http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem
Strap yourself in lads, this post is a hell of a ride
>>69804578
wew
>>66574350
How will /tg/ ever recover?
>>69804578
If anything tabletop gaming has a Hispanic male problem
Every store that hosts gaming night is filled with cholos
I don't have a problem with them but then again I'm not a liberal obsessed with race
>>69805776
The same way we always do.
Find a new GM.
>>69804578
Did this bitch seriously just try and say her bad experiences in role playing table top games were literally terrorism? I stopped reading there.
>>69804578
>I am thirteen years old and in a game store for the first time. I examine their selection of dice and take them to the counter to pay.
>“How old are you?” asks the balding, middle-aged man behind the counter.
>“Thirteen.”
>“Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!” he chuckles in glee. The Warhammer 40K gamers at the table behind him take up the refrain. “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed! Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!”
That's hilarious
>>69807034
>Gift for the Gods! Gift for the Gods!
>>69804578
>I am at Keycon, waiting for a friend to finish her Shadowrun game. One of my male friends hands me a pepsi. I take it and thank him.
>I wake up in a hotel bed I don’t remember. A man’s hand is inside me, jabbing and painful. I try to scream but nothing comes out. I try to move but I cannot. After what feels like a lifetime, I stagger away, ripping his hand out of my jeans. The convention whirls around me like a nightmare kaleidoscope as I beg for help. Eventually, someone takes me aside.
>“This is a safe convention. We have a reputation to protect. If you go to the police, we’ll say you were never here.”
>I nod numbly. I think I am crying, but no tears fall. I stumble into a bathroom in the lobby coffee shop and sob until I can’t breathe. When I am calm, I call the police and report the attack.
>“You sound drunk. Were you drinking? I’m not filing a report for some drunken slut.” The officer hangs up.
I have a hard time believing literally any of this happened.
Especially the office telling her to "get a new hobby or you're going to die." This is hilariously made up
>>69807205
I'm so fucking sure this happened. This happened the shit out of happening. Leftists need to start being executed for their lies.
>>69807034
>This never happened.
>>69804578
>Death and rape threats
This is totally legit guys.
>>69804578
Stuff that never happened.
Also love her fucking smug tone about how she BTFO men all the time, yet clearly can't handle any bantz herself.
>STOP SINGLING ME OUT BECAUSE I'M A GIRL!
>GIVE ME SPECIAL TREATMENT, I'M A GIRL!
>>69807034
>it was real in my mind
>>69804578
PURGE THEM PURGE THEM ALL
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>>69804578
>lost gaming to this bullshit
Stay strong fa/tg/uys. I lost my hobby at some point but it's slowly coming back. Can't say the same for /v/, thank god the honorable Japanese never gave into these fuckers.
>>69808219
Warhammer will never be penetrated by SJW nonsense. It is a bastion of autism that just cannot be breached
>>69808219
Good ol' stamp collecting. No ladies to be found here, lads!
This is a classic case of a crazy liberal Tumblrite trying to be a special snowflake for attention. Some of the things she described an officer would never say
>>69808736
>Warhammer
>bastion of autism
You got that right.
>>69808219
>the honorable Japanese never gave into these fuckers.
Damn japs will never give up making muh waifu simulators, god bless the nips for aa2.
>Her response cuts me to my core, “Find another hobby or you’re going to die.”
Every tabletop nerd I've met has generally been very friendly and leaned toward the tumblr crowd. She's full of shit.
>>69807205
>the author expects people to believe that a 911 operator said
>>"You sound drunk. Were you drinking? I’m not filing a report for some drunken slut.”
>and then hung up
>even though all emergency calls are recorded
>>69804578
How many lives has "white male terrorism" claimed in the last 30 days? Muslims are at 907.
>>69809227
>some
I find people who play tabletops to be the most tolerating people on the planet.
You can have a Bernie Sanders supporter sitting next to a Trump supporter, an MRA next to a Tumblr hambeast, or a Neonazi next to a Zionist Jew and have them not be trying to claw each others eye's out.
Only faggots and That Guy's bring politics to the game table and its a good way to get kicked out. Unless of course you are playing Secret Hitler or Diplomacy.
See pic related.
>>69804578
Let them be forced to give up what they love, it will create a vacuum for necessary hate.
>>69809751
Tell me more about Secret Hitler.
>>69809751
* bringing politics to the game table and acting like a massive cunt is a good way to get kicked out.
>The officer sighs, “We’d have a lot less work if women just stayed away from dangerous, psychopathic losers.”
This is definitely bullshit
>>69804578
I almost want to post this up on /tg/, but that place is too pure for these purile pursuits of shitposting.
>>69804578
>Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!
>>69804578
Western society is dead.
I wish I was born in the generation that dealt the lethal blow (women's suffrage or baby boomers?) but instead I'm 25 and don't think I ever had a chance at living in a reasonable, logic-driven society.
anyone have that graphic depicting the life cycle of hobbies? first its nerds, then casuals join, then casuals bring in girls, then the hobby stops being about the hobby and the nerds leave and make a new hobby.
>>69810039
Social deduction game. Group of players, some of them are secretly Nazis and one of them is Secret Hitler. Players take turns being chancellor, the chancellor selects a prime minister, and everyone votes on whether or not they like this government (Nazis are trying to get elected, non-Nazis are trying to avoid that). If the election is a success the new government gets to pass a law -- the nazis win if they pass enough fascist laws or Hitler is elected and the non-nazis win if they pass enough liberal laws -- but the law enacting process is semi-random so you can never be sure if that guy who enacted a fascist law is a nazi or just unlucky.
Doesn't really glorify Hitler or anything. It's by the same guys who did Cards Against Humanity so the theme is just for shock value.
>>69804578
>It is 2009 and an aboriginal woman is looking at the metal miniatures on the wall. My co-worker helps her as I stock the display shelves.
>“Do you have any models that look like me?” the woman asks.
>“We only have normal models,” my co-worker titters, “I can order you the noble savage.”
>The woman leaves. We never see her again.
Fucking rekt. This is a parody blog right? There's no way this could be so unintentionally hilarious.
>>69809751
>mfw the jew and the polish nazi plotted to oust the hambeast and her emo boyfriend like it was their destiny
>>69810039
It's a bit like Werewolf/mafia.
The game in set in 1930's pre-WWII Germany where the player are German politicians in the unstable liberal government. Fascist
There are three roles, Liberals, Fascists, and Hitler.
Liberals both don't know who the Fascist are or who Hitler is.
Fascists know who the other Fascists are and who is Hitler.
Hitler doesn't know who the other Fascists are.
Fascists win if they enact 6 Fascists policies, or get Hitler elected as chancellor in the late game.
Liberals win if they either kill Hitler or enact 5 liberal policies.
There is a catch though, Fascists policies make can give the Liberals (or the Fascists) advantages in discovering whose who (or sowing discord). Such powers include special elections, player investigation, assassination, or looking at the top of the policy deck.
There is a free print-n-play version for download here.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/maxtemkin/secret-hitler/posts/1426121
If you want to see it played.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k69PbHoSWm4
>>69804578
Butt hurt female can't take the bants.
>>69805945
>I don't have a problem with them but then again I'm not a liberal obsessed with race
No, you're just a cuck who doesn't mind that his race is being pushed out of existence. WAKE UP WHITE MAN
>>69810699
>don't think I ever had a chance at living in a reasonable, logic-driven society.
Well, /pol/ likes to insist to me that we DO live in a "reasonable, logic-driven society", but we don't. You know we don't. I think the biggest problem above them all is that a lot of people, including /pol/ as a board, bury their heads into the metaphorical sand and still like to pretend everything is alright. But it isn't. Everything is not alright.
>>69804578
The lack of self awareness is unbelievable.
>>69807966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-8Sc7zl0k
>>69811404
>aboriginal
They could have handed her a goblin or orc and maybe wrapped a bit of gray modeling compound around the middle of it to make it look obese.
>I am at Keycon, waiting for a friend to finish her Shadowrun game. One of my male friends hands me a pepsi. I take it and thank him.
>I wake up in a hotel bed I don’t remember. A man’s hand is inside me, jabbing and painful. I try to scream but nothing comes out. I try to move but I cannot. After what feels like a lifetime, I stagger away, ripping his hand out of my jeans. The convention whirls around me like a nightmare kaleidoscope as I beg for help. Eventually, someone takes me aside.
>“This is a safe convention. We have a reputation to protect. If you go to the police, we’ll say you were never here.”
>I nod numbly. I think I am crying, but no tears fall. I stumble into a bathroom in the lobby coffee shop and sob until I can’t breathe. When I am calm, I call the police and report the attack.
>“You sound drunk. Were you drinking? I’m not filing a report for some drunken slut.” The officer hangs up.
Am I supposed to believe this actually happened?
>>69808219
You a fa/tg/uy too?
>>69804578
>white-male-terrorism-problem
I can't tell what's real and whats satire anymore
>people unironically get upset because a retard is being retarded
How do you even get through the day lel
>>69807205
>>69807485
>>69809553
>>69812072
oh my gosh you guys, this is rape culture
>>69808219
Stay strong /tg/ bro
At worst we can just find another GM or play a different game.
I'm so glad I switched hobbies. I went from being a /v/irgin to a fa/tg/uy and haven't looked back.
Only had one incident while at a LARP though we both resolved our differences and went out for drinks afterward. If that had happend somewhere else there might have been a different outcome.
>>69804578
Stop posting these JIDF edits.
>>69804578
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>69804578
its more like tabletop gaming is a problem on itself.
The URL alone is pissing me off, as a retired fa/tg/uy this is just too much
>>69809751
>You can have a Bernie Sanders supporter sitting next to a Trump supporter, an MRA next to a Tumblr hambeast, or a Neonazi next to a Zionist Jew and have them not be trying to claw each others eye's out.
And have them all playing magical girls.
>>69812652
Goddamn, JIDF even intercepted me.
>>69804578
>makes it a point that men are the villains in her fictional ramblings but the black man is innocent
>>69804578
>Offending my autism
Triggered.
>>69812652
"sometimes I'm sad?"
>Highest suicide by a longshot
I thought those types of people didn't like marginalizing issues
>>69809643
fucking muslims!
how can we beat those fuckers?
>>69804578
>things that didn't happen for 200
++++
I am thirteen years old and in a game store for the first time. I examine their selection of dice and take them to the counter to pay.
“How old are you?” asks the balding, middle-aged man behind the counter.
“Thirteen.”
“Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!” he chuckles in glee. The Warhammer 40K gamers at the table behind him take up the refrain. “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed! Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!”
I run.
++++
This shit was pretty funny to read, like the ramblings of a mad bitch
>m-muh safe space
>proceed to invade a safe space
>>69813439
It honestly sounds like one of those pisstake stories /pol/ comes up with. All it's missing is someone tipping a fedora and saying 'it was my privilege'.
This whole post is "things that never happened" $200-$1,000. I can't believe that people are actually buying into this shit.
>>69807034
>Old enough to bleed
Fuck, Khorne cultists are spreading!
>>69804578
>“Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!” he chuckles in glee.
don't believe it for a fucking second, unless he's trying to get fired to get severance pay or something
>>69813439
I could kinda believe it actually. These fucking hobby shops have enormous concentration of 100% autismical neckberds. It's not totally impossible that not a single sane person would be present to smack some sense into a group of them.
>>69807034
>things that absolutely happen to a 13 year old girl
>>69804578
Keep up the good work, /tg/.
>>69813646
JOIN USSSSSSS.
>>69809751
I've had this problem. Some dude in our group brought his girlfriend and her faggish friends over for gaming night. They didn't take the time to properly learn the rules and got mad as fuck when they lost. Eventually they threw enough of a tantrum that we just watched movies for the rest of the night.
>>69812883
True fact.
>>69813700
There are incredibly creepy fucks out there, true, but they don't generally get hired (or at least stay hired) if they completely lack any social ability.
I could buy this from some random person at a con though.
Also, has anyone got the cap of the gay rights crusader strongarming the group into following them, then getting rekt due to ignoring the Necromancer they were supposed to be stopping?
>>69804578
>Thinking GW listens to the fans
Wait lemme -
>Thinking GW gives a shit about their fans
mfw
It is 2009 and an aboriginal woman is looking at the metal miniatures on the wall. My co-worker helps her as I stock the display shelves.
“Do you have any models that look like me?” the woman asks.
KEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEk
>>69804578
>deliberately misusing the words terrorism and sexual assaut
>ascribing the faults of the majority to the race and gender the majority just happens to be
Why is this allowed?
Every story sounds so fake and exaggerated.
>when I was thirteen I encountered a 30 year old male terrorist who flirted with me
>death threats online are real, police don't care because I'm a woman
>I was raped, the police laughed at me because they aren't legally required to write a report
These are clearly fake stories made up for attention, one or two I would give a benefit of the doubt but holy shit this is just attention seeking lies.
Sociopathic levels of bullshit.
>>69814505
If this is terrorism, wouldn't it be great? All ISIS would do is feel up women's butts and call people abos.
>>69814198
None of anything this girl wrote actually happened.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oclDVweTR4
>>69814660
And counterterrorism would consist of dudes wearing polos butting in and saying "let's not be rude people"
>>69814705
Thanks, anon.
>>69807548
No, a business owner whose business model is entirely dependent on having kids continuously trickling in to be the new blood definitely did make a bunch of jokes about child molestation.
>>69814705
I like the crazy dyke story myself.
>>69804578
I resent this image. Suicide is the biggest killer of men under 40 in the West and apparently we're privileged? Fucking stupid cunts.
>>69814705
I fucking died on that one
>>69804578
>first two paragraphs
Not sure if I want to keep going. That's a hell of a lot of reading for something that literally never happened.
nigger
>>69804578
>Many men are under the fallacious assumption the police exist to serve and protect the population. They do not. They exist to keep the peace. Often this means intimidating women out of filing reports or pressing charges. I have no idea why this is the case. I only have twenty years of attempting to report gendered violence and having my concerns ignored. This is not a well-kept secret and the terrorists know this. They know that any woman attempting to report harassment or assault faces uphill battle and they count on it.
There are people out there who truly, honestly, genuinely believe this.
>>69814936
>>69815678
I should catch up on that manga, shit made my dick diamonds.
>>69815322
More like, the one That Guy in the gaming store she went to who is socially irredeemable multiplied in her mind to being the whole store.
It's what women do. There's usually a minor grain of truth that they've blown completely out of proportion.
Literally one guy said that line and probably got bitched out by the owner after she left.
The other story with people groping her? No one pinches that hard, ever. Maybe one guy brushed past her, muttered "sorry", and she blogged it as sexual assault.
I think attempting to shanghai TTRPG or Warhammer is going to backfire as spectacularly as their attempt to take over the gaming industry.
Both cultures involve socially disenfranchised males seeking an escape to a society where they are accepted.
Women invading it and shutting them down will not work as intended, I guarentee it.
>>69813700
IDK what stores you go to but ive been to about 100 different ones all over the midwest I travel a lot for work and Ive NEVER seen anything this bad.
i mean you will get a lot of people calling eachothers fags and talking about how they suck literal donkey cocks but its never pointed at newbs and its always in jest.
how is Brazil this godawful
>Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!
>>69807034
>implying when I was 13 back in fucking 95 I wasn't deep enough in the fantasy pit I'd have played along.
Sounds like a hell of a shop, 10/10 would come back
>>69804578
>http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem
An exhaustive list of things that never happened, the post.
(dnd) Gary Gygax- BALDING WHITE MALE
(Magic the gathering) Richard Garfield- BALDING WHITE MALE
Rick Priestley - Bald white male
Stop Appropriating Bald white man culture.
>>69807205
>>“You sound drunk. Were you drinking? I’m not filing a report for some drunken slut.” The officer hangs up.
Ill take things that never happened for 500 Alex!
>>69813700
I've met some pretty turbo autism people at these game shops but the experiences she describes are just completely made up.
Can I imagine one of the stories she told, on their own were true? Yes. But she kept having to write herself more and more dramatically and write herself into more and more unlikely stories.
>It is 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and hands are on my ass and breasts and all over my body. Groping, fondling, feeling whatever they please.
>The smell of print comics gives me flashbacks now.
One person gets sexually assaulted in comic shops every year for most of a decade
Happened level: Ron Paul.
>>69817026
>this is why they play 40k, to meet and grope women
>>69806739
You should keep going lol
You notice how these tumblr feminists are always targeting innocuous nerds? Gamers and the like.
Women cannot help but find an issue with what they deem unattractive, therefore unecessary to breed.
Niggers that kill women and muslims that gang rape them are obviously less of a problem than the level 9 fantasy cunt bludgeoner.
>>69804578
>tumblr
not even worth my time to read desu
Now that I think about it though, this diorama was made a few years ago and people absolutely lost their shit. It's called rape of an eldar. Personally I thought it was funny as hell, but whatever.
>>69817398
it's not rape if it's an eldar
>>69817398
That is pretty damn funny. Where was it made/who got butthurt?
>>69817232
>People who play 40k tabletop
>Ever touching a woman that's not a miniature
Oh I'm laughin.
Is this just a late april fools joke?
>>69817688
You know, thats what I thought as well. Nobody should care about what happens to some filthy fucking xeno's, but people had to get all uppity about it.
Shit, I admire the work the guy put into that, some great painting to be honest.
>>69807034
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! HYMENS FOR THE HYMEN THRONE!
>>69817249
The real reason is that they think they have a target that won't fight back
>>69804578
I read all of this lengthy shitpost. I must now contemplate and revalue my ethical stance on human life.
Maybe the nihilists are right...
>>69817767
Eh, most guys who are playing 40k tabletop are in their 40's and married at this point. Thats why this bothers me, why pick on middle aged married men who already hate their lives?
>>69817398
I am just now comprehending the time that must have gone into that.
>>69804578
> woman demands equality
> woman demands men fight her battles for her
> woman roofied/raped by a male friend and doesn't murder him or hire a lawyer to fuck his shit up
> woman verbally harassed and doesn't verbally harass back
shit like this is why I despise women and minorities
>2017
>go out to rent a movie
>put on my "i know and I'm sorry" T-shirt
>put on my high-heels running shoes
>put on my make up, it's Sunday so to save time I'm only putting on absolute minimum required by local laws and not federal laws
>(taking a chance like that is kinda of a rush, feel like a bad boy,
>so I drink extra estrogen soda as to not set of testosterone level alarm in butt-plug)
>go to Blockbuster
>takes a while, but eventually i build up courage to go to dirty CIS section in the back
>see another white male there
>panic!
>tries to avoid eye contact but to late
>our eyes meet and by pure dumb animal instinct we send each other look of approval
>security camera spots us and alarm goes of
>last i remember was the burn of tear gas in eyes
>wake up at Guantanamo bay
>accused of old male-network terrorism
>my testicles hang above the door in my cage
>so i will never forget to check my cis privilege again
>I am thirteen years old and in a game store for the first time. I examine their selection of dice and take them to the counter to pay.
>“How old are you?” asks the balding, middle-aged man behind the counter.
>"Thirteen.”
>"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!” he chuckles in glee. The Warhammer 40K gamers at the table behind him take up the refrain. “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed! Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!”
Yeah, that totally happened.
>>69817985
>Blockbuster
>>69807034
>women
>sane
And the two shall never be one
>>69815334
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sociopathic_diplomancer_gets_shut_the_fuck_down
This one? I couldn't find the image for it.
>>69805776
/tg/ is basically /pol/-lite anyway. There's a thin veil of PC faggots, mostly from Scandinavia, who try to shout down anything right wing or narrative-questioning on the board, but they're losing their grip as time goes on. They're also the board that invented Humanity: Fuck Yeah, which is like babby's first race-nationalism.
>It is 2010 and a young black man with a backpack is talking to me about the comparative merits of Pathfinder vs D&D 4th Edition. I tell him we have drop in games and wave him over to a group currently playing.
>“Sup, my n*****!” the white men shout.
>I apologise but the man is already out the door. I report the incident to the owner.
>“I’m not throwing away good customers just because someone is oversensitive.”
>>69804578
looking at her archive I'm pretty sure its a dedicated troll
a number of tumblerinas are eating it up in the notes
>>69817398
>The officer turning off the radio
>The eldar reaching towards the knife
The attention to detail here is amazing.
>>69818395
>/tg/ is basically /pol/-lite anyway
No no no no no no. They're not, most of them are redditors that flock there because people heard it's the best board, it isn't.
I guarantee that if you asked the author of this shit about rules and strategy of the games mentioned she would be fucking clueless.
It's just more victimhood for attention and hate speech from someone who doesn't understand that they've been indoctrinated with a Marxist perspective.
>>69811884
Many do, but you don't.
>>69817398
holy shit the detail in this is absurd i bet hes done shit like this before and this was a minor thing for him to do id gauge 10 hours + just to get this ripe with emotion and color
>>69818386
been shown already
>>69809751
>>69816214
well precedent has shown that they won't be punished if any story they tell is a lie, so what do they have to fear to keep them honest?
>>69818859
Maybe it depends where you go. The quest threads and all the monstergirl stuff is pure cancer.
>>69817767
tabletop wargaming is expensive and people who are deep in it have more money then you do meng.
Since they got money, they got women looking to suction to them like lamprey
Have you accepted your Lord and Savior Varg Vikernes' superior RPG system MYFAROG in your table?
Save yourselves before it's too late.
>>69819194
>monstergirl stuff
I mean, I can deal with some of it, it's just the fact that they fucking spam the harem shit. It's garbage. Elf threads are fine, really should be about removing elves but you know, it's fine.
>>69815842
I don't know. There's enough normal people in video games that the media was able to spin it as a victory for them, and they are winning.
>>69819333
>not playing GURPS
What is this, the fag hour?
>>69817947
The chest requires custom sculpting and those nipples are very well done
>>69819194
>He doesn't like monster girls
>>69819665
No, I think he doesn't like the posters there, and the people who bitch about the posters there, giant clusterfuck.
>>69818859
Shit like that killed /vr/ as well. I have no idea what people expect when they come here.
>>69819194
>>69819375
Does it stay in it's own thread?
>>69819498
>Behead those who insult Prophet Jackson (pbuh)
>GURPS is the only system, kaffir!
I'm getting tired of your system of peace, actually you fucking GURPSamentalists.
>>69814562
maked this for you
I've never heard such a long list of awful and upsetting things that didn't happen
>>69807034
>>69807205
>>69819886
Most of the time, but we have a long history of /d/ invasions. A few years ago the mods went full fascist and banned like a hundred people, including some well known tripfags.
Things have been quieter since then, but every so often they slither out of the woodwork.
>>69820138
So they have threads? Do they spam non-monstergirl threads with their monster girl shit?
>>69819791
See, it's the fact that the fuckers are so arrogant that they gloat about what board is the best.
>>69819886
I mean, I guess. People like shoehorning there fetishes into discussion when I go there (not that I have problem with it) but I can see why people get pissy about it.
>>69819966
>I don't like how the system just works for everything
Get outta here, senpai.
>>69815099
I love the marine in the lower left, always fighting for the emperor...
AD VICTORIUM
![angry_pepe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QYHreXA.jpg "angry_pepe[1].jpg")
>>69820318
>The marine on the lower left
>>69820246
Not so often. Depends where you go.
>>69807548
It is actually worse because some women read shit like this and then don't report when they should.
>canadian
i can't take it much longer, lads.
>>69820246
Yeah.
>Do they spam non-monstergirl threads with their monster girl shit?
That depends on the discussion. Really just depends on it.
>>69820318
>marine
You son of a bitch.
I'll take things that never happened for 6 gorillion, Alex.
>>69809553
Listen and believe!
>>69820435
>>69820527
All according to plan
>>69804578
I play pathfinder and d&d with my buddies, and sometimes mtg. My cousin goes to the local gaming store and plays Warhammer.
I've been to it, it's exactly what you'd think it is. Neckbeards, hipsters, some older guys hiding from their wives, the odd girl. Everyone is generally super nice. Though I wouldn't be surprised if there was a creep among them.
My cousin said the mtg players are the most autistic though and will make a scene if they loose.
>>69820090
What about the Holocaust?
The thread about this on /tg/ got deleged in 30 mins, but here is the response from Wyrd, the company which makes Malifaux. I vaguely remember someone raging about MUH MISOGINY AND SEXISM on the Wyrd forums one or two years ago, ignoring reasonable arguments, but idk if that was her. The irony is that Wyrd tries to be politically correct, and consciously reduced the amount of oversexualisation on female miniatures with their second edition of Malifaux, and their fluff has a lot of strong female characters (and minorities and even disabled people as well).
>>69820318
It's ad victoriam
I mean, we're talking about the kind of guys who would struggle to start a conversation with a girl, and we're supposed to believe that they'd have the brass balls to, in broad daylight, in a crowded room, slide their hand up a girl's skirt and squeeze her ass hard enough to bruise? And then slip off into the shadows without a single person noticing?
>>69820452
So.
They stick to a thread (mostly) and do not drag their discussions into topics not pertaining to it (mostly).
What's the deal, then?
>>69808219
>he didn't go from being a /v/irign to being a /pol/ack
>>69819665
Catgirls are not monster girls.
>>69808736
They're already making it so girls can be spass marons
>>69804578
>stopped before "sparkling over the Tanhouser gate"
What the fuck, this must be a black flag attack of some sort, do we really need ever scifi meme of all time?
>>69820952
Well, good portion of it is people trying to have a discussion like they are about the thing in kayfabe (like it's actually happening, roleplaying) and people thinks that autistic as fuck. You got some who want to nigger through the details and discuss how and why it can be possible. You got others spamming pictures, you got some who just shitpost in the thread and scream about why it's shit. It's one of those you gotta see things.
>>69821093
I wanna fuck that snek.
>>69821176
NO!
SAY IT AIN'T SO, BRO!
>>69804578
>“Thirteen.”
>“Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!” he chuckles in glee. The Warhammer 40K gamers at the table behind him take up the refrain. “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed! Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!”
>I run.
Memes on fleek
>>69821176
I hope that means the Decree Passive falls too. Frateris Templar will make Imperium great again.
>>69817985
Everything in this is plausible except 2017 Blockbuster
>>69821176
>playing spess marine
>not Guardsmen
>>69821256
Rare foil flag, 1st edition
>>69807034
Another exciting tale from the great anthology "How middle-class white males raped me with their words and other shit that never happened", definitely worth a read, if you don't value your sanity.
>>69804578
HAHAHA some other anon just posted 40k in a thread about "what male hobbies will never be ruined by feminism/leftism"
>>69821176
is it shameful that I'm dramatically aroused by the idea of huge genetically perfect amazon warrior womyn storming into battle in Mark VI Corvus-pattern Power Bikinis?
>Amid the rise of lone wolf terrorism it is important for the ethical, responsible members of the gaming community to address and put a stop to it before anyone is harmed. Credit for foiling a potential mass shooting at the Pokemon World Championship goes to an unnamed forum moderator who had the sense to notice the dangerous, violent rhetoric of his posters and alert the authorities. How many sexual assaults could be prevented in the gaming community by men extending that same concern to women?
They're coming for you /pol/.
>>69821668
Yes, because that's wrong and fucked up.
i wish there was a similar chess culture. fucking chessgeeks just raping noobs and women, no one believing them. shoving bishops up their pee-holes and confused why the girl doesnt like it. adding boob windows to the queen and a few of the pawns.
>>69821668
>Corvus-pattern Power Bikinis
Beakie tits?
>>69804578
Ill take things the never happened for 500
Generic feminist bitching number billion
I stopped reading at
>death and rape threats for no other reason than I am a woman who has opinions on the game
Literally reads like feminist adlibs with traditional games put in the noun places
>Use to run Pathfinder with a bunch of Mexicans
>Now run it with 3 girls and two other guys that pretend to be girls
I've never met a tabletop player that wasn't happy to have someone so long as they asked questions and participated to the best of their ability.
>>69810039
Don't play with fascists though because even the liberals are secret fascists
>>69805776
/tg/is slowly losing its grip to SJWs. It's getting bad man, I got ban over a discussion over a kotaku article over WH40k
https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?779540-Tabletop-Gaming-s-quot-white-male-terrorism-problem-quot
enjoy
>>69821795
yeah man
cones and studs
>It is 2009. A man at my game store has been sexually harassing me, talking about how much fun he would have raping me. When no one is in the store, he traps me against a wall and rubs his genitals against me. I call the police.
>“This is a matter for your manager. If he touches you on the street, then you can call us.” The officer hangs up.
>The owner refuses to expel the creep and fires me instead. Three years later I win a precedent-setting human rights case against him.
what did she they set the precedent that entrapping people and rubbing your genitals on them is illegal?
>>69821955
See, you can't be reckless, you gotta go in for the kill discretely.
>>69804578
>"things that never happened, the blog".
Weedy little git, making a fuzz instead of foighting
>It is 2009. A man at my game store has been sexually harassing me, talking about how much fun he would have raping me. When no one is in the store, he traps me against a wall and rubs his genitals against me. I call the police.
>“This is a matter for your manager. If he touches you on the street, then you can call us.” The officer hangs up.
>The owner refuses to expel the creep and fires me instead. Three years later I win a precedent-setting human rights case against him.
>I am thirteen years old and in a game store for the first time. I examine their selection of dice and take them to the counter to pay.
>“How old are you?” asks the balding, middle-aged man behind the counter.
>“Thirteen.”
>“Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!” he chuckles in glee. The Warhammer 40K gamers at the table behind him take up the refrain. “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed! Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!”
>I run.
This is fucking worse than the /pol/ copy-pasta of George Zimmerman being descirbed by the liberal media. It went something like "poor innocent little trayvon martin just 6 years old playing with birds was walking down the street happy and merry when the evil republican bible-thumping gun-toting white SS officer george zimmerman shot him cold blooded and jesus cried" You know what I'm talking about? This is so fake
>>69821924
>I like thing I promise
>but thing is horrible
>because sexism
>rape and death threats
>company doesn't care about their fans saying things
>and that girl who was raped every day 17 times was me and also Einstein
How many exact copies of this kind of stupid blog are there?
>>69821788
Heading with your bros to the chess tournament, pregame in the parking lot, we all pass around the team manager as a personal onahole
>>69821955
That's just the mods being faggots.
They've always been faggots, but not to this degree.
>>69818890
More than likely, if you asked her about the rules she'd respond by calling you a misogynist gate-keeper.
>giving them traffic
anyone got an archive link?
>>69822147
>he tries to run but his bookbag is filled with community service awards and library books on African American heroes. As the children run up to him, he tells them, "Don't cry for me. Mourn for a world free from hate and racism"
kek, those pastas were funny
>That feel when SJWs will never come after model kits
>Forever able to build tiny Nazi tanks in a male-dominated hobby
>>69820822
This is a great response holy shit. Its incredibly even handed for someone who's had these kinds of accusations leveled at him, yet just insulting enough you know exactly what he thinks of this person.
>>69822356
fuck yeah man. bringing the chess set to the bar and trading pieces. spending a night drinking and painting the knights. going to conventions with lewd chess cosplay
>>69821955
>quests allowed
>articles about /tg/ topics even if it's pretty much bait aren't
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>That night, I find a constellation of five bruises on my ass.
Quite a stargazing trip. Were they in the shape of a crocodile tear?
>>69804578
>The owner refuses to expel the creep and fires me instead.
>Three years later I win a precedent-setting human rights case against him.
>not that im going to show you the case though, it's not like court cases are public or anything
>>69819665
Monster girls are fine, but not exactly /tg/
>>69817398
wouldn't this be considered absolutely heretical?
>>69822721
It's pretty /tg/ desu.
>>69821176
Adeptas sororitas are moe as fuck
>>69821176
Where has anyone said this? I keep seeing this rumor float around /tg/ but all the evidence I've ever seen is some "womyn stronk" blogs saying that GW should do it.
And GW is a bunch of fucking isolated robots who don't listen to sweet fuck all but the drop of a dollar. Who are also keenly aware that their main player base is so autistic that any change in lore is met with lost sales and sperg outs. So I highly doubt that they'd go monkeying that hard with spess muhrines.
>>69804578
Modern women have a lying problem. People might take you more seriously if you quit making shit up
>>69821176
Wat. You mean the Sisters of Battle?
>>69821964
RPG.net is a lost cause anon. Why you'd even go there is beyond me. Even /tg/ acknowledges it as an SJW hugbox.
>>69822854
>And GW is a bunch of fucking isolated robots who don't listen to sweet fuck all but the drop of a dollar.
If only. GW business can only be described as...old fashioned. I will never understand why they barely sell merchandising. They only started selling T-Shirts like a year ago. Their videogame licensing is totally random, they went from an Iron Fist policy to licensing every fucking mobile game, no matter how shitty. It's fucking nuts I swear. I doubt they are trying to keep the game niche.
>I am thirteen years old and in a game store for the first time. I examine their selection of dice and take them to the counter to pay.
>“How old are you?” asks the balding, middle-aged man behind the counter.
>“Thirteen.”
>“Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!” he chuckles in glee. The Warhammer 40K gamers at the table behind him take up the refrain. “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed! Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!”
>I run.
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1000, Alex.
>>69820822
>in fact a large majority of the work force here is female, the males are outnumbered
Oh shit she stepped right in it.
>>69811824
This
>>69822591
Bruh don't forget about the team rivalries and getting a spot on ESPN 8 The Ocho.
>>69811824
Why? They're spending money, keeping the shop open. Also, most table top gamers are not bulls.
>>69823241
Thats why I called them isolated robots. They have no concept of how there product can actually make money, they just follow the most recent coin drops.
>>69817398
The funniest thing about this, is that that Eldar chick has about 80% chance of killing all those guardsmen in just few seconds, if we go by the fluff.
It all depends on if the guy with the lass gun manages to shoot her before she grabs that knife and throws it into his throat.
The Eldar are fast as fuck. Fluffwise, they move at a speed that human eyes have trouble tracking them. If she kills the fucker with the lassgun, the rest are all dead.
The Eldar are not just pretty humans with pointy ears.
They are fast as fuck, creepy ayy lmaos who just happen to look sorta like humans. They are superhuman in every way to a normal human. Only the Astartes are physically their match/better, and even then, the Aspect Warriors, and their Exarchs, can school on the Spesh Muhreens with relative ease.
>>69822169
Enough that the money spent to keep the servers hosting them humming could solve world hunger, probably. Given that, it's kind of ironic that most feminist scum is commie scum, too.
>>69821964
"Yeah this came up to our facebook group as well. "It's on Tumblr so it's probably fake" So what? Even if it's fake does that mean that the problem doesn't exist???"
7 pages of cuckness
>gamers
yeh. you're fucking cancerous if you identify as a gamer
you deserve all the shit the SJWs give to you bc you're fucking retarded kek
>>69823508
>Even if it's fake does that mean that the problem doesn't exist???
>>69823508
RPG.net is awful. Its been a lost cause since 2007. Why anyone even goes there is beyond my comprehension
>>69823467
I wanna fuck a Eldar while she tries to kill me.
>>69804578
>only one mention of WH and 40k
Atleast it's something.
>>69823467
>"the Eldar are fast as fuck"
>couldn't fast her way out of getting raped.
Kek
>>69804578
NORMIES LEAVE!
>>69804578
I have been in tabletop shops and game clubs. I have never met more friendly, more harmless groups than them. Women just want attention and continue to bully little nerds by invading their hobbies.
>I apologise but the man is already out the door. I report the incident to the owner.
>“I’m not throwing away good customers just because someone is oversensitive.”
>When confronted with bigotry in the community, it costs nothing—indeed, I argue it is the moral imperative of the community—to shut it down clearly and unequivocally
Nice double think there.
>>69810039
whats the matter, is dr katz out today?
>>69823673
A Craftworlder would just kill you like the pathetic vermin you are in her eyes.
A Dark Eldar might indulge in some depraved beastiality, but the shit she would do to you, would make you wish that she was actually intending to kill you.
>>69823849
Does that diorama showcase her being actually raped?
What makes it great, is precisely the fact that it is a depiction of a moment, at which anything could happen. She could grab the knife, throw it at the guardsman with the lassgun before he can react, and pounce on the rest of his squad before they know wtf is happening, or the guardsman might realize what she is trying to do, and shoot her on the spot.
The reaching for the knife is a great fucking touch. It absolutely makes the diorama, and gives it great tension.
>>69821964
RPG net is to /tg/ stuff as any other feminist enclave is to their hobby.
Unfortunately due to it's "nerdiness" /tg/ stuff attracts nu males and "gamer girls" like flies to shit so we have a bit of a SJS problem
>>69824112
>A Dark Eldar might indulge in some depraved beastiality, but the shit she would do to you, would make you wish that she was actually intending to kill you.
How fucked up we talking?
>Craftworlder would just kill me
Wow rude.
>>69821176
The thing about space marines is that even if a girl was made into a spesh muhreen, the end result would be virtually indistinguishable from any other space marine.
The mutations, and gene therapies they undergo make them all into super buff, brick wall motherfuckers. That's the whole point.
So a Female space marine would be a female weightlifter from DDR, times 100, aka a buff, and gruff 8 feet tall motherfucker.
That is something the retards who want female space marines don't seem to get. Space marines are barely fucking human. They are made to be as strong and tough killing machines as possible, and that entails them becoming giant lumps of muscle.
>>69824298
They are effectively immortal degenerates who literally live off pain and were so degenerate they spawned a literal god of degeneracy with their collective physic fixation of being fucked up
So pretty fucked up.
>>69823673
Much like real life, it'd be over in a flash. ;)
>>69824112
You can clearly see one of the guardsmen pulling up his pants and another one holding her breast plate, that and the fact that it's called "the rape of an eldar" doesn't leave much else to the imagination of what went down.
But other than that, you're pretty much spot on.
>>69824298
Fucked up on the level of disemboweling you, and spreading all your internal organs, and skin all over the walls of her room, while keeping you still alive just so that you can watch her being railed by some Sslyth mercenaries.
>>69823603
>>gamers
>yeh. you're fucking cancerous if you identify as a gamer
>you deserve all the shit the SJWs give to you bc you're fucking retarded kek
This. It's awesome that feminists are wasting their energy on gamer garbage, leaving the corportate sphere safe for productive white males
>>69824630
The guardsman could be pulling them down.
It could be imminent rape/knife murder
>>69824547
That's really fucked up.
>>69824677
And that's really fucked up without any fucking. Disgusting.
>>69820822
It's like the left really attack those who share their beliefs to a degree cause they know they'll cave with pressure
>>69824630
He seems to be pulling them down imo.
The diorama makes the intentions of the guardsmen clear, however, it does not make it clear if they actually succeed in doing what they intend to. Again, the Eldar are physically superior to humans in every way fluffwise. She has a fair chance of killing all the guardsmen in the picture, and escaping.
And that is what makes the diorama so great imo.
>>69824834
>It's like the left really attack those who share their beliefs to a degree cause they know they'll cave with pressure
Exactly like the BLM on Bernie Sanders.
But yeah gaming is for cucks because it's consumerism at its finest.
>Hey goy spend your energy on this made up fantasy instead of changing the world around you and improving yourself
--gaming companies and sjws
>hurray, games let me escape how much of a loser I actually am!
--cucks
>>69824476
Even then, I'm pretty sure it's canon that space marines can only be male, they tried to make females but they weren't compatible with the gene seed process
always hated wh40k just because there's not even a remote chance of humanity winning ever
i mean what's the point of a doomed setting? even lovecraft was more forgiving
