Daily reminder to hide all Canadian threads and ignore canadian posters.
Fuck you Canada... at least Australia is funnier.
>women don't find ya handsome
>don't find you handy
>make thread on /pol/
mfw
>>69767817
You must have a shit sense of humour m8
You need to have a few brewskis and maple syrup cones first to relax
What compels a Canadian to shitpost?
>>69768811
Americunts goad us. This thread, for example.
sage all sliding threads
>>69768811
Depression
>>69767817
Lately Canadians are getting to much into cuck porn.
>>69767817
Why is Lao Yang putting up that "for sale" sign?
>>69767817
this is surprisingly accurate
>>69767817
Thanks mate. These Canadians seem to think that they're funny somehow.
Let me make it perfectly clear to you hipster lumberjacks:
The only time you're relevant, is when we need something to laugh at.
>>69768811
Jealousy.
>>69770196
Because there are LOTS of chinese investors buying lands and buildings here.
>>69770196
Chinamen effectively own the West Coast. Cunning manlets, that's for certain.
I bet shitposting correlates with low vitamin D levels in the long dark Canadian winter.
>>69770723
>>69770774
>australia
>laughing
>samefagging constantly
No hat, no play Pom
>>69767817
I met a Canadian couple during my travels through the orient. The guy started telling me how he was cucked once when an Ex of his left him a Dear John letter.
Why is he using a VGA cable in current year?
>>69775032
That's just how fucked up Canada is. HDMI is like alien technology to us.
>>69767817
Physical contact between the family is important. It leads to closeness and proper bonding.
It can go too far, however.
For example, imagine your daughter suffers from depression and anxiety. She hasn't told anyone except for you. And it's you, her father, who she turns to when she's feeling down. And one Friday night she has had a breakdown, and she just needs someone to hold. So she comes and cuddles with you, her father, on the couch. She cries a little bit, but eventually she falls asleep, straddling you. But you start to feel slow rhythmic movements against your pelvis. She is slowly pushing her pussy against your dick, back and forth. Her legs wrap around you a little tighter as she positions herself so that her clit is rubbing against your now erect cock.
Obviously in this situation, the wrong thing for the father to do would be to strip her off and fuck her. But nor should you throw her off. The best approach, of course, is to pretend not to notice, and lay there with your daughter as she slowly brings herself to orgasm, rubbing her clit against your cock. She can't entirely control the quivers which run down her body as she reaches her peak, nor her sweaty panting, but in the morning, when you both wake up and give each other a morning kiss, still lying in the straddle position, you pretend you never noticed a thing.
>>69776861
There is such a thing as counter-incest, where fathers withdraw affection from their teenage daughters so that they don't reveal their attraction to them. It leads to daddy-issues.
>>69768811
Severe depression is the root of shitposting.
Winter = Canadian shitposting is really bad. We never see the sun in this frozen wasteland.
Summer = Aussie shitposting is really bad. They're baking in the heat in a post apocalyptic desert.
>>69775093
>im from outside of ontario
KEK chink fuck off
>>69770196
Great DOC!
