Islam. 2 billion people can't be wrong.

>>69717297

kek

>>69716958

Orthodox here. It's basically the same as Catholicism only that we don't have a cuck pope

Dunno about others, but russian orthodoxy is something near the voodoo shit. Also, our preachers are mostly incompetent and state whore.

>>69716958

Oh and we were actually conquered by Muslims for a few hundred years (balkan Orthodox), so we never took on the kum ba yah Christianity that westerners did

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>>69717783

Thanks guys!

>>69716958
>>69717783
Syrian Orthodox. What he said but we also don't think of our Patriarch as a holy being like Catholics do with the Pope. He's just a high up religious leader. Plus Orthodox kings didn't have to bow to the Patriarch, whereas Catholic kings did to the Pope.

>>69717783
I hear that they've taken to playing guitar and shit in Catholic churches. I go to an orthodox church, it's all old Greek chants and songs. Sounds wonderful. Cathlocucks can suck it!

>>69721308
Are you some kind of a jew?

>>69716958
Simple. It's a religion. It's stupid, wrong and relies on people's need of closure to exist which means its run by crooks by definition.