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Should /pol/ create a /pol/-established religion for Lord Kek?
>>69772418
Kek died so that democracy may live.
>>69772418
It has already begun.
>>69772499
Bless your dubs, Anon
>>69772515
Kek lives on!
>>69772499
doubles confirm
PRAISE KEK
>>69772639
>>69772719
>>69772820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik4PyoXQmP0
>>69772418
>>69772499
>>69772567
>>69772639
>>69772719
>wanting to unironically praise satan because the dank memes
kek
>>69772499
witnessed
>>69773013
Haha Kek has not chosen you straya
>>69773088
Visualized
>>69772418
Where does feels man fit in to the religion?
Is he pepe's prophet?
>>69773362
"The Frog Clan belongs to the element of Water. The Medicine of Frog is “Cleansing.” People of the Frog Clan have deep and easily flowing feelings which allow them to bring fresh new feelings into any given project flushing away stalemates or obstacles."
>>69773362
From the religious texts and statues I've seen, he seems to be Kek's acolyte, spreading feels and bittersweet keks in Pepe's name.
>>69772418
I'm concerned that some idiots here take this kek shit seriously.
>>69772418
>non believers
>>69772418
Yes
>>69772418
Is kekism religion of peace?
>>69772418
absolutely heretical
stop worshipping a golden calf and return to the lord
>>69774061
yes anon
>pol falling into idol worship
This is the worst. This degeneracy is worse than anything. Worse than your daughter getting fucked by jamquan 1990 times over. Worse than tattoos. The day /pol/ has an official religion based on an IDOL is the day pol is destroyed again. You think this is all in good fun? It's NOT.
LEVITICUS 26:1
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up [any] image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I [am] the LORD your God.
>>69774200
>believing in a magical kike on a stick
Did you ever even used rational thought in your life? Your beliefs are stupid and made up by kike shepherds
Praise the one and only true Kek
>>69774298
>"magical kike on a stick"
unpure heathen detected
>>69774298
Fuck off Lithuania. Why don't you go be polands tumor again so people at least know you exist.
>>69774200
>falling for the Jesus meme
>>69774200
>2016
>worshiping the dead jew
>not praising Lord Kek
>>69772418
God is not mocked.
The God of the Bible is a meta-God or principle of principles.
Pagan gods are personifications of natural forces, nothing more.
This is why it is not a contradiction or hypocrisy when various historical Christian authors talk about Venus or Lilith.
Then again, if you buy into idolatry, you're an idiot twice over for trying to feed an inanimate object and denying God.
Psalm 115: Their idols are silver and gold, the work of human hands. They have mouths, but do not speak; eyes, but do not see. They have ears, but do not hear; noses, but do not smell. They have hands, but do not feel; feet, but do not walk; and they do not make a sound in their throat.
I know my GOD is real and powerful. I love you all and would pray that you all abandon your IDOLS because they have no power.
>be anon kek worshipper
>"xd praise kek"
>die
>go to hell
>"fugg i really should have not worshipped a frog"
>>69774618
>they have no power
>ignoring meme magic
pick one
>>69774618
>I know my GOD is real and powerful.
>never performed a single miracle in the age of digital recording
>>69774688
Everyone is going to hell with that logic.
>>69772418
Do it motherfucker
Get a pantheon. Get some rituals and shit. Get some scriptures and doctrines
Kek will rise again and save the world
>>69772418
Absolutely
Praise him
>>69774814
>ignoring meme magic
wew lad
>>69772418
If it ever gets big enough we should build a temple
>>69775123
would donate to kickstarter
>>69774200
"Kek and Kauket were the primeval darkness that surrounded the primeval water of Nun. They were "the darkness beyond the horizon, before the creation and outside the created world"
It is not surprising that the god of darkness and obscurity appeals to the denizens of a site with a strong and beloved tradition of anonimity.
Who else was in the original Kek thread?
It was glorious
I hope someone has it saved
>>69772418
/pol/ needs multiple gods, Kek and Baal, praise kek and baal.
>>69775472
RARE AND TRUE
DUB-S CONFIRM KEK
>>69775533
Baal did crane 9/11
>>69774200
>quoting the HEBREW bible
>>69775472
Kek was also thought of as the bringer of light as they were seen as a representation of the transition from dark to light.
It's like poetry. We are enlightenment coming from the dark (anonymity).
>>69772499
>>69772567
The "person in front of computer" glyphs are almost disturbing.
>>69775276
>not kekstarter
>>69774200
>don't praise false idols
>HURR DURR GUYS LET'S PRAISE THIS JEW IDOL WHO DIED ON A CROSS
The irony is ridiculous.
The only idol I can see praising is The Frog God.
Take your false idol to the loo.
>>69775623
Baal did lots of things, Praise them both. Their's only one way to find true god and true faith, worship them all.
How do dubs represent Kek?
>>69772418
So I've been shopping around for gods to worship, what does Kek offer in return for my devotion?
>>69776488
Dank memes and dubs obviously.
>>69772418
oh great KEK thanks for allowing me to experience life.
>>69776488
meme magic
> could someone post the bomb picture with pepe written on the wall?
>>69776007
Post yfw you realise the last glyph, representing internet/meme magic resembles a twisted pair UTP cable
>>69776863
Thanks anon, saved.
The Dubs in this thread
HE HAS RETURNED!
Guy's I'm a little scared of kek.
Does the manifestation of fear give him power?
>>69772499
Where can I buy this?!
>>69777144
Checked. It was on Amazon, but me and 2 other anons bought the last ones this past Friday.
>>69777008
praise kek
>>69777071
yes
>>69777277
>>69777144
>>69776722
>>69776488
>>69775955
>>69775611
>>69775533
>>69775066
>>69774688
>>69774200
>>69773999
>>69773088
>>69772499
Seriously, what is up with all these dubs?
>>69777277
KEK
NOTICE
ME
>>69777350
MEME MAGIC
>>69777008
eternal keks
>>69777277
The seller is probably trying to figure out why the demand for these statues are up 3000%
>>69775564
I'm conflicted. It was us in /x/ that have been researching and practicing MM that led to this movement. I'm a Christian and now i regret teaching you fags the ancient ways.
>>69772418
>Should /pol/ create a /pol/-established religion for Lord Kek?
When I was 50 I asked my dad what he would do if Godzilla came to town and started rampaging.
He said, "I'll drink a cup of coffee."
I didn't get his response at the time. Why wouldn't you run or hide? I thought he was just giving me a cop out answer because it would never happen. Later I realized that if Godzilla really did come to town, running or hiding will be of no use. Godzilla will destroy the entire city and you can't get away from that. When confronted with finality, humans will simply stick to routine.
So. What will people do when You establish it? I think they'll all drink a cup of coffee.
Try it but at the end, the frog shall run dry.
Trust me, I'm a Doctor after all
>>69777277
I was thinking to myself; I wonder what this seller thinks about suddenly selling all those frogs out of no where. I got one back at the dank 9.11 price
>>69772418
already exists
>>69777510
/x/ is just jelly that they were doing it wrong for years, and pol got it right on their first try.
>>69777521
here. I give you a Godzilla
>>69777510
>VLC
kill yourself
Can kek get me mag 7's?
Please kek, give me those 7's.
>>69777527
Watch them come back in a week at $30.00 a piece
>>69777706
One does not ask for the sixes. One is given them through Kek's will alone.
7's for Eesti
pls kek
>>69777350
Our great lord kek has noticed us, and granted us the power of the dubs.
Kek wills it
PRAISE HIM
>>69777778
DAMN IT
>>69772418
hexa 7's confirms lord kek as the real and only god.
PRAISE KEK!
I cannot waiver. All hail lord Poseidon
>>69777727
I should have scalped these things when I had the chance
>frogs are taking over my lake
>>69772418
We should establish an online education course and call it the /pol/ school of memetic warfare.
>>69778708
I like this idea, will include studies on cultural Marxism, Yuri etc.
>>69774200
Christcucks on suicide watch.
>>69775872
>bringer of light
>morning star
>lucifer
take your fag memes and stick them up your ass
>>69777277
>heket
more like check it
>>69773362
Wojak represents us as we were before we discovered the power of meme magic.
HIJAK represents us embracing the power.
>>69782044
>get doubles in a kek thread
>thread dies
You're all infidels.
Praise kek
>>69772418
BRAISE
