>be yuropoor
>get blown up/ raped my mudslimes
>be american
>get shot
>be s. american
>get poverty
>mfw
>>69748977
>be australian
>be bit by deadly spider
>die
>>69749067
bitten*
>>69749067
>australian
>new zealand
>>69749067
>>69749067
Are you retarded?
>>69749143
the flags are the same, nobody can blame you
>>69749218
>implying they aren't the same shit
>>69749067
Bravo Brazilian education. Time to fuck off, you're shit at shitposting.
>tfw New Zealander
>tfw never have to worry about mudlimes
>tfw i will never ever have to worry about being shot
>tfw i will never ever get blown up
>tfw i will never have know what a poverty is
>tfw New Zealander
>>69749319
>americans this salty because I thought it was an australian
>>69748977
Why are Australia's stars red?
>Be Canadian
>The air and water is clean
>Foreign countries do not interfere with us
>Our internal affairs are a complete non-issue
Sure feels nice living in the only first world country left on the planet.
I only come on /pol/ to see other countries get [the first letter of the greentexts]
>>69749496
>pointing out someone's stupidity = salty
Sure, but only if you don't know what the words mean.
New Zealand is perfect. I challenge someone to come up with valid criticism.
>>69748977
> be Middle Eastern
> Raised by Christian values
> Parents hate mudslimes, Jews, blacks, Mexicans, ...
> Will throw me out if I even talk of race mixing
> Only threat was getting stabbed in the street because no one had a gun
>>69749608
>high cost of living
>liberal government
>fucked real estate market
>service economy
>mass immigration of third worlders
>bad weather
>weed man PM
Not saying I don't like it here, but it's far from perfect.
>>69749339
Until the maoris fully convert to Islam. It's already begun kiwifag
>>69748977
>be brazilian
>get shot by off duty cop
>>69749791
Your flag is shit. Get a new one.
![2123878610_1db4f8a140[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/95xW4vy.jpg "2123878610_1db4f8a140[1].jpg")
>>69749067
>be brazilian
>take shower
>die
>>69749917
Our problems are baby problems compared to the rest of the world just admit it
>>69748977
>be Brazilian
>you're actually a monkey
>>69750120
I have never heard of anyone dying from these electrical showers.
>>69750228
Yeah, Canada is a nice place overall. We just need a reformed conservative government to take the next election.
>>69748977
>Be Australian
>Lose to Emus
>>69748977
crikey m8 nice dubs, now please get a more distinguished accent so i stop confusing you with Australians
>>69750423
Which is why I'm sick of the trudeau memes and the self-hating canada cuck hate posters
We've got the best thing going, and are the one country that actually looks like it will be fine pretty much indefinitely. Yet le weedman, who has done absolutely nothing BAD OR GOOD in particular to Canada is plastered all over /pol/
We're the best fucking country on this planet, and that's because we do not give a fuck and our people are chill. Don't fucking forget that, I assume you're an immigrant or else your daddy forgot to tell you that
DONT FUCKING FORGET IT
WE ARE CANADIAN
WE CHILL THE FUCK OUT
THATS WHY ITS COLD HERE
>>69748977
>be New Zealander
>drive drunk on shitty highway, hit Canadian moose and get impaled by antlers
>get brains eaten by a fucking Maori
>be new zealand
>no one talks about you or makes jokes about you because you're island is completely irrelevant
>even australia matters more than you :(
