>Hi, I'm here for the job interview
Fuck off mudslime
>>69805673
T...those are beautiful eyes
>no homo
>no islomo
>>69805673
welcome to kebab removal squad
>>69805673
Ah, I see you're a brotier Sikh. Welcome aboard, I'm sure many great times await us together.
>>69805673
lovin this meme 2bh
Welcome aboard
>>69805673
>>Hi, I'm here for the job interview
No, nobody invited you. Please leave, or I shall call security.
>Based Kebab Removing Sikh
HIRED
>>69806130
SWEDEN YES
>>69805755
lern2sikh
Ah, a shitskin servant. You can start by cleaning the toilets. Don't worry, you won't have to learn to use it. We have a back alley you can shit in during your break.
Sikh? You're hired for kebab removal duties, here's your designated street and a designated box to live in.
>>69805673
you got a visa?
>>69805673
Please leave weapons outside the building.
>Not dressed formally
>Walking around with a sword
0/10 would not hire.
Your gurus tell you to hate mudslimes, welcome aboard
>>69805873
Ahh found the British jagdeep
>>69805673
Show me your cock sucking skills and i'll think about it
>>69806770
this desu
>>69805673
I can imagine the interview.
>Interviewer: Hello so we need someone who can shave meat and sell kebab from 7AM-6PM. There would be a 1 hour break.
>Interviewer: Does this sound good to you?
>Interviewee: Yes I can cut kebab.
>Interviewee: Leave me by Mosque and there will be plenty kebab made and sold.
>Interviewee: There won't be much kebab left by 6PM. Maybe none left for a while.
>Interviewer: Sounds good. When do you want to start?
>Interviewee: Can start now if you want.
>...
>>69805673
>i hear your people are bro tier, can you confirm?
>>69807096
>Sikh
>Muslim
What
>>69807166
Yep Confirmed
>>69807209
>Muslims = Kebab
>None left.
>>69805673
>>69807297
>>69807096
Sikhs are honestly pretty cool people.
Don't rope them in with Muslims please.
Unless you really do want to become like the Nazi strawman that the liberal media paints us to be.
Nothing wrong with Sikhs.
>>69807290
>>69806955
Thanks for the rare flag. Here's one back,
>>69805673
>nice suit, but you should wear a formal suit to job interview in small outsourcing company with a shit year income
>here is your contract with a payment 2.67$ per hour
>ofc this is a "thrash" contract, so you wont have any insurance or health care
>notice period of contract - fucken 3 months
>payment in ever 10 of next month
>here is your fucking mop, bucket and enjoy your 10 hours/day job
>Welcome in Poland, shitskin fucker
You seem like a bro, you're hired
>>69805673
Why do you not wear a turban that matches your shirt? Also dhamalla knkt and not nok or general style? Get the fuck out of here you peasant. Come back when youre more enlightened
>>69807339
Sikhs are cool like these things are cool, they kill silverfish, but am I glad to see them? Fuck no.
>>69805673
Based sikh you are welcome as long as you kill filthy mudslimes. Welcome to kebab removal squad.
>>69806955
Does Bangladesh poo in loo?
>>69805673
Here it say you're experienced in demolitions and applied psychological warfare.
Could you clarify ?
>>69807748
way more then the bro's from other side of the border , 46% more to be precise
>>69805673
God damn this is a fucking daily thread for a week now
This guy is a sikh, no?
>>69805755
Not mudslime. Dude is Sikh. Duh!
>>69805673
No priests.
Everyone equal.
No war in name of religion.
Every man have to sustain himself by his own work, raise a family, when he suceed in this, he is allowed to seek enligthment by meditation and disputes. No matter how you call your God.
Seems like a one reasonable religion out there.
>>69808161
filter the md5
>>69805673
I'll take a Sikh over a mudslime or poo in loo hindu any day
>>69805673
Sikhs are bro tier
>>69805673
how much kebab can you remove in a week?
>>69805673
>>69806955
>>69807290
so far you'v done good but one last test and the job is your's
>>69806770
I wouldn't hire anybody who is NOT carrying a weapon at all times, ready to kill Muslims. Would prefer the candidate with a rifle, though.
>>69805673
Youre hired. Your first task is to exterminate the muslims.
>Sikh man comes into office
>sharply dressed, beard and turban perfectly styled, and a finely polished sword hanging loosely from his hip
>he smells faintly of curry and masala, but it's not overpowering, and certainly not unpleasant
>"I'm here for the job interview", he says in a rich smooth voice that would make Morgan Freeman pout with envy
>"Well, Sikh and ye shall find" I quip
>He just stares at me, completely unamused, like he doesn't even realize I just made a joke
>feel awkward for the rest of the interview
