Becoming a Muslim is a simple and easy process. All that a person has to do is to say a sentence called the Testimony of Faith (Shahada), which is pronounced as:
I testify “La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”
Good to know.
>>69717384
say it 3 times faggot
don't be kafir
>>69717111
PURGE AND SAGE YOU KEKOLD
DEUS VULT
La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah
Now where da white wimmin at
if white people actually converted to Islam then that would probably fix the entire problem with Islam because the whites would go on about correcting the religion. There would be no fear of being islamphobic because everyone is muslim now.
La ooga booga Allah, Muhammad herpaderp Allah
am I doing it right?
DEUS VULT
>>69718001
Bullshit. When that happens it will be orthodox islam vs reformed islam or whatever. This will never end.
>>69717111
OP is a lying jew.
Actually to become a muslim all you have to do is to say three times "Shala head shala".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHnfX1RmZX8
>>69718112
Takbir!!!!
>>69718061
>>69717798
(let's fight this kafir my muslim brothers, give me your best Allah Hu Akbar!)
>>69717533
will Osama bin Laden appear or something?
>>69717111
Good work on the breeding brother. Keep it up, soon Israel will be part of the Caliphate.
>>69717111
>>69718733
Allah Hu Akbar!!!!!
>>69717111
>Chanting satanic verses to sell your soul.
>>69717111
When Tel Aviv vanishes into a cloud of superheated plasma, how fucked will you be?
>>69718326
DIRTY SARACEN
Becoming a Catholic is a simple and easy process. All that a person has to do is say a creed called the Apostles' Creed (Symbolum Apostolorum), which is pronounced as:
Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae,
et in Iesum Christum, Filium Eius unicum, Dominum nostrum,
qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine,
passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et sepultus,
descendit ad inferos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis,
ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Patris omnipotentis,
inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos.
Credo in Spiritum Sanctum,
sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem,
remissionem peccatorum,
carnis resurrectionem,
vitam aeternam.
Amen.
>>69717111
Nice trips
I already converted to Islam. It's true. I converted in order to marry my wife, who is Muslim, of course.
It's funny, it only took 10 minutes. I read aloud the lines, a kind of vow, in Arabic (though written for me with the phonetic alphabet), and that was it. The government didn't get involved; it's not required. Just need the Imam and it's all legit.
It's not all bad. There are pros and cons, so it balances out.
FUCKIN KIKE
IF YOU SAY THAT EVEN AS FUN YOUR BASICALLY OUT OF CHRISTIANITY AND REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT JESUS CHRIST IS THE LAST PROPHET
>>69719461
Cons like the fundamental truth claims are bullshit
>>69719288
You mean if I never said that, but was raised a Catholic and always believed myself to be a Catholic, then I'm not a Catholic?
I guess grammy and pop pop are burning in hell.
>>69717111
>lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur-rasūlu-llāh
There is no god but God. Muhammad is the messenger of God.
I notice you went with the zionist hijacked Islam version of the shahada there.
Show me in the Quran "muḥammadur-rasūlu-llāh" part of the shahada.
Muhammad is not equal to Allah and he said this himself not to worship him.
In the Quran it says to worship Allah alone and to accept the sunnah (THE MESSAGE) which does not mean an 'extra book' by the way, Muhammad brought the only sunnah required, the Quran.
>>69719096
alla allha
allhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>69719632
You should be saying it every Sunday at mass, so either you haven't been going to mass or you've never been confirmed/baptised and can't receive communion.
>>69719598
>>69719598
Oh that's the least of it. Of course I don't believe it. The real cons are the bullshit things like having to pray five times a day when visiting relatives, not drinking, no bacon. I'm fucking Canadian. That's like asking a Jew to donate to charity.
>>69719498
Jesus will forgive me, I feel his touch when I'm shitposting.
>>69717111
Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Done.
Will the germans give me free shit now?
>>69718861
>>69717111
>>69717111
I'll never become a Muslim Shlomo Shekelstein muhamemed
>Israel shoving Islam on white people
Pottery
>>69719998
did you know that Muslims invented mathematics?
now obey me and say the words kafir!
To be a christian all you need to do is believe jesus is the son of god and that he died for your sins on the cross. Also be a good person and stuff.
>>69720361
Neah
>>69717111
Pretty sure it's "La illah le Allah"
I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord; Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell; the third day He arose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven, and sits at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead
Friendly reminder Catholics are anti-Christ army and the pope is demonic.
>>69717111
Taqiyya
>>69720454
>all you need to do is believe you're a special snowflake that God in human form died for
But wait, it's okay because the message is for everyone to believe they're a special snowflake, which makes no one a special snowlfake, so it's good.
La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.
i said it aloud too and sipped beer after that
allah btfo
>>69719288
Oh, I know this one, but it was always either in English or Spanish
>>69717111
Mufugga dindu dindoes nuffin kraka shoopwoop du fuggin rob a liquor store
>>69721329
indeed, I 100% agree with you! Islam is the true religion!
>>69721651
good job /pol/!
we have already converted 4!
allah will bless you
>>69717111
It might be Ok for you Schlomo and Burgers on this thread but I like my foreskin and I want to keep it.
I also like beer and music.
>>69722043
Islam offers all the solutions my friend.
https://youtu.be/lxo9iEX8W1c?list=PLqvfZrg2UeIgjOPTZnZUA0zOV-bWmneDb
>>69722043
I like Nasheeds . . .but I like my foreskin more.
Sorry 'bout that!
>>69722446
meant for >>69722250
>>69717111
Well, of course it's going to be a simple and easy process. Islam is for sub 80 IQ morons, after all.
>>69717111
Durka durka jihad, iqbal iqbal, jihad. Mohammad, jihad mohammamud, iqbal durka, jihad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE
Deus vult
