http://abcnews.go.com/US/20-stung-swarm-bees-arizona-mosque/story?id=38104500
LOL
>>69735450
If Islam is the correct religion, then their god must hate his worshipers.
>>69735450
based bees!
The religion of bees strikes again!
>weaponized bees
Bees are the christian's greatest ally
>>69735450
REFUBEES WELCOME
>>69735450
Behead those who insult Bees.
Those bees are racist
>>69735564
Relifaggots always find a way around tragedy and say their faith was being "tested" or whatever.
What kind of bees were those? if they are african bees we've gotten some ironical justice
I just might get a bee tattoo
Guess they wanted them to buzz off.
>>69735450
This is why we should preserve bees
>>69735450
>http://abcnews.go.com/US/20-stung-swarm-bees-arizona-mosque/story?id=38104500
based fucking bees
>>69735450
>filename
Kek
>>69735710
This, those are trained anti muslim killer bees used by trump supporters to attack inocent m*slims
some ine neess to pull the video and make a webm of the pigfuckers running and swatting
>>69735591
>>69735748
>>69735763
>supporting the pollinating jew
Good Goys
>>69735450
>Even bees are better kebab removers than we
>>69736177
BLACKED
& YELLOWED
>>69735450
Wait, firefighters have bee calming foam on hand? Wtf, is this a common occurrence.
>>69736177
>supporting the swollen kebab
Good kuffir
Heh.
>http://gizmodo.com/croatian-bees-are-being-trained-to-hunt-down-deadly-lan-508877457
probably had some explosives in mosque
>>69735450
I wonder if it's possible to genetically engineer venomous bees to attack people with dark skin.
>>69735450
They probably weren't beehaving.
>>69736319
>But, in October 1957 a visiting beekeeper, noticing that the queen excluders were interfering with the worker bees movement, removed them resulting in the accidental release of 26 Tanganyikan swarms of A. m. scutellata. Following this accidental release, the Africanized swarms spread out and cross-bred with local European colonies; their descendants have since spread throughout the Americas. Because their movement through South and Central America was rapid and largely unassisted by humans, Africanized bees have earned the reputation of being one of the most successful biologically invasive species of all time.
They are like the emus of the Americas
Somebody should shoop this so the bee is chasing off filthy muslims
>>69735647
kek
>>69736676
>>69736202
>than we
You don't translate it directly
>>69736177
>pollinating jew
How are bees anyway like jews? They do a great service for the world by pollinating flowers of almost all fruit trees we harvest and produce honey for the good of the entire colony, a jew would at the very least hoard all the honey for himself.
>>69735450
I NEED 20K GOOD BEES
>>69735450
And look who is against the bees, Monsanto a corporation controlled by yids
http://www.march-against-monsanto.com/epa-finally-admits-what-has-been-killing-bees-for-decades/
>>69735450
fucking muhamtriggered.
>>69735450
Religion of Peace™
>>69736853
It's still grammatically sound.
>better than we (are)
The are is implied.
>Better than us (are)
is incorrect.
>>69736177
I never watched that movie and don't plan to. Is it worth remembering by next decade?
>based beekeepers training bee armies to save America
Make bees great again
>>69735450
Maybe it was the idea of a cute fuzzy bee unleashing hell on muslims but I burst out laughing when I read this.
Thanks OP
>>69735450
I live in arizona , dammit why didn't I see this earlier lmao !
>>69737004
The eyes are still moving.
Never be taken alive.
Thank you based Cobra Unit.
>>69737036
We is subjective
Us is objective
The subject of your sentence was "bees," thus using we is wrong. The "are" applies to the bees, not the "we," Additionally, using two verbs of being when you already have a comparative, i.e. "> tfw bees are better at removing kebab than we are" might be considered by some to be a redundancy.
>>69737200
It takes a few minutes for the brain to die. So basically you feel everything, then get to watch the crowd of muslims laugh at your chopped off head and body shitting itself, maybe even kick your head around a bit. Those last 2-5 minutes is guranteed hell. .
Glad we let millions and millions of them in our country since they crashed a couple planes into our towers and started blaming jews. Even elected one as leader.
>>69735450
What does Nicolas Cage's AHHHHHHH THE BEES! translate to in arabic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
>>69737476
its translates to: AHHHHHHH(llahu akbar), die bienen!
>>69737445
No. It's lights out when the blood pressure drops...which is immediate. Nothing conscious after that.
That's all foolishness.
>>69736684
>emus of the Americas
Except we didn't surrender and give into their demands
>>69735450
wait a fucking second i got a fucking mosque here. Someone tell me thats not real.
>>69735710
>>69736084
20,000 mechanical bees with built in spy cams and listening devices
>>69737004
I was expecting bees you faggot.
>>69737751
Kek, Strayas will never be able to wash off that shame
>>69737851
oh my fucking gosh its real why my state.
>>69735450
Reddit went on and on about that feathered rat landing on Bernie's podium but this is the real shit.
Bees are the most important creatures in the entire ecosystem. You want to see a real sign of profound importance and providence look no further.
>>69737069
It's available in HD on Pornhub.
>>69737200
>>69737445
Are you guys serious? It's pretty well established that you black out in only very few seconds when blood supply to the brain is stopped.
It's physically impossible to be conscious at that point unless you have a lung and a heart in your ear.
That's just random muscle activity.
>>69735948
Carlos? Is that you?
>Pollinate flowers.
>Make delicious honey.
>Crusade against kebab.
Bees confirmed for bro tier insect and saviors of the western world.
While we're on the topic of insects let's discuss how termites, at least the macrotermes genus, are based as fuck and how ants are the dindus of insects.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DXbo5ubYS9I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnJm4kSIAA
>>69735450
The literal wrath of God
>>69738669
pretty much this.
>>69738291
Hold on, cutting off my head to confirm, my head will rest on my keyboard so I should be able to crank out a few more shit posts, wish me luck.
>>69736252
>>69737004
So peaceful.
>>69738291
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine#Living_heads
>The following report was written by a Dr. Beaurieux, who experimented with the head of a condemned prisoner by the name of Henri Languille, on 28 June 1905:
> Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds. This phenomenon has been remarked by all those finding themselves in the same conditions as myself for observing what happens after the severing of the neck ...
> I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased. [...] It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: "Languille!" I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions – I insist advisedly on this peculiarity – but with an even movement, quite distinct and normal, such as happens in everyday life, with people awakened or torn from their thoughts.
> Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves. I was not, then, dealing with the sort of vague dull look without any expression, that can be observed any day in dying people to whom one speaks: I was dealing with undeniably living eyes which were looking at me. After several seconds, the eyelids closed again [...].
> It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement – and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead.
>>69737908
It took us a couple of decades to get round to it but as usual the UK solved the problem.
Colony Collapse Disorder is a Muslim plot?
>>69737618
>translates it into deutsch
10/10
>>69738291
jesus, you can pass out if you stand up too quickly from a supine position
there's no way a head with 0 blood pressure is conscious.
>>69741828
>If you stand up too quickly.
This is a red flag mate. A bit of dizziness is bad enough but passing out basically means that your body has something seriously wrong with it.
>>69737069
No, it was entirely forgettable.
>>69738594
>you will penetrate to their secret center
lewd
What sort of bees?
Who cares, next time just unleash a load of these fuckers.
https://youtu.be/mtpECWl-5v4
>>69735564
No, it's because Muslims worship the devil
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Allah_the_Best_Deceiver
http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Satan,-As-Deceiver
>>69742708
Jesus Christ, what the fuck Australia
>>69742708
Of course they're Australian.
>>69736684
>Africanized bees have earned the reputation of being one of the most successful biologically invasive species of all time.
WHITEY BTFO
>>69742708
That's rather brutal. Animal behavior certainly puts human customs in perspective. Especially dindus.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSOka8UUPY
>>69735450
He fights for us
>>69738291
It's not just random muscle activity, the eyeballs aren't stuck in place, they move as the head does when someone isn't actively trying to keep them straight.
>Special calming foam
>calming foam
wat?
>>69743994
Ever gotten an insect drunk?
>>69741472
FUCK
How long until theres a Jihad of roaches against bees?
>>69736177
>supporting the pollinating Jew, then stealing all their sweet sweet golden honey
OY VEY ITS ANOTHAH SHOAH
Bastard Bee strikes again
>>69736912
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Just let the kids who think they know biology because they're white meme.
>>69744407
Fly high honeybuzzer
>>69744407
>http://abcnews.go.com/US/20-stung-swarm-bees-arizona-mosque/story?id=38104500
I support this.
Fly high honeybuzzer!
>>69735591
hahah yeah. based bees indeed.
>>69735450
Inshallah.
Who /beekeeper/ here?
>>69737069
It was never truly A material and always felt like a B flick
>>69735752
have an underrated +(You)
>>69744407
Fly high, honeybuzzer!
>>69745931
It's literally called
'B movie'
>>69745892
I keep bees
>>69744407
Fly high honeybuzzer
>>69742708
holy shit
>>69735752
I vote /thread
>>69746091
You might say there wasn't enough buzz surrounding it
>>69735920
Native honey bees don't behave that way. It could only be nigger bees
>>69746436
I send the pestilence, the plague...
>>69744407
fly high honey buzzer
Ban assault bees
>>69738291
Yeah, in a few secounds. But for those split secounds you can experience your head getting chopped off, can't scream, can't move your mouth, just your eyes. Then you black out, then you die.
>>69735450
My bad
You're welcome motherfuckers!
>>69747271
>>69735752
Nice comment, I'll upboat
Almost forgot I had this, finally get to use it. Based bees.
Bees band together, support one another, work tirelessly to build huge civilizations (hives), create wealth (honey) which they carefully guard, as other insects greedily try to swarm in and take it. They fight fiercely, but only when provoked. They pollinate countless plants, and keep the planet's ecosystems alive and vibrant. They are the perfect example of everything a decent human being should strive to be.
>>69735450
i bet it was a sting operation
KUFFAR BEES WILL SOON BE STRUCK DOWN INSHALLAH
ALLAHU AKBAR
*emphatically holds up index finger*
[nasheed intensifies]
>>69735450
>be Egyptian
>gets plagued by locust and frog rain
>be muslim
>gets plague by bees
NO!! NOT THE BEES!! NOT THE BEES!!
>>69744407
FLY HIGH HUNNYBUZZER
>>69736177
>islam
>literally bastard jews
kek
>>69751340
>Somebody knows his biblical history
Good on ya pham
>>69744407
fly high honebuzzer
>>69744407
fly high honeybuzzer
>>69752009
>How can homo sapiens even compete
>>69748531
>Mantis literally eats bees face while its still alive
That's some brutal shit right there anon.
>>69737004
>those young kids
That's horr-
>that manlet on the left
KEK. This is what 5'9" looks like btw, all manlets take note, this is what you look like.
>>69735450
GOD WILLS IT
>that filename
>>69736177
Bees contribute honey to the world and only sting when their community is threatened, they are based.
Wasps meanwhile are useless and sting you whenever they like, they are the problem.
>>69748531
>>69744407
Fly high honeybuzzer
>>69738291
Ok, stop breathing for a few seconds and black out. For as long as you can hold your breath without passing out is how long your brain stays alive. About 8 minutes tops.
Hope you get your vrains blown out, destruction of the brain ends it pretty quick, still suffer about a minute though.
>The Prophet Mohammed
>Bees be upon him
>>69738287
It was removed.
>>69735450
You can say Allah gave them a stinging rebuke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWW9luMD4M
DR BEEEEEEEESS
has always been on our side.
>>69735450
>Firefighters rushed to the scene and sprayed the area with a foam that calms the insects
They gave them a relaxing bubble-bath as a reward for removing kebab? Aw, that's nice.
I want to buy a Beehive for a hobby and get that sweet honey.
Seems like a dank plan, but I need a large garden
>>69754574
10/10
fuck mudslimes
go bees!!
>>69754574
SPREAD
>>69744407
Fly high honeybuzzer
>>69755054
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/flow-hive-honey-on-tap-directly-from-your-beehive#/
Might be something youre interested in
Even arizonas bees are based.
>>69735920
Arizona has a africanized bee problem. They travel in fucking swarms and have road signs warning about them.
I never believed it until I moved there for a year. I saw a dark cloud crossing the road and smacked into it. I saw hundreds of bees dead on the front of my car when I pulled over.
