Hello /pol/
I'm an American spy being sent to North Korea. The exact details of my mission there are highly classified, so I can't discuss those. I do, however, have clearance to pretty much do whatever I want so long as it is detrimental to the function of the North Korean government. I am unable to send proof of OP delivery due to the classified nature of my presence there, however I would still like suggestions on what I can do to topple Kim Jong-Un.
So please, start throwing suggestions my way and I will do everything in my power to accomplish them.
If the North Korean government is not destroyed within the weak, assume I am either dead or captured.
I will review this thread for the suggestions at 0600 hours.
Wish me luck!
Spray paint "south Korea was here" everywhere. Wait for lulz.
>>69760564
>within the weak
Le secret spy is not so secretly retarded
Wew lad
Parachute a bunch of niggers and mudslimes in there, guarantee you most of the chinks there have never seen one in their life, plus it will destabilize the country
>American spy in North Korea
all of the spies there are North/South Korean
>>69761315
Shut the fuck up New Zealand, if Kim Dong doesn't eat me I'm coming for you next.
>>69761315
They can't send fucking crackers now can they?
Set up a system with Nork and Chink black marketeers to get north korean qts to NEETs in need.
>>69760564
bro can you bring me back a propaganda poster?
>>69761606
HAHAHAHAHAHA silly canadian, North Koreans don't have posters because they can't read.
>>69761640
there are plenty of pretty pictures, pick one up
easilly the least credible claim on /pol/ for some time.... and that's quite an achievement.
sage/report/hide
>>69760564
Train the Nuclear Artillery shells they have pointed at Seoul and Hit Pyongyang with it instead.
At the same time, alert glorious leader that Northern Generals backed by the Chinese are attempting a coup.
List Northern Brigades that are doing it.
Lulz should be had.
>>69760564
I'm forwarding this shitpost to the Bowibu so that, in a fit of paranoia, they indefinitely detain a random American tourist.
>>69761640
>pretends to be spy
>doesn't get topical DPRK reference
Wew lad, just give up already.
