How can something so vile, so disgusting and abhorrent, be viewed as a fixture in a place like Australia?
Is this direct proof that some cultures are indeed inferior to ours?
>>69763008
Vegemite is mad you faggot. You cunts just can't hack it. Foreigners make a big deal out of tasting it so they spread too much on. here are australian vegemite instructions:
>use slice of fresh bed.
>Apply decent amount of soft Butter/Margarine
>Use 1/3-1/4 that amount of Vegemite and spread evenly.
>Profit
Even Australians think its disgusting when you have a whole bunch at once. Its just retards eating too much at once.
>>69763281
>he cant take in a large amount of his own national treasure
soft cunt
>>69763281
Vegemite sucks.
Marmite sucks.
Bovril is awesome.
>>69763008
Had it for lunch famalam some good shit.
>>69763281
Maybe if your a pussy but i use no butter (on anything ever) and a shit load of Vegemite
But i do agree mos people use too much the first time and are shocked.
I once shoveled half a jar of that directly into my mouth with a spoon because it tasted good. My only regret is that it was made by Kraft.
>>69763008
>Fucken Septics whinging about shit food.
Fark m8!
Masterrace reporting in.
>>69763008
Marmite is nice on toast and has alot of nutrition.
Why are Americans so obsessed with what other people eat?
>>69766613
If you come for a visit, you'll go back home laughing and thinking even British food beats what we eat handily.
>>69763281
>how to eat instruction
thats how you know its shit
>>69763281
>>69766758
Bullshit. He'll go home thinking we eat the same shit he does except we have tex-mex instead of Britain's interpretation of Paki food.
Daily reminder that we culturally appropriated the UK's deep fried candy bars. They invented it and we took all of the credit.
>>69763008
My grandfather ate meat from several Australian bodies in WW2 and he says that they taste exactly like vegemite.
If the soldiers hadn't been starving they would have just spat the disgusting Aussie meat out.
Eater sandwiches talks about the national cuisine.
>>69763281
Vegemite isn't bad. In my uneducated burger opinion, it tastes like a more yeasty, concentrated beef bullion. It's alright used very sparing with a small dab of butter.
>How much yeast you want on that, fampai?
>>69766481
Your national cuisine is literally a knock off of American cuisine with some Vegemite and a bit of seafood (though Cajuns and east coasters eat more of it than you do) dumped on top of it.
>>69766368
Honourary Australian
Australia is stupid
>>69766368
That's like $3 worth of vegemite in one go.
I was first converted by Billy Connolly. I'd tried marmite and just didn't like it. Vegemite is amazing. Just too damned expensive here.
>>69768028
Vegemite tastes good, but Americans think it's a condiment like peanut butter and don't realize that it's so salty, savory, and overpowering. That's what turns everyone off. It's intended as a condiment that is used very sparingly. Americans are used to massive portions of everything, so the concept of "less is more" tends to be lost on us.
>>69768189
Except with Branston Pickle. I'm not sure you can put too much Branston Pickle on a cheese sandwich.
Going to have some Vegemite on toast now thanks for reminding me how awesome it is.
>>69768230
fuckin yeeeeees toasted cheese, branston, and ham sandwhich is my favourite toasted sandwhich to make
>>69768119
Truth be told an Australian shipped me a few jars for laughs. I didn't pay for shit.
Explain the taste of vegemite to an ignorant burger
>>69767968
The fuck are you on about?
>fish and chips
>pie floater
>spag bog
>felafel with the lot
Go eat a burger, burger.
>>69768230
There is literally no such thing as too much Branston Pickle.
>>69767541
What your grandfather was trying to tell you is that he's a massive faggot.
Of course he knows what Aussie meat tastes like, he was sucking Aussie cock for the duration of WW2.
The brits have the best spread in the anglosphere.
>>69768234
Damn, I just got a cravin' for some vegemite toast meself
>>69763008
Yeast extract (MSG) is just something put in cheap food over here to make it slightly less unpalatable. What kind of shit are you people eating that they sell a brand name of the stuff to be added to things?
>>69763008
>>69768455
Similar to soy sauce.
>>69763008
Shit food makes for shit posters.
Aussie gov. is using Vegemite to increase number of Australians on /pol/.
>>69763008
>drink pure vinegar
>eeeew vinegar is disgusting
>>69763008
pussies
fucking aussies that's not food.
this is food you numales....
can I have the eyes, at least eat the lest.
And I will give you 2 cures of testo eth
>>69763008
Vegemite is delicious.
It's not as tasty as pic, though.
Australians will disagree, but I don't give a fuck, because they're cunts.
>>69768475
Pickle spread?
>>69768464
>Fried fish and french fries -- that's totally something no one here eats
>pot pie (which we all eat) floating in a disgusting looking pea puree
>That's a funny way of saying Americanized spaghetti
>That's some Paki shit you imported. That's just as ridiculous as Americans claiming they invented the taco.
Retard.
>>69763008
>Vegemite
>Disgusting
Have you even tried it nigger? And by "tried" I mean "put a small dab on buttered toast", not "eat a straight spoonful like a fucking limp lipped nigger savage".
>>69768771
I sometimes drink pure vinegar. Well, pure 3% vinegar or whatever it is they sell at the grocery store. It's tasty.
>>69768902
Branston Pickle.
Upon seeing it at my house in the states for the first time, a friend called it "Mixed vegetables kimchi'd in a less than sanitary vagina"
Then he tried some in my Branston Pickle Tuna Salad.
Now he keeps one of the preposterously expensive jars of it at his house too.
>>69768914
Holy shit.
Now all you have to claim is your own invention is "school shootings".
;^]
Toime for a cuppa methinks.
>>69769012
Apple cider (with "Mother") is supposed to be breddy gud for you fa.malam
>>69769377
Apple cider *vinegar*
>>69769242
Except we have Cajun/Creole food, Soul/Southern food, shitloads of unique east/west coast dishes, etc.
You forget how large and diverse this country is. Keep eating Americanized and British dishes with absolutely no innovation. Vegemite is just a re-branded Marmite, by the way. Shit is exactly the same.
>>69768902
>Pickle spread?
Enlighten me, that sounds really tasty.
>>69769377
Yeah I should get on the apple stuff. Obviously my body must be missing something if I'm driven to drink USP grade acetic acid.
>>69768914
>That's just as ridiculous as Americans claiming they invented the taco.
Apparently Mexico isn't in the Americas.
Nice education you got there, skipped geography, huh?
>>69769521
poached egg best egg
>>69769521
Mashed up greeny/yellow shit that is nice on a ham sandwich
>>69769471
>Cajun/Creole food, Soul/Southern food
Literally claiming negro food as your own.
>tfw deepfried Dimsims were an Aussie invention...
>>69768464
Not listing snag on bread
>>69769817
Look at this desperate cuck arguing semantics. In every nation outside of the USA/Canada, "America" is a reference to the United States and you know that. I hope you're just roleplaying as a retard. Enjoy your Americanized pizza with eggs dumped on top of it in order to make yourselves feel Australian. Why are you guys even a country, anyway? You're an irrelevant colony somewhere between Canada and Hong Kong. At least the USA did a few things to differentiate itself from Britain.
>>69766481
There's always one promite plonker.
>>69770040
Cajun food is a conjunction of French/Spanish/Native influences. Creole food is the same with some Africa dumped on top of it. All of it was invented and embraced on our soil hundreds of years ago so it's as American as it gets.
>>69763281
Perfect. The butter to Mite ration is key.
>>69770000
hear hear
>>69763008
Kids in Australia and here are brought up with the stuff so they are practically forced to like it. The poor fuckers. It tastes like literal shit
>>69770462
It's really not bad. It tastes like pic related with a lot more yeast. It's best used in small quantities with bread and butter like you cucks eat it. The stuff also can accentuate beef stews if used sparingly.
>>69763008
>>69770040
Soul/southern food was originally prepared by slaves for their masters, with the exception of chicken wings. Slaves were given the shitty cuts of meat and made it palatable by deep frying it.
That's why gizzards, dark meat, and wings are popular at soul food places and Church's and Popeye's.
At some point whitey tasted it and realized it's delicious.
I personally have no problem with enjoying nog food, America has loads of non-whites and most of their food is great, except sushi.
Sushi is fucking disgusting, I'd rather lick my own asshole for dinner than eat sushi.
>>69768914
>Americanized
What, do you just add fat?
>>69771016
Better than adding mushed up spiders.
>>69763008
Vegemite and cheese sandwiches are like the best hangover food
>eating the food colouring jew
why do people eat vegemite? even the name sounds awful, half the name is also the name of a blood sucking parasite
>>69763281
>>69767285
just use peanut butter, that way putting too much on the bread is actually a good thing
>>69770677
>yeasty beef broth paste on bread is an acceptable meal
>>69763008
It's like blue cheese, it gets the taste buds FIRED UP.
>>69771549
It's not any more acceptable than some processed, peanut butter and corn syrup laden jelly sandwich.
It's just a cultural thing. Most people outside of the USA consider peanut butter on par with Vegemite/Marmite.
>>69770119
Not election day yet m8!
>>69770279
Beck to yur fush und chups m8
>>69770344
>>69770999
ITT: Merkins claiming cuisine as their own.
>>69770378
A Perfect Ratio.
>>69770999
You're too right about sushi there cunt. I visited some friends in Japan and it was all those fags wanted to eat.
>>69763008
If your country doesn't have an "ite" then you're a third world soft cock.
>>69771859
>ITT: Merkins claiming cuisine as their own.
American is as much of a race as "Roman" was. We're all European mutts with some Hispanic and African people thrown in.
>>69772052
Speak for yourself, mixblood. I'm more American than easily half the pinko faggots in this country, but that doesn't stop me from being a fullblood.
>>69763281
First rule of cooking: if you need to cut it 1-1 with butter (not margarine, that's not a real food you trailer-living fuck) it's not a good food.
>>69763008
I heard it tastes like soy sauce.
Damnnn I love soy sauce!!
>>69763008
Honestly, I've never had vegemite, but I always wanted to.
I imagine it tastes very salty.
Fuck, you Aussies are making this shit sound good
Where can I get some vegemite in New Jersey, lads, I need to try this
>>69770782
KEK
>>69772346
>Alway saute in a blend of olive oil and butter.
>>69772346
> food with butter is bad food
> brb gonna get my fried butter
How could Americans get any stupider?
>>69772257
So what are you a full-blood of, you dumb faggot? Are you a conglomeration of many different European nationalities with a native ancestor thrown in somewhere (like nearly all Americans) or are you an elusive first generation immigrant?
You're obviously the former, which is why Americans are so autistic in their stormfaggotry.
>>69763008
i like it
>>69772568
I'm a fourth-generation immigrant, tyvm. The interbreeding didn't really get wild until my generation.
As for where in Europe, the borders are always changing anyway, so I consider it from a geographic perspective.
Australians are subhuman trash , Hitler gassed the wrong people . Final solution to the Strayan problem when ?
>>69772759
>>69772692
>As for where in Europe, the borders are always changing anyway, so I consider it from a geographic perspective.
So you have no idea--just like basically everyone else in the USA. I bet if you did a DNA test, you would kill yourself out of shame.
> Riboflavin (vitamin B2) is part of the vitamin B group. It is the central component of the cofactors FAD and FMN and as such required for a variety of flavoprotein enzyme reactions including activation of the shit posting fissure on both cerebral hemispheres of the mammalian brain.
>>69772529
>>69772531
>they think using butter or olive oil to lubricate a pan is the same as dolloping a tablespoon of butter into your tablespoon of vegemite to make it palatable
There's a good reason you don't see that shit in restaurants or recipes. We're not talking about worchestire sauce or soy sauce here.
>>69772871
I think Escoffier said olive oil and butter, 50/50.
We're not even going to talk about making good brioche...
>>69772871
i don't even use butter lol, amerifatty mad cause vegemite doesn't taste like corn syrup. sad!
>>69763008
Fact: you are not a hardcore Aussie unless you eat vegemite on toast without butter.
Butter is for casuals.
>>69772844
Out of shame? I don't think so. Maybe if my suspicions about who raped whom turned out to be incorrect.
I'm sorry you're so mad about it, though. Having a culturally-homogeneous extended family is pretty nice in any case. Family is the most important thing, really.
>>69763008
What even is vegemite?
>>69772993
This shitty vanishing captcha made me more angry than your terrible reply.
>>69767892
No thank you champ, your mum is yeasty enough and coincidentally her vagina is a bucket of fat and salt handled by niggers as well
>>69773090
Would you want to buy a jar of vegamite or a 4chan pass? I choose both because I pay like 20x more every month just for an interbutt connection, but I would recommend both.
Fuck Jewgle. I know the guy who invented captcha in the first place, and he kicked off this huge movement of retarded cult followers who couldn't even make it as economists if you paid them.
>>69768844
Took this from another thread for you slick
>>69773090
was moving the mouse around too much exercise for you
>>69770258
>>69769817
Jesus you took the bait hardcore
>>69763008
How can something so vile, so disgusting and abhorrent, be viewed as a fixture in a place like America?
Is this direct proof that some cultures are indeed inferior to ours?
>>69773073
Is comings from food libraries
>>69773506
>hurr durr hurr durrr
Congratulations on their epic win. I was truly rused. Pen this troll down in the history books.
>>69773757
That's not a fixture, and even those who tolerate it would not celebrate it. Outside of an SJW fringe that everyone hates.
>>69773238
dude...
>>69773073
It's something like peanut butter, but it's made out of vegetable matter unsuitable for anything else processed into a paste.
A hundred or two years ago, Ausfailia had nutritional problems because of their inadequate local food production, along with a strained supply chain to anywhere else. So, this processed food was developed to allow vegetable consumption for those who had a hard time getting it otherwise. Basically to counteract scurvy and other similar diseases. It has since turned into a cultural tradition in that country, since contemporary Ausfailians were all raised to eat it by their parents, and their parents were raised to eat it by their grandparents, and so forth. It is widely regarded as disgusting by non-Ausfailians, but like mother's milk it is considered delicious by those who have been consuming it since infancy.
Add on to that the Ausfailian's natural impulse to form in group membership bonds based on superficial things, and a proclivity towards violence and shitposting, and you have a recipe for some nonsense to fight about that doesn't matter to any outsider, but the insiders are very touchy about.
Oh, and also euros love to use cuisine to stereotype one another. So there's that, aquafresh.
>>69763937
Marmite is tasty as fuck (i love twiglets). Vegemite's a bit too salty but tasty as fuck when eaten described by anon above.
I have no idea what bovril is but will google it
>>69774162
It's not anything like peanut butter. Jesus Christ.
You are a king-kong-level nigger.
>>69774277
Look, it's a simile. Don't overextend it, and sure as fuck don't get pissy about it.
There's a type of taste we get called Umami that is set off by Vegemite. It's an acquired taste. It may take some time for you to be able to enjoy it. But definately get into it, it's fuckin good when you can handle it. I stick my finger in the jar and eat that shit raw. Completely healthy too. :)
>>69768230
Exactly. Washed down w Lucozade
>Now im fucking hungry
>>69774162
So when we take away their vegemite, they will stop shitposting?
>>69767285
> tfw i like my Vegemite like the 1st pic.
2nd is fine too, but the first one is great senpaitachi.
>>69773935
When a crane is required to remove people from their house, I would classify them as fixture
>>69774488
No. No, I'm sorry. They never will stop that.
https://youtu.be/8jHXu86O01w?t=1m6s
(1 minute 6 seconds, in case the time code doesn't load)
>>69772386
Amazon or an australian food importer will sell it to you at a crazy price, it also might be in one of those megamarts you guys have, have a look in your biggest one.
>>69774521
Sounds like a health hazard. Should just knock the place down and gentrify imo
>>69774521
Ah. 'Fixture' as a double entendre. How droll.
>>69774597
Jesus christ
>>69774419
any anons have an oral fixation with pic related. I did in my early twenties.
Lighter/softer than water.
Could not get my head around it. Haven't had it in some years though.
>>69774647
What, your people don't have songs about Gouda cheese and windmills?
>>69774647
You will never know what it's like to have that on vinyl and blasting it like it's party time while crocodile dundee sells you knives and subarus.
>>69772386
Shits like $9 a jar in nyc, but worth it
>>69774597
>Current Year
> Not posting music video
fucking retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>69774708 Best thing to come out of wherever it comes from hands down, is tied with dare double espresso for best bottled drink of all time.
>>69774853
kukabara sits in the old gum tree~
mighty mighty king of the bush is he!
>>69767541
Hahaha..... Bless you honourable son of Nippon and his holiness Emperor Showa.
>>69774853
He's a non-native english speaker, shitposter. How do you expect him to hear and understand your shitty accent without the transcript?
DROP BEAR
>>69771859
>claiming cuisine as our own
Well we fucking eat it and fund it so you're damn right it's our own. If it was shit people wouldn't serve it. >>69771949
Fuck sushi. My cousin's wedding had some sushi options even though the bride and groom were both blue eyed blonde haired Micks and Scots, but they felt the need to have sushi and seared Ahi Tuna, I tried them both and I noped the fuck out. The sushi actually made me gag and I wanted to puke but I held it in, and when the tuna came I thought "okay, this will be like a rare steak" but it was like digging my teeth into a fish that was still flopping about.
If I ever get trapped into the marriage meme I'll have chicken fried steak so nobody has to suffer.
>>69768844
Do not disagree mate. I much prefer Marmite over vegemite. Had a cunt of a time when the NZ factory was put out of commission by their earthquake, but supplies are back to their pre-quake level now.
>>69775245
>Do not disagree mate. I much prefer Marmite over vegemite
gayer than 2 men fucking
>>69775103
Nah your hole cunt
>>69775373
OH SHIT YOU GOT ME
>>69763008
No, it is common for countries to have foods which outsiders consider inedible or simply disgusting. Look at pickled herrings in Scandinavia, whale and dolphin in Japan, American food in general...
>>69775461
>American food in general...
This. Why the fuck is everything in America full of sugar and preservatives?
>>69774713
Probably, but I'm not going to lpok them up.
>>69775461
>whale and dolphin in Japan
whale is kind of shitty but dolphin tastes fine actually
>>69768230
Fuck.
Yes.
Love me some b.pickle!
Great taste bro!
>>69775299
what if one of them is wearing a skirt?
![200px-Laughing-aborigine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u6tPkr0.jpg "200px-Laughing-aborigine[1].jpg")
>>69775512
I'm just saying. Don't judge his culture, you bigot.
>>69775499
So it doesn't spoil while it's spending three months waiting in a truck left out in the sun until it's more cost-effective to ship it to the feed lot^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H grocery store.
>>69763389
I eat it off the spoon!
>>69775553
that'd be pretty hot
>>69763281
I think OP triggered the shitposters.
Good job on that!
>>69773238
SAVAGE!!
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't have vegemite daily.
>>69772257
>fullblood.
Portuguese, Native American, Spanish, Chinese, English?
What, tell me, "fullblood" what?
>you will never have marmite clear
http://www.marmite.co.uk/2015-marmite-clear
>>69776049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk
>>69776049
>tfw I eat mine wearing my NEW CLOTHES....
>>69776049
Pleb.
Go hard or go home.
>>69776336
This can't be real.
>>69776049
>spreading cum over your toast
>>69776336
>drinking diarrhea
>>69763008
Kill yourself you uncultured pleb cunt, you can take bbc all you want but you can't eat salty black spread.
Get fucked cunt, I hope you get cucked m8.
