Parents told me when I asked to get a driver's license. I've lived here for most of my life and I assumed we were legal. What do I do?
You've got to go back
>>69734243
You have to go back
>>69734243
BUILD
THE
WALL
Back of the line, Ernesto.
Tell them you want a big money career and your chances are better if you have papers. My friend struggled at shitty jobs in US then went back to chile and had a much nicer job.
>>69734292
You've gotta go deeper
>>69734292
>>69734299
hivemind
>>69734243
Apply for citizenship and vote Trump. or Leave.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YGIA18G.png "latest[1].png")
>>69734243
GET OVER HERE
>>69734243
Go back to a country where you have citizenship. If you do not have citizenship anywhere else, we'll give it to you.
Have your parents liquidate all assets in the US and take the money back to Mexico to start a new life in a nation where they actually belong.
How the fuck did that even happen?
Apply for citizenship
Can I even apply for citizenship? I don't even know Spanish
>>69734243
>>69734243
Rat out your parents and then go back home.
Time to return to your homeland m8
You have to go back. You can come back, but you have to do it legally.
>>69734454
underrated
Anyone have any advice on how I can stay, if it's even possible?
>>69734243
You have to go back.
Report yourself and your entire family for a free trip home. https://www.ice.gov/contact
>>69734243
To be honest amigo, people are still being deported in the US on the daily. You guys should save as much money as you can, cut your losses and go back.
The economy is recovering in the US as well as Mexico and lots of mexicans are leaving the US.
You realize that even IF Bernie wins the election it could take up to two more years just to get a policy that would grant you paperwork as an immigrant worker, right?
You can always come back to the US, just get your passport sorted out and then apply for a green card.
>>69734454
kek
>>69734546
Parents probably had the baby at their relative's house instead of going to a hospital and having the birth documented which would grant OP us citizenship.
>>69734243
Study something quick
If you have to go back with US studies you will be set for life if you are from latin america
>>69734243
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE
Criminals not welcome.
>>69734243
join the army :-D
>>69734243
other side of the wall
peace out bro
>>69734454
>>69735073
>US studies
doesn't mean anything if he didn't graduate with a bachelors or at least an associates
>Asking a serious question about the hot topic of banter and memeing in fucking /pol/
You sound kinda underage but whatever, in any case you can claim your parent's citizenship and go back, then share your case in the embassy and see what you can do.
>>69734882
You can stay by doing the same thing that you are doing now, which is breaking the law and risking being picked up by immigration officers.
Call your family in mexico or contact a service that will start the process of getting you a passport and greencard, which can take time and money.
>>69735487
I don't know any of my family there. Am I fucked
>>69735240
It does if he gets a career like engineer or some shit like that
OP you wont get deported.
If you said you were born there, then you must have proofs of it. From photos, to facebook, to friends, to HS grades.
Apply to the local college and start learning. Seek a social security number and ger loans in university programs. If toi owe a couple thousands they will no deport you quickly.
>>69734562
>>69734243
You sound pretty useless to me.
I suggest you just shoot yourself.
We have way too many useless people in the world as it is.
>>69734243
Go back to Mexico, Jose
>>69735638
the only option you have is joining the army and not talking about your parents, its the only shot you have to stay in america, besides that its a great way to make citizen ship, id recommend googling it up before going to the recruiter
>>69735709
Also sue your parents, include molestation if needed.
Tell them they didnt took you to a hospital when you where born.
>>69734292
best answer
>>69734454
Finest Mexican bro ever.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE! OUT OUT OUT!!!
>>69734243
Where were you actually born? Are you a citizen there? Maybe call USCIS or something and tell them about it and see if they can give you some kind of direction
>>69735073
This.
If you're parents are Mexican, become a Petroleum engineer.
From what I've heard, high-ranking PEMEX Employees are basically gods
>>69734243
you_have_to_go_back.bmp
>>69734243
Become legal
>>69734243
you have to go back
>>69734453
>vote
>>69734243
Try to a cut a deal with the department of deportation. Maybe they'll let you send your traitor parents back, and you can retain possession of all their stuff here.
>>69734243
Yeah, honestly you should try and apply for citizenship.
>>69734454
Thanks for the laughs familia
>>69734243
You got a few choices
•Join the Armed Forces
•Go back to Mexico
•Talk to an immigration lawyer/attorney
•Apply for Canadian citizenship
•Google DREAM Act
•Kill yourself
•Marry a white woman or man for citizenship
You need to get the proper paperwork as soon as you can. I would not worry - it is highly unlikely that you will be deported.
Waiting to get the proper paperwork will mean you face speedbumps such as a driver's license for the rest of your life. Imagine if you get pulled over. No licence, no id, no paperwork? At that point you're a criminal. Criminals get thrown in jail and/or deported. Law abiding residents get a free pass, along with a path to eventual citizenship.
Godspeed, anon.
Well, are you a filthy anchor baby?
If not, I would suggest >>69737428
But I prefer "Sorry, you have to go back."
>>69737931
It's not going back if he's never been there
Sucks dude. Luckily i was born here and cause >muh cuban
I can stay
Go to California department of motor vehicles, tell them that you're an undocumented spic, ask them for a driver's license. They'll give you one.
Go to California. You don't need to be documented to get a drivers license or vote.
You have to go back.
Ask Trump.
>>69734243
Become a professional wall builder
>>69734454
Good mexibro right here
>>69734454
Trump! Trump! Trump!
>>69734243
Well you should blame your parents for not immigrating legally and that they have royally fucked your future
Now build that fucking wall
Damn desu, tough shit even though this is probably bait.
My best friend was brought over here illegally when he was 4, he and his parents became legal residents then citizens however by doing a lot of legal work and something about a passport. He's good now though.
There are ways, but his legal stuff started when he was like 10 so you might be fucked.
>>69734243
get deported.
>>69734454
UNDRERATED, MEXIBRO.
I doubt anything will happen to you, Jose. Trump talks tough, but he is willing to negotiate the immigration issue.
>>69734243
You go back, simple. Don't hate us, or the U.S., hate your parents for creating this situation.
>>69734454
for the new fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C3poU_0sK4
>>69738905
>underrated
>most replied post
>>69734243
google DACA faggot, or go back
>>69734243
DACA and millitary service.
Do a bit of googling.
Also your parents are fucking horrible people, I hope you realise that.
NOT because they came here illegally, but because they only NOW told you about it.
Shitty situation, my condolences bro, good luck.
>>69734243
You need to go help fix your country OP.
We can't all flee our troubles.
Wait, maybe it was an April Fools joke?
>>69738068
What is the point of having a country then?
>>69739740
>implying he chose to flee
>>69734243
You have to go back.
>>69739743
>Parent's burst into his room on April 2nd
>"SURPRISE! APRIL FOOLS!"
>They find him hanging from a noose, hours dead.
You have to go back, amigo.
But take what you've learned here and use it to make your home country better.
>>69734454
Nice job, m8.
>>69734243
You gotta go back.
I dont care if you support trump or bernie.
Come here legally and well be friends
Also whats being slid right now?
>>69735638
Marry a fat girl and join the army, a friend I knew in high school did that so that he wouldn't have to go back. Still don't think it was worth it.
>>69735076
>>69734454
Posts like these are one of the best things about /pol/.
>>69734243
Gain your citizenship by helping to build the wall.
>>69739887
Fuck, I thought of this playing out like in a sitcom.
>>69737428
>marry a white man or woman
It would be MUCH easier to marry a black woman, tbqh. I know an Iranian guy who did exactly that. Niggers are still technically American citizens right now, and much easier to catch.
>>69734243
prepare to go back to guatamala hosea
>>69734454
>Mexico no shitposting
What's next? Trump wins the elections?
>>69734243
Go back. As an undocumented you now cannot get a drivers license. You wont be able to get a proper job either since they will ask for legal documents too.
>>69734292
Once again...
>>69739780
Not legally, just practically
>>69740269
Damn I didn't even think of that, niggers are do insecure they'll hook up with anything.
>>69739512
Can only join the military if you are a permanent resident
>>69739512
No, that's how you gain citizenship if you're a permanent resident. He's illegal. He'll be deported unless he signs up for DACA and DACA doesn't get overturned by SCOTUS/the next president. He's fucked unless he's an anchor baby.
>>69734243
you have to go sorry your parents broke our laws to have you educated on my dime....so get out
>>69734243
OUT
>>69741834
>blaming someone who didn't have the chance to decide for himself
Heartless desu.
>>69734454
Based mexibro
>>69742152
Noones blaming anyone
Hes just not entitled to anything and should fuck off back to his shithole.
>>69734454
jolly good show old chap
>>69742584
I know I sound like a leftie on this but it just doesn't seem right. You separate someone from all they've ever known by sending an illegal kid who was raised here back to their home country.
It's like bringing a wild animal into a zoo and then releasing it years later.
>>69734243
Get back to Mexico and come back in legally.
You don't have a criminal record do you? Because that'd be a shame.
>>69734454
Based
Learn Spanish and apply for a CS or CE degree in Mexico, then apply for jobs in San Francisco. They'll hire you for being the token Hispanic.
If you play your cards right, you can do better than local students.
>>69734243
