DELEGATES: The Don: 752/Rato: 463/Keksich: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: >https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=
SIGN THE PETITIONS: >https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>http://www.notrumpnovote.org
SUPPORT TRUMP:
>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer
LATEST BANTER FROM THE DON: >https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
>http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
RALLIES TODAY(SATURDAY, APRIL 2ND):
>Racine, Wisconsin - Racine Civic Center, Memorial Hall - 12:00 P.M. CST
>Wasau, WI - Central Wisconsin Convention and Expo Center - 3:00 P.M. CST
>Eau Claire, WI - Memorial High School - 7:00 P.M. CST
PAST RALLIES/TOWN HALLS:
>Appleton, WI 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kukjV6GzH-E
>De Pere, WI 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY_rXvTdwzQ
>Janesville, WI 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEiDtQrjZ8
>Emotional: WI Beauty Queen Melissa Thanks Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABQVw9Jsec
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
INTERVIEWS:
>Trump on GMA 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV6kNrZZCp0
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1WuxVem_hg
>Trump on Hannity 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAerv18_yC0
ENTERTAINMENT:
Student Trump Supporters CRASH Sanders Rally
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLkzrQely5c
The Trumpinator
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
You Can't Stump the Trump Volume XXII
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
OFFICIAL TRUMP PLAYLIST:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE:
>http://trumpshow.info/
>http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
>http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
>https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
AND DON'T FORGET:
>http:trumpgeneral.com
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>69681660
post yfw you are now a #CruzMissile
AWOOVEMENT
>>69690079
Anyone?
>>69689949
2 HOURS
MAGA
>>69689966
My shitty OC I made for the last thread.
>>69690079
>>69690079
I will stop Donald Trump.
>>69690079
>>69690257
>I will stop Donald Trump
>Says the increasingly nervous Britbong for the 439th time this year
>>69690257
how can a British mortal stop an American god?
>>69690257
Reported.
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For some reason I can't make threads but I need to know, what happened to all the DC Madam threads? Now the attack is over can we get one up and going again???
>>69689866
Nice pasta faggot. This is as stupid now as it was 6-7 months ago. Cruz isn't surging. He's doing well in states he was ALWAYS do well in.
Cruz is and always has been the "muh jeebus" candidate and that's all he'll ever be unless he gets a new campaign manager.
He'll just be another footnote like all the other muh jeebus candidate (Pat Buchanan, Santorum ect)
>forgot to check flag
Fug.. oh well
>>69690132
Maybe this image will help?
Regardless any businessman worth their salt will know that it takes a dozen failures to measure out one success. People who retardedly state "lol trump went bankrupt and some of his businesses failed lol" don't know what they're talking about, plain and simple. The simple fact of the matter is, even if Trump failed 999 businesses and only had 1 success, he is still worth ~$10 billion and is an American success story hands down.
"trump isn't successful" doesn't add up when he's $10 billion with his own private jet, helicopter, towers, etc.
Tell the faggots to stick to the "lol he raysyct secsyst bigghot lol" lines.
>>69690389
There's no new discoveries. Same info as before no new leads.
>>69690219
Saved.
NO MORE LOW ENERGY FAGGOTRY
MAGA!
TRUMP 2016 SENPAI Remember
Trump rally in Racine WI, the shithole of Wisconsin. The dumping grounds of Milwaukee and Chicago.
Watch here live
http://trumptube.tv/donald-trump-rally-speech-video/video/sat-12-pm-cdt-trump-rally-racine-wi-live-stream/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQAoA8u7VnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQITN8yJdYE
http://trumpvisitsracine.coverpage.coveritlive.com/index2.php/option=com_altcaster/task=viewaltcast
Trump is a conman, you guys need to wake up and smell the coffee.
Yes, Bernie is a cuck, but he is the only person capable of turning America around.
>>69690452
>Maybe this image will help?
Implying they can read
>>69690472
Thanks bruh
We are going into an open convention and I will be the Republican nominee for President and I will beat Hillary Clinton in the fall
>>69690389
>>69673828
>>69673828
>>69673828
>>69690524
Shut the fuck up cuck.
Trump 2016, MAGA
>>69690257
>pic related
>it's (You)
>>69689966
AWWWWWWWWWOOOOO
>>69690524
shills are not allowed here reddit
>>69690524
>britbong jealous of straya shitposting
>attempts to shill for bernout
>>69690219
Grey on Grey is not the best choice desu. Can you make the text more readable?
Asking again,
Has there been some new OC videos? I'm bored and I assume You Can't Stump The Trump won't have a new volume until after WI.
>>69690618
>>69690604
>>69690562
So fucking predictable. I have three degrees and am a member of MENSA, I am telling you that Trump is a retard and is not capable of doing the job
>>69689966
MC's from all over are showing support for Trump so can we come up with a suitable patch to wear for them when trump unites all of them?
or just for fun,lets see what /pol/ comes up with.
http://make-a-patch.com/
>>69690620
Here's the original. I'm pretty terrible with image modifying if anyone else wants to give it a go.
>>69690553
Geez guys thats crazy nuts.
Golly I don't know about that
>>69690203
We need more Doom Trump's
>>69690524
Nice post Mohammad
>@DanScavino
>CALL THE TENNESSEE CHAIRMAIN, RYAN HAYNES at (see pic)! Let him know you support the TRUMP delegates!
>>69690524
Bernie can't even his own finances by himself despite being on the senate. He's had 70 years to straighten his shit out. Before he ran he was like half a million in debt and the fucker thinks that he can run the country? Ha, ha, ha.
>>69690707
>So fucking predictable. I have three degrees and am a member of MENSA, I am telling you that Trump is a retard and is not capable of doing the job
>>69690524
I fucking hate my country and the leftist softy cunts that inhabit her.
MAGA you faggot. I would die for this man.
>>69690707
>Mensa
You mean the retard society? Talk to me when you join me in the triple 9s you limp wristed retard.
>>69690707
You embarrass my country.
>>69690710
>mfw the 10th biker rides a scooter
>>69689966
>BACON AND EGGS
I can actually have some this morning, no OJ though.
>>69690707
Reported.
>>69690805
Its good to know not all my fellow countrymen are worthless leftist slime.
TRUMP 2016
MAGA
>>69690773
All this delegate rigging the GOP does in the background, does that affect the affect Trump if he gets the 1237 number and the convention doesn't go to the second ballot?
>>69690203
Fuck this makes me sad
Gee Donald, why does your mom let you have THREE rallies?!
Guys there are like 3 Trump rally's today. How many controversal statements do you think the media will take out of context?
>>69690707
then what are you shilling on 4chan
>>69690893
Depends, in some states they can only really make them turncoat traitors but others they can actually outright steal them and give them to Kasich.
Ron Paul flipped this on its head in 2012, surprised they didn't fix it after him but I guess they saw its uses in trying to stop a Trump-like candidate.
Mmmmmm bacon
>>69690805
>>69690818
I love you Bongs. After America it's time to Make Bongland Great Again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVSpY8xY9I
>>69691023
All of them
>>69689966
Add >>69690773 to OP
>>69690966
Because we're making Wisconsin great again
>>69690354
>Hillary disappears faster than a black dad
no wonder they voted for her
>>69690257
Is this like Linda Glocke destroying ISIS
>>69691023
All of them
>>69691026
I occasionally need to wet my feet in the pool of stupidity...it reminds me to be appreciative of my own endowments.
Anyone who supports Trump is a bona fide moron, it's just a fact, I'm sorry it upsets all of you.
>>69690710
That's a great idea! Those Lion MAGAs would make a great patch...the gold ones, and the red, white, and blue ones
>>69690827
WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE A COMFY BREAKFAST/BRUNCH THIS MORNING, SENPAIS
GONNA BE A HIGH-ENERGY DAY FOR TRUMP AND HIS WISCONSIN SUPPORTERS
SHILLS FOR RATO AND OTHER DULLARDS WILL BE IGNORED
KEEP CALM, AND MAGA!!!
Is donald having an all protein breakfast? This proves once and for all that pancakes are degenerate.
She's suing Trump and a 75 year old Korean War veteran now.
http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/03/31/suit-trump-incited-riot-louisville-rally/82497624/
Kashiya (Shiya) Nwanguma
http://www.gocards.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=2388&path=track
https://www.couchsurfing.com/users/2000607297
kikebook /shiya.nwanguma.5
https://www.pinterest.com/kashiya145/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXshcc8tob8
Prep: Regional champion in the discus at South Warren High ... took first in the event in 2013 ... took second that year in the regionals in the shot put ... at the state championships, placed fifth in the shot put and sixth in the discus.
Personal: Daughter to Raphael and Marlene Nwanguma ... birthday is Feb. 9 ... has four brothers and two sisters ... majoring in biology.
http://kentucky.yourpublicprofile.com/42104-5568.htm
Father is a MD: http://mcbg.org/internal/services/Surgical_Weight_Loss_Program/Bariatric_Surgeon.aspx
https://www.criminalrecords.com/find/raphael-nwanguma-in-delaware/txmblvntsrnh
>>69691129
>>69691129
the shill is too strong in this one. Ol Yeller needs to be put done before he can infect more with the shill virus.
Trump sempais speech starts when pizzahut/dominos starts to deliver
>tfw i will never have my food before a morning rally
>>69690397
>Pat Buchanan, muh jeebus
No, he was the original MAGA man.
>>69690710
actual biker here, if you got a good one, I'll put it on the front of my colors.
>>69691044
Trump carries the hopes of the world on his shoulders.
God bless that man.
>>69691129
>all this unwarranted smug superiority
>this preening holier-than thou attitude
and you expect people to be convinced to your side based on acting like a complete asshole?
Go fuck yourself you shameful excuse for a Brit, you drag our name through the mud in slandering Trump and you clearly don't have the interests of the USA or the UK in mind.
>>69690773
Mailbox is full haha
Does Trump ever do any barnstorming? He said he'll be in Wisconsin until the election, I think he should do some little campaigning on the side between rallies.
>>69691204
Fake and gay
>>69691204
She's gonna get blown out by the most expensive lawyers money can buy.
>>69691097
Let's dispel this fiction that Wisconsin doesn't know what it's doing.
>>69691279
We would need to put it to a vote or someone will meet Mr Mayhem brother.
How is your old lady?
>>69690558
Thank you for that link Anon.
>>69691306
Educated and intelligent people acknowledge that nationalism is futile. I care not that we are fellow countrymen, and neither should you. What I do care about is that you and everyone else in the cesspit are wrong about Trump.
I care about facts, not silly social constructions.
>>69691265
I never understood the celebration behind hanukkah. It's supposed to be a thing to celebrate the Jewish temple. Except they don't even have a temple.
At least for Christians it makes sense when they celebrate something like Easter (ressurection) or Christmas (birth), as they believe and have those things. But the Jews don't even have a flippin' temple. I swear they only celebrate it out of spite for the cool holidays.
>>69691424
Lol.
MOVEMENT
A
G
A
>>69691334
This. It's literally not a case against Trump and can be reduced to misdemeanor vs the old guy.
>>69691443
they have praying wall thing in Israel
>>69691367
>Mr. Mayhem
if that's some kind of Sons of Anarchy reference, I don't watch it, I'm not a 1%er anyway
>old lady
don't have one, I just fuck random college girls
>>69691424
You're right, I shouldn't care that we are countrymen. Because frankly, I don't actually think you are one. You're a traitor.
GO TRUMP GO
GET THE NOM SO THE DEMS CAN WIN
NEW KEKSTEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v37-hsnQjw0
>>69691424
I had a dream Trump was having an affair with me and I liked it. Am I in too deep?
>>69690079
I now kuck for kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDumsN1NCGg
>>69691365
will trump make american civilization great again?
>>69691513
A wall you say?
>>69691567
Waaaaay too deep, lad.
>>69691129
>unironically fedora tipping this hard
>>69691583
No, he will not only do that, he will
MAKE THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN
>>69691499
I don't think it's real. I've seen that posted twice now and it never references the case... If Trump were being sued it would be covered by the media, no?
It's a bait for us to "raid".
>Trumpgen is still this easy to bait
>>69691424
>nationalism
>futile
No Ahmed, what's futile is pretending that all people are equally capable of living and providing for themselves and their family in western cultures. It doesn't matter whether Trump wins or not, whether Geert rules Netherlands or AfD gets into Bundestag properly.
Even if all this fails, the pendulum will swing back, the ugly white beast will wake up from it's slumber and this time there won't be anyone left to write diaries.
>>69691424
the fact is that you are a pompous faggot who thinks he is being edgy on 4chan.
GO TRUMP GO
SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROY THE RIGHT FOREVER
>>69691513
The wailing wall is not the temple which is the point of hanukkah.
Also the wall thing has been proven to not be connected to the original temple at all. It's actually a roman fortress iirc.
>>69691659
I can't read Arabic, what does this say
>>69691097
GOD BLESS YOU DONALD
GET THE ILLEGALS OUT OF HERE
Seriously they hurt the community so bad, I talk to private business owners and they just cannot keep up with them.
They require no insurance, pay no taxes, make 5 an hour, and can be replaced.
GET THEM /OUT/
>>69691616
I approve of this meme.
>>69691660
>the right
You have no clue whats going on, do you?
MAGA
>>69691583
The magic 8-ball tells you: "It is doubtful."
Congress and the media are still absolute garbage.
>>69691643
>it's just a prank bro
>i'm not really retarded bro
3 rallies in one day
>>69691568
Does he really say that on the Guardian website? I want to believe.
>>69691697
It says one shooting wasn't enough
LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v37-hsnQjw0
>>69691600
dear god we should steal Israels wall and make it part of our border.
GO TRUMP GO
THE FIRST PRO INCEST PRO LIFE CANDIDATE
>>69691568
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[gasp]
AAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice one Jewgle
>>69691734
Based Ally, I've got a special deal on ovens, 2 for the price of 1!
>>69691424
>translation
>plebeian pea brains with gender studies degrees agree with me
>therefor I am right
Argument from popularity, hello logical fallacy. Try again Mr. "Mensa" Tryhard.
http://jasss.soc.surrey.ac.uk/16/3/7.html
>The Evolutionary Dominance of Ethnocentric Cooperation
Ethnocentric cooperation outperforms all other modes of social cooperation over time. In the end, we win.
Why was Trump's brother such a degenerate, drug addicted faggot?
>>69691568
>he isn't a Jebhead
>>69691548
I'm not good enough businessman to even start one business :(
>>69691547
>>69691739
Cuckstep is one hell of a dank musicgenre
>>69691532
watch it mate,seriously a fun show especially if you liked The Shield because of all the cameos.
the montages with leela from futurama singing can get a bit annoying tho.
GO TRUMP GO
THE ANIME MASTURBATORS WITH LOW IQ ARE WITH YOU
>>69690524
>>69690713
No... HERE... is the original.
Guys, my 4chan is broken:
- links no longer have embedded links
- I cannot reply to posts
- I cannot "update" thread
>>69691949
Well fuck me runnin'
Thanks, man.
>We don't understand Trump therefore he's lying.
liberal logic i tell you what
>>69691660
If this were true why are you so scared? ;^)
>>69691731
He does.
>>69691819
Each Ying needs a Yang
Going to the Eau Claire Wis rally tonight with me mum. Feeling my energy getting higher as we speak. Anything I should ask him if I get the chance?
>>69691595
Jesus Christ, is the left really this fucking
desperate to make a joke about him?
Like imagine having such a perfect life that your enemies need to go back 200 YEARS just to find out that your ancestors changed their surnames and make a joke out of that.
Like even here leftist ''''comedians''' can't find out anything other about our PM, only that ''lel he's bad at croatian cuz he's a diasporafag xDD''
It's like some weird global phenomenon that Trump has unitentionaly started where lefitsts have completly run out of jokes to come up with. It's weird really,
Can people post Trump fanfic Greentext?
>2070 Trump's 33rd term
>on the moonbase
etc etc please
>>69691542
>>69691660
>>69691788
>>69691916
>>69692049
That's fantastic.
>>69692029
How the fuck is the statement unclear?
>China tarrifs American products, while America doesn't tarrif Chinese products
It just confirms even more that they give him shit on purpose, because any 10 year old would understand that sentence
>>69691731
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/25/us-election-2016-delegate-tracker-trump-cruz-kasich-sanders-clinton
Keep clicking him, he'll say it.
>>69691595
>anti-Trumpsters wears this
>walks around their liberal neighborhood
>get jumped by their fellow anti-Trumpsters who think it's a MAGA cap
This will happen at least once.
>>69690452
Blew out two of my friends in the past 12 hours. Should probably keep tally on my friends count now that I'm publicly defending him
Dreamt of Trump last night. People were invited into his past houses to get an idea of the man they might vote for, but it was secretly a Jewish sting operation. They had set up systems that would make it seem like the place was haunted to scare kids and make their parents rethink voting for Trump. Then on the final day of voting, there was a bunch of closets set up in front of each voting booth, where you could see a glimpse into how the candidate dressed and what they stored. Ben Carson told me this and started sleepwalking towards the pier where it was taking place, so naturally I sprinted there full pelt. When I got there to vote for Trump, his closet was full of gay shit, fucking dildos and tutus and dresses and shit. Turns out the Jews were trying to trick people into thinking he was gay so he'd get less votes. And then I got really angry and became Donald Trump and Made America Great Again.
>>69692029
I can't wait when these disingenuous nigger enablers are swinging from trees.
>>69691896
seeing TV bikers in white sneakers triggers my autism like a lack of trigger discipline does to /k/
I know the star said he was hanging out with the Oakland Angels and one of the main guys did that, but it bugs the shit out of me. plus there's a wave of wannabees following the show, buying bikes and thinking they're hard, so it's like a NORMIES GET OUT, REEEEEEEEE thing but with bikers.
>>69692126
>The year is 2018
>Hillary Clinton is in prison
Did you like it
>>69690065
>Bernie and Trump supporters getting along
>that guy on the news who said "Trump has been crowned the God Emperor of 4chan's /pol/ board"
I cringed, honestly. Why would you announce you visit here on live TV?
>>69691595
>>69691619
The more European toothpastes sperg out over Trump, the more I know we're doing the right thing by voting for him.
>>69692287
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>69692263
please, stop. My penis can only get so erect.
>>69692074
HAVE A MAGA TIME WITH YOUR MOM!!
>>69692287
Link?
>>69692287
Wait what?
>>69692287
as long as we absorb and alter the newfags
>PEOPLE DON'T WATCH MY SHOW BECAUSE IM BLACK
>>69692263
>The year is 2025
>Hillary Clinton is on death row and has been tortured daily by the Trump administration for the last 5 years
guys... GUYS...
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/trumps-uphill-delegate-scramble-221443
>>69692212
>became Donald Trump
he is your spirit animal
>>69692211
I've lost 6 or 7 so far
>>69692074
Ask about the paid protesters
just wanna hear him talk about it
they didn't give the mic to anyone at the rally I was at. Except this one vet who told trump TO BUILD THE WALL 10,000 FEET HIGH
>>69692363
>>69692387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-jtzBQ_NF0
Skip to 3:50
>>69692415
maybe it's because he's not funny
>>69689966
GO TRUMP!
>tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX0-SDSvgb0
>>69692201
>>69691731
>>69691568
>MFW IT SAYS THIS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP MAN
>>69692449
We've been aware for awhile now that the only way Trump can get the nomination is by getting the 1237. I think he can manage it, though.
>>69692287
He's a rep for Autism Speaks
>>69692510
>maybe it's because he's not funny
Yeah he's really not funny at all compared to jon stewart
>>69692500
pls no
>>69692229
that is actually a plot point in the final episode,can't remember what it meant but something about the clutch or losing power or some thing like that.
>>69692328
Best answer, Shlomo
>Trump gets 1236 delegates
>Cruz gets nominated
>your options in November are Hillary, Cruz, and Gary Johnson, because congressional jewry somehow blocked even a Trump write-in campaign
who do you vote for
>>69692500
>all that unironic mentioning of memes in real life
Kill me.
>>69692500
Ugh. Fucking why.
>>69692666
Cruz
>>69692666
I'll kill myself before it ever gets to november so idgaf
>be Ted Cruz
>be a god-fearing, honorable, straight talking, pure of heart Christian
>slimy crooked businessman trump with his new york ''values'' enters the race
>preys upon the worst fears and prejudices of the populace and smashes the party in 2, creating President Hillary Clinton (pic related)
>we are never able to see honorable Ted's age of the priesthood and the subsequent american renaissance
>>69690707
>I am telling you that Trump is a retard and is not capable of doing the job
yes, you are telling us, aren't you. not sure why you would need to tell us that you are telling us, but what do us low IQ folks know
>>69692092
Trump isn't nearly as mockable as American conservative politicians have been for the past 20 years. He's also been in the pop culture for long enough for all his dirt to have been dug up and sieved through.
>>69692126
>it's 2024
>Bernie has ended his second term and is passing the presidency to the first black woman to hold the office
>the streets are clean thanks to the national works programme
>trade imbalances have been dealt with by a rejection of neoliberal economic theory
>everyone has free access to the best healthcare and education in the world, paid for by a small contributory tax on the 1%
>inequality has vastly shrunk, leading to harmony in inner city neighborhoods
>liberal culture has flourished as people accept the need to tackle systemic social justice issues
>police are seen as pillars of the community and not oppressors thanks to body cameras and Affirmative Action policies
He will make America great again, not Drumpf.
>>69690065
>wiimote
>ps3
>being a console peasant
>>69692500
>>69692727
0/10
Try harder emucuck
>>69692666
Well, Satan, at that point, my vote doesn't mean anything. Texas will stay Red, and Hillary will win against Cruz. Therefore, I'll vote Gary Johnson. Again.
>>69692510
He's a funny guy and seems pretty capable of being in front if a camera. Hes just not near as funny as Jon Stewart and the main thing is he doesn't have the talented writers Jon had, a lot of daily show watchers stopped watching because the content just isn't up to par with what they were used to.
>>69691949
Trumpified
>>69692449
>>69690773
They're not even hiding anymore that the game is rigged to the max. As long as we get the 1237 delegates though it won't matter. Let's hope Trump can kill it in WI
>>69692500
If you're lurking here Malice, you're a faggot and Tom Woods clearly won that debate
HEY TRUMPGENFAGS, OP HERE:
My shop skills are non-existent; could one of you kindly shop The Don's head onto Tom Hanks' character in this pic from the movie A League of Their Own? It'll make a good thread header for the rally later in Racine...
MAGA!!!
>>69692727
are you kidding me
>>69692500
Guys, they just love the memes we're making!
We're so cute aren't we? Maybe we can get jobs in the media!
QUICK EVERYONE
JEB HAS COME TO ROB TRUMP OF HIS DELEGATES AT THE CONVENTION
EVERYONE POST JEB PICS TILL HE GETS TOO DEPRESSED AND KILLS HIMSELF
>>69692410
Pol will do as it always has.
Fend off the waves of faggotry,
The bulk of the new fags we grow weary of shit posting on a board that is made of 90% shitposts.
A few remnants will stick around, probing for a weakness, only to end up stumbling onto some of pol's rarely conversations, they'll read some charts. If they are so far gone that they cry "every fact that I don't like is racist!" Then we'll have them.
Your average pol user can analyze 30 posts in a millisecond and decide which ones are shitposts without even reading them
>>69692666
Cruz. Anything to keep the Democrats out of the White House for another 4 years. The true battle here is against the left.
>>69692765
>assuming Bernie could live to 2024
>>69692588
>jon stewart
>funny
pick one
>be me Jon Stewart
>say something that's fairly obvious and a bad analogy
>wait for audience reaction
"Ohh YOU GUYs LIKE THAT? Think thAT's Funny? I guess I'll Laugh too" hahar hr ahar
>>69692335
>2024
>The Wall is complete, it's beautiful
>it had to be, they named it The Great Trump Wall so it had to be beautiful
>Ivanka's baby is in school
>America is Great Again
>Trump plays his last round of golf as President with an unexpected friend with a penchant for pocket turtles
>...
>...Flash Forward
>Year 2056, Low-Earth Orbit
>In a penthouse of the finest space hotel, a portrait of President Trump hangs on the wall
>An aged Eric Trump stares out the view-screen window towards the Moon and Stars
>"Let's make that great next"
>>69692829
Saved.
>>69692500
that's it guys. Time to stop making memes. These motherfuckers have ruined them forever. Let's do something else
>>69692727
Never change Australia
>>69692765
>it's November 2018
>USA has collapsed
>sold all its gold to try to keep free shit going for longer
>race war breaks out
>Hillary and Bernie killed in the riot by the minorities they cater to
Fixed that for you.
>Drumpf
Gutman.
>>69692780
consoles are fun, especially the wii, which you can buy for like $50 and softmod then play games from a USB hard drive
wii has a lot of party/family/whatever games that are fun for everyone
adults can afford a nice PC plus a wii
stop being a jerk
>>69692780
>>69692727
>Ted Cruz
>a god-fearing, honorable, straight talking, pure of heart Christian
top jej australia
>>69692901
I have an unapologetic erection right now.
>>69692500
lmao he said "get in the car" but forgot the faggot part
So what happened with Randlet the manlet?
WE'RE MAINSTREAM NOW
NORMIE MEDIA IS IN THIS THREAD
POST YURI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqSV72VNnV0
>>69692727
>Rato is opening up the North Dakota GOP Convention today as a keynote speaker
Welp, there goes any chance of Trump delegates. 28 rato delegates here we come.
>>69692901
>2056
>haven't reached Mars before that point
you lost me there, anon.
>>69690079
There is only one candidate who speaks like a President and that man is Ted Cruz. I used to be a Trump supporter but now I am a #CruzMissile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9n5VibgNOQ
>>69692588
>jon stewart
>funny
pick one
>be me Jon Stewart
>say something that's fairly obvious and a bad anaolgy
>wait for audience reaction
"Ohh YOU GUYs LIKE THAT? Think thAT's Funny? I guess I'll Laugh too" hahar hr ahar
>>69692727
>tfw Trump is a sniveling coward that's terrified to debate Ted Cruz (a true and consistent conservative) one on one.
>>69690389
NO FUCK YOU
They single-handedly ruined /pol/. Two nights ago discussion was pretty much impossible due to the shilling.
>>69693080
Was that a surprise? Those conventions are just an excuse to give the establishment candidate some extra delegates.
I don't think anyone projected them to go to Trump.
>>69693080
Don't despair, senpai
Sleepy Doctor Ben will hopefully wrangle of few of those delegates for Trump...Rato won't narrow his delegate lead by that much
>>69692666
A rock
>it's October 2021
>everyone's dead
>except Hillary
>finally doesn't have to lie anymore
>>69693014
You're going to love the 3rd book where Barron becomes an inter-planetary Emperor and the insectoids arrive in their gleaming carapace ships.
>>69692901
Lmao, that's awesome.
>>69692727
LITERALLY INVOLVED WITH BUSH FAMILY
LITERALLY CHEATS ON HIS WIFE
LITERALLY LYIN TED
>>69693080
>he he he he he
>>69692968
>implying a PC can't do all that and more
>implying you even need a wii
>implying you can virtually attend rallies
wew desu lad
>>69693033
As you wish. But there's a board for that.
>>69692287
>>69692500
Wow.
>>69693205
As she realizes she's the only one left a sizable demon slithers out of its shell and releases a noxious gas as it spews its lies it had to hold in.
how will trumps first meeting with weedman go? trump probably fucked margaret
>>69693205
>be me
>april 1st
>find this on twitter
>side are in orbit
>Trump has changed his position on abortion 4 times now in the same week
FUCK THIS MEME CANDIDATE
>>69692727
>slimy crooked businessman trump with his new york ''values'' enters the race
That NY values line is gonna backfire on Rato so much on the 19th. Thanks for ensuring a >50% win for Donald, Rato!
>>69693136
Typical Ted
>>69693107
Didn't say we haven't reached it yet
Just said it's not great yet
>>69693195
>Ben Carson tomorrow in North Dakota
I wish they had a live stream. Problem is they are pretty much unbound so we have no idea who they pick
>>69693359
>abortion
>important
- have you been following along?
Security
Immigration
Economy
Trade
>>69692126
>>69692765
>It's 2016
>First day of Bernie's presidency
>Immediately steps down in favor of BLM protesters.
>Police departments are abolished
>USA descends into total anarchy
>>69693277
"How does Cruz always look both happy and sad? 'I like lasagna but it's not what I ordered', his face says."
— Marie Le Conte, @youngvulgarian
>>69693342
kek
>>69693136
Goddamn that's creepy. Are we sure Rubio was the only robot in the race?
>>69693408
The ND convention is an auction and the GOPe has unlimited money cheats on right now.
When Trump attacked Ted's beautiful wife Heidi, I learned Trump was a bigger coward than I realised
>>69689966
Dubs Checkem
I can only dream of breakfast with Don..
Is Trump nationalist?
I heard nationalism is bad
>>69693486
no programing, only strings
>>69692500
that's very upsetting
what happens when they find out about Kek?
>>69692500
WE MADE IT PHAM
IM ON TV MA
>>69693136
What a fag Rafael is.
