I was wondering if any of you want to join an army of paid shitposters. Also helps if you can explain things like Spurdo and their context in threads on geopolitics.
must be pro-American, pro-MAGA.
Foreign flags & language fluency a bonus.
>>69716352
I like money.
>>69716352
i could possibly do it if it pays enough i speak spanish and english and im really insightful geopolitically. doesnt matter to me if your cia or a nerd as long as it pays good :^)
nice try Ben Shapiro
You will NEVER learn about the badger
>>69716435
me 2
>>69716352
Where would one shitpost.
Also >doubt.png
>>69716435
we should hang out
Post contract and we may talk.
>Sprudo
Pedobear for finish new fags
>>69716352
I would take money to do what I'm doing already, sure
I know three languages and can shitpost 80 hours a week.
>>69716352
>Spurdo
He's just your average badger who eats hamburgers.
>>69716352
>Foreign flags & language fluency a bonus.
I'm Canadian and I am partly responsible for making our reputation on here terrible. I have shitposted for a very long time. I only speak English, though. Sign me up.
>>69716584
I like money, but my asshole is off limits.
>>69716511
Good man.
>>69716508
Little Benji*
>>69716435
Money yes.
Depends how though.
I dont wanna be sucking no dick.
Unless it's a good looking dick.
>>69716352
give me shekels and i shill the shit out of /pol/
>>69716352
Money for shitposting? Sign me up nigga
>>69716352
I doubt this is real but, I am interested. Spurdo is finnish. I have loads of free time. Pro America and Pro MAGA.
>>69716352
Trump posting is not shitposting!
I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald Trump
I had all the merchandise
Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants
My dad would hear me and call me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Donald Trump
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my wallet for Donald
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
My dad walks in and says “what the fuck”
Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
Trump leaves through the window
Trump is love, Trump is life
>>69716727
C'est horrible!
I can feign French fluency...
>>69716352
pls i can b pooposter pls thx
snd neetbux nao
Yep, I can do it.
>>69716352
HONEYPOT
>>69716352
If only I could get paid to do what I do nearly every day anyway.
That would be great.
>>69716352
I would shitpost for money. I have a masters degree in math and a long history of internet shitposting.
Fucking hire me.
>>69716810
True. I like money, but not enough to do gay shit.
>>69716352
Yes, you know where I live, I'm very pro both those things.
>>69716352
I dont mix hobby with work
>>69716352
I can see it now, an army of Australian shitposters trained by the CIA.
benis
Can I be anti-Jewish at the same time?
>>69716702
Would you call him a stereotypical badger?
>>69716836
/pol/ is off limits to shilling. We have too many and the average polack already can spot and name the shill. If we start countershilling the shills we'll just ruin the board. Unless it takes place during Sampson option. In which case /mlp/ will get de-shilled.
>>69716888
You're hired
>>69716352
>1 post by this ID
Craftily done, OP. Let the (You)s flow
>>69716352
(fluent in croatian)
>>69716352
I accept bitcoins. Already run pro Trump omegle bots.
>>69717412
Nah now I'm figuring out how to anonymously pay people for shilling. If Hillary Clinton suicides me I don't want her to be able to get to my brethren though my info
>>69717412
You get no +(You)s if you're OP.
>>69716352
Is this position available to Ausfags? I could do with a few extra sheckles.
>>69717532
PGP
>>69716352
If you are getting paid to shitpost, then it's not shitposting. Shitposting should be universally reviled.
>>69716352
I would like to offer my shitposting services, I have dual nationality so I'm the perfect double agent
How much money do you make? I'd be all for helping America become great again.
Could we combat ISIS and refugees after Trump wins?
>>69717569
Ausfags get their own special unit
Kek's Lebbo Glassers
HELLO WHERE ARE THE MONEY
WHERE IS THEM
>>69716352
How many (you)s will I get?
I can shill on US, euro and russian sites and have done that before. For cash of course
Pick me, im already representing MAGA here, im working for local news, 21k facebook likes
>>69716352
I'm in
If there's one thing I know it's shitposting
>>69716352
I do love me some money.
>>69717646
You and me both.
>>69716352
Yes sure I spend most of my time shitposting on forums anyways - where do I sign up?
>>69716352
Count me in, long live god emperor trump
FUCK THE AMERICAN GOP AND DEMOCRATS
THE FIRE RISES! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!
>>69716352
Actually OP, I'll do it free of charge. My payment will be the continued splitting of my sides.
>>69716352
>basically be knowledgeable in geopolitics and internet memes
>get paid for knowing this shit
SIGN ME UP
>>69717387
Yes! I won't let you down, Uncle Sam!
>>69718131
YOU FUCK OFF YOU COMIC SPAMMING FUCK KILL YOU'RERERERE SELVE
YOU HAVE NO RAISIN TO LIVE
>>69716508
underrated post
i'd like that more than anything
>>69717897
How much you take srbin snositi?
>>69716888
get this man a job quickly
sure I would love to shitpost pro MAGA shit.
I speak fluent English, French and Serbian.
>>69717387
Samson option doesn't work. We already tried to do it back when captcha was removed and /pol/ got invaded by every spamming faggot with a bot and an Internet connection.
>tfw you will never have a career as a professional shitposter
At least I have this third shift gig as a caregiver at an assisted living home that pays me $10/hr to do nothing but shitposting on here and play vidya since I'm basically just there as a figurehead for insurance reasons and don't do anything.
>>69716508
If it's for God Emperor Trump, it's not technically shilling.
WE'RE DOING GOD'S WORK, LADS
far end of the world reporting in.
cash me up, uncle Sam.
>>69717809
>>69716352
I'm the shitposting king. I can shitpost in three different languages.
For degree, see the picture.
>>69716352
I do it for free without you tracking be down kike
MAGA meine Kameraden.
how you will gived me money
what is spurdo
>>69716352
I have a meme degree with specialization in memetic warfare, have experiences with internet shitposting and making libtards mad IRL.
It has been my dream to get paid to shitpost. Where can I apply?
>>69719038
hello kim
>>69716352
Paid to shitpost?
It'll be a dream come true
>>69718951
shut it Angela, you don't do anything for free.
I would meme to the death with my /pol/ brothers and sisters.
MAGA.
>>69716352
I already do it for free, in spanish and english, and I'm currently in a hurry to learn japanese, all in order to better support and spread the message of God Emperor Trump around the world.
Of course, if I could get paid to shitpost, this would increase my shitposting time by 8 hours, since I wouldn't need to work.
>>69717977
>Trinidad
do you know what money is?
>>69717977
this is like the 3rd North Korea flag I've seen this week
Did ol' kimmo free his nation
>>69719215
That's gondola you asperg
My years in this shithole more than qualify me to be Shitposter General and Dank Meme Liaison.
>>69719583
>do you know what money is?
Of course I do.
>>69719304
Don't you have to clean my toilet achmed?
i run a twitter account with over 30,000 followers that caters to 4chan users. i'm an expert at memetic warfare. and most of all...
i'm Ted Cruz's worst nightmare.
>>69716352
Im down. Ill get vpns
>>69716352
I like money, yes please
>>69720238
0hour or something that?
>>69720115
I got a couple of achmeds buried under the floor boards, but I think the one you are looking for is probably just done raping your mother on the pavement outside.
>>69716352
Can speak 5 languages, will shitpost for free as long as its pro trump
Also extremely qualified at shitposting, if you dont believe me just take a look at my flag :^)
>>69716352
you lost it at "must be pro-american"
Spurdo expert reporting in
>>69716352
Give me those shekels.
>>69720793
No surprise coming from a cheese eating surrender monkey / Algerian rapist
>>69716352
I'm down, I shitpost like no other
>>69716352
Holyfucking shit HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME!!
I'm have more bantz than Australia, I can be as annoying as Canada and as retarded as America. If all else fails I'll speak in broken English and post smug anime girls.
>>69721226
but do you have confused anime girls with interrogation signs over their head?
>Meming for money
Lsigh me up senpai
>>69721749
*sign me up senpai
Woops
>>69721608
>>69716352
sign me up yankee
>>69722354
I would hire you just for the enthusiasm alone
How would this even work. That said I'm in.
>>69716352
Well how much you paying?
>>69716352
>implying /pol/ won't do it for free
>>69722734
>TFW no one else will.
>>69716352
hello there.
you clearly don't understand, you don't need to pay for shitposters, you just need to involve australians, they will do it free of charge.
I however won't, you know how much and where.
You're welcome.
OP here.
Thinking up an anonymous buttcoin based exchange where people can get paid for their shitposting.
>>69723839
> get paid in worthless fluctuating shitcoin.
yeah I'm sure that's gonna go splendid mate.
>>69723839
Or, you could just ask for a raid in the name of the God Emperor.
Why does "not CIA" have a vested interest in getting Donald Trump elected?
What is the endgame here?
Is there some kind of government coup happening or something?
>>69716352
Trumpfag here.
Pro-MAGA.
Fluent in Spanish, German, and semi-fluent in Russian.
I'm in.
>>69716352
wanna pay us? just #nukeisrael
>>69716352
you know the drill drop 100k into my account
>>69716352
fuck off Shillary Cunt.
We truly want to MAGA here. So take your dragon dildos and GTFO you dirty BERNBOT.
>>69716352
I DO IT FOR FREE
>>69719038
>north korea desperate for money
>>69724277
Youre great people, tremendous people, but you're not my personal army
You dumbfucks approached me in drum and wanted to get me out to start shit so you could get a couple of people who came up to visit clucky.
Instead I got a kite out to them, because fuck you.
Now if you were to approach me with $50 000 per job to do the same type of thing with people I DONT fucking know and have no loyalty to, that would end satisfactorily for you every time.
And I haven't been inside in 23 years, and now travel freely, so there's that.
If you actually are a spook, you can easily find out who I am from what I've said.
If you need some real work done, shit is slow right now, I'd be into it. As long as you do not disrespect me by trying to get me to fuck over my own people. They're actually part of the package if everything's straight, quite a value.
>paid shitposters
finally my life will have some meaning
>tfw low level government drone
>want to do something fun and exciting instead of state government level data processing
desu senpai I wish my life was more like an anime and I'd get an secret communication from the NSA or CIA asking if I want to join them as a data analyst
>>69716352
HONK HONK!
Don't mind my shiny red commiemobile! I'm on my way to crush capitalism!
Ps: please donate $3 today!
Btw, how do i sign up, I speak 4 languages: Eng, Spanish, Korean and Malay. 100% dead serious.
>>69716352
always, send check pls
Spurdo best meme
post spurdo
>>69728456
>gondola
>>69727721
Does Bernie really drive an R8? Good for him.
>>69728700
What of him?
>>69728886
>spurdo
>not gondola
sorry senpai l think l got triggered there for a sec
>>69729007
anyways back to Trump
