Help!
I live in germany, and we have here Krötenwanderungen.
Frogs are crossing streets, and are to smug to turn for a car, what they don't know is that cars make you dead.
At some places people help the keks, but not here.
But i am to afraid to go outside to help them..but i must..i think i am going with my sister now, i collect some pepes and show em to you.
Please send blesses, thank you.
>>69813556
du scheiß autist alder geh dich erhängen
>>69813556
save the keks
they are on the ancient pilgrimage, you are obligated to give quarter
>>69813769
>alder
VERZIEH DICH, TÜRKE!!!
>>69813556
Lel
We have a Kek migration here too every year
http://www.schuylkillcenter.org/programs/public_events.html
>>69814128
>>69813556
Is that a cane toad?
>>69813556
there is also a street in my city where all the frogs love to get squished on. they love the warm road on rainy nights and die in the thousands completely coating the roads, the oil trucks that splat them are completely apathetic towards the frogs' fate.
the smell is terrible
Dumb pepes
>>69813769
Bring dich bitte um.
>that one kid that did the test with a plastic turtle in the road
>people actual swirved to hit it
>a fucking turtle
>>69815980
Kek demands sacrifice, it's for the greater good
>>69813556
Do it Hans
Help those toads
Also, why so many german words sound so funny, i mean, Krötenwanderungen, come on.
Give em a hand
Defend our keks
They need to make it to their destination. They carry meme magic in their veins and will reward those who show them kindness.
>>69813556
Saving a keks life will grant you eternal life.
Glue nails on the pepe's back, you will have an assault pepe
more frogs for the frog throne
The refugees could pick the frogs up and sell them to France for their restaurants.
Godspeed based OP, save the frogs!
>>69817674
Fuck off shill. The frogs shall not be harmed.
>>69819681
But they can't defend themselves without those spikes
KEK MIT UNS
>>69813556
every life counts. if you can help, do it
Pepes are bad signals, remeber, thousands of pepes showed up before earthquakes like in China, or before the tsunamis.
Be safe anon.
>mfw I used to kill dozens of frogs in my local park when I was a teenager
>literally set them on fire and drowned others
>most I just kicked in their snot
>that satisfying "click" when my shoe connected with their mouths
>>69820850
PEPES REVEAL THE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS
>>69820850
>Pepes are bad signals
Then we're pretty much completely fucked
I feel like getting out the old golf clubs!
>>69821027
Weirdo.
>>69813556
Not the keks! We are nothing without keks!
SAVE THEM!
>>69821401
you never killed an animal? weirdo.
>>69813556
>Krötenwanderungen
>toad migration
theres rapefugee joke in there somewhere
>>69816127
Repent your sins, schwine
>>69820850
Because they can recognise when they're coming. They act as a warning of disasters, I guess you could say.
>>69813556
that doesnt even look like a frog you dumb cunt, it's probably a toad (worst enemy of frog). here in australia we kill toads every fucking day because they're a shitty nigger pest. they literally came from africa.
pic related, actual KEK
>>69821401
We all eat stuff mate. You can't live without killing.
>>69815980
they are fucking toads cunt they are the nigggers of the frog world
They must be saved.
There were so many new Pepe's in my pond this year, at least 20 of them I hadn't really thought about it but now I see it as a sign from KEK
encouraging me to keep shitposting on /pol/
and shilling for Trump.
Glory to KEK in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward anons.
TIME TO DIE NIGGER FROGS
cane toad destroyer employed by the australian government
>>69823183
>lost war to fucking birds
>thinks he can war toads
>>69823373
They weren't a real country back then. We sorted it out.
>>69823373
>animeforants.jpg
>>69823373
>thinks foreign toads are peaceful and don't want to fuck up his country
>checks flag
>>69822670
This, toads actually kill off/ breed with actual frogs and fuck shit up, they also kill off the natural food supply of frogs.
They are quite literally the niggers of the frog world, inferior in everyway other than how quickly they reproduce.
>>69823373
>not thinks he can battle toads
>>69824384
Can they get a mulatto offspring?
>>69824626
I think the offspring just die if I'm not mistaken (I am not 100% sure tho) But it most certainly takes the female out of breeding season for that year.
Serious question:
Whenever I read posts by German posters like >>69813769 I feel like only the lowest, trashiest 20% of Germany visit 4chan.
Do other countries feel the same way when they read posts by others in their mother tongue?
I always get the impression that most other 4chan users are students or somewhat intellectually inclined NEETs but the Germans will be indistinguishable from the Turks lingering around my Aldi.
>>69825208
>I always get the impression that most other 4chan users are students or somewhat intellectually inclined NEETs but the Germans will be indistinguishable from the Turks lingering around my Aldi.
Probably just germany dude, I am a student studying tech, there are quite a few red pilled guys in tech as well (tho you do get the hard core neckbeards).
So yeah I would suggest thats more than likely cause Germanys college educated class is mostly cucked to the shithouse.
>>69813556
Fucking frog-killing assholes.
I knew you were going to stab us in the back and go all blitzkrieg on us again!
>>69825208
Not really, you get some idiots but the stupid chav scum we have in the UK can hardly even string a sentence together so I doubt they use 4chan, they are barely literate and probably wouldn't even understand how to navigate the website.
>>69816189
>do this with kid and plastic turtles
>every person that swerves for it gets a free plumbing wrench through the windshield delivered by an angry (You) 100 meters downroad
>second person with a shotgun for blackup if they get uppity
>>69820850
>tfw we adopted pepe, a frog, unknowing it was also an ancient symbol of pestilential times
>tfw today
>>69813556
kek lives matter
>>69822866
>Bokhari
>Yiannopoulos
What sandy, Semetic lands do these names hail from?
Jesus forgot all about this. driving early in the morning, fog and fucking frogs.
