Aussie slang thread
Where I live, a cigarette is a 'dart', gum is 'chuddy', both of those things are 'shouted', women of questionable morals are 'bitties', 'wan' (wan u, wanem) is an acceptable way of saying 'what's up', your mates are called 'joogz' and if anything happens to you or anyone else it pertains to your 'hole' (Your hole, izhole, my hole).
This is in far north Queensland, by the way.
FNQ is basically a different country. they do things differently up there
>>69776359
We do, we're all proper shit cunts.
Oh, another thing to add, if you wanna fight someone, you ask them to 'ark up'
Scarnon poofs,
Me mates call me Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at shithouse pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? Fuck mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.
Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet ass VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all fucken fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.
>>69776510
Remember that time a handful of Vietnam gooks defeated your entire military?
>Scoreboard.
whwere i am from we say "sgwowinon" instead of
"scarnon"
"sgwowinon" as, "what's going on"
scarnon just souinds retarded
>>69776760
I don't understand the mashing of words. "Oi wan u but can ya shout me a dart joog? Izholeeee" Is something I instantly understood due to our innate ability to discern meaning from language and tone, but when a boong just shouts sounds at me it makes no sense.
>>69776311
>>69776359
>>69776422
>>69776725
>>69776760
You're all faggots
>>69776725
Aye, I'm so straight I'll fuck you in the spiderhole for a taste of your Tooheys.
Fuck you cunt, I shit CentreLink Paychecks like they were money, M8.
>>69776896
joog sounds like the russia n droog if anything
aussie IRL meems are far advanced, but i feel it is so because most of them are fucking retards
How about the standard aussie greeting of "gdaymatehowareya" usually given when shaking hands and although it's technically a question you don't actually need to answer it
Mundee, choosdee, wensdee, thursdee, fridee, satdy, sundee
7's get
>>69777267
"How ya going mate"
"Yeorightmayte"
"notoobadaye"
>>69776911
When amerifats can't even use fresh memes
why can't australians stop saying "shrimp on the barbie" jesus christ it's like a nervous tick for you guys
The car is a "cunt"
The door is a "cunt"
The fencepost is a "cunt"
The shrub near the driveway is a "cunt"
All the animals in the trees are all "cunts"
The misus is a "right cunt"
The shrimp from the barbie is "this cunt right here"
amidoinitrite?
>>69777651
I don't know honestly.
>>69777651
Literally take any adjective and put cunt after it and it's correct.
brandon go to sleep you dumb cunt
Here's a book everyone should check out
>>69777830
Well I'll tell you one thing. It was thanks to Australia that I learned the difference between how to be a "sad cunt" and how to be a "fully sick cunt"
>>69776311
>bitties
>wan
Sounds like super gay words said by teenagers.
Underage b& pls.
