New law in India
In order to run for office, you must prove you poo in loo
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/some-political-candidates-in-india-must-prove-they-use-a-toilet/ar-BBrgGTv
>>69783081
Why can't India just poo in loo?
>>69783242
Kapil Patil, slammed the law as unconstitutional, saying any Indian adult should be able to run for office without conditions.
“Is it not insulting to submit such a letter before applying for the candidature?” Patil said.
“Where I go to attend nature’s call cannot be anybody else’s business. The government’s responsibility is to provide toilets to everyone. One cannot hold the candidate responsible for the lack of toilets in the state.”
>>69783242
why can't you be specific,
just ask why poor people can't poo in a loo?
>>69783520
Why dont you poo in the loo?
>>69783520
POO IN LOO RAJEET
>>69783081
From the article, -Dr. Patel stated that, "I see no need to prove that I poo in the loo. What I do with my poo is up to me and not you. Thus, only a fool would make a rule that would have me prove that I poo in the loo. Ask not where your president poos, instead ask whether or not he can poo in the loo."
>>69783520
Is it genetic?
And to think 4chan achieved this with meme power alone
It's India, they'll probably just bribe someone and then poo in public.
Poojah best Indian name. Sounds like poo jar.
PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
THIS IS MY HARDEST POO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT
Ebin poojah http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6579407/Grimsby-Town-fan-letter-the-full-text-of-Poojahs-rant.html
>>69783589
>>69783567
why does it even matter to you?
>>69783242
Toilet witches hate India.
>>69783839
Because when I phone tech support I want someone civilized enough to toilet poop.
>>69783839
Is poo a delicacy in India?
>>69783081
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>>>69777204
>>69783774
>>69783839
Answer the question
>>69783774
kek
>>69783081
kek, post loo or gtfo is catching on
>>69783774
>>69783933
R A R E
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>>69783342
>candidature
Big word for a street-shitter.
>>69783774
heartykek
>>69783774
Kekitykek
>>69783520
He did say poor people
>loo licenses
>>69783081
Meme magic is getting out of control m8s
>>69783081
This is wonderful news. We're watching Indians evolve in real time. Truly amazing.
>>69783081
Is this whole shitting in the streets a giant meme that I am falling for?
... because what the fuck. I believe all of it.
What the fuck is wrong with India?
India is so fucking pathetic and proof that white people should rule every country
>>69783081
This makes alot of sense if you cant shit in a toilet you shouldnt be in politics
India please, it's time to accept that the world is moving in a pro-loo direction.
>>69786720
I believe indians shit on the street not because they are dumb but because its comfier than their third world >>69786720
out houses meaning its just a part of their weird culture.
>>69787023
This white people should run every country brown and black people dont seem to get the big picture when it comes to civilization
Do the call centers have loos, or do they just go out to the alley?
Are they designated by gender, or are there unisex shittng streets?
POO
O
O
I thought this was a meme for the longest time, how big of an issue is this really?
DESIGNATED
>>69787692
Fly into Mumbai. Even before exiting the jetway the first thing you notice is the smell.
The whole of the country is a melange of sweaty armpits, feces, death, and curry. You never really adjust. The brain just shuts down the nose until you leave.
>>69783342
>The government’s responsibility is to provide toilets to everyone
Oh my god it sounds like our niggers.
>>69783774
le upboat
>>69787196
I believe they've the runs 24/7 and they just fail to reach a toilet.
>>69783774
ayy
>>69783081
Next step: they must prove they don't swim with corpses.
>>69787692
There was a huge article about it in the economist a year or two ago. Nothing any of the NGOs seem to do works. They build free toilets in India but nobody uses them because they're scared or rapists and witches
>>69789702
>>69787692
>India has 60.4 per cent people without access to toilet: Study
>“Nearly 40 per cent of India’s children are stunted; this will affect both their life chances and the future prosperity of India. India also has high rates of maternal and newborn mortality linked to sepsis,” the report said.
http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/india-has-60-4-per-cent-people-without-access-to-toilet-study/
PRESIDENT PATEL
OH, PRESIDENT PATEL
DO YOU POO IN A LOO
OR DO YOU POO IN THE WELL?
I POO IN THE LOO
AND YOU SHOULD TOO
BUT PRESIDENT PAJEET
HE SHIT IN THE STREET
>>69790937
>>69783774
KEK
>be india
>finally can afford loo for everbody
>due to drought no water to flush poo
>get water from Ganges
>flush poo with even more poo
>loos clog
>india drowns in shit
>>69783081
Having to shit in the streets leads to violence against women...
>>69790937
>filename
AYY MIS COSTADOS XD
>>69792853
You bet it does.
>The partially clothed victims were found on the road by a passerby at around 11 pm (IST). The passerby called the Delhi Police, who took the couple to Safdarjung Hospital, where Jyoti was given emergency treatment and placed on mechanical ventilation.
> She was found with injury marks, including numerous bite marks, all over her body. According to reports, one of the accused men admitted to having seen a rope-like object, assumed to be her intestines, being pulled out of the woman by the other assailants on the bus.
>Two blood-stained metal rods were retrieved from the bus and medical staff confirmed that "it was penetration by this that caused massive damage to her genitals, uterus and intestines".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Delhi_gang_rape
>>69793111
ya can't ban metal rods
>>69793111
Stay classy, India.
>>69790937
God damn that bouncing nigger shit pisses me off every time.
