why do french obsessed with this guy?
he is literally loser. I can understand if they respect a person like Wellington who won the war... but napoleon?
>>69761700
>Japan
>complaining about manlets
>>69761803
really... eternal jap just doesnt quit
>>69761700
He was a total badass. He almost conquered all of Europe, twice.
He was easily one of the most influencial people of that era.
>greatest Frenchman ever
>hes actually Italian
>>69761856
This.
OP, didn't south Korea say that they made your women their bitches?
>>69762045
Proof? Oh wait, you don't have any. He was born in America, idiot.
>>69762261
FUCK I MEANT FRANCE
>>69762261
>>69762282
>Corsica
>not Italian
>>69761700
if only japan had someone half as successful on the battlefield...
>>69762356
pic related
Charlemagne was french :^)
>>69761700
>Japan complaining about manlets
>>69763302
no he was a Frank, a Germanic tribe
"french" didn't exist yet
>>69761700
>Napoleon: 168cm
>Average European male at the time: 163cm
>>69761700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RohHZbQ5po
>listening to this
>this thread pops up
>paranoia
In still trying to figure out how he won the battle of austerlitz
>>69763579
>Japan complaining about manlets
>>69761700
>loser
won all but two battles and was heavily outnumbered the first
for comparison, america lost 1812, korea, vietnam and iraq
>>69763979
Frankreich.
>>69764462
Funnything, Frank means "free"
America is named after some Italian guy
>>69764146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p39ulIfnzc
>listening to this
>this thread pops up
>paranoia
>>69764187
For the "same" reason that rommel win a lot, he was good, and the opponent was not good
and he lost in the end for the same reason, not enough manpower
>>69761700
The propaganda draw him as a manlet because he was almost always with the Imperial Guard ( 1.80 m), of course he was a manlet for them, but he was above average
>>69761700
NUKES LOL
>>69761700
>Napoleon
Like him or hate him, he dragged Europe into the modern era kicking and screaming.
>>69763178
>annexed by French government a year prior to his birth therefore everyone born after that time is ethnically French
>>69764337
>Korea
>Lost
I sure hope Kim moves his nukes from Busan any time soon.
>>69764337
>for comparison, america lost 1812, korea, vietnam and iraq
fuck off sissy retard
>>69764562
Well frenchbro, Hannibal won the battle cannae with the "pincer movement"
What was the Napoleon's deal?
>>69764542
Wrong. Franks were named after a throwing axe, the Francisca, of which they were notorious for using.
>>69765005
Raping without lubes all great powers of Europe at the same time 6 times is pretty good i think.
Sad that it only took one defeat to destroy all that work to enlighten Europe, but c'est la vie.
>>69764843
They were French.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_people
You ONLY need to read the first line. In fact, so your smallish brain can understand, I'll quote it for you.
>The French (French: Français) are a nation who are identified with the country of France. This connection may be legal, historical, or cultural.
>>69764843
Most importantly he considered himself to be French.
>>69765374
can i be white if I want to be?
>>69765374
This. His family raised him as French, had him educated as French, and sent him to a French military academy.
>>69765456
If you're female, our children can be, mon sucre d'orge ;^)
>>69765456
It'll take a fair amount of surgery.
>>69765583
>>69765802
>>69765296
Just admit that you have no idea how the battle of austerlitz makes no sense.
The duke of Wellington is a meme! Seriously, Napoleon was meme'd by an act of himself
Have you ever heard that? " I was boss at the game until I met a younger, stronger opponent"
Napoleon was beatin by another Napoleon who happened to be named Wellington.
>>69765312
>>69765374
>being this retarded
>>69765869
Who ?
>>69761700
>Uses metric system
>Hate on Napoleon
silly nip
>>69765869
There is tons of book about it READ THEM FOR GOD SAKE
>>69765923
Explain how he isn't French.
>>69765989
Sorry Frenchbro but I am bretty drunk right now
I just wanted to know how Napoleon won the battle of austerlitz because I consider that victory one of the best in history (raping everyone at once)
Napoleon is one of my most cherished generals in history.
Wellington wouldn't be a hero without Napoleon.
>>69763979
French is exactly the same thing than franks, it's just old-french
>>69766248
i dunno lol
>>69765869
Oh god just stop
>>69761700
Napoleon conquered half of Europe, and changed the world forever. Sure, in the end he over reached, but he was a hell of a guy.
>>69766470
what's the other half, Russia?
>>69766248
Easy, good general, officer, good position and tactics and good soldiers.
Wellington lose against napo even with his gigantic advantage, it's only when a french merechal don't come in the battlefield(for me he was corrupted by anglo) and the attack of prussian
>>69766426
well this is the last time I spill muh feelings on /pol/
>>69761700
Japan respected an emperor who bowed down to Merica.
GG Japan cucks, let your little girls raped by merican soldiers lol.
>>69766617
Wellington is not even a good general it's just anglo-propagande
>>69766580
Basically.
>>69766580
But the thing is, after the Congress of Vienna, Talleyrand restored France to its 1793 borders. So, even though Napoleon broke up the HRE, embarrassed the Prussians and Austrians, put his brothers in charge of Spain and Italy, and Helvetized Switzerland, it didn't really matter in the end, did it?
>>69766617
Oh noes you was rediculated anonymousely whatever shall happen to u :^O
>>69766871
There are more than territorial conquest, Napoleon was also an hell of a statesman. He changed our country forever
>>69766871
We cummed deep inside Europe though, monarchy and despotism never really restored from that thick, sticky an delicious Code Civil.
In fact, it's still leaking to this day, the load was that big.
Anonymity doesn't protect my feelings
You cut me deep
>>69767099
Stop being retarded then.
>>69767099
Kek!
Seriously, how the fuck did he win the battle of austerlitz ?
>>69766975
Marat, Danton, and Robespierre had already managed that, mon ami. If anything, Napoleon hauled you back in. Probably the Code was the most important thing he accomplished ;)
>>69767333
>Marat
>Danton
>fucking Robespierre
Your opinion is entirely discarded
>>69767024
But that's not true. The Congress of Vienna was all about restoring monarchy.
I mean, what the hell do you think Bismark was doing in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles? Liberalism?
> While the Allies were distracted, Napoleon solved his problem in characteristic fashion. On 26 February 1815, when the British and French guard ships were absent, he slipped away from Portoferraio on board the brig Inconstant with some 1,000 men and landed at Golfe-Juan between Cannes and Antibes on 1 March 1815. Except in royalist Provence, he was warmly received.[7][13] He avoided much of Provence by taking a route through the Alps, marked today as the Route Napoléon.[14]
> Firing no shot in his defence, his troop numbers swelled until they became an army. On 5 March, the nominally royalist 5th Infantry Regiment at Grenoble went over to Napoleon en masse. The next day they were joined by the 7th Infantry Regiment under its colonel, Charles de la Bédoyère, who was executed for treason by the Bourbons after the campaign ended. An old anecdote illustrates Napoleon's charisma. When royalist troops deployed to stop the march of Napoleon's force at Grenoble, Napoleon stepped out in front of them, ripped open his coat and said "If any of you will shoot his Emperor, here I am." The men joined his cause.[15]
I am no frenchie, but Napoleon is one of the true great leaders in human history.
>>69767420
>implying the Committee of Public Safety isn't the real thing that changed France forever.
>>69767475
What the fuck did they do except chopping heads and betraying each other.
Napoleon did the Code Civil, the Code Penal, centralized the government, created the Conseil d'Etat and the préfets (which still exist to this day), the Arc de Triomphe and others shit, the baccalaureat, redraw the borders for the départements, and the list goes fucking on.
The country would have gone to the shitter had he not decided to fuck everyone else shit up
>>69766871
We kicked his ass and bullied his brother away.
Then stole their kings again and kept them.
By the way, does anybody find it odd that Frenchmen are so concerned about preserving the French language, but they are killing the Corsican language?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsican_language
>>69762065
Tell that to the comfort women who whored themselves to the Japs
>>69768238
>What the fuck did they do except chopping heads and betraying each other.
That's what they did. They destroyed the old order. Sure, the National Assembly wrote out L'Ancien Regime system, but then the Committee of Public Safety killed anyone who could have been counterrevolutionary. After all, there was never a monarchist revolution. And no, Louis XVIII and Napoleon III don't count.
>>69768284
You never beat Napoleon. You beat his minions when he was other places. Whenever he showed up in Spain, your boys lost.
>>69768408
Forgot Pic.
>>69762045
Corsica was never Italian, you bozo!
>>69765923
>Shit, I need to do damage control
>Oh! I know!
>retard!
>That'll show them!
>>69767459
goosebumps
>>69764016
This. He's taller than the likes of Berlusconi and Sarkozy.
