>relaxing ritual
>high quality tobacco smells wonderful
>you don't even inhale it, just taste it
>non addictive, unlike shitgarettes
>the choice of wizards, detectives and generally based people
why haven't you bought a pipe yet, /pol/?
>>69741641
Cause I'm not gandalf or a 1800s British detective , as well as not a hipster faggot
>>69741641
I smoke pot of out of a corn cob pipe..but I inhale
>>69741641
>non addictive, unlike shitgarettes
are you dumb?
>>69741641
Mouth. Fedora.
>>69741641
Because smoking a pipe in public makes you look like an asshole. It's like a writer buying a typewriter, then taking that typewriter to a starbucks everyday to show everyone just how much of a writer he is. I hate this word, but it's fucking tryhard. Unless you're eighty, have a tweed jacket and live in the country you're not gonna pull it off. You'll look like a dick
>>69741641
because it's out of place in this day and age and would appear incredibly tryhard and pretentious
>>69741641
>>you don't even inhale it, just taste it
>> "Was ist Kehlkopf Krebs?"
>>69741641
One hitter is more comfortable to carry
>>69741641
Because I use a pin ipv3 with a kangertech mega tank mini op top. Kings cream 12mg bitch
>>69741763
I use a magic flight launch box for this.
>>69741757
>caring about what hipsters do
>>69741641
If you're under the age of 50 you will look like a huge faggot smoking a pipe.
I work on boats.
While I own and used to smoke out of a pipe (a ww2 pipe my great grandfather carried with him), I find vaping to more practical in daily use. No fighting the wind, no issues smoking upside down, not likely to explode the boat with gas fumes, etc.
The pipe sits on my desk these days.
>>69741938
>MFLB
HAHAHAH get real vape faggot
>>69741641
i have a meerschaum and a vottis briar
gave away the rest
>>69741995
Accurate commentary, never thought of it like that
>>69741843
i rarely smoke in public. it's neither relaxing nor particularly enjoyable, except during long walks.
home, a book or a movie and a nice drink. that's where the pipe comes in.
>>69741757
>>69741843
>>69741995
>the only reason to do anything is for attention/admiration from strangers
What do you know, women do post on /pol/
>>69741641
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I'm not a fan, but according to actuary tables, occasional pipe smokers live longer than non-smokers and traditional smokers alike. Links to stress relief and such. Same with single-glass wine drinkers.
>>69741641
I have a bong same shit
>>69741641
Cigar masterrace
>>69741641
I really like smoking pipe tobacco but desu you have to do it alone or with your father 'cause everyone will comment on it if you take it to a bar, or something.
>>69742037
kinda sad, but at the same time understandably functional. One would wonder if the same would happen to your great grandchild
>>69742146
Look friend, you don't need to jerk yourself off over all the great benefits and justifications you have for your awesome pipe. We know you use it because you think it looks cool. But it doesn't. It looks gay. You look gay.
I don't smoke anything because it's stupidly expensive due to taxes, banned everywhere, and cancerous (literally).
>>69742146
You have to care a little about what people think of you, or else you're autistic. If you want to look like an asshole and not care what others think that's great, but you're still an asshole
>>69741641
>non addictive, unlike shitgarettes
thats not true nigga. otherwise i agree. smells and tastes much better than cigarettes, and you can buy rly good looking pipes.
I don't smoke tobacco much these days. I'm generally doing herbal blends.
Damiana leaf chopped up with some raspberry leaves and a little bit of stevia, and I let it soak in liquid taurine overnight. It's very calming and has a nice flavor. Makes me feel really relaxed.
>>69741641
>tobacco contains nicotine
>nicotine is addictive
>tobacco smoked in a pipe is non addictive
This is a US site, tobacco ads are banned in the US, this site has an explicit rule against advertising.
>>69742511
>>69742576
Women.
>>69741641
I'm a big cigar smoker myself. It's a fun hobby (albeit quite expensive).
Any other cigar smokers on here?
>>69741843
>>69741854
hivemind across continents
>>69742438
This. Smoking a pipe is like vaping: no one gives a shit if you enjoy it in privacy, but doing it in public makes you look like a huge fag
>>69742723
No skullcap? Step up ur game senpai
>>69742508
My luck I'd leave a gun behind and they would turn it in for a walmart giftcard.
>>69742062
Its perfect for my needs amigo.
Have had it for about 3 years now still works great even with the original battery.
Only think I ever had to replace was the stem original glass broke bough a plastic types one.
If you're just one person and you're not a total 24/7 DUDE WEED BLAZE IT LMAO then the mflb is perfect.
Wonderful forms quick puff before bed without having to set any shit up or put together some contraption.
>>69742511
>>69742576
everything you do in life will be judged negatively by someone else because reasons.
>too normal
>too hipster
>looks like a fag
>looks like compensating
>edgy
>normie
>beta
>not enough
>too much
>dresses like shit
>tries too hard
at some point you just stop caring and do whatever resonates better with your self.
>>69741641
does it come with a free fedora?
>>69742320
This.
Am I cool too senpai?
Actually anon I love my pipe. Great chance for contemplation and thought because its just involved enough youre better off not doing anything else. I like Latakia and Cavendish.
Theres actually some data suggesting that pipe smokers live moderately longer than non pipe smokers.
>>69743080
>Latakia
mein neger.
>>69741641
but I have several. sadly my throat has been acting up. I think it's just the blend I got, it was pretty dry out of the jar
>>69741641
>smells wonderful
No it doesn't.
Cigars smell nice.
Pipes smell awful.
In school I had a teacher who smoked pipe.
None of the kids wanted to get close to him.
>>69741641
>citing fiction for examples
generally "based" people if you mean how you are "based upon" novella garbage
>>69743235
dunno man. most of the cigars I've tried were rank as fuck.
but i'm from italy, and our cigars are literally made to be rank as fuck.
>>69742508
>tired of recharging grandpa's vape
>preferring the nonstop rush of the auto loading, nuclear powered vapor master 9001
>>69741641
Pipes are the only thing I've ever enjoyed smoking, apart from dicks that is. Cigarettes taste like shit and cigars are for special occasions.
Still if you smoke a pipe in public and your beard isn't grey or at least long enough to reach your belly button you're going to look like a retard.
>>69741641
i smoke out of a pipe like this
am i cool yet?
>>69743398
>no fun allowed
>>69741641
>relaxing ritual
>non addictive
what ever you say hipster-chan.
>>69743837
i find it very relaxing and i can skip weeks or even months without feeling the need of smoking
>>69741641
I don't have a vast fedora collection
>>69743837
ritual =/= addiction
mankind has had rituals for thousands of years, what makes you so unique and special?
>>69743945
Of course you can.
>>69744038
I bet you say the same about your weed too. Pssh, degenerates.
>>69744052
i really do :^)
>>69743235
depends on the tobacco you are smoking. Danish mixtures can smell really nice, while english mixtures can smell really awful
>>69744205
Well you are German so I guess I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
If you were american I would still call you a fucking liar.
>>69744153
if you think that a ritual is the same as an addiction you are a dope
>>69741641
>>you don't even inhale it, just taste it
that's adorable
>>69742065
I have a $5 American hardwood pipe-- was even cheaper than a cob.
>>69741641
It's something I've only noticed old people do. Maybe I'll pick it up later in life. The cherrywood stuff smells nice.
>>69744461
Whatever you have to tell yourself you degenerate swine.
If someone has a box of wine every day it becomes a ritual masked in addiction, but still what ever you have to tell yourself faggot.
>>69741641
I'm not 60 years old, also I am not a huge attention seeking faggot.
>>69741641
Because it is addictive and I quit.
>>69744703
you seem upset about something anon and you are misdirecting your anger at strangers on the internet. of course this is not healthy or constructive behavior. what's wrong? do mommy and daddy like to drink and smoke and don't pay attention to you?
>>69741995
I used to get compliments on mine all the time but that was before fedoras that I knew of. Only people who didnt like it were niggers cause I wasnt smoking pot or crack. And yes one asked if I was smoking crack and wanted a hit.
>>69744908
You call this b8? Still made me reply 1/10.
>>69745086
pro tip: not everyone is "bating" you anon
i offered you some kind words but you are incorrigible
ok
>>69745272
>Ad hominem instead of proving my pooint wrong
>not baiting
ok
>>69744366
peterson and larsen tobaccos smell rly nice most of the time imo
>all the simpering about looks in this thread
the pipe is not different than the fedora; either you're a man and you're doing it because it's normal to you, or you're an insecure nu-male using it like a hair-extension for your masculinity, and everyone can tell.
>>69741641
if vaping is the mouth fedora, pipe smoking is the anachronistic mouth fedora. if you smoke a pipe, you're probably the same kind of try hard faggot that asks for absinthe at a bar or might think wearing a kilt as everyday wear as cool
>>69741763
Mine is carved from a chunk of marble.
It's small but heavy, feels good to hold.
Accidental dick jokes.
>>69741763
I actually got into pipe tobacco because I bought a cheap briar pipe for smoking weed in public without attracting attention, but eventually I graduated to what it was actually meant for.
>>69745808
Mine is literally a pillbottle with another pillbottle grafted on the side
>not being meta
>>69741757
but i am gandalf
>>69741641
Because I'm not a fedora tipping faggot. A buddy of mine owns a pipe and he is a libtard and an ego maniac. And also a sypathiser of nigs and cuckoldry. Shame on you Germany.
>>69747637
>a buddy of mine
Pot has nothing to do with your inability to befriend people who aren't idiots.
>>69747978
I grew up with him in school. He was just liberalized by his mom while his dad was out paying the bills on an oil rig. Kinda fucked up this world is
