Who should be Trump's VP? Serious answers only, please.
>>69754100
Sarah Palin
Ivanka
Mary Jane
>>69754100
Jim Webb
Jim Webb
>>69754186
unironically this
my dick
>>69754100
Chris Christie
Jim Webb
Newt Gingrich, the most intelligent politician that supports Trump, otherwise, Ben Carson, for black vote.
Gen. James Mattis
Chris Benoit
Mike Huckabee
Megyn Kelly
JESSE VENTURA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTEIdUV0nE8
Ben Carson, he'd get a better black vote.
Smart
Has had a career as a DA, lawyer, judge, and a politician
TV personality so she would mesh well with Trump
Has repeatedly spoken up for Trump
BONUS POINTS:
Brown
Vagina
Before responding, you must watch this
https://youtu.be/srGlyFyghRk
Find a single flaw.
>>69754100
Mcafee
bernie sanders
jeb bush
hillary
himself
justin trudeau
obongo
the leader of the KKK
adolf Hitler
rand paul
ron paul
quill18
bill nye
george washington (corpse)
his son
the wall
the engineer that built the wall
(you)
his pilot
celine dion
he needs the women vote *cringes at the thought of women voting* so it should be some twat.
>>69754697
see
>>69754646
She's a strong womyn who don't take no shit and a feminine mother
>>69754665
>himself
this, make it happen America
>>69754100
Kasich because brokered convention.
>>69754665
>himself
Yea please
This man. Right here.
>>69754100
Rand Paul.
Mark Cuban
Tom Brady
I think Gingrich would be the best as a politician but Trump definitely needs a running mate that will sway the female and POC vote.
>>69755254
FIND
A
FLAW
>>69754646
Aquaman
>>69754309
>dude who became irrelevant after 2000 and is infamous for throwing a tantrum in congress
and
>the pyramids are grain silos
great choices there, anon
>>69754100
Rand Paul
>>69755395
>>dude who became irrelevant after 2000 and is infamous for throwing a tantrum in congress
only because democrat pissbabies got upset that he held clinton to his word after clinton try to backtrack on everything that got him into the whitehouse
gingrich threw his career away for it but he saved the economy, I want to slap people when they say 'clinton saved the economy' when clinton was completely against it
>>69754100
vermin supreme
>>69754100
>Trump wins GOP nomination even though they pull a fast one on him at the convention.
>Announces that he has picked his running mate
>Bernie comes on stage
>m-m-mr T-trump
>H-h-her's the glass of w-w-water you w-w-wanted
>b-b-build t-t-the wall
>GOP on suicide watch
>cucks on suicide watch
>Trump wins by a landslide in November.
Condoleezza Rice
>>69754100
Its coming...
Ben Carson
condoleeze rice
he needs a politican to counter him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
Jim Webb. Unfortunately I don't think Ben Carson would actually be able to sway any black voters; they don't like him anymore coz he endorsed Trump and they've all been completely brainwashed.
>>69755617
check the date leaf
>>69754100
John Cena
>>69755914
What about it? The fact that its not recent isn't relevant. Trump clearly thinks highly of her. And she'd be exactly the kind of bombastic choice that would exemplify his campaign.
>>69754318
Rah
>>69756153
she has next to no experience. trump needs someone thats been in dc not another ceo
![Bobby-Jindal-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hOYfk7Y.jpg "Bobby-Jindal-2[1].jpg")
You people disappoint me.
Ryan Romney Ryan Romney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1j1b8hZg0g
>>69754832
hellhole pls go
>>69754646
The only flaw I do see, is that she is already in Trump's circle. He already has her fans. It would be best to find someone out of the blue that doesnt already vocally support him. I like her otherwise though.
>>69754100
Caitlyn Jenner just so he can fuck with liberals' heads some more.
S(h)e'll probably say yes too. On the record as a Trump supporter and all the Kardashian golddigger harpies will rally behind it for the massive amount of publicity and attention it'll bring. The thought of Kim making Kanye throw his support behind Trump gets a chuckle as well.
chomsky
>>69754100
8 more years of Biden
>>69755489
Paul came out against Trump
>>69756723
The best part, my favorite part about that idea, is that it mirrors South Park perfectly,
>>69756485
>trump needs someone thats been in dc not another ceo
No.
Sure is establishment shill in here though...
In all honesty, the best non-meme answer would be Jeb Bush
>locks up the establishment behind him 100% so they can get their golden child in 2024
>shows Donald is a man who can unite his old enemies behind him
>Jeb unironically has the most experience in politics and has connections with every major player in GOP politics
>>69754100
Jim Webb.
>>69755617
>We will never have politics decided by a Last Man Standing match
Feels bad man
A black female. Then he could play the female and race card.
>>69754100
Oprah, she buys the nigger and female vote and is probably one of the few people who can stand up to Trump when it's needed
>>69754100
Ted Nugent
Cason said he'd consider it. Christie definitely wants it. My guess would be an old business partner.
>>69756559
Fuck off poo. This streetshitter is a slave to the RNC.
>>69757146
This guy has the right idea. Preferably a disabled one too.
I feel like it is going to be palin. and that is bad man.
>>69757467
That would be the oppressed trifecta. The left would die before not supporting a disabled, black, female.
>>69754100
I can see him nominating Bruce Jenner just to fuck with people even more. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a woman or a minority
Chances are, it'll come from the establishment side as part of a deal between him and the republicans during the convention.
They can't risk losing the election again and they can't risk losing all of Trump's supporters.
Hulk Hogan
>American
>famous personality
>intimidating
>needs someone to fight Putin in case deals fall through
>has proved himself in court
Chris Matthews
think about it
possible 50 state win
Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shillary wouldn't stand a fucking chance.
>>69756559
Why not Dinesh D'Souza?
>>69754186
shit I'd vote for it
and then Ivanka 2024
>>69759550
holy shit, I didn't even think about him but that is so fucking true
just by default it would swing enough voters to guarantee a win
grown men in their 20s and 30s who voted Obama and identify as liberal but who grew up watching Stone Cold
>>69754100
Notice the butterflies on Invaka's shirt and the seductive way she looks at her father. All signs of MK-Ultra. And if you look at the full picture, you can see Trump is wearing all white except for his shoes which is black. All the symbolism are there. Makes sense since his daughter converted to Judaism too. He sold them his daughter.
Trump is not anti-establishment. He's just another Jewish puppet.
>>69760148
delete this
>>69755519
Republicans got rid of Newt in 1998 you stupid fuck. Stop blaming Democrats for all your problems.
>>69754100
>>69760148
Can confirm.
>>69760148
i hear ya. how long will they be rubbing this symbolic garbage all over everyones face?
>>69760387
HOLY KEK
>>69754100
Negro brain doctor man.
>>69759500
lol I like it. wait no I dont I thought you meant Chris Hansen. fuck you Chris Hansen would be the based choice
John Santorum
>>69760501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ci07TVwqZ
>>69760766
That two second soundbite gave me way more keks than it should have.
Jon Huntsman Jr
>great record as governor of Utah
>Mormon who can lock in Utah and the more extreme religious wing of the party
>dislikes the establishment after 2012 election
>hates the Romney clan
>major experience in foreign policy, specifically Chinese relations which Trump needs to be successful
>obama's campaign manager said Huntsman was the greatest threat to reelection in 2012
>stated that he could support trump
>>69754544
>>69754100
I will be Trump's VP.
>>69754916
Who is that proto-kike?
>>69761231
who the fuck are you faggot
>>69761344
I am anonymous.
>>69757096
This is the best way to get Trump assassinated, you need someone that the establishment doesn't like but the people do (I support huntsman for this reason but there are plenty of other people to choose from)
>>69754100
McChrystal
Jay-Z or Hulk Hogan
>>69754100
JEB!
>>69755599
Not a bad idea. Trump has a history of using tactical negroes.
>>69754916
No. He would lose badly. Many people in Alabama hate this man. He's just a meme.
>>69754100
Webb. Shows national unity by having a mixed party ticket.
>>69758487
>>69763271
Good choice
trey gowdy, dudes an animal, things would happen
>>69756559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CFE52bsbs
>>69765263
Gettin' Rowdy with Gowdy
>>69754100
He needs to pick a VP that gets him votes he wouldn't otherwise get.
The classic answer would be that since he's a New Englander, he should go with a southerner as a VP, to attract southern voters. However, since he's so popular in the South already, I don't think that's the right choice.
I think there's really two ways for him to go. Either pick a GOPe cuckservative VP to appease that segment of his own party, or pick someone even further from the traditional political right to enable him to attract moderate independent and liberal voters.
But here's the problem. Hillary Clinton is going to run as a polarizing far left candidate. She's going to use basically the same tried and proved democrat tactics. If you're an ethnic minority, you must vote for her because Trump's a racist. If you're anything other than a Christian, you must vote for her because Trump's a hardcore Christian bigot. If you're a woman, well, she's got a vagina by damn, and don't you know about the war on women, the wage gap, and how misogynist Trump was to Megyn Kelly!
Consequently, I don't think he can really attract many low information moderates who will eat that nonsense up. People who have been indoctrinated their entire lives to believe the racism/sexism/etc narrative will just nod along like bobble heads and vote for Clinton, and Trump can't really get a partner to appeal to them. Polarization will force them away from him, which is why the democrats prefer to use this sort of divisive strategy.
So I think his path to win is to unite the Republican party in a way that right now seems impossible in the face of the #NeverTrump crowd. How likely is it really that Trump can bring in, say, Glenn Beck by just picking a vice presidential candidate like Paul Ryan?
(1/2)
>>69754100
>>69765769
But if anyone can do it. Trump's the deal maker, after all. That's what he needs to do. He needs to make a deal that makes everybody happy, and gives him a tidal wave of support from Republicans to override whatever identity voter coalition Hillary manages to cobble together.
And Trump doesn't obey the traditional political paths that everyone expects. So he's not beholden to pick a career politician like everyone else would sort of have done. He can pick someone outside the political class and make it work.
All that means something pretty simple, though perhaps unpopular.
I think he should pick Glenn Beck.
>>69765263
>>69765691
Trey Gowdy is sitting in the seat of Jim Demint and Bob Inglis.
Bob Inglis is a global warming alarmist now days. He runs around trying to convince Republicans to become leftists on global warming.
Those two guys are as GOPe as it gets. Gowdy is Tea Party.
Trump doesn't need a Tea Party running mate. He already has all their supporters. He needs someone who buys him votes he couldn't otherwise get.
>>69764989
>>69763271
>>69758487
Look, I love how the Hulk took down Gawker, and I'm kind of a fan of his anyway. But the guy's no politician. If Trump wanted to go with someone like that, it should either be Arnold Schwarzenegger or Jessie Ventura (who would actually be a really good choice as a centrist).
But really those guys don't help him all that much. They don't get him many voters he wouldn't otherwise get.
>>69759500
Chris Matthews isn't that popular, but a leftist might well work.
Better a woman or a minority, though. Gotta make it okay for them to vote for Trump.
Actually, a woman would be a very good choice, now that I think on it. Someone they couldn't accuse of internalized misogyny, or marginalize like they did Sarah Palin.
Maybe Rachel Maddow, if she would ever do it.
vince mcmahon
>>69764979
This would actually be a pretty good choice, but god damn I hate that weasel. He's a really awful human being.
>>69766316
Not a terrible choice, but it also doesn't help him the way he needs.
Hey, do you really have time to shitpost in between killing Russian partisans?
>>69765862
Why not Chuck Norris. If anyone can make it work it would be Trump. He is the genius deal maker of our times. Basically the Newton of modern negotiations. Think about the pull that this combo would have. Chuck Norris would bring in the Hollywood vote.
>>69754646
I think it has to be a female that is also a minority like black or mexican. He's a white fucking male so he's kinda stuck and this is only real option.
>>69766435
There's no bringing in the Hollywood vote from Clinton. I think Trump could run Bill Clinton as his VP and still lose California to her. It would just ruin Chuck Norris' career (which is probably over already anyway).
But really, he's a TV star himself, Trump doesn't need another one. He needs someone appreciably different from him.
And all those Chuck Norris memes aren't real anyway.
mike tyson
>>69766567
I agree that would be a good choice. But not necessarily the only one. See
>>69765769
Just about any woman he could get would be viciously torn apart the way they did Sarah Palin. Any minority will be called an uncle tom just like Michael Steel. Better for him to just realize he's not going to get the polarized left vote, and go full GOP.
I really do wish it would be Ivanka then have her run in 2024
Dinesh Desouza
>>69766667
He needs an intelligent and articulate minority female who could shrug off those accusations. Sarah Palin just couldn't cut it, she was so ditzy and easy to tear apart.
>>69766842
She wasn't really ditzy, though. The media just portrayed her that way. That's what they'll do to anyone else, too. They'll take whatever minor thing about them, and blow it up into a caricature that makes them seem unsuitable to the ignorant masses.
>>69766842
She needs that scientist from the recent ghostbusters movie :^)
>>69766594
You are absolutely off base here and thinking in terms of old school politics. Trump is new school. Trump is re-writing the playbook. Chuck Norris has a lot of appeal to the nostalgic meme market. Remember that he was the original badass meme on the internet. Two TV stars running on the same ticket would pretty much lock up the Hollywood vote too. They'd say "hey, these guys are one of us". The VP position is largely ceremonial anyway so it's not really a big deal. Chuck would just bolster Trump's credentials as a fighter. I'd like to see some liberal try and rush Trump's stage while Chuck is manning it.
>>69766822
Good idea, but he can't take a convicted felon.
Desouza should be on the cabinet.
>>69766926
Disagree, Palin portrayed herself as a stereotype. The "there you go again Joe" and "you betcha" slogans were just too cute by far. I like her policy positions but she has a bad image.
>>69766926
Hahaha, yup just like they did to trump. They never had a problem with trump branded himself, other than him being unabashfully rich, before he anlunced his nomination.
Really though he has got to balance out PR with aomeone who is the right man for the job.
>>69766950
I mean, I like your idea of doubling down on Trump's strengths, but the problem is that old school politics are what they are because they work. Trump's playing with them because he understands just how they work, but at some point you do have to use what 200+ years of collective knowledge about how to manipulate our system has developed.
Frank Underwood
>>69767058
I think she had a bad image because she's from such a remote rural part of the country. She wasn't ready for the national stage, so she blew it. But really, her slogans weren't the problem. They just opened the door to the caricatures that are all anyone remembers. Her work with FNC shows she's smarter than she was portrayed.
>>69767111
>but the problem is that old school politics are what they are because they work.
If this election has taught us anything it's that they decidedly DON'T work. The only reason the establishment is hanging on for dear life is that they have an infrastructure that supports them. I get that you want Trump to provide some form of continuation to calm the middle but I really do think that people are more interested in a big show. Chuck provides that. It would essentially be a big fuck you to politics as usual. That's what the people want right now. And, you can't say that Trump isn't bringing substance either. There is a lot of substantive policy he brings to the table. People want to be entertained. Imagine the spectacle.
Webb Hubble
Just to fuck with Hillary's mind until she's officially committed to a mental institution. Then maybe switch to Brian Sandoval
>>69767111
He should get someone who is well branded, like himself. They need that before they come into the spotlight, also preferably a "trap" candidate someone that would smash the media's credibility were they to pick them apart. Maybe someone even really close to the owners of these media companies...
>>69767364
Very boring picks.
>>69754100
Black bernie sanders who is also gay
>>69767062
I agree, although not necessarily right for the job. They just have to look right for the job to the right kind of voter that otherwise doesn't like Trump.
>>69755195
This tbqh
>>69767298
>If this election has taught us anything it's that they decidedly DON'T work
The system is still the system, trump just "infiltrated" it and used it to his advantage. He is right when he says the establishment is getting stupid and he is proof of it.
It's not about cheap tricks, its about a calculated plan that will inevitably create a big show.
>>69767298
>If this election has taught us anything it's that they decidedly DON'T work.
No, I think it shows that the GOPe's concept of what old school politics are supposed to be doesn't work. They can't win by being Democrat-lite. But that doesn't invalidate the entire rest of the body of knowledge of American politics.
Spectacle's great. Votes are better. Chuck Norris doesn't bring any votes.
>>69766957
What did Desouza have a felony for? Making a movie about Obama and then getting audited?
>>69767384
That's a very good idea, but who? What celebrity in America could do that? Brad Pitt? There's no rock star TV journalist like Walter Cronkite any more, otherwise I would say that's the way to go.
>>69767675
No, although that happened too. He contributed more than the maximum allowed amount of money to a Republican's campaign by using straw donors. The kind of thing that democrats do every single day, basically. But he was also the enemy of the President because of his movie, so they sent him to prison for it.
Gary Johnson
>>69767740
Oprah
>>69767824
I like it. I like it a lot.
>>69767843
You're right. If he could get Oprah on his ticket, it's a fucking lock.
She won't do it, though.
>>69767824
Unlikely Johnson would accept even if Donald offered it, at least if he still cares about being respected.
>>69754643
Ben Carson wouldn't bring in the black vote. He'd bring in the Cuck vote.
The evangelicals that love adopting little niggers from Africa swooned for Carson.
I guarantee not a single nigger voted for Carson in the primaries.
>>69754100
What if Bernie Sandals was Trump's VP?
I think that jeff sessions has a pretty good chance of being VP and would be a good one too. Maybe a bit too right though to win the election?
>>69764733
This man is a good man and I do not agree. And in fact I would tell you a good number of people like this man.
>>69767877
They both self financed their campaigns, Johnson was a successful libertarian in a democrat run New Mexico and did a good job there. Only thing he really said negative about Trump was the wall is ridiculous (which bothers me, hes in New Mexico, don't they share a border with Mexico?)
Most likely:
Nikki hayley - gives you the female vote. Republican party darling, very electable, well liked by everyone.
Kasich - Moderate with good favourables, gives you ohio.
Rubio - Helps with the latino vote, although he might not be able to give you florida after the debacle. Also might look bad after all the insults him and trump traded.
Would be shocked for it to not be hayley tho desu.
>>69754100
Is the whole "Trump wants to fuck his daughter" thing a meme made up by the libcucks or is it an actual thing?
>>69767824
>>69767877
>>69768148
Johnson hates Trump. He's already came out against him.
>>69768151
It won't be Nikki Haley. She's been bitching about him and bleeding out of her wherever for months now. Not a chance.
If he's going establishment, he'll have to pick someone who hasn't been publicly shitting on him his entire candidacy.
>>69768242
source?
>>69767948
he might do something like that to piss off both establishments.
>>69767948
That would equal National Socialism buddy. I don't think "people" would like that.
>>69754167
>baka
baka though for real
>>69768174
it's the incest faggots from motherless projecting their fantasies
Ben Bernanke
>>69768174
He made some comment about how if she was older and wasn't his daughter he'd be dating her and liberals spun it from that
>>69754100
Carson desu senpai
>>69754100
Nice dubs
Jim Webb should be his VP, because it would guarantee all the disenfranchised crossover Democrats instead of hoping on them
>>69757157
Milo?
>>69768322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gv5EyukqMo
Also in another interview he claimed he was running again because of how extremely dissatisfied he was with the current candidates, including Trump.
Ron Paul
>>69768350
You gotta be kidding. People LOVE National Socialism. That's why there has to be so much propaganda to convince them it's wrong.
>>69756981
moron
John Kasich so he can win Ohio in the general election.
>>69754100
Robin, of course
>>69768174
pet ferrets would be great if they didn't stink
Duke or McMahon
>>69768767
1. That's a weasel
2. They don't stink, their food does
>>69768918
No, really. Ferrets stink.
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