Your lower class doesn't want to actually bother to vote, they just want to shag and shag and get drunk and do coke. The middle class is mostly cucked lefty girls who believe they should have studied in Cambridge. And the upper class which actually studied in Cambridge or the other place, they benefit from the EU.
ok
>>69812186
Thats a lot coming from a German
>>69812186
>Lower class doing coke
Ok Hanz
It will fail because they let Scottish cunts vote.
>>69812366
>Thats a lot coming from a German
No, in Germany it is worse.
The lower class is partially cucked and partially doesn't vote or believes the AfD will change anything.
The middle class believes the conservatives are actually conservative.
And the upper class have been running this country continuously since the 19th century.
>>69812573
I for one can handle foreign cunts. Nobody cucks me.
You lot are just whinging pussies 2bh.
Also, multiculturalism ensures only the strongest whites reproduce, while you beta faggots sit on /pol/ whinging all day. Prove me wrong.
>>69812573
I like redheads.
>>69812838
Up for a weekend in Tenerife m8?
post more british sluts you fucks
>>69813109
>>69813109
these?
>>69812741
>And the upper class have been running this country continuously since the 19th century.
Arguabley longer. Look up the ancestors of Günther Jauch.
Dating back a few hundered years more.
>>69813387
average teenage Brit
>>69813387
would fokin smash desu fampai
Why are British girls all look sort of the same?
>>69813737
small gene pool on that island
>>69813737
>>69813737
>>69813737
>>69813737
S I T O N M Y F A C E P L X
>>69813402
>>69813402
>>69813737
>>69813737
brit girls are hot
>>69813387
>>69813387
>>69813387
N A M E ??????
>>69813737
these girls are great
you could bend them over behind the pub after a Friday night and they'll even ask you to slip it up their bum
>>69812988
I like to call it Teenerife, lad. ;)
>>69813877
The roastie is called Amanda-Degas-with-Big-Tits-Wearing-Black-Lingerie.
Lot of big titties teen Brit sluts acted slutty to me.
>>69812186
You are wrong there hans
we are crashing this plane with no survivors...i have my mates on board and my family and i have even posted out some flyers
DEAL WITH IT!
MOAR SLAGS
I dunno what is it about british slags but MUH DICK.
>>69814352
you sure you can take it?
>>69814325
>that pic
>>69814622
up the pooper with the one on the far left
>>69813737
Obesity smooths out the features.
gettin a bit nauseous
>>69812186
>poor and young least liekly to vote
>both are heavy pro EU
>Ref is around Glasto
>Not voting booth nearby
>OUT's fw
>>69814651
Damn, why?
requesting porn star slag. paki origin mabe. does a lot of gang work
>>69814157
Exactly.
It's fucking great isn't it.
Roll on ladies day Friday.
Full of slags
>>69814790
not with that jaw
>>69814622
>>69814244
>>69813402
Lot of busty women in this thread. Granted most have busted faces, but aren't women in the UK the bustiest in the world?
>pic related English woman
>>69814622
>>69812186
>>69813402
>>69813737
>>69814725
>>69814741
I would fucking marry one if it wasn't for the fact that they probably whore themselves around.
Keep posting.
>>69814725
>>69814725
>>69814725
she's the slag queen
>i love her Liverpudlian accent.
>thin Brit
R A R E
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>>69814741
Man, I would die to shag the one on the right. She must have had 200 dicks in her that week already, but I still go for her.
>>69814157
What are you doing in a pub Achmed.
>>69814890
>>69814890
>>69814890
>>69814890
>>69814890
>>69814890
B O I N G - B R I T
>>69814875
Ya sure?
>>69814622
>>69814725
Is inbreeding the reason they all look the same?
>>69815165
>Is inbreeding the reason they all look the same?
I don't know? Maybe it is something in the water. It ain't normal, that is for sure.
>>69814875
>probably
C e r t a i n l y
Like 100%
>>69815459
This accurately sums up the nightlife in any city in England
Honestly this could be London, Liverpool, Newcastle or Hull they all look the same at 2 am by the clubs
>>69815614
She isn't English la, she's Welsh
Do literally none of you fags have a gf?
My gf is a qt English gal that looks significantly different from all the slags.
She's also a squirter
>mfw when Its illegal to film her squirt in UK
>>69815656
Yup just googled British night life.
>>69815702
P O S T
M O A R
S L A G S
>>69815391
>eternal teuton calling others inbred
>>69815614
usa always had to post cuck porn. fuck of you degenerate.
>>69815763
Again, this could be literally any city in the country
If you ever want easy sex just cruise round the night clubs at around 4am and pick up the drunk slightly ugly slags that have no self esteem
>>69815724
She better not be doing any facesitting or I'm going to grass you.
>>69815904
>If you ever want easy sex just cruise round the night clubs at around 4am and pick up the drunk slightly ugly slags that have no self esteem
Does that really work? Like, you know, in real life? How do you get them to your flat? Are they sober enough to understand that you want sex?
>>69816072
If they are sober enough to know you want sex then it's likely you won't be getting any
The whole point is to find the slightly ugly drunk as fuck ones
If they are crying or just upset it's even easier
>>69815763
You haven't googled much.
>>69815904
Thanks Asif.
>>69812366
And Spain fiesta and siesta country
>>69816203
>>69816203
>The whole point is to find the slightly ugly drunk as fuck ones
Define "slightly ugly" - is pic related bullseye. Also, how do you pick them up? Just say "wanna shag?" or do you have to be more sneaker and say "wanna go home with me?"
I wish I could have sex with a qt UK girl. An actual UK girl, not a muslim.
Do they like american accents like american girls like british accents?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6983309/Shocking-video-shows-a-mob-of-women-hurl-sickening-racist-abuse-at-bouncer-on-Mothers-Day-night-out.html
They are not all bad.
>>69816229
why do men do that dress shirt, not tucked in look?
>>69816474
Just say OI SLAG. Do you want some efficient German Sex.
>>69816511
i'm probably full of shit, but if there are europeans that get off on americans it's because of our personalities rather than accent. confidence, being outgoing, and optimism are very american and polarizing for many europeans.
depending on the country they'll just like you because you're a gateway to that sweet, sweet, delicious citizenship to the U S of A, baby.
At least the niggers integrated into British society.
>>69816474
You find one you think would've faced rejection and have low self esteem and just start talking to them
Shit like "you had a good night love?"
The key is to sound like a normie, if you manage even a basic conversation it becomes child's play to get sex
>>69815195
WHO?
>>69813853
>3 fat uglies and a nigger
>hot
MOAR
SLAGS
>>69817156
>The key is to sound like a normie, if you manage even a basic conversation it becomes child's play to get sex
Sometimes I wonder how sex robots would change society. Whether girls would actually be more willing to have sex, as they prob can't get off with a robot guy, while men prob have sex with robot girls all the time.
>>69815064
Orange
>>69816979
A lot of European countries have better benefits than America. Irish roastie's go mad for American cock tho.
>>69817362
I think it would be like an inverted sexual revolution, Penis would be put on the pedestal instead of pussy because like you said most of us would be more than happy with sex bots
>>69812186
>Cambridge
>good
I heard it's easier to hook up in England
>>69815763
That is a famous photo
>>69812186
A majority of the lower class want to leave the EU.
why do i find brit girls so hot? i thought the meme was that they were ugly..
is it because my ancestors were mostly british?(we wuz kings)
>>69815763
She was probably fucked by several different people that night and she probably woke up with several loads inside her from strangers she didn't even know the name of
>>69817700
THICC
>>69816804
One on the left is jelly of big tits
>>69817362
Sexbots would mean much fewer white knights and orbiters. They are the ones who enable and encourage women's shitty behavior.
>>69815614
Is this English folk culture? In Poland it;s a bit more classy
>>69814622
Just spotted Katie Price's autobiography on the table. Perhaps it's a really low brow book group.
>>69817335
>>69815165
They deliberately all try to have the same damned ,disgusting, trampy, look.
>its a european autist shares his wildly uninformed opinions about Britain episode
>>69817700
Hamplanet detected
>>69814622
God save the queen
>>69815702
>she's Welsh
Source?
>>69817695
>A majority of the lower class want to leave the EU.
Lad, that is the point of the OP.
>>69817784
I never even considered that holy shit anon imagine it
BETA UPRISING
>>69817864
There is no official English folk costume or national dress.
>>69812186
Interesting analysis Fritz, but you didn't factor based Nige into the equation
>>69818011
Yeah, but your opinion is wrong.
>>69818008
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/porn-star-sophie-dee-golf-7625807
>>69814622
the ghost on the right would be getting it
>>69818140
I have news for you.
>>69814875
Mariusz pls send more Polish qts here.
>>69815904
Like the pakis do, you fucking cuck faggot?
>>69816235
He prob is a paki...
>>69818245
What a slag.
>>69812186
Alright Germany who let Merkel on /pol/?
This is the BBC now time for more Slagz.
>>69818309
Thanks for the original joke lad.
>>69818140
desu I expected fair English maidens to look like pic related. What happened?
>>69812186
also the exit campaign incoherent and could have been run better by a fucking orangutan
>>69812186
...because their elections are just as much a bullshit show as ours? 2016 and people still believe votes matter.
>>69817362
Girls won't be happy with a male sex bot because they don't dispense free money and support them emotionally. Most men would be happy with a sex bot, so that means women will have to try to be valuable for more than than just sex. They'll have to cook, clean, etc to get a partner.
They look like American women
>>69817890
Well, that happens here too, but I don't find spaniard women all the same desu. Inb4 mixed rapebabies, you can find iberian, visigothic or moorish looking women all different compared with ppl of their same race.
>>69818633
Can they even blame the jews on this one.
This thread is full of chavs why are you posting chavs when you have Kate Middleton?
>>69818633
Moral collapse. I blame the 1968 cultural revolution.
>it's a 'German desperately tries to hold together the EU' episode
>>69818909
Because Kate Middleton is the exception rather than the rule.
>>69818817
I'm not sure what you mean by look the same, they have different looks, different noses, jaw mouth sizes, ear sizes etc. Different eye and hair (although dyeing is popular) colours etc.
>>69816703
because they're plebs
>>69819125
I would shoot them all.
>thousands of years of evolution
>allow nigger primates to see the snatch that created everything we see today
That picture is fucking vile. I can imagine their dads having grotesque beer bellies and thier wives old slags.
>>69813387
Still fucking would.
>>69818670
>They'll have to cook, clean, etc to get a partner.
What if the sex robot cooks like the best chef ever, cleans most of the day when you are not at home and is the best and most understanding and redpilled partner imaginable?
I'm glad whites are being phased out, you guys are degenerate as fuck.
>>69819080
I meant the opposite of what you have just said. I find they have simillar eye sockets and jaws mainly. Maybe my perception from just seeing photos of brittish women, I've never been in UK.
>>69818835
I don't think even lizard-Jew-Illuminati would be capable of achieving such results within pretty much one generation
>>69819470
B L A C K E D
L
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>>69819485
Do you live in an area with a lot of British tourists?
I don't think it is generally true. It is not something I have ever noticed.
>>69819588
Two generations by now I think.
>>69819453
why? what?
>>69812987
that's a brunette
>>69819928
God, I hate women.
>>69816703
what are you on about? tucking it in looks retarded
>>69814741
why can't they fucking smile? They look like some sort of fucking house animal
>>69815101
The one on the right looks like a pound land version of Emma stone
>>69812838
That's nice Muhammed, did the BBC tell you that after you bought you TV license?
>>69819732
You can see some brit tourist, but far from main tourism places. Anyways, I'll take your words as true, since you are the one living in UK. I may go there this summer, I'll check it by myself.
>>69812186
fairly accurate assessment tbqh
Brexit will never happen for the same reason that Scottish independence never happened. Despite people like Boris Johnson backing Brexit, when it actually comes down to voting, people will get second thoughts and will remain eternally cucked and stay within the EU.
Brexit will be great for Britain (at least in the short term), but it will undoubtedly be hugely damaging for the EU to lose one of its top contributors and one of the larger economies in Europe.
>>69820306
me on the left
>>69820497
autism on a post
>>69819470
Their son will grow up to be the new King George the Mad
>>69820643
really shows the difference between men and women
>>69817700
Would be hot if thin.
Fucking obesity is the worst thing for us, without it we'd have the hottest women, with it we have some of the worst.
I don't even know how you get to that stage. I'm bulking on 3200 kcals and it's a struggle. My cheat days are when I eat less.
That slut must have guzzled booze and oil ,like a champ to build them rolls.
>>69817087
What if It's the brits who gave niggers their ape tier culture by colonising their lands?
>>69820849
Inverted we waz kangz sounds plausible.
>>69812186
Why are UK women so ugly. Seriously they're all so fat and out of shape. Alcohol Syndrome too.
>Be Brit
>Only date eastern euros
No fucks given about Brit trash
The vast majority of this country's young women are sickening.
>>69821206
ok grandad
all those pictures in this thread...
the memories....
the goold ol England
those pleasant pastures and satanic mills...
>>69821285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
Horse racing used to be classy. Can they not ban these fucking proles.
>>69821382
I fucking love ladies day.
>>69820172
>TV license?
Only old people pay for that shit.
At a fucking horse race. Is there any place women wont slag up.
>>69821260
He is right, young British women are simply disgusting.
>>69812186
>tfw the girl bending over is from my town
>tfw i used to have her as a friend on jewbook
>tfw these slags are too stupid to realize what is happening to the country
>>69821577
ok grandmum
Nothing has changed desu
>>69818309
C H E E K Y
H
E
E
K
Y
>>69821572
Within 50ft of you?
>>69821044
Bad diets, heavy alcohol consumption, deprived communities creating poverty cycles, remnants of a feudal system and little class mobility or mixing.
Eastern Europeans consume far more tobacco but the other factors aren't so prevalent.
>>69821597
>He knows her.
>>69821662
It's always been that way. A rigid class system on a dreary densely populated island leads to misery.
>>69821691
Good I want nothing to do with these British Slagz.
>>69817700
In all fairness she did lose a lot of that fat after she watched that Big Brother
Now we know why they need those nice Slavic qt girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEUujz12S4
Is this an envy thing? Why do you people collect all these photographs of folks out having a good time, and then post them on your internet forum?
Do you want to be out there too? Or do you find it upsetting that you weren't invited and you don't want them to be allowed to enjoy themselves in public?
>>69816703
look at these two old fuckers, probably hoping to get some piss drunk throwing up pussy
This is a good point most of the people that would benefit from leaving the EU wouldn't even bother showing up to vote for it, either because they're too stupid or because they're too busy working to keep an Immigrant out of their Job.
> U N D E R C L A S S
>>69821874
I don't disagree with you, they are rancid. But I can't help noticing that flag... You know, I've been to taigland on a Saturday night myself and for sure I didn't see any skirts come below the knee.
>>69821774
It's nothing to be proud of. She's an attention, fame hungry slag who sells her dignity on MTV for the chance to be a D-rate celebrity
>>69821874
Irish women are basically the same m8.
>>69814890
Best post in the thread
>>69822078
Are you seriously suggesting the people on this site have anyone to invite them to things in the first place??
>>69822052
Nice
>>69819399
I swear most of these photos are either gypsies or hen parties or both, not as representative as you would think
>>69819427
>and also has a uterus
forgot that part mate
Then Women are useless and will be discarded if your sexbot waifu gets pregnant with one.
the class divide in britain has manifested into the physical world
this is surreal
>>69822078
Because they degenerate proles clogging up the health service driving the costs through the roof.
>>69822170
Were you In a town or city. I agree Dublin can be like this but not as bad. If they tried this shit in a Town tho they would soon be ostracized.
>>69822480
https://www.google.co.uk/images?q=slag
pretty much every guy with sense in he UK goes abroad to look for girls
beta mentality is huge here, blokes put themselves through so many mental hoops for what are probably the most repulsive women in the world
>>69812987
Who doesn't?
>>69822570
Hahahahahahaha I hope the fat bitch broke both her ankles
>>69822570
Dublin, and compared to a British City like Bristol, Cardiff or Belfast it is on par.
>>69822852
redheads have no souls
>>69822570
>Because they degenerate proles clogging up the health service driving the costs through the roof.
Common misconception. A life of degeneracy causes you to die earlier, rather than costing the public purse huge amount through the diseases of old age.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05iht-obese.1.9748884.html
http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/03/22/alcohol-obesity-and-smoking-do-not-cost-health-care-systems-money
>british girls
i must be weird because half of these are just hot
>>69822480
The upper class in Britain considered themselves as fundamentally different to the poor, well into the 20th century. Nothing's really changed. We still have elements of feudalism, whereas most European countries stripped away the remnants of feudalism through liberal revolutions (1848).
>>69818140
Don't these guys still exist?
>>69823064
They are not official though.
>>69822922
Well that just means you can rape and kill them then dispose of the body and still go to heaven lad
>>69822078
I've never been to europoor but clubbing in America is shit, at least here in California. I go out with my friends fairly often but it's not to clubs where I have to put on super nice clothes, pay 3 times the standard rate on a drink, and lie to myself thinking any of the girls are there to get fucked when they're really there to post videos to their snapchat walls and out makeup their friends before they have 2 mixed drinks and go home. I'd rather just go to a dive bar, split a pitcher of beer, and smoke cigarettes with my group of friends while making friends with other drunk patrons without having to shout over terrible ghetto trap music.
>>69822905
Ya It can get pretty bad at times. You guys should have razed the place on 1916. Hate that cesspool. Our A&E figures and street violence are way below urs tho.
>>69818633
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding happened.
>>69812186
Wow those are some GEAT asses. Get it? Geat? Huh huhs
>>69814157
F I C K I
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>>69814244
Jesus that's scary
Is this the result of fetal alcohol syndrome ?
Srs question
How did it go so wrong ?
>>69823170
Are they like underground nationalist death squads or what? Why are they not official?
>>69822962
It cost 4 billion alone to deal with alcohol related injuries.
>>69823272
Street fighting doesn't really bother me. I was into it a few years ago and as long as it's consensual on both sides idgaf.
Disgusting degenerate slags do piss me off though. Promiscuity is fine per se, and I could just about put up with the heavy boozing if they weren't obese orange painted troglodytes.
>>69823579
England is not allowed a national culture, so we have no anthem, no national dress etc like every other nation. Scots and Welsh can have them, but not us.
>>69812838
>multiculturalism ensures only the strongest whites reproduce
while becoming completely outnumbered by subhumans with growing resentment
>>69823187
>I've never been to europoor but clubbing in America is shit
Try magaluf/mallorca or ibiza if you want european clubbing. It's like Cancun but with more slags and better music.
You will come back with an STI though so beware
>>69823525
No I believe the technical term is called 'Being English"
>>69823684
>Scots and Welsh can have them, but not us
How did it happen? Wat?
Why are british girls so bad at doing their makeup
I've looked at all the pictures in this thread for scientific research and I've concluded that the biggest thing that makes british girls uglier than the rest of europe is that their makeup is so poorly applied they actually come off looking worse.
I bet if you compared all european girls with no makeup on british girls wouldn't even be that bad
>>69821708
It's horrific. I feel like I'll never find a proper woman. Every time I speak to a woman, I'm always looking down as they are becoming overweight which is decreasing their height.
They have nothing either-no personality, degree, job, morals, etc. It's such a dire state.
>>69823618
That's less than nine days of UK Pension spending - and the activity will be highly taxed.
From a fiscal perspective, people who spend their days getting hammered and falling off things are long term beneficial. People who sit at home eating cabbage soup are most costly.
>>69822189
Kek. I bet that's her grandad and she told him to turn around.
>>69823831
I have no idea how it turned out that way, it just did.
>>69823868
Because of the influence of Essex culture. Such a shithole.
Sooo... this was first time on the DailyFail?
>>69823814
Why all the hatred paddy,did a British bloke fuck your wife or something?
Let's be fair we can accept the 'ugly women' abuse from anyone else but the Irish can say fuck all
>>69823932
Red pill on Essex?
>>69824047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_girl
>>69823868
this pisses me off, i wish our women didn't wear makeup and go tanning, they look like clowns
>>69823170
They should be.
>>69823796
>Try magaluf/mallorca or ibiza
My friends have been and say its 90% dudes, and they mostly play shitty DJ pop music
Actually I think I just described clubbing in as a whole
I wish more places would play music that you can actually just bounce and bump around to. Since they don't I go pretty much just to find girls
>>69824126
British version of guinea trash. Or vice versa.
>>69823932
I don't understand.
Obviously they care about how they look because they spend the time to do their hair and put on makeup
but look at this picture
>>69814622
The girl on the right's face isn't even the same colour as the rest of her body? Doesn't she care? Is that considered okay in England? To have your face a different colour than the rest of your body.
And the two on the left did it two. Both those girls have a nice rosy complexion on their arms and legs but they've made up their face so it's this awful gangrenous yellow/brown colour
What are they thinking?
>>69824311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds3SJo4G-4g
>>69824356
see
>>69824126
It is a shit cultural trend. I wish it would die.
>>69822189
she's really flexible.
>>69823684
As a Scot that always puzzled me, it was easy enough to find traditional things here and in Ireland, but whenever I went to England there was fuck all.
>>69824481
I blame Westminster for failing to put these traditions into law to protect them.
>>69812741
>And the upper class have been running this country continuously since the 19th century.
>continuously
I think you may be forgetting a certain world event.
>>69819125
isn't that Australia?
what the fuck is wrong with their hair? it's like british female fashion is a strange mix of the worst part of the 80s and early 00's
this thread made me cringe
>>69815724
>She's also a squirter
so she's incontinent?
kek. i love the irish-english antagonism in this thread. from an outisider's perspective i'm incapable of distinguishing either. at least between the flemish and walloons there's a language barrier...
>>69823831
PC-ness or more immigrants?
Tbh though I'm just hoping all the Poles coming over here improves the looks of some of our slags.
>>69815724
>Do literally none of you fags have a gf?
No.
post vids of british women
>>69813387
That's a 8/10 in bongistan I'd smash her arse
>>69812186
>Working class doing coke
Too broke for that, ketamine or bad meth is all we can afford
>>69824253
From my experience it's about 60/40 men to women but it's ridiculously easy to pull because half of the men are chavs or too pissed to chat anyone up.
The music probably depends what DJ's or clubs you see. Steve Aoki and Annie Mac were the best i've seen
>>69822442
>hen parties
just fucking nuke britain already
>>69824570
Do something, Englandbro. Start some society. Preserve your shit. Be one of those blokes who knows how to brew old fashioned beers and cook pigeon pies and fire a long bow and do Morris dancing and whatever the fuck else.
>>69814383
Mate, I think the same about your countrywomen. Some of them over here are fucking outstanding, top drawer fanny. Dirty little bastards on the sly too. Know of a couple who've cucked their Kamils. It's the repressed Catholic in them. God bless them
Is grabbing drunk slags in the UK easy? I want to have children in every nation. I've already done several South american girls, canadian, Puerto Ricans and Australians. I've been thinking about taking a trip to europe and traveling across over 2 weeks just blowing loads in different girls every night.
Foreign cream pies are my fetish.
>>69816415
And what's the deal with that?
>>69825215
Aye.
>>69824876
>implying potato niggers can speak the queens english properly
>>69824025
I'm feeling patriotic because of 1916. Nobody fucked my GF but I fucked a few British lasses and regret it thoroughly.
>>69825354
is the hate real or just friendly banter?
>>69825413
>nobody fucked my GF
we know you didn't
>>69812186
Please Nuke us.
Let Britain die with what dignity it has left
>>69825501
i don't even know fa.m
ine
>>69825180
Yeah to be fair when I went to Malia I was unbelievably easy, could ordinarily pull 20 girls in one night
But the whole machine of it is actually depressing, you'd see the same people from your plane in the same hotel and same clubs doing the same shit then fly out at the same time
Though I suspect Ibiza or mallorca is slightly better
>>69824431
>>69824431
>>69824431
SO.....ANNOYING!
>>69825413
>but I fucked a few British lasses and regret it thoroughly.
9/10 women i've fucked i've regretted it afterwards. Never make a serious decision without wanking and clearing your mind of sex related influences
>>69825187
When I was a waiter in a half decent place in the UK we would have hen parties every weekend
I don't know what it is but I have NEVER seen a girl in a hen party above a 4/10
am I gay or something or is it normal to be completely repulsed by these fluorescent orange make up drenched wicked swigging trollops, they look like they're swarming with venereal disease and low IQ
>>69825686
YOU FUCKING WHAT?!! THAT'S A PHOTO OF MY DAD
delete this now you yank cunt!!!!
>>69825354
English wanting people to rule over them. They were always a bunch of cucks. We need a new Guy Fawkes.
10/10s in america
>>69820849
this.
Intelligent guy Ivanauskas
>>69825909
yeah you seem pretty gay pham post your kik name
>>69825909
No, I'm repulsed by all British and Aussie accents. They are annoying as fuck. Talk normal, speak like a computer. Don't look up from your work. All accents except the clear, crisp American accent is annoying as fuck. Even the southern accent is fucking rage inducing.
>>69826092
>talk properly
>talk american
pick one
>>69825501
the irish and the scots legit hate the english because theyre jelly and havent got much else to talk about but from the english side it's more good humoured because we're more assured of our position.
>>69825909
I feel the same way.
>>69825501
Banter for the most part with hints of genuine nationalism. I'd pick them over a Turk or an arab
>>69826138
Yes you must speak in a monotone and keep a level volume, do not increase pitch. Do not speak too quickly, do not use slang others will not understand. It gives us a headache. Speak like you would to a foreigner, make them feel welcome in our diverse paradise! When you write something say it like this, not WHEN YOO WROITE SOMEFING SAY IT LIKE THIS.
>>69814864
Cleaners night out
>>69826275
Pay ur Sugar tax.
>>69825577
Mallorca is a cheaper version of Ibiza so there tend to be more chavs and slags. That's the only real difference
>>69826476
see I dont even know what that is but it's clearly important to you
>>69825928
>Implying a republic is any different to a Parliamentary Monarchy to the average person
>>69826476
a rare image of a female street wrestler performing the boston slag
>>69826476
You Irish are so fuckin' cucked these days you're actually paying equal wages to your leprechauns.
>>69826610
It's like a Jizya but for sugar. Being English you should be able to comprehend it now.
>>69826092
seriously bro just nuke us please
>>69826275
Basically this, they hate us because they ain't us.
Why are we meant to be disgusted by these kind of pictures?
All I see is people having a lot of fun, maybe a cheeky fumble with each other, and a big greasy takeaway
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT SPEAKING LIKE A COMPUTER.
When something is written, pronounce it like it is written. Don't add in vowels and syllables all willy nilly! We all need to be the same. Everyone in the world needs to be like us Americans. Everyone. DON'T YOU GET THAT GOY?! DIVERSITY IS NOT ENOUGH YOU MUST SPEAK LIKE US TOO!
>>69826863
They hate us because they anus
any way fuck them Britain is England
>>69812987
/thread.
How prophetic was this comic and cartoon.
>>69826138
Most of you guys sound retarded whenever you talk. Especially those with a Cockney accent.
Midwestern Americans speak better English than the majority of you dumbfucks do.
>>69826996
You sir deserve an aluminium award of some sort.
>>69826906
Because puritan faggots think being fashy/natsoc means having your dick dry as fuck and as tucked away as it was back in the 18 and 1900's. Some people just cant have fun any more, go figure.
>>69826906
Because it is actually disgusting?
>>69812838
what the fuck, fuck off you nig loving faggot, go prep your bull, go back to fucking germany and leave us alone as well, disgusting.
>>69827202
>better english
are you this retarded
>>69826996
look at this guy desperate to annoy someone
>>69827253
Dude weed lmao.
>>69822052
Fucking skank
>>69814890
Probably ravaged below though
>>69821807
That brit feel, but fuck I love it
>>69825237
Does your mum havev a fanny from the top draw
>>69827202
>Better English
>Than the actual fucking English
It's our language you stupid nigger.
>>69826906
well, ther'es two sides to it, one side goes, "muh dick" and the other is you from the future saying "muh dick has aids and my account is empty, some broad is overdosing from speedballs in my bed what do?"
>>69827480
jesus christ, fucking no. I am just stating there is nothing wrong with having fun in your youth. Just don't take it too far, especially when you're older. Degeneracy is far different then a bunch of drunk teenagers.
>>69827441
Half of your drunken, chav ridden country can barely still speak English. It's like some unholy fusion of Ebonics and British slang.
>>69827571
It's OUR language now, you cuck. Foreigners learn English not because of you guys--they do it so they can listen to American music, understand American software, watch American television shows and movies, play American video games, and code in our programming languages.
>>69827629
>barely still
>>69823642
Wanker
>>69827395
Bore off, it's a fucking laugh. Getting wankered, laughing at your mates, maybe chatting to a few nice lasses, shit dancing, stupid drinking games.
>>69827773
Look at this autistic sperg.
>>69827896
Why aren't you calling out your countryman for his incomplete sentence?
>>69827759
Just because you bastardised it doesn't make it any less ours, and the real reason it's so wide-spread is because of the Empire - you just profited from having a common language with us.
>mfw I'm desperate enough to shag some 2am emergency girl
>Moved to a town where I literally don't know anyone
literally can't take it anymore guys
>>69827226
>>69827459
This will be reward enough. When we annex the world English will be the first language taught, then Spanish, then your shitty "historical language" American accents are easiest to understand. We speak calmly, but loud enough to hear, and slow enough to understand. We don't add anything that's not in Webster's dictionary. Always remember to speak like you write! If we catch you Goy doing otherwise...you won't like what happens!
Always remember this, Goy, people will do anything for money, anything. If you won't someone else will...heheheh,,,,,sssssss
>>69825928
cute 2bh
>>69827896
Yeah, I don't see the fun in that. It just makes you look like animals.
>>69828064
yeah....
I'd vacation my dick in crazy for that.
>>69828023
Mate, when I moved to Leicester I started going to pub with some people from the Warhammer club. Over a month or so we got a decent squad and it was business as usual.
Just saying, try anyone. Workmates, that girl from school who you barely talked to but lives in the same place.
>>69828023
For Sexual emergency's move to Rotherham Achmad.
>>69828014
>the real reason it's so wide-spread is because of the Empire - you just profited from having a common language with us.
Fucking lies. Every time I see a thread created by an American asking Europeans why they bothered to learn English, most of them claim that they done it because popular culture is dominated by us. Many of them even claimed they learned it in order to play one of our video games. Stop being a retard.
If the world was Civilization 5, the USA would have won via cultural victory.
we have some of the worst looking women ever, it fucking disgusts me and they make it even worse with patchy fake tan and wear clothes too small for them, feel fucking sick when i see this heathen type 2bh.
>>69828270
o/ lester fag
>>69828334
At no point did anything you say disprove my point.
English is wide-spread because of us. Deal with it.
>>69828270
Idk, senpai.
I'm autistic as fuck, but it's gotten to the point where I just don't give a fuck anymore (can't actually lose anything), so I come off as extroverted now (had a couple of coworkers mention it recently).
Co-workers are all way older than me, not people you can go out and get shitfaced with really. Literally don't know anyone except my landlord.
I wake up, go to work, get home and shitpost. Been that way for a couple of years now.
Half tempted to go down and get some happy meds because I know I probably have depression.
>>69828513
Scandinavians and Germans would not be speaking English if it wasn't for us. Neither would Italians and many other European people.
The French, which have mostly rejected American culture, don't tend to speak it. English is uncommon there.
You're either retarded or in denial.
>>69828026
stop trying so hard
>>69829104
Coooonveeerrrrrrt
Goooyyyiiiiim
Become one of usssssss!
Abandoooon all yoooour hisssstory for the open range and the freedom to become degenerate!
>>69829029
>Thinks America lives in a vacuum
>Forgets why America speaks English to begin with
>Thinks Britain had no role to play in the above
>>69828670
wew lad, probably,
have you ever tried like working out while inebriated or shrooms? just go out, spend your hard earned queen's face in a pub that isn't full of cougars or rowdy fucks, or blaring ear shattering shitty techno at 64 kbps napster quality shit.
you need a few things, a bit of people, ladies who aren't obnoxiously drunk or anything conversation level madness, open 'er up with anything man, banter for a good 20-40 seconds, if they're really uninterested move on, but if they're eyes light up like fuck me it's a man we might not have to use the vibrator on each othjer to rock our socks, then eh, might at the very least get a phone number, OR eh, not even the 1 night stand thing, you can actually just casually meet people. keep topics light, fuck the kardashians, play with some "how are you guys doing" bs some fantastic but believable story, maybe tell the truth, shit people aren't all fridgid cunts who will stare at you in disgust, some might, and they're what we call cunts m'boy. fucking cunts, and that snatch is drier than a barnfire.
>>69829310
ignore canadian posts
Ccccccccccccccelebrate
Diversssssssssssssssity
>>69829269
If we don't leave the EU it's to the USA for me.
Fuck this fucking shit hole.
>>69829562
eh. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
smoke crack and slit ur wristies then you sentient self flicking twat.
