If you were president, what would you set out to do first?
Nuke Jew York
fat shamming campaign 2bh
can't expect people to work hard when they come home to a fat lover
>>69690629
Remove all kebab
>>69690629
Kill all Muslims and spics from my country. Gotta keep my promises
>>69690629
BUILD
Remove the burgeoisie plutocracy!
>>69690629
rub one out on the launch button so nobody else wants to touch it
World war 3 immediately. The happening will happen on day one of my presidency.
DUDE WEED LMAO
Why did this website turn all brown and ugly? :-(
>>69690829
why?
and where?
>>69690629
I would end the Federal Reserve, and print our own money.
Then I'd shut our borders and stop outsourcing.
I'd even consider backing our currency with silver, but I'd take some honest consultation for that before I made a move.
>fatshame
>end the gender sjw war
>reverse unconstitutional firearms laws
>stop degeneracy
>legalize mj
>build a wall
You know damn well there is no way to stop the chaos that has ignited. It will only get worse
Create a vast empire. I would start by annexing mexico and Canada. At first, I would promise all free shit. To get the niggers and Latinos on my side. Once I take over all of north and south America I word head into Africa. TakeTake all of that. Then I would get the niggers on my side. I would get them to invade Europe, slaughtering everyone. Then I would cleanse the middle east with a few nukes. Then, once I have no need for the niggers and spics I would kill them all.
>>69691102
how would you justify most of those actions
>>69691182
You see my friend, I would give the niggers and spics some land of their own. Then, slowly I would turn them against each other until they die off.
>>69691182
Also, I wouldn't justify them. You're either with me or dead, simple as that.
Nuke Israel.
I think I might run in 2024 when I'll turn 35.
That'll be my whole platform.
"The second I am sworn in the nukes will fly, everything else will sort itself out later"
>>69690629
Throw another one on the barbie.
Masturbate and cum on all the papers.
>>69690629
remove all the niggers
>>69691459
>pic related
make being white illegal
>>69690629
Immediately start auditing the federal reserve, then trash it. Following that I would cut 99% of military spending. We'd keep the new downsized Navy to keep us safe in the event of an attack, but everyone else would fuck off and find another job. All overseas facilities and bases would be sold to their hosting nations.
Then I'd rid of the CIA, NSA, DEA, FDA, NRO, and NGA.
After that I'd take out the social programs. Medicaid grants to states, SNAP (food stamps), supplemental security income, housing assistance, and CHIP, TANF, WIC/CSFP. All would be out the door.
The next step would be to get rid of income taxes, corporate taxes, dividend taxes, etc. and lift regulations on all business and trade.
Makes me wonder if any /pol/ack pursued any kind of political career irl
>>69691537
Bro what game is this ?
>>69691812
Shadow President
>>69691702
wouldn't congress hate your guts?
>>69690712
I like this idea.
>>69690629
Introduce murrica to designated streets
>>69690629
rip up the copyright laws, they are the most retarded laws that's causing more harm than good
>>69690629
Jerk it to anime
>>69690712
i thought you muricans loved fatties
>>69690629
end gun free zones on military bases
>>69691897
>wouldn't congress hate your guts?
Probably. Most of congress are statists and I'd not only be shitting all over every piece of authority they've ever tried to muster, I'd also be cutting their pay 85%.
Under my executive rule, congressmen will make about the same salary as a McDonald's shift manager.
>Build wall
>Remove central bank and replace with federal fiat money.
>remove all ties with Israel and no longer recognize it as a country.
>Deport everyone who have a Mexican, Arab, Israeli, African passport.
>Free tution for ethnic europeans from abroad.
>Make deal with Russia and Syria that we will declare war on EU if Turkey joins the EU and gets involved the Syrian war.
>Tariff on Chinese products, informally boycott all American companies that out sourced while creating a subsidized program for the ones who stayed.
>Execute all prisoners effective immediately who have been in prison more than 10 years, and or have a sentence of more than 25 years.
>Create program that helps blacks to move in Africa and develop African nations.
>Create subcities for blacks. Only Blacks can enter and leave, but when they leave any federal crime they commit is punishable by immediate execution via gunshot to the head.
>Schools are ordered mandatory Christian Theology and US american courses.
>Islam is illegal outside " muslim worship zones"
>Jews are sent to Israel or gassed.
>Military cutback program, use military purely for defense.
>Create public transportation rebuild program, with partnership with the Japanese to build bullet-train system.
>Ban all foreign nationals from owning American soil, with the exception of registered corporations and embassies.
I would direct the FEMA camps to burn the Jews.
>>69690629
Fuck a bitch on every expensive piece of furniture in the White House.
>>69690629
I'd get mad pussy
wicked mad pussy yo
Legalize the rape of anyone wearing yoga pants in public.
>>69690973 for president 2016! Is it too late to start your campaign?
>>69690712
won't work
pretty much every food and health corporation profits from obesity, either by selling food or weight loss methods
>>69692071
we don't love fatties, we're in extreme denial about what counts as fat and unhealthy because either we're fat or our partner is.
>>69692071
In a real world, a man choses to be /fit/ on his own.
In the USA, we need a first white CIA commuist president to appoint literally a "czar" to Jew people into being less fat through shaming them while simultaneously handing out shekels to all the big industries to keep them fat, all in the name of helping the people.
>>69691459
^ This guy just died from a "heart attack"
>>69691996
Nice bantz samyak
>>69690629
Try to reform campaign finance and push for term limits in Congress. Cut foreign aid to any country neutral or hostile to us. Harsher immigration laws. H1B visa restrictions.
Two chicks at the same time
>>69690629
Put Amerifats on a forced diet
>>69692329
What a shitpost. I bet you thought that you were enlightening us with your first comment, didn't you?
> this just in: companies profit off of people who use their products
Man it's too bad we weren't able to put a dent into the tobacco usage rates with all those large tobacco companies profiting off of the sale of both their product and their addiction cures.
>>69692490
how much does murica spend on foreign aid a year?
Probably go golfing
why do Presidents get to golf so damn much? I don't even have enough free time to golf like they do
>>69692519
solid idea
MAGA
>>69692506
>>69692549
alot of people use that gay vape shit, but it worked quite well getting people off cigarettes
we just need the same kinda thing for fat cunts
>>69690629
I would take a nap on one of those comfy looking couches.
>>69692692
Even with the vape fad, tobacco rates are a far cry from what they used to be.
Full communism
>>69692519
Prepare for chimpouts of the highest degree.
Obese or overweight:
>69% of black men
>82% of black women
>>69690629
Discuss, with those who really run the country, what I need to do to avoid being assassinated.
>>69690629
genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership
>>69690629
I would send all awooposters to guantanamo bay.
>>69692819
just don't be gay and shit
Pizza party 2bh
>>69690629
Nuke Mecca / Jooruselam
>>69690629
Declare liberalism a mental illness. Then have those who identify as liberals rounded up and locked for the safety of the rest of the country.
>>69693058
>not to area 51 for 'special' tests
>>69690629
>Shred the Iran deal
>Condemn Assad for chemical weapons attacks and declare him a war criminal
> sever diplomatic relations with Cuba
> Urge the Saudis to wage a proxy war against Iran and Hezbollah in Syria
> Condemn Putin for war crimes
>>69693403
and take away their voting privileges and for them into re-education camps
I would find the truth. I would make tour out of going to dulce, Redstone base, edgewood, rights airfield, all the fucking weird quiet places in the U.S. . I want to see the fucking greys up close goddammit
>>69693637
i could swear obama said he didn't have permission when it came to area 51 or something
>>69693521
They can't vote if they are locked up.
The reeducation program is a good idea though.
>>69692181
This desu
fuck the fed
>>69690629
Redecorate.
>>69694218
I wonder how Trump would make it look
>>69690629
President cant really do much. If I had ridiculous political power id probably make housing more affordable and make child care really cheap.
Every citizen would benefit.
>>69690629
Cut all ties with Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Iran. Blockade around Best Korea and starve them to surrender.
>>69690629
GAS THE KIKES, HAVE A RACE WAR NOW
>>69691897
Thx senpai
>>69692597
38.6 billion in 2012. That's money wasted. We could put that into education or entrepreneurial programs rather than giving to countries that actively hate us.
>>69694294
pretty pimp i bet
>>69692431
I am horribly obese and drink a lot.
Would be an easy to swallow story.
>>69690973
>I would end the Federal Reserve, and print our own money.
Don't you know what happened to the last president that did that?
>>69690629
Repeal Hughes amendment and throw out 922r
>>69690629
Pardon Bobby Shmurda
First thought: Trump could probably buy the White House.
Second thought: Everything suddenly dawned on me. I now understand all of it.
>>69691537
>A country that has no nuclear strike capability.
Lies.
Also I would end term limits for Federal Reserve Board Presidents because they make it harder for the Fed to make independent decisions. I would open the borders for immigration with background checks. I would sign the biggest free trade deals possible, lower the minimum wage, expand earned income tax credits, abolish the corporate tax, commit troops to Syria, and raise the age for Social Security and slowly privatize it.
>>69690629
Hire someone I trust to show me what the fuck I'm actually supposed to do.
send firearms to every citizen, abolish federal police
There are many more that I'd do, but here's a few.
1) End the Federal Reserve.
2) Gold standard.
3) Scrap all executive orders release to the public shill politician motives and shenanigans.
4) Recall all military forces from all over the world to the U.S. and guard it--no need for a wall when you're protected by nuclear submarines and a million troops, essentially like an RTS game where your forces are in your base. No one would be able to crack that turtle.
5) Arrest all military industrial complex CIA/satanic ritual abuse inbred families (Bush/Clintons, etc) and get their victims and the victim's families to stone them to death in front of the white house.
6) Invest in free energy and end "fossil fuels", everyone gets to buy futuristic cars.
7) Mandatory state religion of Christianity.
8) Deport and ban all Muslims, workers of sedition, SJWs, communists, big-nosed "bankers", etc.
9) Mandatory firearms training for all capable people, including open carry in every state.
10) Deport all blacks to Liberia.
11) Phase out fast food, putting big business chains under huge pressure and fines. Banning harmful additives and chemicals which contribute to obesity. Encourage local farmers markets and wholesome food and sustainable living practices everywhere, even with incentive bonuses. Communities centered around wholesome activities and living.
12) Limit salaries of sports people to be more in line with average wages of average people. No more superbowl shit.
13) Replace the school curriculum with those of 100 years ago, encouraging people to be all they can be, to not slow down for Tyrone and to take "stupid pills". Any languages they want to learn, along with a focus on literature, maths, science and useful trade skills. No humanities, liberal garbage or useless feelie shit.
>>69690629
I would start massive trials for every single person who has exploited Americans with their jobs and financials. Any politician, banker, CEO who has helped the crash of the US economy or has exported jobs overseas would be tried with treason.
If I was the leader of the UK and had full control
>Give people a year on job seekers allowance before they are cut off and have to find a job or die.
>Anyone in prison for longer than 10 years is executed if there is hard evidence that they are guilty
>Gym becomes mandatory for everyone
>Kill ALL mudslimes
>Nuke all middle eastern countries + all countries that start shit
>Assassinate angela merkel
>Bring the same gun laws as America has to England
>Build a wall around the UK
>Bring back the draft
>Build up the military and take over all the land we used to own (WE WAS KANGS AND SHEET)
>Build modern castles for the army and VIPs
>Only the best win a prize in school
>Liberalism will be classed as a mental disorder
>Become "literally hitler"
>>69696027
This is of course what I would start in the first few weeks and crush the corruption. Then I would set out to do some of these >>69695978 not all of them and not exact but some stuff along those lines.
>>69696117
you don't sound very progressive
>>69696117
okay Adam Sutler
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