Your wife gives birth and this comes out. What do you do?
>>69793585
Leave
>>69793585
Sigh in relief
>>69793610
Scott free
Walk out, slam door.
Drive off.
Never seen again.
Turn 360° and walk away
>>69793585
I'm black so be happy.
>>69793585
Looks about right. I plan on pumping a quadroon in an aryan qt :3
>>69793664
You won't be walking away then, retard alert.
>>69793664
That makes you a cuck. Turning 180° is the only option.
>>69793776
>>69793824
newfags
>>69793771
same brother
>>69793771
>planning on having children
>currently sitting on /pol/
when did your plan go wrong?
>>69793776
>>69793824
Wow you guys should take a 360 degree turn and get off 4chan
DNA test to make it official, and divorce her on grounds of infidelity once the results come back.
Then I'd never speak to her again.
>>69793912
lmfao
Wait for it to be handed to me and then slam it to the ground on it's head and stamp on the fucker.
My life would already be over at that point so I wouldn't care of the consequences. Probably try to kill y wife at the same time.
>>69793585
Good.. it's my wife's son.
>>69793824
>>69793776
Trolls trolling trolls. wew lad. This is 4chan you can't pretend you're retarded for (You)'s son
>>69793776
newfags alert
sup reddit
>>69793585
Murder suicide. Completely serious.
4th trimester abortion, of course.
>>69793585
Snap it's neck, then hers.
>>69793585
Throw my ring on the ground, spit in her face, get my immediate things at our house, drive back to my homestate, and hire a damn good lawyer.
>>69793585
Wonder how fucked up I must have gotten to have no recollection from the last 9 months of knocking a girl up or getting married, especially as a homo homo.
>>69793585
Criticize her and then leave.
>>69793610
Make sure she doesn't put your name on the birth certificate first.
Also make sure to grab some DNA to prove that you're not the dad (which is actually illegal in France without the mother's consent).
>>69793940
>implying the state gives a shit whether it's yours or not
>>69793585
ask for DNA test
>>69794338
>Make sure she doesn't put your name on the birth certificate first.
Why? It'll be legally void.
>>69793585
surprised that I'm married
>>69793585
Congratulate her, walk out, change locks, put her stuff in a rented garage, divorce her and live without her slut ass from that point on.
>>69793585
Tell your wife to flush the toilet.
>>69793585
Does that baby look more Indian than negroid to anyone else, by the way?
>>69794511
Based france
>>69794338
>which is actually illegal in France without the mother's consent
So what's the logic behind this? Doesn't this go exactly against the purpose of taking a DNA test (in this situation)?
>>69793585
very cute
moar baby pics
>>69793585
Wonder why baby is so light since I am darker that Darth Vader's taint
>>69794545
yeah
He's a qt too.
>>69793585
Both of us have dark skinned grandparents and/or parents so I wouldn't be suspicious at all.
We both won the genetic lottery. I'd be disappointed if my kid didn't. Eh, such is life with half-Hispanic DNA
>>69793585
Beat her to death with the baby.
wonder how I was able to maintain an erection with a woman long enough to ejaculate in her
>>69793890
I doubt I'll even get married senpai. But if I had the chance I would settle down with a women. but in the back of my head I'm thinking this will end in divorce and she'll take my shit and kids from me so meh
When did I get married to a niggress?
When did I find any sort of female companion? ;_;
>>69794574
>This is partially due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by society, rather than biology. French men often circumvent these laws by sending samples of DNA to foreign laboratories, but risk prosecution if caught. The maximum penalty for carrying out secret paternity testing is one year in prison and a €15,000 fine.
Maximum cuckoldry.
>>69793585
Name it Carl Jr.
In the USA any child born while you are married automatically sets you as the father, regardless of circumstance.
It's very rare to get off the hook for child support as the court isn't interested in doing what is "right" but rather making sure someone is paying the state back for the inevitable welfare benefits that the whore will beg for after you leave.
>>69793585
Leave
>>69793585
Call my son Dindunuffin Tyronne.
Refuse to sign paternity later. Move on with my life, do an AIDs test. Call a service to empty the house, if its mine then throw all her belongings to her friends house.
If she ever returns, I did ask him to give anal and humiliation sex to accept the parenting. Set a video camera (to avoid rape lawsuits), chain her because that my fetish, dont use lube and make her bleed and brake its rectum tissues. Call her a whore, piss on her and then kick her out of the house. Move to another neighborhood.
Upload said video in motherless.
>>69793636
>Walk out, slam door.
>Drive off.
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
wouldn't suprise me because my gf is black
>>69795146
>>69794764
>>69794808
Wow that's some nice fucking sexual equality going on right there. And I suppose we should to "take it like a real man"? Meanwhile the slightest inconvenience a women has gets written off as the ebil patriarchy!
>>69795146
>flag
>>69793585
I had sex?
>>69793776
>>69793824
newfags
>>69793585
do a maury povich dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g
>>69793585
be impressed, where the hell did she find a nigger
then put rat poison in their food
>>69794697
This desu. I'd love to live the white picket fence dream but it's scary as fuck now and I'm not sure I'll ever be comfortable enough to trust it wouldn't all go wrong.
>>69795608
>then put rat poison in their food
1. Woman's weapon
2. Rat poison isn't good for killing people for lots of reasons.
>>69794764
There won't be preservation even if the government coerces these people to do this.
>>69793585
Text my wifes bull a pic and thank him & his friends for breeding my wife in a gb
>>69794808
Flee to Cuba.
>>69795944
I don't think that would work honestly. However, moving to Florida and never divulging your new address/job and keeping a low profile usually works. Florida is the worst state in the USA for child support enforcement, especially if the order is from another state. I've seen stories of it taking over a decade before they even try to move on a case.
Leaving the country isn't as easy as you think.
>>69793585
Serve her with divorce papers the next day
Turn 90º and walk away
>>69794808
Plus the divorce rates are high. Men are just not going to marry.
>>69793585
laugh and leave, saying: enjoy being a single mother to a bastard nigger child you whore! hahahha P.S. I enjoy hearing the news that your father will make a cripple out of you for giving birth to a worthless parasite! enjoy yourself!
>>69793585
Look at my black wife and say im proud
>>69793956
Underrated.
>>69793629
t. Nigger
>>69793585
Ask the doctor how they mixed up constipation with pregnancy
>>69796188
It sure as fuck easy to enter it. The politicians turned the USA from Land of the Free into a damn rat trap.
>>69793585
sigh,grimmace and get on with it
NO IM JOKING I SUE AND LEAVE ASHAMED OF MISCEGINATED NIGGLET
>>69796403
she's your WIFE, german laws will force you to accept the kid and if you leave you will pay alimony if not for the kid then for the wife
>>69796494
ayyy lmao
>>69794384
In America they do. Infidelity is grounds for divorce, and if the kid isn't yours you don't have to pay for it.
Raise him to be an amazing sports star. Make him resent his mother and sluts in general. Have him make sure he hates his real dad. Once he becomes a pro athlete, divorce wife and have my loving black pet take care of me. Hopefully his mother hangs herself. At around 55+ I'll use that money and bang sluts on a world tour.
>>69796607
>she's your WIFE, german laws will force you
German laws don't mean shit, I'm Croatian so she can get stuffed ;)
>>69796607
>accept the kid
the father of my gf would slit her throat if hat would happen. lucky for me, my gf is based as fuck.
>>69793776
You fucking dope 360 is walking away. Dumb nigger
Look on the bright side. She just handed you an easy divorce with no child support on a silver platter. Let her shack up with Dontarius in da projeks.
>>69793585
Kid looks like an black/Asian half-breed, obviously the doctors mixed things up if it doesn't match the race of either parent.
>>69794808
DNA gets you off the hook my brother.
>>69793585
Make my ex-wife feel uncomfortable by starting a big scandal in the hospital that my child got swapped with somebody else's.
>>69796228
Dude you're a shill gtfo
>>69797117
genius
>>69793585
Don't sign the birth certificate, then leave.
>>69793776
>>69793824
I'm not sure if they're only pretending to fall for the 360 degree bait as a way to troll people who would call them newfags.
>>69793585
I met a 30something woman one time 2 months pregnant by another dude, married, and trying to fuck me. Lol. No tellin what was about to come out of her
>>69793664
Dumbass
>>69793692
Nigger
>>69793585
Execute Order 66
>>69793585
send to china, get back free organs
>>69797117
Spartan digits
also kek
>>69796477
cool flag bro.
>>69793585
Shoot it
Wait for a night when the mom goes off with her coal burner gal pals. Go into the little obligation's room. GENTLY put two fingers in the nostrils and GENTLY cover the mouth. Hold until it stops breathing. I stress GENTLY because you don't want to leave ANY possible sign of trauma. Then go back out to the living room and "fall asleep" on the couch. When she gets home act all shocked that the baby is still sleeping and go check on it. Pretend yo have massive freak out scream for her to call 911, etc etc (play the sad father role). They will chalk it up to another case of SIDS (SIDS babies typically die like this, they just stop breathing fir no good reason). Enjoy freedom.
>>69797060
not in every state...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joseph-e-cordell/problems-with-paternity-fraud-to-securing-parental-rights_b_9244342.html
http://www.abqjournal.com/636019/opinion/paternity-fraud-a-national-problem.html
Look at the time frame SIDS occur.
>>69793585
It feels good that both of my sons look just like me!
>>69793585
Raise it with love and affection. Teach him to value hard work, decency, and education. And lastly, Redpill him on the world.
Just because i'm cuck doesn't mean a innocent child should lose the chance at having a father.
>>69798789
Referring to >>69798140
>>69794384
In mexico they do.
Put it back in the vagina
While she's in pain, tell her that her pussy stinks and that she's worth less than a toilet bowl. Threaten to puke on the kid and stick my finger down my throat over the baby's head as she screams for me to stop.
Idk I'd have fun with it
The true moral thing to do is to take the kid from his mother. Keep it, remarry to a negress so you are not ashamed to raise it, and turn it into pro golf/ baseball star as others have said.
You actually have a net positive all around in this case. The mother loses her niglet, you get a house nigger, scholarships and diversity garbage laws can be exploited, make her pay child support, get brown sugar, and you have free reign to raise Tyrone Biggums Jr to be good American who financially supports you in old age.
It's not an ideal solution, but it prevents the cum dumpster from extorting you for her adulterous behavior, and by raising it right you prevent the mulatto from becoming a criminal monster who may come back to haunt you later.
>>69799615
yes- explain that you are just pre- digesting it. "We are going to eat it, right?"
>>69799773
That's actually a good idea, to put horror into her eyes.
>>69793585
put it in the toilet and flush it.
ponder if I mistakenly fucked her in the ass that one night of sexitime.
>>69793585
Take the baby and woman to the back of sauna
>>69793664
Merica!!! Fuck Yeah!!!
>>69793664
Well said, bro. Let's sit back and watch the furiners trip.
>>69799657
Logic over feels, sounds good m8.
>>69793585
Grind him up and sells him as a pork sausage.
>>69793776
>>69796744
Swedes, LOL.
>>69793585
I throw it on the GROUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
Well my wife is black so no surprise.
>>69793585
I wouldn't get myself in this position in the first place.
>>69796705
Yas, appropriate that nigga.
>>69793585
You can usually spot a coalburner from a mile away since they all look the same since nigger culture encourages only one style, music, and way of acting. They all have thin, oily hair, usually dye it, have tattoos, act brash and masculine, and talk like niggers. Not hard to know if my wife were a coalburner.
With that being said, if she did give birth to a nigger I'd leave.
