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NOT EVEN PLAGUE RATS WANTED TO GO TO POLAND
>>69722176
polish rats were too dumb to contract plague
>>69722176
how the hell was Milan safe
>>69722176
Retard
With all due respect, we will never know exactly how it spread.
I mean, this was the 13th century ffs. They didn't even have Facebook let alone Instagram.
>>69722428
>>69722176
>Idiots
Milan would seal up the homes of anyone who got sick and burn them alive.
Poland had a high jewish population and they bathed more, and bathing became part of Polish culture, so they largely avoided the plague by doing radical things like washing their hands
>>69722176
Jews were the ones spreading the plague. After they were kicked out of France and every other western country Poland gave them shelter. That's why we were safe
>>69722176
polaks kept the rats out even though they looked cute. see the similarities?
>>69722176
fuck up mexico, maybe they're just not dirty cunts like you lot
>>69722822
Rats look cute only when compared to Austrian women
>>69722176
the bubonic plague was likely spread through interconnected canal and waterway systems that were also connected to public wells that people drank from.
Poland was probably too poor to afford plumbing at the time, people likely just drank beer for their hydration needs.
Milan probably just had their shit together and didn't contaminate their water.
>>69722748
Are you serious my boy?
>not Slovenian, I guess a common educated Slovene would know why
>>69722989
It was the Polish golden age you fucking idiot
>>69722989
>Poland was probably too poor to afford plumbing at the time
>In many aspects, Polish culture had a positive influence on France. At Wawel, the French were introduced to new technologies of septic facilities, in which litter (excrement) was taken outside the castle walls.[19] On returning to France, Henry ordered the construction of such facilities at the Louvre and other palaces.[19] Other inventions introduced to the French by the Polish included a bath with regulated hot and cold water, as well as forks. Henri III (1551–1589) [...] he is widely credited for having introduced the fork into France.[20]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_III_of_France
The plague spread due to bad hygiene, and everyone knows the Polish are the best toilet cleaners in the world, hence they were unaffected.
Open up a history book some time you stupid fuck.
>>69722428
There were a number of cities that quarantined themselves to stay away from the plague, which was a pretty radical idea at the time since most people thought plagues and sickness spread through bad air. Practically nobody go enter or leave, and so thousands of lives were saved.
>>69723192
[TRIGGERED]
>>69723431
Triggered by american education. It just baffles me how retarded you burgers are.
From what I read years ago they had a more authoritarian govt. than most of Europe and ruthlessly kept people out of population centers and boarded infected people up in their houses so they would starve to death but not spread the disease.
>>69723328
>There were a number of cities that quarantined themselves to stay away from the plague
Except one whole country that was smart enough to quarantine itself - that country being Poland + more advanced hygiene culture.
>>69723249
>>69722989
My favourite part about Henri III learning about this from the Poles was that, prior to this, people used to literally shit in the corridors of Versaille and it would be brushed into corners. They would shit in the corridors of the fanciest palace in France. Imagine what regular buildings were like.
>>69722748
>washing their hands
Sounds like heresy to me....
Bulgarian conspiracy theorists always said that the plague was spread by the jews, don't tell me there weren't any jews in Poland at the time.
>>69723708
Now there are muslims all over France
What would Henry feel?
>>69723752
It was quite the opposite. Our king, Casimir III invited the jews over from all around Europe
. They were good for business
>>69723708
>prior to this, people used to literally shit in the corridors of Versaille and it would be brushed into corners. They would shit in the corridors of the fanciest palace in France.
Wait, you fucking serious? I thought they would still use pots, not be India tier...
>>69723752
>don't tell me there weren't any jews in Poland at the time.
The largest Jewish diaspora lived in there, Poland was their home. You don't shit in your home now do you? This should explain everything.
its where they come from
>>69723985
They had latrines built in the corridors but there was a documentary called Filthy Cities that highlighted that the latrines were never cleaned so people didn't want to sit on them so they shat on the floor
>>69723648
> more authoritarian govt. than most of Europe
No we didn't. Our kings were actually one of the most "liberal" in Europe, which later proved to be harmful.
>>69723576
We should have let Stalin kill all of you pollock's. Nothing of value would have been lost.
>>69722176
black death also avoided finland
>>69723648
Complete nonsense.
If I remember correctly they introduced a successful border quarantine where infected were turned away
>>69722176
actually i never heared of plague in early years of Russia.
Banya were like mendatory 2 time week.
From tsar to lowlyes of peasants.
>>69724290
>>69723576
The American school system is fucked, for sure, but the history of Poland (specifically trivial history) is not something that's important to American citizens.
The only time you will need to know who introduced the fork to France, or when Poland's golden era was, is if you're on a game show.
How would Poland do in a global zombie pandemic?
They have the experience. Poland and Milan last bastions of humans in 2046
>>69724290
burgerfat can't handle even mild banter
>>69722748
>so they largely avoided the plague by doing radical things like washing their hands
So that's where that hand thing comes from.
>>69722748
>washing their hands
It all makes sense now
>>69723708
Versailles was after Henri III, and it's a legend, people didn't shit in the corners. There were domestics with bowls offering their services for a coin, so you could shit in the bowl and then the domestic would take it away.
>>69723985
They did use pots, this guy is a complete retard spouting literal meme history.
>>69724189
The problem wasn't that it was never cleaned, it's that there were 2 toilets only for an average of 3000 courtisans. So people preferred shitting in pots.
>>69724189
Seriously, Poland was way ahead of fucking France, Poles cultured the savage frogs and gave them septic and cold/warm water technology... holy shit.
And people still give us shit all the time.
>>69724522
>They did use pots, this guy is a complete retard spouting literal meme history.
Butthurt.
>>69724522
>and it's a legend
Yeah frog mate, people often make legends about feces
>>69722748
You are right, you know shit and you are not dumb.
Isn't that a US proxy?
>>69724522
According to wiki, so inb4 retard, they shat in fireplaces and corridors
>>69724777
According to the french version of wikipedia I'm right. You have to know with revolution a lot of history was "rewritten" to shame monarchy.
>>69724456
>>69724383
Sorry comrades. you rustled my jimmies. I'll get Germany to blow you guys for your troubles.
>>69724777
>they shat in fireplaces
ahh them french fragrances
>>69725806
I'm sorry burgman, the only thing Germany blows now is muslim cock
>>69726223
*burgerman
>>69726223
>>69724673
No I'm not a proxy, I'm just one of the few educated Americans on this bard who actually knows global history
I'm also voting for Bernie :^)
>>69722176
With a map like that neither would Cruz
>>69722748
Yeah, no. It's in pagan slavic culture to take a bath.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_III_of_France
>In many aspects, Polish culture had a positive influence on France. At Wawel, the French were introduced to new technologies of septic facilities, in which litter (excrement) was taken outside the castle walls.[19] On returning to France, Henry ordered the construction of such facilities at the Louvre and other palaces.[19] Other inventions introduced to the French by the Polish included a bath with regulated hot and cold water, as well as forks. Henri III (1551–1589) [...] he is widely credited for having introduced the fork into France.
Poland literally taught Western Europe to wash and not shit in their homes.
But as you can see rest of Slavs also were affected by Black Plague. The reason for Poland not being affected was:
-our king established quarantine zones on borders (mainly bringes on main trails) where you had to wait a day and show no signs of being sick before being let in.
-Poles weren't massacring cats like rest of Europeans that were accusing them of being Satan minions and witches assistants. Poles also used domesticated martens and ferrets to kill rodents that were thriving in rest of Europe
>>69722968
Savage.
>>69724290
I've always wandered what it was he is staring at in this gif. Or was he actually trying to stare down a camera?
