>be me
>be 18 yrs old, american
>CISHETWHITEMALEOPPRESSOR.jpg
>in truth poor as shit, raised by grandma, no dad, mom is a fucking womanchild
>always work hard, do well in school.
>German.jpg
>Masterrace.jpg
>but still, too poor for college
>work as construction worker
>mfw story about to become good
>Continued below
Go on
So when did you die in the car crash?
Should've wrote this down in notepad before posting
>>69720533
Yea... still waiting.
>work as construction worker
>in trades with conservative christian white men
>best people i've ever met in my entire life
>one day an argument breaks out between coworkers
>mfw fists come out
>mfw blood comes out
>afterwards, both men accept responsibility for what they did
>later they go out for beers
>next day they are joking about it and are good friends again
>feelsgoodman
>humans working through their differences and working together
>beautiful.jpg
>Proud to be conservative christian white male
>story continues
>>69720722
No I can't do this anymore. good thread bye maybe it will come back up in a few years and I will hear the whole story.
>>69720722
Nice dubs man
So a woman joins and fucks your shit up senpai
>>69720187
Come on op
Op is being a faggot as always
>Inb4 the British police will call me for saying faggot
>>69720722
Dangit, OP
Pre-type your shit next time.
continue
OP has proven once again that he is a massive faggot.
>>69720187
>starting a greentext story with >be me
>not pre-typing the damn story
0/10
>>>/reddit/
>>69720722
did your coworker smash your vehicle's front end in?
HOL UP HOL UP!
SO U BE SAYIN?
>>69723622
THAT WE
>>69723961
WUZ KINGZ
>>69724347
AND SHIEEEEETTTT