How does it feel to live on a joke island britbongs?
>>69825529
Why don't they confiscate their teeth while weapon sweeping?
For all the insecure British hate for the US founded on inferiority complex, every Brit I know who has visited the US has loved it. They all cannot wait to come back. They describe our country as being truly free. They've lived under their benign police state for so long they've forgotten the taste of freedom.
>>69825529
just put us out of our misery
>>69827802
That's just sad. The UK really is Oceania now isn't it?
>>69825529
> When amerifats don't understand these "weapon sweeps" target niggers and chavs only
it feels almost like i'm stuck on a horrific nightmare prison island
oh wait
>>69826738
I was going to suggest their knobs as well but it seems they got rid of those a while ago.
>>69828623
Brexit would be a start. Hope you can break way from the rest of the cucked continent.
>>69828623
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
>>69825529
Feels pretty good
>>69825529
oh god here we go again. it's like fucking groundhog day in here
oh well i'll join in for a few minutes
have you paid for your kitten licence my burger munching friend?
>>69828680
> niggers and chavs only
Are you implying there is anyone else?
>>69828908
UH OH AN UNLICENSED KITTY CAT
>>69826738
They fall out anyway if they try to bite someone
>>69828680
Really working out there for you isn't it?
Are you brits allowed to carry anything at all for self-defense? In Sweden, it's illegal to carry anything of the intended use is self-defense. The police can even confiscate your car keys or home keys.
>>69828964
>>69828908
>>69828964
SIR DO YOU HAVE ANY UNLICENSED PUPPIES IN YOUR VEHICLE
>>69828796
Tfw the government mandated chastity cage is too tight
>>69829087
i mean you know how dangerous american cats can be
jeesus, great shitstain, 1984 was a warning, not an instruction manual.
>>69829171
BAN ASSAULT KITTENS
>>69828908
Disgusting. Doesn't surprise me coming from a liberal nigger city though.
>>69825529
With that stick I can kill you in 7 (seven) different ways, fagget. Don't provoke me.
>>69828908
>mfw all northern states went full retard with laws and regulations
>mfw I live in florida
>>69829230
>he thinks that's the only place that has them
LOOK OUT IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
>>69828680
They're taking the problem by the wrong end.
If they confiscated niggers and chavs, leaving the sticks and other butter-knives alone the problem would have been long solved.
>>69825529
That's called a toothpick
>>69829245
Good luck.
WAIT A TICK
BIN THAT STICK
>>69829333
NNNN IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
>>69829331
>Florida
OH MY GOD
SAVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR VIOLENT KITTENS
>>69829226
every american in this thread
>>69825529
it can be used as a weapon. It's also evidence.
Even fist can be the strongest weapons. Are they going to remove hands from every brit now?
>>69829444
CANADA PLEASE HELP
HAND OVER THE FORESKINS OR I WILL PUT YOU DOWN
>>69829333
>Actually thinking this shit happens outside of liberal hellholes and is indicative of the whole US
The U.K. is becoming a complete totalitarian police state. They hardly even have free speech there anymore, you can actually face criminal charges for a stupid tweet. You can't say shit there. It's fucking horrorfying to think this can happen in a modern western country
>>69829611
it's a good thing Canada has this tough legislation regarding DANGEROUS ATTACK KITTENS
>>69829652
still happening in your 3rd world nation, nigger.
>SIR, IT IS A CRIME TO BE IN POSSESSION OF CHOCOLATE OVOIDS
>I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EXECUTE YOU RIGHT NOW
>YOU HAVE INSURANCE, RIGHT?
>>69829652
>muh no true american
yeah cos there aren't stupid rules and regulations all over the fucking US matey
worst testudo formation ever.
>>69829729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z35bbBBwQHQ
The beginning of this video is sobering in that regard.
>>69829729
>You can't say shit there. It's fucking horrorfying to think this can happen in a modern western country
hey don't point your finger at us matey
HEY I SAID DON'T POINT THAT DANGEROUS FINGER
OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP
>>69829379
hahaha
if I was in power I would do just that.
SIR, WAS THAT THE FRESH PRINCE THEME I HEAR BLASTING FROM YOUR STEREO?
THAT'S IT LAWBREAKER, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN.
TWO TO THE HEAD, ONE TO THE CHEST.
PLUS TIP.
OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN UNLICENSED FLASHLIGHT AT THE CORNER OF FORTH AND MAIN
CENTRAL DO YOU COPY
>>69829055
You can carry knives but they gotta be folding and the blade less than 3 inches long. If the cops really take you to court just get your lawyer to say something like you have only used it to cut branches in woods (like i did)
>Two Brits in this thread that can only defend their shit hole of a nation with cherry picking from individual states in the US and banter
>mfw
>>69830265
Isn't that exactly what started this thread?
britbongs on full shill what a surprise
>>69830265
>if i greentext then it looks like i'm not upset
nice try spic
>>69830331
murrikuks on full nigger loving what a surprise
>>69830301
Um, no?
It is however what made it take off.
>>69830200
This is some authoritarianism shit right here you bongs have lost your minds.
>>69830265
>from individual states in the US
yeah yeah we hear that every fucking time some numpty starts a thread like this
>oh they are liberals there not like here
>their state is different somehow
>my special secret corner of the US is the REAL TRUE america nothing like that would ever happen here
you sound like you've had concussion from heading a DANGEROUS ATTACK BALL
>>69830523
>murrikuk
>banter
more like fried batter for you lebron
>>69830452
>If I keep deflecting and bantering on the US it will uncuck my own country.
>>69829379
I'm sure leaving those sand niggers with their bombs solved the problem?
>>69830722
>calls me cuck
>while he elects a kenyan for the second time
W E W N I G
FIFTY
SEVEN
PERCENT
>>69830526
implying authoritarianism isnt the only true way to prosper as a species
>>69825529
They truly are a meme on the world stage
No power but for some reason they are treated as a world power
>>69827802
"They" don't. I've been and it was disgusting. Your food is shit tier. Fat cunts everywhere. Every service worker expects tips for doing their fucking job. You can't drive for shit. There's no such thing as an inside voice over there. And for a state that's so free yet can't handle a bit of free speech is fucking hilarious. Employers own your data and sell it off. One of your useless states it's illegal to collect rain water and grow your own vegetables. Free? Fuck off with freedom. I suppose you'll sue me now.
>>69830745
My point is, get rid of the troublemakers, not their gardening tools.
>>69830331
>joking around on the internet is now "full shill"
why are americans always so painfully humourless when it comes to criticising america?
it's almost like they learn it from an early age. like their education system is fucked up or something.
>>69829226
Damn, we really broke you
>>69830962
obese retard non-white parents give birth to obese retard non-white children.
>>69830936
this from a resident of a country that banned a protest against the people who blew up their fucking airport
>>69830933
>Every service worker expects tips for doing their fucking job
This tbqh. Its a custom that comes from the depression era and it needs to fucking end.
Service work in restaurants is one of the only jobs exempt from minimum wage laws. It's fucking ridiculous.
>>69830933
Dont piss your panties nigel
itt: spooners from spoonyland spoon 4chan
>>69829991
wow
just wow
how the mighty have fallen, im going to fucking cry
>>69828982
" so yeah I just behaded some guy, but let me explain it, this is completely fine because, you see, I believe in islam, so yeah."
>logically trying to justify beheading some guy for no reason while being a nigger.
Also wtf is wrong with the captchas they just keep getting more and more annoying fuck this shit
>>69831078
mate the only thing you could break is a sweat, while walking up a flight of stairs
>it only takes 19 brown people to destroy america
>>69831365
captchas are a pain in the ass for sure.
>>69831437
>or two rice niggers
they may not have guns, but by god they have bants
>>69831437
I genuinely chuckled at that.
>>69830962
>never heard of common core
>i think the answer is 1, parentheses first and then left to right because an integer in parentheses next to anything is just a glorified multiplication sign
>got an 800 on SAT math
my head hurts i need to lie down
>>69825529
Tell us something new
>69826481
>69826481
>69826481
>>69831562
What is funny is that the two guy posting in here you know have a bants folder specifically for this occasion. Their pictures are even numbered.
>>69830962
common core is correct
20/5(2*2) evaluates, depth first, to:
20/5*(2*2)
4*(2*2)
4*4
16
>>69825529
>He doesn't know about the Quarterstaff masters
>>69831437
>19 brown people
>Ignoring the countless jews, Iranians, and SA fat fucks that busted their ass to make it happen
Stay buttblasted Ahmed
>>69831426
Speaking of sweat, you should really calm down
Doesnt it embarrass you, to rage at an anime image board?
>>69831696
bongs man, bongs
>>69830913
Yes disarm every bongcuck to allow achmeds to slaughter you without trouble.
>>69831107
>be american schoolkid
>school shooter enters school for 20th time this year
>shooter goes from class to class shooting kids
>lucky i have my ASSAULT BEANS
>throw beans at shooter
>miss
>shooter shoots me
>applaud anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oXNrfswYH0
Average Brit
>mfw in bongland "tree trimming" is called "manufacture of deadly weapons with terrorist intent"
Is "what about the US" the only thing britbongs can say in response to criticism?
>>69831828
>HAHA LOOK AT ME I AM SO REASONABLE AND CALM
>HAHA YOU ARE RAGING
>somehow i know this despite you just posting words and pictures
jesus fuck you stupid mexican
>>69825529
this is why you need sensible stick-control laws, bongladesh
*tsk* *tsk* baka desu senpai
>>69825529
Every day I hope to wake up from a nightmare where Orwell's worst thoughts are but a dream and the terms he coined only a story of sci-fi.
Every day I hope to wake up from a nightmare where the fear of philosophers past be an unknown dread told only in legends.
But I never do.
>>69830962
its called brainwashing.
standing up and pledging allegiance to a flag every day is going to fuck their heads up and give them a false sense of patriotism
>>69830611
have you read into the science of that shit? of course not, you just want to meme.
oddly enough the worst concussions come from soccer because there is no head protection and the rules forbid physical contact so no one defends themselves
and oddly enough there are way less concussions in rugby because the players know they aren't wearing a helmet and defend themselves accordingly
>>69832081
Have muslim child sex slavery gangs been facilitated by local government, media and police in the US? No wait, that was the UK wasn't it?
Obama is a nigger, Cameron is an uncompromisingly in-bred aristocratic literal pig-fucker and homosexual pedophile. What's worse?
The whole world is quite rightly enjoying Britain's death-throws immensely. How sad for humanity the worst country on Earth ever existed in the first place.
>>69832045
ok now we're on the youtube links
jolly good
average americans
https://youtu.be/OY9-p6Z5dW8
>>69832277
All countries have got their problems, but even sweden isn't so cucked and self-hating as to allow multiple rotherhams.
>>69832336
Leave them alone senpai, they're already on the verge of tears
>>69832277
Your people are such pussies that none of the Rotherham slavers have been killed by a vigilante yet. What kind of dad can find out his daughter has been systematically raped and extorted, and not act? These men deserved to be burned alive, but your pussy citizens will gladly pay 25k a year to put them up in cushy prison cells.
Your country dooms itself.
>>69832277
>Have muslim child sex slavery gangs been facilitated by local government, media and police in the US?
dunno. but the federal government seem to be ok with it
>>69829993
LOLOLOLOLOL BING A BOMB NEXT TIME, COOL CLOCK AHMED.
>>69832086
if i want a reasoned grown up argument i'll go to somewhere other than 4chan you great supine invertebrate jelly
>>69830933
>>69832323
Can't argue with that mate. The vine marathons of cf are spine chilling.
>>69832454
>allow
remember when you allowed 35,000 black on white rapes a year?!
>>69832532
Two men tried to save their daughters and the cops arrested them. Any other country that those assholes would in prison already.
>>69832559
what did you expect from a muslim ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUgNg7aD8M
WEW LAD
Now i feel safe and sound
>>69832695
>But instead I am here on /pol/ swimming with the supine invertebrate jelly because...........
>>69832559
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SOME WRETCHED AFGHAN KIDS YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT????
OUR CHILDREN WERE TURNED INTO SEX SLAVES AND THE POLICE DIDN'T IGNORE IT, THEY FUCKING HELPED THE PAKI GANGS DOING IT!
FUCK EVERYONE ON FAGGOT ISLAND!
>>69832695
This is banter, right? It's very impressive. I take back everything I said about you sandnigger cum dumpsters.
>>69831753
>>69830962
Surely this should then be written as:
(20/5)(2*2), how else would polynomial equations with more stages be written, with this system introduced by the 6 gorillion to keep the kikes on top
>>69830962
actually common core is right in this case
>>69825529
this needs to be shopped into a giant double ended dildo. i've said this before and I'm going to keep saying it until it happens
>>69832579
a dangerous piece of paper is all that is required
>>69832743
If niggers were systemically raping thousands of little white girls with help from the government, police and media then there would be blood in the streets.
>>69828908
>Baltimore
>American city
Pick one Nigel
>>69832865
....it's fun for five minutes
gets boring pretty quick tho
>>69833041
He didn't have his paper gun permit.
>>69825529
Brits are the worst. They're almost as bad as Canadians. I wish I could filter flags desu senpai. >>69833140
You're not fooling anyone, Nigel.
>>69832890
A Brit who actually recognizes the problems of his country (and others) rather than banting in its defense.
ty.
THEY STOLE THE NIGGAS SHOE
>>69825529
Disarmed populations = early stage totalitarianism
>>69832794
I know its shocking, its almost like it was so shocking it made international news and we told you about it or something
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11061849/Rotherham-police-officer-charged-with-child-sex-offence.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3013336/42-different-Rotherham-police-officers-investigated-child-sex-abuse-scandal-probe-IPCC-reveals-received-100-allegations.html
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2016-02-24/ipcc-investigation-over-rotherham-child-sex-abuse/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3463517/Police-took-Rotherham-child-sex-abuse-ignored-pleas-victims-claimed-IPCC-watchdog-says-probing-194-complaints-scandal.html
>>69833290
foot coverage permit was expired
>>69832081
Actually due to council laws in London, I have to alert my council when I prune my garden.
>>69833140
Its been well over 5 minutes Nigel. Your first post was nearly one hour ago.
>>69832794
if you say so anon
>>69825529
>a joke island
It's quite comfy. The weather is shit though. And I own 2 shotguns. Legally.
>>69825529
>>69831202
Please quote me on where I said my country was doing the right thing.
Please, do.
Please.
>>69833489
even our pets get freedoms
>>69831502
>>69831437
Yuk it up all you want, Farthington. Our great nation is busy electing Trump, while your shitty island wasted your chance to elect Farage.
Tbh I hope there is a huge terror attack in London before the election, on a scale like 9/11, further proving Trump's point.
>>69833290
>Fatty Britbong police couldn't even catch one nignog who was missing a shoe
top pop
>>69833426
Holy fucking shit. I need a minute.
I can set off illegal fireworks in my back yard which is in a medium density residential neighborhood and then there are people living like this?
Fuck.
>>69833321
Said the anon with a prime minister who is doing a nude photo shoot for a gay magazine.
You're talking as if Canadians are walking round open carry.
Pic related, we have guns too.
>>69833370
After 16 years, nigel. And yet the victims say the pedos are still grooming and raping children. And you've had 20-30 more cases of systemic child sex abuse.
You forgot to post the link of the councilers involved being charged and convicted.
One link says 54 police officers were accused. Other link says 1 charged. Good job! Within 20 years perhaps you'll manage to charge another 5 or so.
>>69833489
Why would you use a pie chart for that data you absolute retard?
>>69833273
Most of us recognise it, but we just get rather annoyed at all these 'haha look at the UK threads' when we're not even that cucked.
Actually, thinking about it now, I'm rather flattered all of you care about us that much. It gives me strength and hope to know the whole world is with us and supporting in every attempt to save ourselves and the world. It also makes me realise the gravity of Britain's importance in all this, as well as it's relevancy in the hearts of the world.
>>69833678
>those nails
Top kek, 8/10
>>69833746
You're just a warning for what's to come. We'll disarm, get raped by niggers, and exterminated from own our country.
>>69833489
Actually, there was that one guy who got stabbed in the tube, but I don't know if he died.
>>69833470
Both those niggers and that nigger judge should be imprisoned. And still they didn't systemically rape young girls with government protect.
I think I finally get why you people are so fucking in love with sandniggers, cause those inbred pedo worshipping goatfuckers have 20 IQ points of the average bong.
>>69832336
anon, these people are on our side
>>69831278
>Service work in restaurants is one of the only jobs exempt from minimum wage laws. It's fucking ridiculous.
Don't fucking lie.
Most states west of the Mississippi enforce minimum wage no matter what (The one exception being farm work).
>>69833685
>after 16 years
yes, its almost as if there was a criminal element within the police force at Rotherham or something, try reading the links dummy!
Of course you wouldn't know anything about state institutionalised paedophilia or anything because your media sweet it all under the rug, like the 35,000 black on white rapes every year you don't seem to mind.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2922773/Newly-released-flight-logs-reveal-time-trips-Bill-Clinton-Harvard-law-professor-Alan-Dershowitz-took-pedophile-Jeffrey-Epstein-s-Lolita-Express-private-jet-anonymous-women.html
>>69833831
You think we're the warning, really? Out of all the countries that are being cucked, you think we're the most cucked? Not Germany? Not Sweden?
>>69833956
Was it the BNP that started talking about muslim rape gangs and had several of its members arrested?
>>69833905
Well then I guess I am speaking east of the Mississippi (where I live). Service workers at say a place like Sonic here only can make like $2.50 or something an hour and have to depend on tips for the rest.
Same thing is true for bartenders in New York. They can't make minimum wage. That's why they all want tips.
>>69833964
Germany is just one step beyond you, and Sweden is one step beyond that. The step after that is Saudi Arabia.
>>69833956
Please show how US local govt., media and police aided and abetted black on white rape or STFU forever you disgraceful Britbeast maggot.
>>69834412
Oh, now it makes sense.
>>69833489
>shot by their own dogs
Fucking what? How the fuck can a dog shoot a gun?
My dog is totally stupid, but she is friendly. She certainly can't handle firearms.
She likes cats and water. Seriously she loves cats.
>>69833081
But they are doing just that.
>>69833489
ULTIMATE PROOF THAT CATS ARE SUPERIOR!
>>69834686
So, when a father tries to stop his daughter from being gangraped by niggers, the police arrest him? Link me the story, please.
>>69834686
Are you kidding? We execute niggers for that kind of shit.
>>69825529
>A FUCKING STICK
Can this please become a new meme for bongs?
>>69834814
You can find it in this thread along with everything else we reveal to you and our media do, you're welcome
>>69816593
Now when will your media do a piece on the Lolita Express Bill Clinton dodgy goings on?
>>69828938
>Latvia
A chav in your country would be considered rich, irrelevantnigger.
>>69834944
you must be incredibly new
weapons sweep posts are posted multiple times an hour.
>>69834944
That's actually what I was hoping for :^)
Help make it happen.
>>69835114
But you never hear A FUCKING STICK
>>69835042
That's from rotherham, you retard. The guy I responded to said it happened in the US.
>>69825529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHYGgOXww48
>>69829805
>per illegal Kinder egg
>it's an Americans can't handle the banter yet again episode
>>69827802
Did 3 years in Houston, left, would not go back
Total shit, no culture, nothing but strip malls and ridiculous motorway junctions. The IRS was more intrusive than anything I've experienced in the UK and trying to explain to the thick cunts in Texas why the jury duty notice was probably misplaced was like kafka meets lenny from Of Mice and Men.
On the plus side I kept the Texas driving license, used that + a comedy cowboy accent to get out of speeding tickets for at least a decade afterwards back here.
>>69825529
That's a spear. There's some niggertry afoot.
>>69835114
I mean something similar to A FUCKING LEAF as in it gets posted whenever a bong posts.
What are gun laws like over there?
>>69835689
easy enough to get a shotgun license
but nobody bothers because no nigs to shoot
>>69825529
>>69834658
Even our dogs are smarter here.
We train them for hunting while they're just a puppy, and this includes proper firearm handling.
Those six dogs where just defending themselves from abusive owners.
>>69835658
GREAT BRITANNIA
>>69828680
> dont worry goy, were only disarming the undesirables.
How long till they start targeting the rest of you cucks?
>>69835910
>Denmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4EbZarhhIY
>>69827802
this
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/04/29-somali-muslim-gang-members-indicted-for-kidnapping-raping-and-selling-underage-girls/
Remember the media outrage, the far right groups protesting on your streets and the constant posts on 4chan about this?!
Me neither.
http://www.wnd.com/2015/05/in-u-s-just-9-days-refugee-tries-to-rape-woman/
http://www.newsfoxes.com/2016/01/urgent-islamic-rape-gangs-have-emerged-in-america-starting-with-this-state/#
>>69825529
>>69836822
Is that a butter knife?
>>69832104
U R ANGRY
>>69836953
Even better, it's a PLASTIC butter knife
In recent years, probes into police departments in the U.S. have yielded similar results.
In one of the most glaring, a November 2014 report looking into the New Orleans Police Department found officers charged with investigating sex crimes failed to pursue 86 percent of reported cases.
Prepared by the city’s inspector general, Edouard R. Quatrevaux, the report found that 840 of 1,290 reported sex crime cases where shelved by New Orleans police detectives from 2011 to 2013.
The report also found that of the 450 cases that were investigated, no documentation outside of an initial report was found for 271 of them. The report describes how victims’ charges of sexual assault were ignored, referrals from medical personnel were dismissed, and evidence was not processed.
In some cases, the detective would mark down in a report that evidence had been sent to the state laboratory, though no records could be found that the laboratory received anything.
In one case, a two-year-old was brought to the emergency room on suspicion of having been the victim of a sexual assault and was found to have a sexually transmitted disease. Investigators did no follow-up and closed the case.
In another, a nurse collected DNA evidence from a victim in a rape kit, but the detective apparently never submitted the kit for testing. In a log book, the detective explained that the kit was never submitted “because the sex was consensual.” That same detective, the report said, told at least three different people that he “did not believe that simple rape should be a crime.”
The findings are not new to the New Orleans police force. In 2010 and 2011, the Department of Justice found that the department routinely discouraged sexual assault victims from pursuing prosecution and that reclassifying rapes as miscellaneous charges was so common that it had the effect of “shutting down investigations for a significant proportion of possible sex crimes.”
Inspector General Quatrevaux said at the time that the report arose from a random audit of police cases that his office conducted earlier that year, which found that rape was routinely classified as another, lesser crime by the department and that detectives had even backdated reports to make it appear that they had performed necessary work.
The report primarily focused on five detectives within the special victims section; there are typically 16 detectives in the section, with eight or nine dedicated to investigating sex crimes. Record-keeping was so meager in a large majority of their cases that “no evaluation of their police work was possible.”
Out of 119 cases that were assigned to one of the detectives, only 17 were found to have any records beyond an initial report. Another detective was assigned 40 cases and produced supplementary reports in only six of them.
New Orleans Police Superintendent Michael S. Harrison said the unidentified detectives in the report were transferred from the special victims section, as were some of their supervisors.
The Police Department’s Public Integrity Bureau, which worked with the inspector general’s office in preparing the report, is still investigating the detectives, who could potentially face criminal charges. The department is also conducting a review of all the cases the detectives handled in the special victims section.
“As the chief of police, I am deeply disturbed by the allegations in this report,” Superintendent Harrison said at the time. Since, Harrison says he has replaced “every level” of leadership over the Special Victims Section, and has advocated for further reforms.
>>69833081
White blood
Suddenly silence.
I rest my case.
http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/uber-big-problem-muslims-raping-u-s-women-in-taxis/
It's happening now in the US, you literally ARE letting it happen as opposed to us the British who didn't know until it was all blown wide open.
Well we're telling you now its happening in America, do you want to wait 17 years for it to be exposed? we didn't get that chance, you do, dont be cucks, do something about it now.
Also why didn't you all go around rounding up Catholics for all the abuse cover ups (which is still happening today)?
Funny that.
>>69833081
They ARE!
Stay a mouth breather sitting on your hands.
>>69825529
Yeah, you fuckwits make fun of a stick, but just imagine an breivik on hunt with that stick.
A FUCKING
CHOCOLAT
EGG
>>69834932
I thought you only execute niggers for resisting arrest
>>69825529
looks like the stick I use to unjam my garbage disposal
>>69835570
>Texas driving license + a comedy cowboy accent
stories plz
>>69835570
>>69827802
I'm a brit, only spent a few weeks in Texas and absolutely loved it desu senpai
Also love Cali and Seattle, Seattle is 100xbetter than Vancouver where I am now
>>69835570
lmao Houston is one of the worst cities in the country
>>69837112
Holy shit, you're right!
Brits won't care until they come for quidditch.
By then it will be too late.
>>69835845
If there's only one* over there that's enough of a reason to CC a pistol. The truth is a shotgun is all you need for home defense, but out of curiosity is it possible to buy a pistol? I won't even ask about carrying.
>>69828908
animals can carry rabies and destroy property
whats your fucken excuse for requiring a tv license you fucking cuck?
>>69827802
>American
>thinks he can say anything about police states
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTWy8tjTiTw
>>69830933
>UK food is worse
>True
>Not every
>You probably just suck at it
>You were probably in the northeast. Everywhere else we don't yell.
>? Coming from the country that gets arrested over tweets?
>ok
>?
>>69829226
BAN CHILDREN'S ASSAULT KNIVES
>>69839224
see
>>69813051
its all in there
spoiler: prepare to be arse blasted, and I don't mean in a Trudeau way.
>>69829448
Is it ingrained into every american's head to sue over fucking anything?
Fucking hell I was watching judge judy the other day and someone was suing their neighbour for spraying them with a hosepipe.
>>69839706
Yes we are very litigious people. But our courts are designed to encourage settlement for that reason. 80% of cases don't make it past discovery.
But you know Judge Judy isn't a real Judge and that's not a real court correct?
>>69831107
You guys will think this is hilarious until an year 3 student gets called a hero for beating Whitey MacAutist to death with a can of creamed corn.
>>69840696
or arrested for having a marker in class?
http://www.news9.com/story/13728873/okc-teen-arrested-for-using-permanent-marker-in-class
>>69825529
>used to be the king of the world
>then btfo by the Americans and the French in the western continent
>had to deal with Germany
>American never help out directly unless they were threatened
>now just a small continent living with rebellious irish neighbors
>then islam came
post yfw you are not british
>>69839661
That arabic on the cop car can't be real.
The motherland is lost but I at least had hope for rhe colonies. Tell me this isn't real?
>>69830059
A Glassboro High School student has been charged with harassment for a tweet she allegedly posted while sitting in algebra class.
During school.
Taking pics of some one face.
Unauthorized use of a photo with someones face is invasion of privacy.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/NJ-Girl-Charged-Over-Racist-Tweet-189424821.html
>>69825529
God, why are pakis so goddamn ugly??
>>69842917
No it isn't, know your own laws.
Also she was arrested for RACIST TWEET not for invasion of privacy.
>>69841615
>post yfw you are not british
technically I'm everything. feels fine.
>>69830857
>>Ha
223,500,000 million white people in the us
Do you realize how large that number is.
vs 51,736,290 million white people in UK
>>69825529
Ignore divide and conquer threads
>>69843599
Now do one for blacks and one for arabs
>>69828908
Animal licensing isn't regulated at all and as long as your dog as a collar with your name and number, nothing bad will happen if it runs away.
>>69843001
>God, why are pakis so goddamn ugly??
So people who can't smell them can hate them too.
>>69843599
'white' hispanics don't count pedro
>>69843599
>look at this bowl with 50 white counters and 50 black counters in it
>now look at this bowl with 49 white counters and 3 black counters in it
>the first bowl is more white! haha!
>>69843420
its called Personality rights.
>>69827802
>UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>TRULY FREE
HAHAHAHAHAHA this is what amerilards believe.
>>69829991
Churchill was a zionist shill who sold Europe out to usury merchants.
>>69828908
LOL. At least the government there is able to claw back some of the welfare bux. I've lived on the east West TX and now FL never needed a license.
>>69828908
>it's like fucking groundhog day in here
It's called daily bait.
>>69827802
>amerifats will believe this as fact and spread this to feel good about themselves
>>69828908
Yes but no one has police coming to our doors doing doing sweeps for unlicensed pets. It's illegal to jaywalk too.
