Why do people like their candidate so much?
Where's John Kasich?
>>69757071
Where's my nigga Ben Carson?
It's time to put America to sleep.
>>69757156
who?
>>69757156
who?
>>69757156
Who?
It's ignorance, plain and simple. If they were informed, they'd like MY candidate.
>>69757156
>Has 0% chance of winning.
>>69757156
whose jon kasich
>>69757071
PUT KASICH THERE FUCKING BURGER
>>69757156
>Who's John Kasich?
FTFY
>>69757156
>>69757071
Well Lets see.
Hillary - Felon
Cruz - snot nosed pathological liar
Bernie - Senile old commie infiltrated geezer
Trump - God Emperor
>>69757156
Who?
I don't really give two fucks about the candidates themselves, I care about their positions. Bernie shares most of my positions, Clinton less so but still some; Trump has a very few minimal shared positions and Cruz is totally irredeemable. Their individual personalities and appeal on a personal level I couldn't give less of a fuck about (although Trump is an amusing caricature of a bombastic retard which I like for entertainment value).
Anyone who votes based on non-policy reasons (i.e. pretty much everyone) is a retard and a memer, and that includes you, /pol/. If Trump suddenly switched to hold every policy that Bernie does I'd support him (ignoring the issue of trusting that he really holds the position of course)
>>69757071
I love all those fake smiles except for trump. The biggest issue people have with trump is, and this will only make sense to a few, trump is being trump. Trump is living up to the brand he has been building since the 90's and because he is doing it in the context of running for president, alot of people can't handle it. Honestly if he gets elected i am going to feel sorry for all the pepple who voted on him based on his MSM labelled "racist" policies. They wont get nearly as much as what they are looking for.
Let's typify the supporters of all four:
Hillary- Status quo enthusiasts and shrill feminists (both male and female)
Cruz- Status quo enthusiasts and anti trumpers
Bernie- Pseudo intellectuals, 12 year olds and people who are sure that socialism will work this time.
Trump- MUH GUNS, MUH COUNTRY, MUH WALL, MUH JOBS, MUH FREEDOMS, Budweiser enthusiasts.
I'd rather vote for a ham sandwich than any of these fuckers.
>>69757844
>Trump- MUH GUNS, MUH COUNTRY, MUH WALL, MUH JOBS, MUH FREEDOMS, Budweiser enthusiasts.
That annoys me because i support trump but what annoys me even more is that you can't even play the game, you just look for imperfections and use your cynicicism, NOT EVEN ABOUT THE CANDIDATES THEMSELVES, BUT A STEREOTYPE OF THEIR VOTING DEMOGRAPHIC. please go back to watching cnn, you are the worst kind of westerner who is in no way helping our political system become better.
Also MAGA.
>>69757844
If there was a Bernie Sanders that didn't support the migrants coming into our country, I'd be happy.
Why does Ted Cruz's face look like it's melting
>>69757844
Cruz is not the status quo candidate, the establishment hates him.
Politics are more divided in this country than they have been in a long time. Add to that the extreme reality tv nature of this election cycle and you see people identifying with their candidate to an extreme degree, rather than just considering them a politician that might act in their interest.
>>69757156
who?
>>69757071
Why do idiots love sports teams, even though they don't give a rat's ass about you?
>>69757156
Here
>>69758153
this entire thread was supposed to be about why people like their candidates. Why would I talk about the candidates instead of stereotyping their supporters (which is also a comment on the candidates themselves if you're able to draw conclusions)? Why shouldn't I be cynical? How does one become president nowadays? Either be an outrageous loud asshole, political strong arming, getting the most money or a combination of all three. If you're not cynical then you're naive. Amerihats do seem rather naive though.
This is for you, my syrupy friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMxqcgBhWQ
>>69758387
GOP establishment is a shifting thing...Paul Ryan was the Tea Party darling to soften up Mitt Romney in 2012, now he's the embodiment of establishment.
If the elites have any idea what they're doing they'll cut a deal with Cruz. All he really has to do is promise not to veto critical spending measures.
>>69757844
I'll do my own stereotypes for their supporters
Hillary: Thinks that Obama was a great president.
Bernie: Thinks that Obama compromised with Republicans too much.
Trump: Thinks that Obama doesn't know what he's doing.
Cruz: Thinks that Trump doesn't know what he's doing.
>>69758291
Sanders supporter. I believe that his old school leftism is less "liberal" than the kind of shit Hillary is peddling.
Leftist pay lip service to liberals, but the philosophy is different. You can see that in how he is less of a gun grabber than hillary. You better believe that commies believe in borders.
i'm just an honest working man trying to make america great again
>>69757071
>Hillary
safe, nothing radical, establishment choice, seen as the only one to win and Bernie is a wasted vote
"Anything better than a republican!"
>Cruz
safe, nothing radical, establishment choice, generic politician, seen as the only one to win and Trump will just fracture the party.
"Anything better than a democrat!"
>Bernie
DUDE
FREE
SHIT
>Trump
Political outsider who has had enough, speaks his mind, doesn't care, doesn't apologize, and doesn't play by anyone's rules. 1% hates him because they can't buy and corrupt him.
>>69758376
there's also an element of gayness to his face
>>69758387
They can't stand all of his lies.
>>69758873
>communism
>no state, no private means of production, collective ownership
>no state
>believe in borders
>??????
>forced redistribution on the way to it, profit meme is oppressive to proletariat
>>69758873
>You better believe that commies believe in borders
Well, we pretty categorically don't. Restrictions make sense in a capitalist world, but it's for protecting workers from a race to the bottom in wages not defending the honor of the nation or any of that alt right nonsense.
>>69757071
Because Lord Emperor Trump will make us great again.
>>69758940
This "Trump is a loose cannon cop on the edge" meme is hilarious. If you think that Trump will be anything but a standard politician that can be bought and sold then you are as naive as Dudley Do Right over here >>69758153
>>69757156
WHOOOOO
>>69758940
>speaks his mind
Now if only we had a candidate who did that and actually knew what they were talking about about it'd be great.
>>69759197
>bought off and sold
>a literal billionaire
>bought and sold
>>69758785
Im sorry, you must be 19 or something, i can kindof sympathize yet you still need to grow up. Im a republican (i want a republic here in canada) i used to listen to the sex pistols so i don't get your point.
Everywhere you have to be tough and do things that you get implicitly told "aren't nice" you being told that and you believing that is part of the propaganda so you wont act in any way the system can't handle. Trump is one of the candidates who tricked the system, and if you were smart, regardless of your political stance, you would study emulate and improve upon trump's actions and start doing that yesterday. You give the system a blowjob and then expect great rewards. I take my earlier state,ent back, you are what the system wants.
>>69758940
>woman
>establishment
Ok nigger.
>>69757617
>believes candidates' "positions"
>sides with Bernie
First election mate?
>>69757617
What the fuck do you like about Bernie?
He can't do what he says he's going to do so you're just electing a retarded commie who buys Audis with broke college kids lunch money.
Voting Liberal is fucking stupid. Look at the fucking world around you, look at what is happening to every country with a Liberal leader.
Jesus Christ people are fucking stupid.
Everyone thinks this is a fucking joke with their shit eating grin, except our boy Trump. Look in those eyes, he knows it's happening.
>>69759323
>assumed I was talking about money
Jesus Christ, can people here use their imaginations?
>>69759197
>dudley do right
Enjoy your lack of power in this world bitch. Trump is right, the establishment has grown dumb and weak, yet you are too much of a faggot to do anything about it.
>>69759564
they're just as braindead as those trump surrogate women you see on news shows. you can't argue with them because they can only spout talking points and memes.
Hilary: Normie voters think they're doing a good thing by voting for vagina.
Ted: Nobody likes Ted. They just don't like Trump.
Bernie: Stupid fucking liberal children
Trump: Visceral desire for a divine emperor
>>69757071
because you need to love your pilot right before he crashes the whole fucking plane.
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>>69759251
Well good golly gosh I mean gee wiz guys?
>>69759197
Trump doesn't care about money, he has plenty of it so that his great grand-children will be rich. Obviously what he cares about is legacy. He'll do his best because he wants "Trump" to be heard the same way people here "Lincoln" and "Reagan".
Shit, I'm torn - I think that Bernie would be a fun President you guys could have, mostly because nothing would really happen for 4 years, just him going on his white house podium condemning Terrorist attacks in some European City.
Trump would be about the same except he would stand a the podium stating something along the same lines but empathise that they won't do anything to help - Not that the other presidents helped, but he will make sure we don't anticipate for US to move in and be World Police (which is fair)
Cruz and Hillary would probably actually achieve something, but i would rather have US have Cruz as a President rather than Hilary - Mostly because she has changed view's and opinions so many times and doesn't grasp the simplest of things - and she adores the BLM movement.
Cruz is defo fav.
A guys who was some trump, some cruz would be ideal.
>>69757844
Hillary- Status quo moderates and women who know nothing of politics
Cruz- Status quo repubs, bible thumpers, white trash
Bernie- cucks and niggers
Trump- working class redpills who want to see the axe come down
>>69757844
But all of those things are important. Just puttng MUH in front of those positions does not make them stupid.
The funny thing is you are displaying extreme bigotry by mocking everyone who supports any candidate. All candidates have good and bad qualities.
>>69759384
>God Save The Queen
>Canada
Not quite getting it?
Did I just get a lesson from a Canadian on being tough or something? I'm not sure since your post is a syntactical nightmare. You sound like a polite Yoda. I'd identify myself as a libertarian and honestly I'd probably vote for Trump for 2 reasons: The outrage will be enormous and will completely paralyze the government. If the government is paralyzed then they won't make new laws or new taxes. It's a win-win. Also, strictly for the lulz. Trump is an embarrassment but it'll be comedy gold for at least four years.
