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1 minutes ago, I was informed that the police are coming to my house intending to arrest me for drug trafficking, I have nothing with me.
How should I react and what to do?
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>>69796322
Are you sure it is the Police?
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AM I BEING DETAINED???
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>>69796322
kill them all they are corrupt to the core

RAMPAGE
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Brazilian police?

You're probably fucked m8
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>>69796393
Yes, my partner told me.
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>>69796322
>see flag
>kek
>rip in pepperoni
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>>69796322
just shoot and kill them? I mean you are in a 3rd world shithole so you probably will get away with it. Besides don't brazil police kill for no reason all the time anyway.
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just go with them and ask for Proofs


you didn't leave proofs did you?
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>>69796322
u live in brazil, you're fucked either way
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>>69796473

he snitched on you just bail RUN RUN
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stream it so I can upload it to liveleak after the police murder you
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Here take my gun, good luck fellow white man.
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>>69796322
Only way.
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Set out refreshments for them
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>>69796322
buttass nekkid and vigorously masturbating to bestiality and/or tranny porn
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>>69796700
upvoting this
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Pay them off. Or get a lawyer.
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FUCK MAN.
I was accused of conspiracy.
HOLY SHIT, WILL BE ARRESTED
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>Brazil
RUN
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I have one hour to present myself at the police station or will be considered fugitive
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Nigger you're in Bazil run like a Nigra on a trampoline wetlands nigger SHIT donkey
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>>69796322
hope you have a gun or Kenyan legs.
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>>69797884
Got money? Bribe them.
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Don't worry. They'll bring their own.
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>>69796322
just bail, brah
run
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>>69797884
Call them sand tell them you're on your way but you're contacting a lawyer first. Then call a lawyer on your way there.
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Why not take the honorable way and go blow yourself up. Better than prison and that way your suicide actually makes a difference :^)
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>>69796695
Hello Sweden. How is your proxy latency? Good I hope.
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>>69797884
Get a lawyer and show up at the police station...
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>>69796322
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
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Do not be taken alive, or you'll just starve to death in prison.
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>>69798853
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>>69796322
Right you have 2 options.

1. Show up with a lawyer
Or
2. Get a car thats not in your name and run.
1 might seem nice but chances are they have something on you or someone sniched, they will try to break you.
I would run
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>>69796595
>using a 69 gauge
>ever
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>>69798853
This is Australia at its finest.
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>>69796322
Run nigga run.
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>>69796473
Open your stove and turn the gas on, blow your favela up when they break in.
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>>69796588
dubs wills it.
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