Congratulations! It's a beautiful baby girl.
>>69788539
good 2 see someboday knows the proper reaction to hoorifying news such as giving brith 2 a daughter when we all know boys make the best kind of children
>>69788539
I have a daughter. I plan on raising jer to not be a fucking whore, by you know, actually being a dad and in her life.
I just want a son, please for the love of god
>tfw no sisters so have absolutely 0 idea how you would go about raising a daughter
I've always been told boys are infinitely easier to raise - more identifiable interests, less secretive, less angst and emotion in puberty, less social issues with other kids (Guys will punch each other and get over it, Girls will be bitches on the emotional level and never forgive) and although they can be cunts, they will always respond to disciple if you administer it correctly
guess we'll have to try again as soon as her pussy isn't all torn open
>>69788539
Check your privelege, shitlord!
>Le boy or abortion meme.
shit
>>69788539
Yeah, doctor. But how is it possible for the child to be dark-eyed - like my friend Mahmoud - if both my wife and I ar- ... Oh.
>>69789325
you can't control her not being a whore
what you should do is marry her off when she's 18 to a smart/rich guy
>>69788570
this
>>69788539
>>69788539
>Oy Vey! good job enforcing the artificiality of genders, how can you say xe is a girl when xe hasnt decided xer hender? fucking racist trump supporter biggot doctor, check your privilege
>>69788539
Put it back in, needs more time in the oven.
>>69788539
Girls are actually less likely to cause problems if they are raised correctly
Women are follower that just do what they are told
>>69790232
unless she is told by her parents to "follow her heart" and she'll engage in maximum overslut
>>69790354
> if they are raised correctly
>not wanting a girl
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots? The father-daughter bond is one of the strongest most lovings things you will ever experience.
If you gonna be this dismissive of her then she will grow up with daddy issues and be the cum drinking slut you all fear
>>69790030
newborns have black eyes usually, even if they end up blue. Some babies are born with thick black hair that falls out and is replaced by blond hair after ~6 months
>>69790048
>smart rich guys marry peasants
What is this fairytale you're living in?
>>69788539
Who's this faggot? I selected a female doctor and all female nursing staff...
>>69790414
people have different ideas on how to raise a child correctly
the mainstream idea nowadays is to not raise her at all, just let her "be herself lmao"
>>69788539
BEAUTIFUL JEWISH BABIES
This is my nephew
>>69788539
>my brother has three blonde daughters oldest one is 7
I think he's checked out entirely
>>69790677
And that will lead to your daughter being a whore
If you dont want that raise her to follow your values
>>69790640
It's calles Jeb Bush's life
>>69790640
I wouldn't have kids unless I were rich to begin with
>always wanted to have 3 kids, two boys and a girl
>got testicular cancer instead and became infertile
Such is life
>>69788539
My wife's daughter
>>69788539
In the wise words of the Donald, "You have to go back."
>>69790495
Pretty sure it's the opposite, Abraham.
>>69788539
>tfw you cant avoid cuckery
>>69789325
>jer
>not a whore
At the rate you are going with this pronoun shit she will suck her first cock in gradeschool
>>69790856
>always wanted to have 1 child. A daughter
>be ugly and nobody wants to be with me
Such is life
>raising a daughter or any child in the current state of the West
>expecting them to turn out fine
>>69790986
>>69788539
>wanting to become like china
>like 50 dudes for every t-girl
>>69789325
>I plan on raising jer to not be a fucking whore
muslim spotted.
>>69788539
Gender is a social construct
let the kid decide if it's a boy or a girl.
>>69788539
>>69791114
Atheist actually
>>69788539
GOD DAMMIT!
At least I can teach her to be an evil bitch. (Her mother died during childbirth)
>>69791170
Delicious souvlaki bait
![YUmEs0D[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zm7iXwb.jpg "YUmEs0D[1].jpg")
>>69791235
Hope you're a nationalist at least
>>69788539
Boys as better pre-puberty. Better behaved and typically obedient and keen to listen and learn from their elders. A little autistic but in a cute sort of way. Puberty wrecks them and you couldn't pay me money to live in the same house a pubescent boy, they basically become complete loners shits obsessed with nothing but pussy and some random sperg interest until they mellow out at 40. They don't have any respect for anyone not in their peer groups and a strong tendency to be reactive and rebellious (which makes evolutionary sense because they have to leave the pack).
Girls on the other hand are sadistic little monsters as kids. They are always thinking and plotting and learning deception and subversion from a young age. You can never really trust or believe little girls because they hide their inner thoughts. However a PROPERLY raised girl mellows out around puberty and basically reaches full mental maturity in her teen years (which is usually considerably less than male potential) and forms close-knit bonds with pretty much anyone in her kin group. She typically answers to social hierarchy so as long as she is kept in a rigid system from childhood can become a model of virtue.
So all things being equal in a stable home, boys are great for the best "kid" experience and girls are better for the long term if you need that family bond to persist and reflect the values you have instilled.
>had no sisters growing up
>only me and a brother
>know that buying her toy robots and Lincon Logs n' shit would have a 9/10 chance of turning her xim rather than into a cute tomboy
I'd probably just raise a daughter as a girly-girl like my animus and farming games taught me, keep her the fuck away from social media and liberal counties, and then just hope she turns out okay.
[spoiler]If she shaves her twintails I'm disowning her.[/spoiler]
LET THE FONDLING BEGIN!!
>>69791361
I love my country, of course. I put my nation before all others, but the individuals liberty oit weights the needs of the many.
OMG I am so happy. Is my wifes daughter okay?
>>69790677
> just let her "be herself lmao"
And that's how you end up bringing Jamal and Mehmet into your house.
>>69791235
Then your daughter is going to be a whore. There is no rational secular reason to avoid whoreing around, she would just see you spewing nonsense.
>>69789325
This. I'm already making a list of all things I've ever interacted with and done, I want my kid to grow up exactly like I did. Which means I need to start smoking cigars and drinking wine for breakfast.
>>69788539
*unholsters gun*
>>69788539
I'm so happy. I know her father will be too.
>>69791790
Yes there is. Being selective in accepting genetic material to make a new person is pretty secular.
>>69790930
Well the eyes part is wrong but the hair is right I think. My parents say I came out looking like a monkey (no nigger intended, I'm white as the fucking foam of the sea) but now I can't even grow proper chest hair at 22.
>>69788570
fpbp
>>69791924
Thats just moving the goalpost. The argument then becomes that that its not slutty if its sex that can't lead to pregnancy. So she will go on the pill + use condoms or go nuclear and only have anal or oral. Not to even mention abortion.
We all know that it has nothing to do with babies, bastard children are just the obvious penalty.
>>69791779
I didn't imply it was the correct way
>>69789719
>less secretive, less angst and emotion in puberty
>believing this while on the same site as /pol/ and /r9k/
>>69792233
>being this narrow minded
Anytime you have sex, other than orally there is a risk of pregnancy. It's about teaching her to respect herself.
>>69789325
start with ip blocking tumblr in your house
Why the hell does everyone on 4chan think that in every scenario where a male has a proposed offspring, that he's mistaken and is not the father?
Why is this website so obsessed with adultery?
>>69788539
wtf how do you know the baby's gender shitlord it could be genderfluid
>>69792540
The issue still becomes a matter of procreation rather than promiscuity no matter how much you harp on about pregnancy chance which lets be honest is effectively zero with modern contraceptives used properly, not to mention future ones.
There is no risk with anal you moron, and even oral or handys would be degenerate. You have to instill her that a womans worth sexually is determined by her chastity and devotion which is a hard-wired into the very part of our brains that makes "romantic love" have any meaning at all.
Tell her she can't have it both ways, either she gives up on a meaningful and healthy family of her own (set by your own example) or she can wither away as a spinster who's bitter, old, and alone.
>>69792750
It's a meme you dip. And it's cuckoldry we're obsessed with, not adultery.
>>69790856
>always wanted a child
>dad had me at 50 so my kids most likely gonna be a retard
You guys are all dumb
99% of the time just raise her right and be a good father and she'll be fine. She'll be a coalburner for sure, however, if you hammer home your racist views. She'll reach her rebellious phase and get on the black donger train.
What exactly is it that you're all worried about? If it's them having lots and lots of casual sex then follow the instructions above, and also don't send them to college
>>69792750
Because women cheat a lot more than men.
>>69793089
You had a chance to be retarded but if you have your child young they wont.
>>69793089
Doesn't really matter how old your dad was does it? Sperm are sperm. It's your mother's age that matters.
But even so, why would it effect your children? Wouldn't you be the one who had the risk of being retarded?
>>69792750
Because women cheat, a lot
>>69793266
*affect
>>69793094
Wait, use reverse psychology. Tell her she HAS to have a black boyfriend.
>>69790232
Girls make far less problems than boys, but with puberty that changes completely.
>>69793266
>>69793247
http://www.forbes.com/sites/emilywillingham/2013/09/20/grandpas-age-linked-to-autism/#244738d8728b
>>69791810
So you want your daughter to grow up to be a sloot?
>>69793309
That might backfire if she is one of the few girls that don't go through a rebellious phase
Best to let them just fap to boy bands.
>>69788539
naaah, put it back in for a couple more generations. Give me a boy for now please.
>>69790048
>Land of all prostitutes talking about whores and parenting
>>69793309
uhh, no. You got to show her that her dad is the best man in her life.
>>69792972
Same thing.
>>69793299
>>69793205
>All women are evil!
*tips fedora*
>>69793299
>affect*
Damn, I was going to use that first but then thought the other was right
>>69788539
Congratulations! It's a beautiful black boy.
>>69790856
>>always wanted to have 3 kids, two boys and a girl
>got testicular cancer instead and became infertile
Use a sperm donor. Pick someone who is a perfect male specimen.
>>69793889
>literally arranging to be genetically cucked on purpose
>raising another mans offspring
I'd rather not have children at all
HOW DARE YOU MISGENDER THIS KID, CIS SCUM, NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER AGAIN.
>>69793850
>Black
>Beautiful
>>69794367
>>69788539
FUUUUUUUCK NOT AGAIN GOD DAMN IT
>>69788539
What's the cut off for abortions under Shillary clinton??
>>69788539
>Congratulations! It's a beautiful baby girl.
that guy's a fucking dentist.
WHOA, my boyfriend gave a birth? What is this magic?
>>69788539
k
i have more kids until at least 1 son
>>69788539
I don't see how that's a bad thing. A walking piggy bank waiting to be smashed.
>>69791972
It's all the estrogen in the water famiglia.
>>69790833
this rarefag
>>69788539
When my cousin was pregnant my grandmother did some sort of weird witchcraft ritual to grant her male offspring. She had a baby boy. Grandma did the same to my mother. Perhaps she half-assed the ritual because I'm a sterile quasi-hermaphrodite with non-functional genitalia. Fuck you, grandmother.
