How will we identify each other during a happening?
>>69809501
Shout ''HIGH ENERGY'' at each other.
>>69809501
>>69809600
Just look for skinny effeminate beta males struggling to lift their machine gun from the ground.
>>69809501
Keep a 4 of clubs with /pol/ written on it and keep it in your wallet.
>>69809501
>>69809692
Fat NEETs don't leave their house though.
We'll be the ones hiding in our basement, shitposting on internet, oblivious to whatever will be happening outside.
>>69809692
spbp
ITTY BITTY BABY
>>69809501
You already know
>>69809692
lol. they will feer us.
>>69809838
You're a big guy
>>69809501
Say the "Gefilte fish isn't kosher"
The proper response wll be "OYYY VEYYY!"
>>69809904
Is that a mime convention?
>>69809822
>>69810090
No it's a meme convention.
look for squad leader Lucas Baldwin. he is a ruthless killer with over 73 confirmed kills. most of his activity has been as Leucos in Glory of Heracles.
>>69809501
>How will we identify each other during a happening?
Obesity, semen stains, dildo possession.
>>69809501
We've already decided on a 4 of clubs.
And "Path Of Light"
>>69809501
Who draws these? They're great. Who the are the characters in the BG supposed to be?
Second in command, Noah Barleycorn, is a gentle giant, but when push comes to shove, he will get the job done. Recently, he singlehandedly dealt with an obnoxious Dominoes delivery guy, and without hesitation sent the guy packing with only $20 tip.
>>69809501
Four leaf clover insignias.
However, I'll be hear waging the meme war while you guys do the physical stuff.
You might think it's cowardly, but someone has to make those inspirational memes to keep our spirits high.
>>69810337
>those legs
>>69810043
Good luck and OYYY VEYYY to you, brother
>>69810641
Topkek. I love this kind of humor man. Keep at it
>>69810453
like a literal 4 of clubs? or the 4chin logo?
Just shout "what's the name of Ben Garrison?" and if you will find the right answer.
>>69809501
Red MAGA hats, of course
The brains of our operation, Rufus "Gandalf" Peterson, has been a member of Mensa since the 12th grade, and rumor has it that he is moderator on no fewer than 12 subreddits.
>>69810794
No a literal 4 of clubs with "Path Of Light" written on it. As in /pol/. It's been the official /pol/ way of communicating in case of happening since like, at least 2011.
>>69810043
Also acceptable; ITS ANNUDAH SHOAH
>>69810615
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=sima_naoteng
The large girls in the back represent states
>>69810974
Thanks
>>69810028
For you
I'm going to be with /k/ since they're organized as long as they have a good leader. If not I'll go under ground with the mole men and eat salamanders.
Either way the happening will be easy mode for me since I live in California.
>>69809837
>ITTY BITTY BOAT
Then a burly 300 lb. naked man covered in caorse greying hair emerges from the brush with a bubba'd SKS slug over his back (most of the sling is embedded into his fat rolls) and he extends his penis smelling hand for a hearty hand shake as he smiles real big and locks creep eyes with you.
What do you do?
>>69809501
>>69811040
np mate. I keep one in my wallet, just in case.
>>69811066
can't wait to see the /r9k/ battalion screaming "REEEEEEEEEEE" while uniting behind eggman.
>>69809501
Through baneposting.
>"YOU'RE A BIG GUY!"
>"FOR YOU."
Even our elite death squad has to occasionally accept new recruits. This guy is on double-secret probation, and might not make the cut.
We have a raid planned for next week, where we will unleash all our forces in a surprise assault on the monthly meeting of the Social Revulsion feminist association at our public library. His task is to turn over the snack table.
If successful, he will be asked to purchase a uniform and become a permanent member.
>>69811066
>Not going with /m/
>Not building giant robots to dominate the world
>>69810337
fuck
i love these 4chin-man scientology masks
>>69809501
You won't. But I will be able to identify you fat weebs. Can't wait to mow you faggots down.
>>69809784
This
another element of our muscle team is Caleb "Cyclone" Carter.
His father works for the local Five Guys, so we get to eat free if we show up just after closing.
Truth is, Caleb is not that great at hand-to-hand combat. We gave him the Cyclone nickname after his dad started bitching about us showing up every day to eat the leftovers.
>Meet random men
>Greet with "You're a big guy"
>Anon responds with "For you"
>One of us
>Anon responds with "Thanks"
>Not one of us
>>69811896
>fat weebs
What board do you think you are on? This is one of the fittest and most anti-anime boards on the site.
>>69811536
V for Vendetta, some retard thought it would be a good idea during Chanology and like fools we went along with it. Was neat I guess before the whole thing was co-opted by the statist fucks as a whole everyone disliked.
>>69809501
I expect all the swastikas and memes we will be sporting will be a tip off.
I'm shooting anyone that I don't know that comes near my property. If any of you even try to identify yourselves from this shitty board I'm also going to burn you once you're dead.
You're all too stupid to live, and you're definitely not going to waste resources from my farm.
and finally, the last member of our death squad.
honestly, I don't know who the fuck this guy is. He shows up at all our meet-and-greets, but nobody recognizes him.
>>69809501
Well all be dead if the happenings come... Shitposting the Web isn't a real life skill.
It's either that or hoping you meet some /k/ guys within the first hours.
>>69809501
>be (you)
>see suspicious roach in the mall
>suddenly ALLAUHA ACHBARRRR
>jump for cover
>hear another scream in the distance
>ALLLUHHAAA ÀCBHAARRRR
>chaos erupts everywhere as terrorists storm the building
>dead people everywhere, people screaming for help
>as you run, you spot a fellow lad
>"ARE YOU A BIG GUY?"
>yfw your are a big guy
We yell Deus Vult in confusion out in the public.
>>69809501
>Gigantic Trump qts qill happen in your lifetime
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH
>>69812417
This.
It's a way of life and not an easily copied badge.
Confession time. We tried to recruit these two babes into our women's auxiliary. well, fuck.
the fat one, in the pink, kept asking "We're going to allow Blacks, right?", while the one with the nice butt ruined it by stating over and over that "My kid has to get to soccer practice, is that going to be an issue?".
at that point, we abandoned the whole mission, and went to FiveGuys and had some delicious burgers.
delicious burgers. that's what it's all about.
>>69810641
>>69811020
wow these are dank as fuck!
>>69812554
for you
>>69813175
kek
