How do we stop these monsters before another incest-sex dungeon comes up? Why are they so focused on finding a suitable mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
Meet me back of maccas carpark cunt 5 minutes
>>69688468
Iv come to accept that Australians just aren't humans
>>69688543
Go to buggery bloody brizze cunt, and get ya fukin wallabys with ya.
>>69688468
>make a deal with Indonesia
>have Indonesia invade Australia
>pretend we see nothing
>profit
>>69688931
>>69688468
just waitin' for a bait.
weak bantz even from you polan
>>69688710
We are humanities only defense between the feathered spawn of Cthulhu and oblivion.
I had my nuts smashed in working on an emu farm, and still have a rather faded scar in the palm of my hand where one of the feathered cunts kicked a hole in it.
>>69688931
Indonesians team up with emus, world domination.
>>69689216
Ya gonna cark it bogan cunt, just wait after ill finish up my neck oil
>>69688468
Oh look it's upside down Indonesia shit posting again. Listen mate, it's a fucking miracle you were delivered in a hospital and not squeezed into pork intestine as as a sausage by mistake. Now we all accept Polish people are dumb as bricks, so your saving grace must be that your women are hairier than your pigs.
>>69689459
>This is un-ironically what most australians believe.
You need to be stopped at all costs.
>>69689795
Says the person whos never had a horny emu drop down behind them and shuffle up with its neck making the "dong dong dong" noise.
You cunts only have things that eat you, you sit still for long enough and an emu will try and root you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz55SvWGDow
>>69689216
There is literally nothing wrong with being an emu
>>69688931
We'd bash those mudshits with ease, cunt
>>69690089
Dong dong dong
>>69688468
Leave Australia to me
>>69689459
>We are humanities only defense between the feathered spawn of Cthulhu and oblivion.
No, there is another
>>69688468
Accept defeat, ya cunt. Australian supremacy is only a decade away. Superpower by 2025. Emus subjugated by 2050.
>>69690561
>Man goes to shoe shop. After entering he sees a strange pair of white leather shoes. The price is $10k.
>-Why are these boots so expensive?! - he asks the clerk
>-Well they're made of human skin - he explains
>-Ahh, ok... - but besides the white pair he sees black ones - How much for those? - he asks.
>- $20 - replies the clerk
How much for gator shoes?
Don't ever post to me or my thread again
the only food that offers true eldritch protection!
who else can wrestle these ancient beasts!
>>69691531
>>69691726
Your bitch
>Cuckodile
you threaten us?
we control the worlds largest and richest supply of uranium...
we have thermo nuclear bantz capabilities that are already in our grasp!
>>69691748
>>69690310
No serious , thats what it sounds like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aUzQOd2db4
:') *sings advance Australia fair*
rejoice!
for we are a people of friendship and peace...
our destiny is to build
and colonize the stars!
How interviews are done
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Er3J1YHCMw
>>69692010
>>69692054
>>69692055
>>69692259
How can one become part of the Straya' Ubermensch?
69692538
we welcome all my friend!
for we are a nation girt by sea with boundless plains to share!
simply feast upon the sacred vegimite! draw upon its yeast filled eldritch fighting powers!
and spread merry righteous bantz upon the internet for all the world to see!
>>69691748
>Dairy
>Milk
>Vegemite
>Cadbury
Holy shit the confusion
>>69688468
Absolute bloody galah
