>Hi anon, my name is Ching Pong Wang. But you can call me Steve.
Why the fuck do Asians do this?
>>69746659
Well I don't but they don't pronounce my name for shit.
>>69746659
They take a western name so they can assimilate, because their names are so different.
It's a good thing
>>69746659
Because unlike the savages from places like Africa and the Middle East, Asians can actually assimilate to Western culture
>>69746659
Because good luck pronouncing Meqi or Kaiqi correctly
>>69746659
>i'm mad foreigners don't assimilate
>i'm mad foreigners try to assimilate
Pick a side, cuntface.
Indians do the same thing
"Bobby' Jindal
"Nikki Haley"
Immigrant parents know their kids will not be accepted if they keep their native names so they try to give them names as white as possible. I don't even think white people name their kids "bobby" or "steve" that much anymore because its too plain white bread white.
>>69746659
They're ashamed of their shit names and just want to be normal.
Because they're assimilating to our culture, which is a good thing. Would you rather they have names like Da'Quandrias or Le'Boolishya like fucking niggers?
>>69746778
>>69746785
These
I had South Koreans in my dorm, all of them had anglicized names before they even got to the US.
My name is braindead fucking retard, but you can call me Original Poster, or OP.
>>69746822
I have met a few Indians with the name Davish, and people just call them Dave for short.
CAN'T STUMP THE DRUMPF XD
Reminder Trump and his family is degenerate for forsaking their German heritage.
>>69746863
>I had South Koreans in my dorm, all of them had anglicized names before they even got to the US.
There was a fad for Chinese and Koreans to have 'English' name while they are learning English there
>>69746963
trump general is that way -->
>>69746853
How in the fuck did niggers come up with a shit culture that names their daughters "Shaniqua"?
>>69746659
>try to give them names as white as possible.
>wears scarves for clothes
>>69746778
pretty based behavior desu senpai
>>69747016
You're retarded.
My mention of Trump is relevant because his family changed their name from Trump to Drumpf in order to fit in with the potatoniggers and other faggots.
My name ends in an L. Listening to an Asian try to pronounce it is hilarious. I'm thinking of changing it to Minho to be less racist.
>>69747125
Six hundred years ago you fucking retard, who gives a shit. You're fishing in empty waters
>>69746659
would u rather have mohammed be your neighbour or steve the azn guy.
jesus.
>>69747177
Ok you are actually retarded but I wouldn't expect less of some criminal spawn.
How do I filter by flag?
>>69747125
>>69747177
>>69747205
>tfw his enemies had to go back literally half a millennium to find some "dirt" on him
>>69747035
Because they started to self victimize, so felt the need to seperate their culture from white Americas, as a part of doing that they created their own non-white names. Unfortunately the low income and low IQ superhubs of African Americans also stopped giving a shit about the art of parenting or their own kids in general, so they just started giving them fucking retarded names.
>>69746659
I like east Asians, they are one of the only non-white groups that preforms at or above white levels in western societies.
>>69747242
Go jerk off in the Trump thread about it, this thread is about assimilation.
>>69747205
>A. Fucking. Leaf.
.
>>69747334
An /int/ meme faggot.
Dude Spurdo Spärde lmao!
>>69746659
Because they're not non-assimilating faggots like the mexicans and muslims.
>>69747384
Megyn is that you?
>Everywhere I go I must also talk about Trump
>>69746816
I'm mad foreigners.
>>69746963
>german heritage
>automatically a nazi
you fucking retard
>>69747550
Just using it as an excuse to post Nazi images Mr. Roo.
Some Poles here use the english equivalent of their Polish name
>>69747641
ur a witty little cunt ill give you that m8
>>69746853
Funny how niggers have been in the US for a long time and still haven't assimilated but immigrants come here and assimilate in 1 generation.
>>69747795
Assimilate to what? Cousin fucking? Day trading? Niggers are part of your United Statesian''''''''''''culture''''''''''''.
>>69746853
But they did.
Black names follow MORMON naming conventions and I have no idea why.
You can find lots of people out in Utah with nigger tier names like that.
>>69746853
How come all shitskins do this.
They do it here too. You end up having girls with names like Yuleiski and Milaidi. And every single time, the only ones who do it are the non-whites.
> live in Chongcouver Canada
> Ching Pong "Steve" Wangs are everywhere
I'm a minority in my own city.
>>69746659
I prefer it when Indians shorten their names, like Shiv from Shivadra. Seems like it has more self respect
>>69746822
I have never met a Bobby my age but there was one kid who called himself Robert which is close. Plus Bobby Jindal is old.
>>69748277
Nah, you're a culturally ignorant piece of human waste.
http://digitalcommons.usu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2401&context=etd
If you looked at pretty much any culture's - including your beloved, culturally appropriated "whitebros" - most popular names you'd see commonalities.
>>69747922
>Canada
>culture
>>69748413
So in your case, it's "Hi, my name's John Smith, but you can call me Wang Wei!"
>>69748639
kek
>>69747641
has there been any movement in the modern world that has such artful gatherings and displays of unity?
>>69748640
This sounds like a joke, but I swear upon the blessed grave of Chairman Mao that I was once driven around aimlessly by a terrible chauffeur named "Wong Wei".
>>69748277
Shitskins are stupid but not cucks
Asians basically just adapt and work. Arabs, Africans and Mongols have a more "conquer or die" culture.
>>69746659
"My name is John Wilkins Boot, but you can call me Chon."
Man, can't wait for the fall of the west.
>>69746659
It's called assimilating.
It's what descent immigrants do.
>>69748277
They're "sticking it to the white man"
Same reason why so many blacks became Muslim in the 60's.
>>69746829
I knew a chink girl called Sookie Long Wang
>>69748937
Now, because they're pussy whipped.
Asia was one of the most dynastic and war rich civilizations for ages, and Japan somewhat recently tried to conquer the world.
>>69746659
>Getting mad at chinks trying to adapt to western cultures and naming conventions
Kebab pls go
>>69749184
I think they did it because muh black to Africa meme desu.
>>69749293
>Canadians calling other people pussy whipped
You're the most cucked country in the entirety of New World.
>>69749514
kek
Hi, my name is Bjornstjerne Bjornson, call me Bjornstjerne Bjornson. Call me Bernard Sonderson. See the difference? Its just marketing.
why do arabs not do this?
why do muslim converts change their name to arabic?
>use birth name and get teased and discriminated
>use anglo name and get shit for having a "white" name
Pick one.
>>69746659
Because if they don't I end up having to call them "you"
>>69749600
>why do religious people do stupid shit anti-social to people outside their religion
>>69746659
>complain when Asians don't assimilate
>make fun of them when they do
FUCKING MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
If my name was dong I'd change it too
>>69749748
UNCOMMON
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>>69746659
If you can tell what race a person is based solely on their name, it's a bad thing.
>>69749748
They have Oriental genetics and can't assimilate anyway
>>69749900
Wrong. You SHOULD be able to tell a person's race based only off his name.
>>69749602
I always get a laugh out of chinks with Anglo names
Tfw somewhere out there a slanty eyed yellow manlet calls himself Anthony
>>69749975
last name
>>69749423
same thing
>I'm African, fuck you're whiteboy country/culture/religion, we haz our own culture now"
>>69750031
It should be both, honestly. I hate seeing names like John Souvlakianos or Scott di Italia or whatever
>>69746659
They only do that when they're the small minority. When they become the majority, they don't give a shit about you gwailos anymore
>"Ni hao anon, I am chirashwei...." (said really fast and subtly)
>"Uh sorry I didn't catch that"
>"oh sorry ... it's "chirashwei" (said the same way)
>"what?"
>"sigh, it's chee - rah - sh - way"
>*mutters* "stupid gwailo"
t. Vancouverfag
>>69749975
>Chris, James, Andrew, John, Brandon, Jordan etc should be race exclusive
A FUCKING LEAF
>>69750106
>I'm christian potatonigger
>fuck your hunter gatherer'ing and oral tradition based spiritualism
It's almost like...
people do these things to cement their group identity XDDD
who here was named from the bible?
>Be chink, handsome, tall and stylish
>At mall currently
>See East Asian chicks with Indians
>See East Asian chicks with arabs
>See East Asian chicks with niggers
>All giving me this look
>I give them the biggest smile I can manage that says enjoy your fucked life, your never gonna get to suck my glorious yellow dick while making your parents proud
I hope they all got knocked up with brown babies and their got dumped
>>69750249
>Anglo names belong to ALL races
Cuck
>>69750295
Outshitposting the shitposter
Ayyy Canada
>>69746976
It's not a "fad" They just know stupid white people won't be able to say the name so they make it easy on you. Like teaching a baby to just say mama
>>69750474
They're not Anglo names genius, the Bible wasn't written in an Anglo language.
>>69746659
English teacher here
Every Korean has an English name. They get it when they take English in school. I'd imagine it's the same with Chinese.
I actually named my new kids. They will use this name the rest of their lives when interacting with foreigners.
>>69750020
>tfw i have a pretty based asian friend named anthony
>>69749293
I've never seen a Jap not use his real name. They also have a conquer history.
It's mostly the other Asian countries. China, Vietnam, Philippines etc.
>>69748700
north korea.
>>69746659
They're culturally assimilating like you've been asking
>>69750603
Name them all dick
My favourite Asian friends growing up were named Frank and John.
>>69746879
>ebaums
How old is this
Because you can't pronounce their names properly.
>>69750563
>Chris, James, Andrew, John, Brandon, Jordan
In French those names are:
Christophe/Christian, Jacques, André, Jean, (Does not exist), Jourdain (not ever used, but it exists)
Even Biblical names have their national variants
>>69747499
this
>>69746659
Unlike niggers they are attempting to assimilate culturally.
>>69750885
Jaques is Jacob you fuck
>>69750326
>tfw Noah
>Everyone else in my family has a good spaghettinigger name
g-good goy
>>69749856
>uncommon
>Thailand
how new are you even?
>>69750982
No. The Biblical Book of James translates to the book of Jacques in French.
>>69747946
Kek what in the fuck is wrong with Mormons
https://youtu.be/BfIehCrO4Zs
If you people were to have Chinese name what would it be?
>>69746778
I know a dude who has goes by his asian name. But the dude supports Trump so it's all fine by me
>>69746659
Idk. Im half thai though, and when I was little all my thai cousins that came here took up nicknames that weren't really American or Thai. I think all thai's get these secondary nicknames...
>>69751204
Hung Lo.
>Hi anon, my name is John and I was raised WASP in the Northeast and I have no idea how much privilege I have.
Why do cumskins do this?
>>69751204
Long Wang Dong or Ching Chang Wang
>>69751204
Kung Pow Tso
>>69751204
黑鬼
>>69750242
You don't need to worry too much about that over there. You've already got more Cantonese in BC than anywhere else. There aren't any more who can come over.
>>69746778
>>69746785
Wow, I had never considered it like that. But you're absolutely correct. Asians have perfected the art of immigration.
>>69750326
my name is christian
>mom is an athiest
>dad is a shitty nonobservant catholic
>don't think i've ever even been inside a church in my life
>>69750020
>tfw that's the name my dad took
>>69750554
Some were easy, Jiwah or Shinbum
Some anglicized names were funny just calling Koreans them, like Stella or Johnny
>>69746778
As opposed to Black names which aren't from any language or culture and are purposefully meant to be different from the society in which they inhabit and are supposed to contribute towards.
>>69751204
Xiao Ya Doowang
>>69751466
why do ppl name their kids after a religion
?
I assimilate proudly to the dominating americano culture.
Da'Quandrixx Chavez.
>>69750326
>pagan first and last names
>want to convert to fundamentalist Christianity
>will never shake these heathen chains
>>69751204
I would throw a pan down the stairs and listen. The sounds it makes will be my name
>>69747946
It's because they both use heavily anglicized and bastardized pseudo Spanish/French/Latin names.
>>69750326
>>69751036
My name is Noah and my last name was almost Moses. I would have most likely killed myself in kindergarten.
>>69746778
I call this fucking cuck behavior
>implying you'd want to give up your white name when you move to an Asian or Muzzie country
What a bunch of cucks these gooks are
>>69751204
I had a Chinese teacher named Mrs. Cho Ksong Dik
>>69751566
It's weird, isn't it? There are people named Christian, "people" named Islam, yet no Jews out there are named Satan
>>69751573
Fooquan Mohammed Dashiki Lopez
>>69751204
Hu Ji Re Xion
>>69751204
Probably
>Sum Ting Wong
>Wi Tu Lo
>Ho Lee Fuk
>Bang Ding Oao
>>69751675
i never see someone named islam or muslim before
>>69746659
I know a Taiwanese girl who does this. She says she doesn't like her Taiwanese name so she goes with her Christian name. She keeps the birth name for her family.
>>69746659
>Why the fuck do Asians do this?
It's called
ASSIMILATION
basically why asians succeed while nigs and beaners fail. don't believe me? ask desuan, jamarcus, juan, and jesus.
>>69751837
wat is her christian name? let me guess mary or jessica?
>>69746659
How dare they try to assimilate and adopt some of the cultural norms of the country they immigrated to.
Disgusting.
>>69751659
When I worked in China I got a Chinese name, just made shit easier
>>69751563
kek'd
>>69750603
when i was in high school, a kid from korea transferred to our school in freshman year. he kept his korean name, jae wan (both words a first name). his last name was one word, which was weird because don't koreans usually have a two part last name? unless they're like japs and say the last name first. if that's true, then i don't think anyone ever called him by his "first" name, even the teachers. had another friend that also moved from korea much earlier, his real name was korean but everyone called him peter.
>>69750684
i've never heard of japs using western names either. i like it though, i like the japanese language. it sounds nice, the names too. not like chinese, which sounds ugly and barbaric.
>>69746659
They want to integrate. It's wonderful.
>>69751218
I worked with a Chinaman named Ponch. He was a server and I was a busser. He was anot incredibly hard worker , but he was a total faggot. Like literally a himosexual. He was also a Republican but he never talked politics with anyone but me because we worked at a restaurant in a liberal part of town. He hated leftism since China.
I always told him that he was gonna have to come out of the closet eventually and just admit he's Republican to everyones
>>69751659
You're a moron. Everybody does this when they move to a new country. You never took those Spanish names in your high-school Spanish class?
It's partially for integration, but Asian cultures aren't as attached to names as we are, the Anglicized names are practically nicknames.
>>69752003
Japanese names are very easy to pronounce and Japanese doesn't contain very many sounds foreign to English. So a last name like "Takada" or "Midori" might sound a bit weird, but it's perfectly pronounceable so most Japs don't change their names.
>>69746659
Would you rather call the chinese guy steve, or do you want to just keep callin ahmed farouk mohammed by his english name of ahmen farouk mohammed
>>69751204
Shang Tsung kombat
Because it's easier to remember and pronounce. /thread
Living here, I pretty much immediately forget what to call someone when they go by their Korean name, but Western names for whatever reason are just much easier for a Westener to remember. Plus it avoids confusion over what's their given vs family name, and nobody needs to be upset about their 'real' name being mispronounced.
>>69751675
>when an autistic leaf tries to make a ramzpaul joke and fails miserably
They shouldn't have to do this. White people are perfectly capable of pronouncing their names. The only problem comes with names super common like Tien but even then you won't have more than 2 or 3 of the same name,
I studied a hard physics subject at uni and I was SURROUNDED by Asians. They have some weird names, but I knew them all. It wasn't hard at all and I refused to call them by their cuck names that they decided to pick ala Max Power, that they think will look good in writing on their CV and garner more interviews. It's pathetic, don't give up your culture just because you're in another country. That's not assimilation. I can call you Ching Pong Wang and you can call me Anon and we can talk about cricket, politics and the weather together like normal Westerners. You are not Steve or Frank or James. You're Ching Pong Wang.
>>69746659
White people can't pronounce their names, and white liberal cucks always feel guilty about it, and seek confirmation if they are saying the name right. It gets really annoying. You think they actually go by "Steve" when they're with their asian friends? Telling you to call them by some generic white name is just a sign that they don't really give a fuck about you and they just want to get whatever interaction needed over with.
>>69750603
What drives me nuts is a lot of them get "English" names from Korean English teachers with no idea, so they're mis-spelled and/or mis-pronounced.
>>69750603
When I took Spanish in middle school my name was Gustavo.
>>69746659
Easier to remember and pronounce. Also having respect for the land or culture you're going to.
A mate of mine is Asian, had a baby and his dad did this huge research project to work out his "Chinese" name based on the Chi or some other bullshit.
His wife(who is white) and him just named the kid Michael and have never used the Chinese name once but the grandparents only call him by his Chinese name.
>>69746659
cause you will forget their name
source
-Expirience
Who cares they arent niggers, let them do as they please
>>69746659
Gee, I wonder why.
>Hello Anon, my name is Heikki
Hi-keeh?
>No
Hee-keh (hiki=sweat in finnish)
>Hi-keeh is fine
>>69754509
I just call every Finn I meet Snufkin. They are all too beta to do anything about it.
>>69753790
I have a friend named Doug, we all call him Dagoberto.
>>69751659
Part of being a member of the first world is having respect towards foreign countries that you visit, which is why so many people hate immigrants from 3rd world countries because they don't know how to fucking act and have zero respect for their new nation's existing culture.
Westerners shouldn't go to the Middle East acting 100% like they do back in Europe and not expect to receive hatred from the native population. At the same time Europeans should be able to expect Muslims to not bring criminality, Mosques, and Shariah law when they come to Europe.
>>69754509
This, but also non-Anglos can be maddeningly precious about pronunciation since nobody ever learns their dying languages, so they're not used to imperfect non-native pronunciation.
Contrast with English, where everyone is so used to heavily accented poor English, and "correct" pronunciation is entirely subjective anyway.
>>69746659
For your convenience since Weigukin from aboard often fail to be familiar with Asian name, other than Japanese
>>69755021
The Japanese language is ultra simple phonologically. And it just so happens that the few sounds it has are encompassed by English (or close enough).
>>69746659
>Why the fuck do Asians do this?
Would you rather try to pronounce their name without trying to offend them?
I would rather call them by their western name instead of butchering their name.
>>69746659
because they are trying to be cool immigrants and assimilate with your culture you fuck face
>>69754641
It's Nuuskamuikkunen, you ignorant burger. Check your privilege.
>>69750982
bu jacob is james.
>>69750554
I suppose westerners should tell asians to call them "ching chong" when they visit their countries.
because white people are fucking racists, subconsciously or not, and wouldn't even look at me unless I have 5x more qualifications than the competing white guy. that's the primary reason why asian people use western names. all other reasons are pure lies.
>>69759616
>and wouldn't even look at me unless I have 5x more qualifications than the competing white guy
>affirmative action
>EEO
eat shit faggot. white guys get screwed way more in the job circuit
>All these aussie and canada flags accurately explaining why chinese immigrants change their names
top
fucking
kek
