
What a great way to go through life
kek
women are retarded and literally should not have self determinism
I saw this article in the Seattle Times. I feel a little pity toward them but mostly feel bad for all of the young people they may influence.
>>69848282
>bitch you be lookin like the whole ocean
>>69843940
>all-ages gig in a sushi bar
Wow sounds huge
What's wrong with being a "sad dude"?
>>69846583
In their mind they are.
They are railing against their own nations, history, tradition and race, while Soros is rubbing his hands and throwing them a bone now and then.
>>69843940
>sad dudes
>tech bros
What is wrong with that?
>>69849187
thats the first ive heard that term, prolly think guys are to priveleged to be bummed out.
>>69847999
Good fucking question.
>>69848282
Socially acceptable blacked moment
What do they have against sad dudes?
I-I just wanna be left alone to listen to Duster
>>69843940
I was stationed in Washington and Seattle is the biggest cesspool of faggot methheads and shitty liberals in the Pacific Northwest. Anything coming out of Seattle can be discarded
>>69847999
>>69849590
Because they have shitty diets, get little to no sleep (it's "cool" to not sleep), and cake on a bunch of shitty makeup with weird chemicals
It's no wonder they end up looking 28 by the time they're 18
>>69848282
>shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet bitch you lookin like da whole ocean
do me a favor and buy your black friend a nice pint
>>69843940
I love weird girls, why can't I be in Seattle, WHY
liberals are way more fun to be around by the way, conservatives are fucking downers and simply are nowhere near as interesting
>>69848495
Anon, rich people pushing other rich peoples music with money poor people dont have.....
Eh fuck it you'll probably hear and love the song on the radio
>>69843940
That whole scene sucks. No anger, just whining about lesbian breakups.
The real punk scene right now is in Europe, esp France and Spain mainly street/skinhead punk (not racist) but they still are writing anti-rapefugee nationalist songs like Lion's Law https://youtu.be/z5g1PPG4GTU
Let me tell you about this cancer
Let me tell you about those scums
When the night falls on the neighboorhood
you'd better watch out for your sons
Let me tell you how they act
if they see your wife alone
The rapists are waiting to attack
you gotta take back the control
KNOCK EM OUT KICK EM OUT
>>69848282
Black people from NY don't say "you be lookin like"
More like: "Yo dead ass this fat bitch looks like the ocean son"
- Actual NY nigga living in Cucknada
(from crown heights, brooklyn)
>>69848282
good story anon 10/10. I didn't know those land whales could physically leave their computer
Pic unrelated
>>69851790
Blackbro's from Crown Heights too lmao
