WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE SKY
DO I RUN ????
>>69757969
SKY KING SKY KING SKY KING
>>69757969
WHATS HAPPENING?
Explain you attention whore
>>69758067
DO NOT RESPOND MESSAGE AS FOLLOWS
Is it the blue flashes without thunder?
explain fuckface
I'm in central NJ
It's pouring and thundering like a motherfucker and the sky has this weird orangy hue
>>69758108
EVERYONE IN NORTHERN NEW JERSEY HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO A DEADLY NEUROTOXIN.
>>69757969
All fine here.
>>69757969
Why would you live in New Jersey?
>>69758243
that looks like normal ambient light. first day in the big city?
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>69758259
lel
>>69758108
NK on the move
>>69758263
tfw my uncle and his family live in NJ
they told me it is much more sunnier than other parts
GOD IS TELLING US THAT HILLARY WILL BE PRESIDENT
>>69758301
No I live in a small town in central NJ
>>69758348
lol.. they are fucking lying to you.
If they're saying its sunnier than other parts of the US
no trolling NJ is literally one of the worst places you could ever live
>>69757969
i vaguely remember something saying the Northern Lights(araura borialis) would be visible from that area tonight
>>69757969
Native Rochelle Parkian here. Don't worry you'll be fine since there's 89 cops per person to take care of you.
So its fucking nothing right?
>>69758243
is this your first real thunderstorm bby anon
it's gonna be ok
>>69758488
It's a wonderful place for street shitting immigrants though
>>69758302
do a barrel roll
Southern NJ here
What's going on northbros? Getting a thunderstorm here
>>69758243
>weird orangy hue
Is a thunderstorm. You're fine. If it turns greenish though, you should get to an interior room. That can precede a tornado.
>>69758650
That is a broken screen......
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
This is the worst happening thread ever
just farted lads
>>69757969
973 here.
Fucking sounds like God is moving furniture around.
>>69758715
I just altered the levels.
Central Jersey reporting for duty. Looks fine to me.
>>69757969
Fucking weak burgers can't even handle a little storm.
>>69758781
More interesting than this thread, desu. Since no one from Jersey has ever had a real thunder storm it seems.
>>69758650
>they're here
>>69757969
I'd suggest asking your doctor is up your Abilify.
Quick, grab your guns
JK you're not allowed to own guns in New Jersey. Thug niggers need the reassurance they can bust your door down in broad daylight and have the home owners be completely defenseless.
>>69758843
Now you realize why we make fun of east coast faggots
Weather was really strange today. I. Chicago we had snow, sunshine, rain, hail, and strong winds. I was standing outside in shorts and a t shirt, not even cold - but it was snowing.
Dust+clouds+moon=orange
>>69758969
>JK you're not allowed to own guns in New Jersey
top bait m8
>>69759021
Did you just move to the Midwest?
ATTENTION STALKERS
AN EMISSION IS APPROACHING
FIND
COVER
IMMEDIATELY
>>69758814
No no, it's a window screen
We have them on our windows to keep out bugs
All I see is a fucking wall.
>>69759270
KEK
>>69759021
nice tweet bro
>>69759099
Between EMPs, Aliens, Chem Clouds, Mmy Flouride water, CHYNA, the iran deal, Stock Market Crash, Abortion and Ted Cruz fucking Amanda Carpenter (confirmed). we are actually pretty fucked. I thank god every day i wake up and the lights turn on and my visa card works- because we probably have at most a couple of months left of those luxuries.
WE. ARE. FUCKED.
>>69759411
Doubles confirms
Something horrible is coming this year
>>69759411
And I completely forgot about Russia nuking western europe and taking over the baltics and north korea nuking us. holy shit, what a time to be alive!
>>69758243
are you 12
>>69759405
We can own guns, retard.
There are literally at least 5 gun stores within a few miles of my house.
PA here. I heard some ridiculous thunder and it started hailing. I thought God was finally going to wipe this shithole away
>>69759411
Part of me wants it. Part of me doesn't.
Idk how I would live without shit posting. Maybe I'll make a town bulletin board and shit post on that. I'll bring it up in the post collapse meeting.
It's just a hail storm you dumbasses. South Jersey here.
>>69759599
Yeah, after you get your FID 6 months past when they were required to issue one and then the permit on top of the permit to buy a handgun, of which you're only allowed to buy one per month.
And if you are caught with a firearm in your vehicle at any time you're not driving directly to and from the range, the store, or hunting, you get to spend 5 years in prison.
>live near philly
>woken up 2 hours ago by what i believed to be the start of WW3
It's ogre
>>69757969
It started raining hard halfway through my fap and then I felt super /comfy/.
Then when I came buckets, it stopped.
>>69758243
In nyc now, used to live in Garfield nj. Nothing weird is happening. Fagget.
>>69759965
So you moved from one dump to another.
Good job.
It's called a thunderstorm, nigga. And here I thought that blacks were the ones afraid of a little water. Better get used to it. We're on climate change's wild ride now.
>>69759922
Nice
>>69757969
go back to /b/
>>69758243
What county senpai? Princeton reporting.
>>69760222
New Jersey best state in the union
Pennsylvania genocide best day of my life
>>69760598
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>>69760688
Same tbqh, Plainsboro
>>69760598
Hillsborough here.
Moving to Pennsylvania because it's way better than New Jersey.
>>69761319
I still don't understand how anyone under a lawyer or doctor can afford these fucking property taxes.
>>69760598
Garfield is a dump faggot.
>>69761682
Or even car insurance.
I'm staying with the same company, but rates magically drop moving to PA. Plus no front plates.
DELETE THIS
>>69757969
delete this
this weather is nothing
>>69758803
How you do neighbor?
>>69758259
cheeky
ayy lmao is it this i dont think this is possible.
I'm gonna check this out right now
hopefully i make it back...
Sky is weird as fuck tonight. Don't go outside NNJ . something weird is happening this isn't normal
Couldn't be the covert weather control program?
You know geoengineering.
>>69758381
Freehold maybe?
WHO NJ HERE
Rockland County here, it's that triangle shaped county in New York.
I'm looking to the South right now and the sky looks no different than usual.
>>69763469
Mercerfag here. Its fucking nothing.
>>69763626
Weather has been insane lately though, it really is interesting.
>>69757969
It's da guberment duuuuuuuuuuude
>>69758650
it's one of those gates from oblivion
ITT: slow happening night, so lets talk about the weather
>>69763732
Nah bro its just springtime+el nino. Nothing that surprising really.
>>69764014
The lightning was still pretty impressive though.
>>69757969
heya Jersey bro, I'm in middlesex. I actually enjoyed the lightshow.
>>69764000
Basically this, also seems to be an NJ general
>>69764131
True, I was fishing on the Delaware river earlier tonight and it was crazy. Had to leave before I caught anything.
